Rebirth Savage System

Zhongli's mother got up early in the morning to encourage us to have breakfast, saying that today is the first exam, the so-called good start, a good start leads to a perfect ending, and a good grade must be obtained in the exam.

When we walked into the living room, it was full of aromas. This is the first time I have seen the cooking skills of the old mother-in-law.

"Mom, what are we eating today?" Ankang asked.

"Serve!" Zhongli's mother saw that Kangkang's stomach was growling, so she ordered the servants to bring up the meals prepared in advance.

“Egg Noodles!”

The moment the meal cover was lifted off, my chicken froze.

This is the legendary one noodle. There is only one noodle in a large bowl from beginning to end. It is neither thick nor thin, just right. The oily juice floating on the soup is translucent, and two eggs can be broken easily.

I suddenly thought of the narration of China with background music on the tip of my tongue: this is the inheritance of food culture for thousands of years, and what makes us feel the taste of love is the taste of mother.

"Hurry up, Wangcai, sit down and eat together!" Zhongli's mother said.

We both nodded, picked up the chopsticks and devoured it voraciously.

"Not bad! That's great!", I gave Zhongli's mother the most sincere praise with a thumbs up while eating.

"Eat, eat, you can get [-] points in the test after eating. It will be smooth and happy." Zhongli's mother explained the original intention of making me a piece of noodles.

"Don't worry! Mom, I'm sure I'll be fine, someone might be fine~" Kangkang looked at me mischievously and said.

Zhongli's mother knew her son was naughty, so she smiled and said, "You are the only one who talks too much!"

"Who said that?! I'm great, but I can't write very well..." My words made the whole family laugh.

Kangkang and I arrived at the examination room on time. It was well-decorated, and there was a sign on the door: Take the exam with integrity, and good luck to you.

Looking around, the examination room is still so spectacular: those who come from the south to the north, those who sell and open stores, those who are fifty or a hundred...there are all kinds of people. I heheed twice and sat behind Kangkang.

That kid was quite steady, and after the whole exam, he didn't sigh or intend to whisper.

Lord Wang, I couldn't bear the loneliness anymore. I looked around and thought about it. Except for the ones I couldn't do, I couldn't. Every question seemed familiar.

I can only do some small tricks, anyway, I am also a high-achieving student of Ling Yunfeng, these are small cases.

I worked hard to cast the spell, and focused all my attention on Kangkang's test paper. I thought I could perform it well, but I didn't expect that kid to use a trick to deceive his eyes.

All the handwriting I see now is: Idiot, take the exam with integrity!haha~

Just play around with me, and see if I don't take care of you when I get home!

I kicked Kangkang's seat, such an obvious hint that he must understand.

I focused on his pen again, and the boy changed his eyes and showed: "Brother, let me show you!"

A man is mighty and unyielding!No, this sentence is not very appropriate now.

The man can bend and stretch!

"Kangkang, good Kangkang~", I whispered.

That boy Ankang was in a good mood, he tried his best not to let go.

Seeing that the time is up, you can't die before you leave, right? !

"Brother Kang, Brother Word!"

"I didn't hear~"

"Brother!", I said in my heart: "Bah!"

The boy finally stopped being naughty.

It's strange to say that before, I knew how to test me in Kangkang, but few of them remembered me in the test papers.

The test paper has been chased by me with crooked, flamboyant handwriting. The ones that are too long are empty, and the ones with too many strokes are discarded directly.

Lord Wang is a man of principle!

"Attention all candidates, stop writing and end the exam!", the examiner announced.

My facial expression is relaxed and natural, and I should get a grade of A- by pinching my fingers. The first level must be no problem. I believe in Kangkang A+, and I believe in myself even more, haha!

"Hey, if I had known, I wouldn't have used the half-hour lunch break to read, and the eight-hour lunch break for reading!", someone complained.

Nani? !You have a big heart!

Looking at that guy's extraordinary bearing and outstanding qualifications, tsk tsk, he should get the international low rank of Z-!

I seemed to see the figure of an old acquaintance, but it was very noisy and crowded, just because I missed a glance in the crowd, he disappeared in front of my eyes.

Forget it, just treat me as the wrong person!

As we got further and further away from the crowd, until it was just the two of us on the way home, I thought to myself: Time to "teach you a lesson"!

My right hand sneaked down from Kangkang's shoulder until it touched the soft, bulging buttocks, and pinched hard.

"Ah~", a howl floated in the air, "What are you doing!"

I didn't give myself a chance to explain, so I ran away. I knew that "it's useless to talk too much", haha, it's better to walk!

"You wait for me! You are not allowed to sleep in bed tonight!" Kang Kang shouted.

I stopped, twisted my butt three times, then stuck my tongue out back at him and made a face.

"Humph!!!"

I ran back home blithely, feeling so much better!

Meals have been prepared in the living room, and the old mother-in-law and sister-in-law are waiting for our triumphant return.

"Where's Kangkang?" Zhongli's mother asked.

"It's in the back! I'll be there in a while!" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Kangkang's cry, "Wangcai, wait for me!"

Immediately afterwards, Kangkang ran in panting.

Seeing Kangkang's appearance, the old lady was amused and said, "I'm frizzy all day long, so be careful!"

"Mom, he bullied me!" Kangkang said, pointing at me.

"Haha, it's just nonsense, I see you bullying Wangcai every day, and even say that others bully you!" said the old lady.

"That's right, you just live in the blessings and don't know the blessings. You let Wangcai cough walnuts for you every day, and you still say that they bully you!" Zhongli Anning said in a joking tone.

"You all bully me!" Kangkang pouted.

Lord Wang, I have successfully captured the hearts of women (rot) women!Ha ha!

For me, the content of the second liberal arts exam was a drop in the bucket. Writing a poem and filling in a word was as easy as squeezing an ant to death.

After all, Lord Wang loved Tang poetry and Song Ci the most during his lifetime.

Now those well-known Tang and Song Dynasties are not made by everyone. I just carried one on my back, which will definitely cause a sensation in the Dashang Dynasty, and I have not yet been punished for copyright. Haha, please allow me to spread the great culture of my Chinese nation, oh yeah!

There was a chicken jelly that day, and with a wave of his hand, he wrote that Li Bai was going to drink.

In Kangkang's words, the poems I wrote are too connotative and the fly in the ointment is that they are long and ugly. There is no way to write them like this.

Kangkang's favorite two sentences are: To be happy in life is to be happy to the fullest, and don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon.

My favorite two sentences are: If you don’t see it, the water of the Yellow River will come up in the sky, and you will never return to the sea.

My subtext is actually: Kang doesn't know where the Miaowang people come from, and he will return sooner or later.

Yes, sooner or later there will be a day when I leave and go home. When I think of these things, I will feel sad about my balls. Take the time to drink and drink, cherish the people in front of you!

Ever since I started "showing off", Kangkang looks at me differently. In the past, it was only ambiguous except for ambiguity, but now it is only ambiguous except for worship.

"I didn't expect you to be so talented! Come on, give me a kiss!" Kangkang hugged my face like a bear holding a honeypot, licking and kissing me without hesitation.

Please try hard to digest this romantic and slightly disgusting little metaphor of Lord Wang.

Before going to bed at night, my eyes suddenly flashed the back that I hadn't had time to see clearly during the day. The back was very familiar. I searched hard in my mind but couldn't find a clue. My intuition told me that the visitor was not good.

In the middle of the night, when Kangkang's breathing was completely calm, I walked out of the room and came to the back mountain. Since I got rid of the demon fox last time, I have never returned to this savage cave.

Since I have been studying in Lingyun Peak for a long time, I have never had the opportunity to take care of the things here. Now there are a group of monkeys living in the cave, it doesn't matter, as long as you like it.

The blueberry wine has been drunk, but the air on the mountain is still so fresh.

"Hello!", the holy blue fruit flew out.

"Long time no see, I miss you so much!", I jokingly flattered.

"Why do you miss home and come back to take a look?" Sheng Languo asked.

I smiled and didn't speak.

"When can I complete the second task?", I continued after a few seconds of silence.

"What's the hurry? Finish the second and the third, finish the third, and..."

"Why did you let Kangkang enter the palace?", I have been puzzled.

"Sorry, the system is limited and cannot answer this question!" Sheng Languo spoke to me again in the tone of a [-] artificial lady.

"Cut! Don't say pull it down!", in fact, Mr. Wang, I am very eager for an answer in my heart.

Chaoyang ushered in the prelude to the second exam, and this time, Lord Wang, I went into battle lightly.

The exam questions are also very simple. Please write an article about love, and the number of words on the topic is not limited.

When I saw this topic, I was overwhelmed by Mr. Wang. Isn't this too simple?

"Love" is an eternal topic, and a random flip in your mind is a car.

But Lord Wang, I have a difficulty in choosing, which song is better?

Don't worry, let's see what Kangkang said first.

I cast a spell again, but unexpectedly, that boy Ankang tampered with it again. It seems that this time he is determined not to let me see it, no matter what!No matter!

After thinking about it, I picked up a pen and wrote one of Li Shangyin's classics, "Jinse": Jinse has fifty strings for no reason, and one string and one column thinks about the Chinese New Year.Zhuang Shengxiao dreamed of butterflies, Wangdi Chunxin entrusted cuckoos.There are tears in the moon and pearl in the sea, and the sun in Lantian is warm and the jade produces smoke.This feeling can be regarded as a memory, but it was already at a loss at that time.

I used to like this poem very much, especially the last two sentences, which have a profound charm. It seems that many good things have become regrets. If I tried to save them, the situation should be different, but they still become regrets after all. Maybe It is precisely because it is regret that it will be deeply remembered.

I wrote this short 56 characters for about half an hour, thinking about Kangkang’s cute appearance while writing: your handwriting is too ugly, haha, how can such a beautiful poem be ruined by such a stinky hand?It's all a tribute!

After the exam, I kept asking about the content of Kangkang’s creation, but he always shirked me, saying that I would know if I had the chance, well, just let it happen!

Dear friends, don't blame me for not spoiling, blame Kang Kang, he is so hot and beautiful, he does everything right!