Qi Luo has no regrets

Chapter 59 Cunning Rabbit

[[-]] Children's Day

Ashu, who was supposed to update the article today, disappeared, leaving behind four men with big eyes and small eyes.

Zhou Qiluo: "Ashu is gone, what about today's daily watch? I haven't played for a long time."

Xu Mo: "According to Little White Rabbit's temperament, he should have been to Children's Day by now."

Li Zeyan: "Hmph, naive, to actually put down my job and teach children to celebrate Children's Day."

Bai Qi: "But when I saw her in the morning, she didn't seem very happy. Which of you made her angry again?"

Zhou Qiluo: "Strange, why is Ashu so angry? I gave her 100 diamonds in the morning."

Li Zeyan: "You also gave her 100 diamonds?"

Zhou Qiluo: "Could it be Li Zeyan that you..."

Bai Qi: "You two are so rich that you only gave her 100 diamonds each?"

Xu Mo: "Officer Bai, if I remember correctly, when the little white rabbit gave you a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, you promised her that you would give her a big red envelope on Children's Day. May I ask Officer Bai, how many diamonds did you give her today?"

白起:“1、100钻……许墨你不是自己也只给了100钻吗?我就是看到你们都给100钻,为了不让她觉得我别有用心才只给100钻的。”

Zhou Qiluo (whispering BB): "So, the Children's Day that Ashu is looking forward to so much, is this a gift that only received 400 diamonds?"

Bai Qi: "What can you do with 400 drills in Lianyu City? Get two drill pools?"

Li Zeyan: "Then she may have 24 more stars."

Xu Mo: "Yes, if I remember correctly, the activity cards that some people are currently doing require the little white rabbit to spend 2300 diamonds."

Li Zeyan: "Hmph, nonsense, even with her African origin, 2300 diamonds also want to get my card. You think highly of her."

Zhou Qiluo: "Li Zeyan, you are not allowed to say that about Ah Shu!"

Li Zeyan: "The 12 diamonds shine, are you qualified to say me?"

Bai Qi: "I remember you were the one who asked her to spend 2600 diamonds to get the activity card last time, Zhou Qiluo."

Zhou Qiluo: "I, I..."

Xu Mo: "So it's not necessarily true that the little white rabbit is actually angry with you today, Zhou Qiluo."

Li Zeyan: "Think about it carefully, Zhou Qiluo, every time your card is not cheap, she must have spent a lot of money for you."

Bai Qi: "It's hard to relax in Two-dimensional, and I have to follow your example of three-dimensional chasing stars and taking care of men."

Xu Mo: "It's useless for you to look at me like that. I am the most considerate person for Little White Rabbit. From ASMR to SSR, I have given her away for free."

Zhou Qiluo: "...The last box office exchange event, the card that Ashu spent money but failed to get the pieces together, it seems to be yours, Professor Xu."

Xu Mo: "The new card's dating plot and text messages made the little white rabbit cry all night, you are the one, Zhou Daxingxing."

Zhou Qiluo: "It's not me who's face-to-face card collapsed so badly that Ah Shu didn't dare to recognize him for a long time."

Xu Mo: "How can a person who draws even an SSR be called a card face?"

Zhou Qiluo: "It's better than someone who can play Lianliankan even with R cards."

Xu Mo: "At least a professor like me knows how to prepare a few more sets of clothes and change them at any time. Some people are quite frugal with a panda T-shirt after washing and wearing it."

Bai Qi & Li Zeyan (inner os): "These two are so childish."

Bai Qi: "Stop——If you quarrel again, I will lock you both in the prison, and let you have enough quarrel."

Li Zeyan: "I just discovered a problem. Why do you two call her Ashu and the other Little White Rabbit? Can't you just call her Youran?"

Zhou Qiluo: "Oh my god, blind student, you have discovered Huadian!"

Bai Qi: "I'm also curious when you say that. The attitude of these two people towards Youran is so strange. I always feel that there is something wrong."

Xu Mo & Zhou Qiluo (inner os): "These two are really stupid."

Li Zeyan: "I don't think there is a way for us to continue arguing like this. We can't make her feel sorry for the person who followed the article. Let's find a way to solve it first."

Xu Mo: "Seeing that Little White Rabbit's writing style is still childish, we should be able to help her finish today's assignment."

Li Zeyan: "She's not here, so don't be so euphemistic. If you want to say that her writing is bad, just say it."

Bai Qi: "If you help her write the main plot, it may be seen, why not write a side story to make up the number."

Zhou Qiluo: "Fanwai? What should I write about?"

Xu Mo: "Just write something that readers like to read, such as our little daily life with her."

Zhou Qiluo: "I think readers only love to watch Ashu play Tai Chi with you."

Li Zeyan: "You can write about how I usually teach her to be an excellent leader."

Zhou Qiluo: "How about I take Ashu to eat crayfish..."

Bai Qi: "How about I take her to play basketball?"

Zhou Qiluo & Li Zeyan & Xu Mo: "I've already written this!"

Zhou Qiluo: "Why don't you write that I take Ashu to eat hot pot..."

Xu Mo: "Heh, at this time, it is obvious that I should take the little white rabbit to my laboratory and take off..."

Zhou Qiluo & Li Zeyan & Bai Qi: "Shut up!"

Zhou Qiluo: "Let's write about me taking Ashu to eat cake..."

Li Zeyan & Xu Mo & Bai Qi: "Zhou Qiluo, do you only know how to eat!"

Zhou Qiluo: "I read it according to the gourmet restaurant that Ashu himself listed that he most wants to eat with Luoluo!"

Li Zeyan: "Hmph, then why did you skip the top 1 most wanted food list and not read it? It is clearly written that the most wanted food is Li Zeyan's pudding."

Bai Qi: "I believe she is not the kind of person who will be tempted by delicious food casually."

Zhou Qiluo & Li Zeyan & Xu Mo: "Really?"

Bai Qi: "..."

While the four of them were arguing endlessly about what to do today, no one noticed that there was a recording pen on the table flashing light.

【[-]】A potato is missing again

Bai Qi: "Have you seen Youran today?"

Zhou Qiluo: "What? Ah Shu disappeared again?"

Li Zeyan: "It seems that she likes to play missing these two days."

Xu Mo: "Today is her birthday, she should have celebrated her birthday with other friends."

Zhou Qiluo (muttering softly): "I thought I was the only one for Ashu."

Bai Qi & Li Zeyan & Xu Mo: "You think too much!"

Xu Mo: "Zhou Qiluo, the last time you dated Little White Rabbit behind our backs and filled her with glass shards, do you think we don't know?"

Li Zeyan: "Glass shards? According to her fragile psychology, it can already be called a knife."

Bai Qi: "Zhou Qiluo, say hello to your manager, I'll invite you to drink tea for a few days."

Zhou Qiluo: "Hmph, she's my Ashu, not your Youran, you don't care."

Li Zeyan: "That's why you can do such bad behavior to her? Childish, idiot, I don't think you are clear-headed."

Xu Mo: "Whether it's your Ashu or just a little white rabbit, you can't tell."

Zhou Qiluo: "Xu Mo, what do you want to do?"

Xu Mo: "Do you know what the little white rabbit is usually used for?"

Li Zeyan: "Zigong cold-eating rabbit, lotus leaf spicy rabbit meat roll, rabbit meat dry pot, spicy rabbit head, shredded roast rabbit, red oil rabbit diced..."

Zhou Qiluo & Bai Qi & Xu Mo (inner os): "This is the villain!"

Xu Mo: "The little white rabbit I'm talking about...is what you call Youran."

Li Zeyan: "Oh, then you can't eat like this."

Zhou Qiluo: "Li Zeyan, you actually want to eat my Ashu!"

Li Zeyan: "Don't you want to eat?"

Zhou Qiluo: "That seems to make sense, no, it's only for me to eat, not for you!"

Li Zeyan: "Oh."

Bai Qi: "What are you fighting for? Both of you have no share."

Xu Mo: "When you were arguing happily, I want to share something with you."

Bai Qi: "If you're dragging into the laboratory to do some strange things, you don't need to tell us, it will only make the three of us want to hit you."

Xu Mo: "According to the progress of the current plot, the Evol of the three of you, tsk, can you beat me? It's because you can only tease girls and lead girls to fly high, or you can only violently demolish them Risk control ability, or you, Zhou Qiluo, who only show cuteness to make ordinary people think you are really cute? As for Li Zeyan, who among us can your Evol take effect?"

Bai Qi: "I think this person really wants to be beaten."

Li Zeyan: "Second."

Zhou Qiluo: "Same as above."

Xu Mo: "Before you do it, I hope you all think about it carefully. It doesn't matter whether you win the fight or not. What does the little white rabbit think when you know you will fight three times?"

Li Zeyan: "She's not here now."

Xu Mo: "From yesterday to the end, we didn't update the text for Little White Rabbit. It was updated by herself in the middle of the night. You can take a closer look."

Zhou Qiluo: "Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh), but why did Ashu know?"

Xu Mo: "I found this recorder on the table, I guess that's how she recorded our conversation yesterday."

Bai Qi: "What about our conversation today?"

Xu Mo: "I didn't guess wrong and they were all recorded."

Li Zeyan: "In today's conversation, the one with the most arrogant attitude is you, Professor Xu."

Xu Mo: "So I chose to delete today's recording."

Zhou Qiluo: "It really is an old fox, it's too despicable."

Xu Mo: "Thank you."

None of the four people who were arguing noticed that there was still a recording pen in the corner of the sofa, shining quietly.It seems that they only remembered that the little white rabbit is a simple creature, but they forgot what their ancestors said - the three caves of the cunning rabbit.

【[-]】Things about fat sugar

Bai Qi: "I've read every comment in Youran's recent fanart, and I don't quite understand what it means?"

Xu Mo: "For example?"

Bai Qi: "I can understand the reminder, but why do so many people ask Youran for candy? Do all of Youran's readers like sweets?"

Li Zeyan: "The writing level of primary school students, as expected, only primary school students like to read it. (Takes out the phone) Wei Qian, go and see which candy shop in Lianyu City does the best, and wrap up all their candies for this month, by the way, Remember to pick it, not too sweet, she doesn't like it."

Xu Mo & Zhou Qiluo (inner OS): "Living steel straight man X2!"

Xu Mo: "I think the candy they are talking about may not be the kind of candy you think."

Li Zeyan: "Oh?"

Zhou Qiluo: "The candy they are talking about refers to the sweet love between me and Ashu every day. Haven't you seen it? What readers want is Luo! Luo! Tang!"

Li Zeyan: "Wei Qian, let's see which websites Youran updates her fanfiction on, buy all these websites, and ask the person in charge of the website to delete all the parts related to Zhou Qiluo in the article. Candy? Returned Well, she can only eat what I make."

Zhou Qiluo: "Li Zeyan, don't go too far! If you dare to delete it, I can restore it. With my ability, I have the final say on everything on the Internet!"

Li Zeyan: "How dare you let her know your identity as a hacker? Legally speaking, this is illegal."

Bai Qi: "Although I don't agree with Li Zeyan very much, I agree with his words."

Zhou Qiluo: "Ashu will not dislike my hacker status, at least I can help her repair the computer, will you?"

Li Zeyan: "I can help her buy a new computer."

Zhou Qiluo: "I can help her recover the lost files, can you?"

Li Zeyan: "...I can help her remember what she wrote just now, and let her write it again."

Zhou Qiluo: "You are oppressed by the bourgeoisie."

Li Zeyan: "If you don't have the ability to climb to the top, you have to accept this kind of thing. Did I tell her not to work hard?"

Bai Qi: "Although I don't like Zhou Qiluo either, but he is right, Li Zeyan, you can't treat Youran like this."

Li Zeyan & Zhou Qiluo: "Which side are you helping Bai Qi?"

Bai Qi: "I think you two are stupid, how can I help any of you, I will only throw stones when you fall into a well."

Zhou Qiluo: "Bai Qi, do you know that you are so dark inside?"

Bai Qi: "I never hide my heart in front of her. I believe that if she wants, she will accept whether it is my light side or my dark side. Besides, the four people here will make a ranking list on the dark side. It should be No.4."

Xu Mo: "Although I am very sorry to interrupt your quarrel, I think you will be interested in this."

Zhou Qiluo: "Why is there another voice recorder!!!"

Li Zeyan: "That's why you haven't participated in our topic since just now?"

Xu Mo: "After all, overturning the car too many times in front of the little white rabbit will not be good."

Bai Qi: "Search separately, do you have any other recorders?"

Xu Mo: "You don't need to look for it. I have searched the whole room just now. This is the last recorder."

Li Zeyan: "Give me the recorder."

Xu Mo: "I think the content this time can let the little white rabbit see the true colors of the three of you. It's better to keep it for her."

Bai Qi: "Xu Mo, I think you really want to fight."

Zhou Qiluo (whispering softly): "I didn't seem to say anything that would make Ah Tu angry, even if I did, Ah Tu would forgive me, so I'd better watch them fight. What about the mask..."

None of the four people with their own thoughts noticed that although the screen on the computer desk was dark, the camera clipped on the screen was glowing slightly blue. ? !

[[-]] Ashu's mysterious mission

Xu Mo: "Have you all prepared the birthday present for Little White Rabbit?"

Zhou Qiluo: "Yo, Xu Qiu Mingshan Car Roller Mo."

Li Zeyan: "We thought you had to go back to the driving school for a new examination."

Xu Mo: "I think it's you guys who have always wanted to fight, right?"

Bai Qi: "Stop arguing for now, here is a note, which You Ran left for us."

Li Zeyan: "The characters are still so ugly."

Zhou Qiluo: "Our Ashu usually uses a computer to type, so it doesn't matter if the handwriting is ugly!"

Xu Mo: "You are indirectly admitting that she has ugly handwriting."

Bai Qi: "We shouldn't worry about whether Youran's characters are good-looking or not. I think it's fine if she's a nice person. This is like what everyone often says. People with good voices are generally not very good-looking. It makes sense."

Li Zeyan: "You mean she doesn't look good?"

Bai Qi: "I didn't say..."

Xu Mo: "Then you mean that her voice is not pleasant?"

Bai Qi: "..."

Zhou Qiluo: "By the way, do you know the new endorsement I just accepted?"

Li Zeyan: "Do you think we all know how to chase stars like her?"

Xu Mo: "Now the screens of major shopping malls on the TV are only 24 hours a day to scroll through your various advertisements. Do you think we have an obligation to distinguish which is the latest?"

Bai Qi: "Are you thinking too much about us?"

Zhou Qiluo: "If you don't know, you don't know, everyone is so fierce... My Ashu is the gentlest."

Li Zeyan: "Zhou Qiluo, if you really have nothing to say, you can choose not to speak."

Zhou Qiluo: "Oh, well, let's not talk about it..."

Xu Mo: "Li Zeyan finally spit out ivory."

Li Zeyan: "Hmph, ivory is the capital of elephants. What's the fuss, but some people can't spit it out."

Zhou Qiluo: "Bai Qi, do you think Xu Mo is very manic now?"

Bai Qi: "After all, the king of car rollovers, I guess the character set will collapse again."

Xu Mo: "..."

Bai Qi: "Back to the topic, leisurely let each of us write a letter to her, the content is not limited."

Li Zeyan: "It's ridiculous, why should I write to her?"

Bai Qi: "You can also choose not to write. She said that those who don't write the letter will not appear in the main article for the next ten chapters."

Xu Mo: "Actually, I really want to know, if we haven't written it yet, will Little White Rabbit plan to play ten chapters of inner drama by himself in the next ten chapters? Thinking about it, I'm actually looking forward to it."

Zhou Qiluo: "Xu Mo, I actually started to admire you a little..."

Li Zeyan: "It's probably because the car has overturned too many times and I have given up maintaining my image, and I have given up on myself."

Xu Mo: "..."

Bai Qi: "I won't do such a thing as releasing leisurely pigeons."

Li Zeyan: "She was kidnapped a few days ago, it seems that I was the one who rescued her, not you?"

Bai Qi: "Li Zeyan, you're a person who hates the air all day long, aren't you tired?"

Li Zeyan: "If you do well enough, how can I find a reason to hate you? It's better to reflect on yourself first."

Xu Mo: "Zhou Qiluo, why do you talk so little today? It's abnormal."

Zhou Qiluo: "Didn't you guys not let me talk?"

Xu Mo: "You'd better say it, lest you run to the little white rabbit later and cry that we bullied you."

Zhou Qiluo: "Nonsense, do I look like this kind of person?"

Xu Mo & Bai Qi & Li Zeyan: "Like!"

Zhou Qiluo: "You, you...forget it, I'd better tell you about my new endorsement."

Li Zeyan: "Can you change the subject?"

Zhou Qiluo: "No, because this is really important."

Xu Mo: "Then tell me, let us hear how important it is."

Zhou Qiluo: "The new endorsement I received last week is a camera with video recording function, but the video recording function alone is not the most powerful. What is amazing is that this camera can automatically pass through the APP when it is connected to Wi-Fi. Upload the recorded content to the user's mobile phone."

Xu Mo: "So?"

Zhou Qiluo: "So... now this camera is on the TV cabinet behind you, Professor Xu..."

Xu Mo & Bai Qi & Li Zeyan: "..."

Xu Mo: "Mr. Li, if it's convenient later, let's discuss 100 ways to eat rabbit meat."

【[-]】Letter to Ashu

Idiot, fool, fool:

I always feel that using these names is more suitable than calling you Youran directly. You must have started muttering and scolding me in your heart just after seeing this.

Are you surprised why I know you are secretly scolding me in your heart?Every time you scold me in your heart, you will deliberately put on a flattering smile on your face, and you never smile like this.

To be honest, I have never seen anyone who can interpret the Wuyin 300 taels here so perfectly.

You once asked me how I viewed you. Actually, I haven’t understood you until now. I am conceited that I can judge people accurately, but every time you surprise me.Whenever I feel that there is something that you can't do well and need me to help you, as soon as I reach out my hand, I find that you have already done it.Just when I think you're already independent, you're always stupid enough to put yourself in danger.

Which one is the real you?

You said that today is your birthday, and you asked me not to hate you when I wrote the letter. For the sake of my birthday, I will educate you tomorrow, and I will not accept rebuttals.

It is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish. I don’t think I need to teach you any more. What I hope is not only that you can grow up in peace under my protection, but also take good care of you when I’m not around. Own.

Happy birthday!Fool!

Li Zeyan

Leisurely:

Life is good!

I haven't done such a thing as writing a letter since high school, and I don't know what to write after thinking about it for a long time.

Leisurely, I hope I can be the first person you will think of when you are in trouble. As I told you before, it’s good to call out when you are in trouble. It’s not a casual joke, but a lifetime commitment.Bai Qi

White Rabbit:

Life is good!

When you said you wanted us to write you a letter, I was thinking what kind of letter you want.

A love letter full of Shakespeare's sonnets, perhaps;

Perhaps it is the thoughts and thoughts that are full of lingering murmurs;

Or maybe it is what kind of colorful colors you have in my eyes.

But I thought about it again. For you, you don’t need to bother so much. I don’t know if you are free this weekend. Sun Moonlight has opened a new shredded rabbit meat. I heard that the taste is very good. I can take you to eat.Xu Mo

To my favorite Ashu:

Happy 16th birthday to Miss Potato Chips in the world!

Hmm, I know that Ashu will always be 16 years old, and I will spend every Children's Day and every birthday with you in the future.

Ashu suddenly asked me to write a letter. I was used to sending messages and emails. When I saw the letter paper that I hadn’t used for a long time, I suddenly thought of Ashu. You said that if you go to school with me, you will definitely write me a love letter!

I really want to go back to the past and go to school with Ashu again. It’s okay if you don’t want to write, I can write a love letter every day and put it in the drawer of your desk.

Write about the way you dozed off in class the next day after secretly reading a novel the night before;

Write about how you blushed when you turned around during recess and peeked at me when I found out;

Write about how you can't unscrew the water bottle and look at me eagerly;

Write about the way the sun covered your hair during your afternoon nap between classes;

Write, all those things about you that I didn't participate in...

Ashu, if I have any regrets, it is probably that there is so much free time in my life without you.

But now, it doesn't matter, Ashu, in the future, I will make up for the past together, so that there will be no regrets in the future life.

Your world's best Zhou Qiluo

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