Darkest Action

【Meng X Feng in Small Theater】

On weekends, Xiao Meng got off the night shift and ran to Young Master Feng's house with breakfast to wake Young Master Feng who was lying in bed.

Xiao Meng: Baby, get up and eat.

Feng Shao glanced at the lunch box: Oh, I suddenly want to drink porridge again.

Xiaomeng: Go ahead and do it. I'll take it back to the office for my colleagues to eat.

Xiao Meng was just about to put away the breakfast, but Young Master Feng had already snatched it and ate half of it...

Feng Shao: What you give to me, don't give it to others!

Xiaomeng: Well done, come out with me this afternoon to chat with a friend?

Feng Shao: What kind of friends have you made?Be careful to deceive people!Don't go, take a nap with me.

Xiaomeng: Don't pull it down, I'll find someone else.

Xiaomeng took out her mobile phone and was about to dial a number when Young Master Feng quickly got out of bed and put on beautiful clothes...

Young Master Feng: I'll go!No one else is allowed to accompany you!

Xiaomeng: ...

That afternoon, in a coffee shop, Xiao Meng introduced Yu Ning, who had just been in love, to his best friend Feng Shao, and the afternoon tea was extremely embarrassing.On the way home, Feng Shao lost his temper.

Young Master Feng: Break up!That person is not for you!

Xiao Meng: What's the matter?

Feng Shao: Don't you think about it, why did he find you on his terms?Rape or steal!

Xiaomeng: Your words are really nice...what can I do?

Feng Shao: He just sees that you are lively and cute, innocent and kind, sunny and enthusiastic, simple and clean, and easy to deceive!

Xiao Meng: Dare I still have so many advantages.

Feng Shao: To identify him as not a scumbag, unless I try to seduce him!

Xiao Meng: How dare you!

Feng Shao: I am doing it for your own good!

Xiao Meng: No need!If you dare to try him, I will break up with you!

Young Master Feng: ...

One night, Xiao Meng and Yu Ning were out on a date, and when they got drunk, Yu Ning took her home.The two entered the door and kissed on the sofa when they were in love.The door was knocked suddenly, Yu Ning went to open the door, and found Young Master Feng standing outside the door...

Young Master Feng: Meng Ran, follow me.

Xiaomeng came to the porch: You... why are you here?

Feng Shao trained Yu Ning: He drank too much and came to your house involuntarily. You are taking advantage of others!

Xiaomeng: I am voluntary.

Young Master Feng: You...you idiot!

Feng Shao had nothing to say, turned around and ran away, and sat alone on the bench in the garden of the community to calm himself down.But after a while, Xiao Meng came over and sat beside him, Young Master Feng turned his head quickly.

Xiao Meng: Well, I know you care about me.

Feng Shao: I know what a fart, you only have your boyfriend in your heart.

Xiaomeng: I'm not leaving him alone, have I come to you?

Shao Feng rubbed his arms: cold!

Xiao Meng took off his coat and put it on Young Master Feng.

Young Master Feng: It's still cold!

Xiao Meng hugged Feng Shao into his arms: Is it warm?

Feng Shao: That's about the same.

Feng Shao took out a box of KY liquid and handed it to Xiao Meng...

Feng Shao: Remember to use this for the first time, it doesn’t hurt so much.

Xiaomeng: ...

Young Master Feng: It's not the first time you saw it, let him be gentle.

Xiaomeng: ...Actually, this is not the first time that he and I have met.

Young Master Feng: Don't stop me, I'm going to kill him!

Xiaomeng: Alright, stop making trouble!I will be happy!

Young Master Feng: ...

Xiao Meng: I love you, baby.

Young Master Feng: ...

Xiao Meng pulled Feng Shao who stood up into his arms and hugged him tightly.

[Small Theatre: Feng Lan, updated and supplemented]

Author's Note: A girl said that Lord Feng survived the catastrophe after being shot, and that Anshen gave him too little warmth, so she borrowed a small theater to give out another candy.

In the ward, Master Feng woke up and found that Anshen had arrived. He continued to pretend to be asleep, and waited for someone to approach the bedside.

Master Feng: Kiss one.

An Shen: I think you are feeling better...

Master Feng: Come on, give Brain Gong a kiss.

Anshen: Kiss me!

Master Feng kissed Anshen's forehead "baji".

Master Feng: After kissing the head, I want to kiss the mouth.

Anshen: ...

Master Feng: Darling, do you know what I want to do most when I wake up, knowing that I escaped death this time?

Anshen: I don't want to know, it must be nothing good.

Master Feng: I want to marry you.

Anshen: Keep thinking.

Master Feng: Then you marry me.

Anshen: Did the bullet go through your head?

Anshen got up to leave, Master Feng hurried to pull him, seeing that he couldn't pull him back, he suddenly put his hands on his heart.

Master Feng: Oh, I'm going to die.

Anshen: I'll call the doctor!

Master Feng's scheme succeeded, he pulled Anshen back to the bed, hugged him with his chest buried.

Master Feng: It's great to be able to hug you alive!

Anshen: You are a playwright!

Master Feng rubbed his crotch to soothe his nerves, and wanted to speed the car on the spot, but Ding Ding didn't react for a while...

Master Feng: Er... It seems that some parts of the body haven't recovered completely.

Anshen: How about trying mine first?

Master Feng: Hey!Wait...he's still a patient...

An Shen: Didn't you still want to marry me just now?

Master Feng: ...Wait for me to get better!Don't, don't touch!The patient can't stand your toss!

Afterwards, the patient Master Feng was happily eaten by Anshen.

【Han X Feng in the small theater?】

Lao Han took his young wife, Feng Shao, to a beach in a certain country for vacation. Because he was urged by his wife to pay the public food every night, he was exhausted and died every day.

One morning, on the balcony of the hotel, Lao Han found Feng Shao having a good conversation with some fresh meat foreigners on the beach, and couldn't help being furious.

When Feng Shao returned to the room, Lao Han questioned him.

Lao Han: Where did you go?

Young Master Feng: Let's go play, you can't move.

Lao Han: Just know how to play!Just know the waves!You little brat!

Feng Shao: Say it again.

Lao Han: I... I don't say it, don't say ugly things a second time.

Young Master Feng: Divorce.

Feng Shao finished his harsh words and walked to the balcony. Lao Han chased after him, and found a few foreigners on the beach with a line of big characters carved out of sand:

Happy Anniversary!

It was only then that Lao Han remembered that today was his and Feng Shao's wedding anniversary, and immediately chased his wife to the crematorium.

Lao Han: Darling, dear husband, come on!

Young Master Feng: Get out, divorce!

Old Han: Good boy, don't be angry!Husband will pay you public food.

Young Master Feng: Meng Meng and the others are all playing mutual attack now.

Old Han: ...

Feng Shao: Me too.

Lao Han: Don't... let's not learn from them, who is a serious person playing mutual attack?

Young Master Feng: Divorce.

Lao Han: I... Let me tell you, I have principles, and I will never do things that are afraid of pain...

Really fragrant the next morning.

Lao Han couldn't get up because his butt hurt too much.