Darkest Action

【Small Theatre: Feng Lan】

love story

Master Feng: If you didn't have that ability, I really want to get rid of the ligation and make a baby with you.

Anshen: Maybe you have that function, and I just didn't have a ligation.

Master Feng: ... Uh, today is not convenient.

Anshen: Menstrual period?ok, understand.

Master Feng: This month is all about you, my butt hurts for a few days.

Anshen: You deserve it.

Master Feng: It's all rumors outside, how could I fall in love with you because of your talent?

An Shen: Isn't it?

Master Feng: If so, I should pry the second child's second bedroom too!

An Shen: On the contrary, you still want to pry him!

Master Feng: I won't pry anyone, what I love is your beauty!

Anshen was teased: ...Damn it, I don't look good.

Master Feng: Lan Bao, why can't my brother spoil you enough?

Anshen: I didn't feel it.

Master Feng: Then we can feel it when we get on the bed?

Anshen: I think your butt hurts enough.

Master Feng: That's not what I meant... Hey, wait!stop!

【Lord of the Little Theater cp】

Meng Ju has gotten a little fat recently, and decided to strictly control his diet. After eating grass for many days, he was finally awakened in the middle of the night with the desire to overeat...

Bureau Meng wakes up the political commissar: Baby Brain, do you want supper?

Political Commissar: I don’t want to eat.

Bureau Meng: ...I'll give you a chance to answer it again.

Political Commissar: Do you want to eat?

Meng Ju: If you eat, I will eat with you!

Political Commissar: Didn't you say you want to lose weight?

Bureau Meng: I don't want to be a special police officer now, so why do I need such a good figure?

Political Commissar: But I also like when you are in good shape.

Meng Ju: Chen Rui, I didn't expect you to value my appearance and body!

political commissar:……

Meng Ju: I want to eat! .

Political Commissar: It’s already past three o’clock in the morning, and it will be dawn after a while.

Meng Ju: So you have to eat breakfast, you should eat breakfast early!

Political Commissar: Alright, my husband will do it for you.

Meng Ju: True love is tolerance and fulfillment!Love you!

Political Commissar: Let me make you a vegetable salad.

Meng Ju: Don’t ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ, I’ve eaten so much grass, if this continues, I’ll turn into a sheep!

Political Commissar: So what do you want to eat?

Meng Ju: I want to eat the noodles, fried chicken, pancakes, wontons, and fried poached eggs that you made yourself.

Political commissar: Bureau Meng, let's discuss and change something to eat, which will make up for all the things you said.

Bureau Meng: What is it?

The political commissar sat up, took off his pajamas, exposed the muscular lines of his upper body, and leaned over to kiss Meng Ju.

Political Commissar: Me.

Suddenly, Meng Ju's hunger puffed down from his stomach and swelled to an indescribable part.

Meng Ju: You annoying little fairy.

That morning, Meng Ju, who used his waist and hips a lot because of eating political commissars, found that his vest line had a tendency to recover.

【Han X Feng in the Small Theater of Three Customs】

Recently, Lao Han's business was under great pressure, and he couldn't pay the public grain for many days, which made Xiao Langfeng very dissatisfied.

One day, Young Master Feng found Naogong holding his mobile phone in the living room with a silly smile, took a look, and found that he was tipping the anchor.

On the phone screen, the anchor blew a kiss?.

Anchor: Thank you Brother Han for the [-] yachts, I love you.

Lao Han was scared to pee and didn't dare to BB.

Feng Shao: [-] yachts...is this millions?

Lao Han: No... just a few dozen?

Feng Shao: Oh, it’s quite cheap.

Lao Han: It’s not easy for this kid. At the end of the month, I’m on the anchor list. I just want to fulfill the dreams of young people...

On the screen of the mobile phone, the anchor danced a pole dance.

Anchor: Thank you Brother Han for your rewards in the past three months, allowing me to always be at the top of the list.This dance is for my favorite brother Han!

Old Han: ...

Young Master Feng: This dream has been fulfilled for three months.If you can't pay the public food, you have the energy to give a reward.

Lao Han: Feng... Fengbao, I was wrong, I swear to quit watching the live broadcast.

Young Master Feng: Get out! !

That month, Young Master Feng and Lao Han forcibly separated into rooms.

One day, Lao Han received a wechat message from the anchor, crying with rain, saying that since he stopped coming, a new anchor has robbed her of the limelight and occupied the top spot.

Lao Han returned to the anchor: I promise my wife will never watch the live broadcast again, I can’t help you, sister

Anchor: Brother Han, just take a look, the new one is broken.

Old Han was curious, went to the live broadcast room to have a look, and immediately exploded on the spot, and found that his wife was at the top of the list, playing women's cross-dressing?.

on the phone screen.The women's wearer Feng is wearing a stewardess uniform, so beautiful.

Feng Shao: I am indeed a man. The live broadcast is to remind everyone that online dating is risky, and you need to be cautious when tipping.You were hooked by the anchor, and the two lines of tears are relatives.

Fengshao's positive energy transmission has been fanned by netizens. For a while, luxury cars, airplanes, yachts, rockets, Titanic... all screens are full???????????????????? ????.

Young Master Feng: Thank you for your support, I love you all.

Feng Shao took off a coat and was about to dance when Lao Han suddenly rushed into the room and gave him a bear hug and kiss.

Lao Han: Get out of here!Don't look at my wife!

Lao Han turned off the computer and threw his wife on the bed.

Young Master Feng: What are you doing?

Lao Han: Pay the public grain.

Young Master Feng: I don't have to pay it, so go get your reward.

Lao Han: Then I will only reward you, baby, you are so beautiful in women's clothing!

Feng Shao: What's the use of being beautiful, it's a waste for you.

Lao Han: Who said that!See how I deal with you little goblin!

That night, Lao Han frantically rewarded him with his body, paid the public food seven times, and was overdrawn by Young Master Feng.

In the early morning, Feng Shao with a rosy face was lying in the arms of the exhausted old Han, acting like a baby.

Feng Shao: Husband~ Shall I change into a nurse uniform tonight?

Lao Han: ... Take a moment, baby, your husband has already been squeezed dry by you.