Darkest Action

(One)

The political commissar and Anshen each took their family members and pets to travel together. When they were in the scenic spot, Meng Menggou became so beastly that he raped Nanzai

An Shen: Meng Meng!Is it appropriate for you to rape others like this?

Mr. Meng: ...don't call it by name!

Old White Rabbit: Xiao Meng, if your dog is really pregnant, we will recognize it too. Give the puppy to Mr. An and me.

Mr. Meng: ... Do you think I will give you a chance to insult others?

Anshen: You don't do sterilization, who is to blame?

Mr. Meng: What do you mean I don’t undergo sterilization? Did you do it?

Political commissar: Meng Ran, you can't talk to Mr. An with this attitude.

Mr. Meng: ...But their Shiba Inu bullied our Nanzi!

Political Commissar: Good boy, when we get back, we'll send Nan Tsai to be sterilized and everything will be fine.

When we arrived at the restaurant for dinner, we calmed down and ordered. Considering that the political commissar had a bad stomach, we basically ordered dishes that the political commissar could eat. This aroused the suspicion of Mr. Meng and the old white rabbit, and the two had a small meeting outside under the pretext of going to the bathroom.

Old White Rabbit: Mr. Meng, don't go neutering your Nanzi, give birth to the dog!I raise it!

Mr. Meng: Go!Don't think I don't know, you want to name the dog Xiaorui!

Old White Rabbit: Hey, hey...but did you see it?Mr. An reported that all the dishes were ordered for the political commissar!

Mr. Meng: Can I not see?I can't eat this meal, I'm so full of gas, I think we are fake!

Old White Rabbit: Hey, hey... Life is so hard!

Mr. Meng: Do you remember when we quarreled over the dog just now, the political commissar beat me because of Mr. An, so can't I talk about it?

Old White Rabbit: How could you not remember?Let me tell you, I saw a diary in Mr. An's high school in his drawer... It was written all about the two of them when they were young...

Mr. Meng: I'll go!A martial artist also learns how to write a diary, spit!

Old White Rabbit: I'm so angry, my heart is about to break... 嘤嘤嘤...

Mr. Meng: You cry first, and there are more angry ones!There is a very deep folder buried in the political commissar's computer with a disgusting name called "My Lan"!Damn, I am so angry!

Old White Rabbit: Ahhh!What to do, will they get back together?

Mr. Meng: Dare!I'm going to fight them now!

The political commissar and Anshen in the private room.

Anshen: ...what should I do?They have been instigating each other, why are they so stupid?

Political Commissar: Let’s find the problem from ourselves, or maybe our education is not enough...

That night, Mr. Meng and the old white rabbit were taken back to their rooms to give a hard education. When we met again in the breakfast room of the hotel the next day, the two children were both hoarse...

(two)

【Lan X Rabbit】

The old white rabbit came out of the closet with his mother, saying that he would never marry Anshen in this life, and finally persuaded the rabbit's mother to come to Huangjiang to meet Anshen, but his heart was beating, so he vaccinated the rabbit's mother from time to time, saying that male tickets He has always been favored by others and has a bad temper, but he is a very nice person. I hope that my mother will not make things difficult for him.

On the day of the meeting, the rabbit went to the high-speed rail station to pick up the rabbit's mother, and went to the agreed hotel to see Anshen.

Arriving at the private room, Anshen was sitting inside, the two met, no one spoke for a while, just as the rabbit was about to talk about something, Anshen suddenly stood up, helped the mother of the rabbit carry the bag, and criticized the rabbit...

Anshen: Didn't I tell you to let me pick up my aunt?How long do you have to wait in line for a taxi?

Old White Rabbit: ...Oh, not next time.

The rabbit mother stared at Anshen for a long time, neither talking nor eating.The old white rabbit called her in a low voice.

Mother Rabbit (whispering): Your boyfriend is so handsome, will you be unable to hold him?

Old White Rabbit (whispered): ...I've got it!

The mother of the rabbit said that the old white rabbit was a very honest person, and hoped that Anshen would treat him well, and asked about Anshen's love history.

Anshen: Before him... there was only one...

Mother Rabbit: That's not much, after all, Qiyan is also married twice.

Old White Rabbit: ...

The mother of the rabbit asked about Anshen's income, and Anshen gave all the cards to the old white rabbit.

Anshen: The password is your birthday.

Old White Rabbit: ...

After the meal, the rabbit mother did not express her opinion in time.That night, the old white rabbit posted a photo of the rabbit's mother's Anshen uniform in the circle of friends, with the text: My son is so handsome?!

(three)

[main cp]

Baby Qi Yi went to the little daddy's house for the weekend, the little baby woke up in the guest room at night, wanted to drink milk, went to find the political commissar, and caught up with the little husband driving.

Xiao Qiyi frantically knocked on the door outside the bedroom: Little Daddy!little daddy...

The political commissar was about to get up: Xiao Yi was crying.

Boss Meng protested: You are not allowed to leave!

Qi Yi kept knocking on the door: little daddy ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Political Commissar: I have to go and see.

Boss Meng was in a hurry, kissed the political commissar hard, got out of bed, opened the door, picked up the little friend, and rushed to the kitchen.

Qi Yi kicked in Boss Meng's arms: ahhh!I want baby daddy...

Mr. Meng stuffed the warm milk bottle into the child's mouth: drink your milk!

Little Qiyi stopped making noise, Boss Meng carried him to the bed, slept next to him and patted him to coax him.

Qi Yi stretched out his hand to the political commissar: I want a little...

Boss Meng slapped him: What the hell!Your little daddy is my husband!

Qi Yi:

political commissar:……

In the morning, the political commissar woke up first, and found that the big and the small were sleeping soundly hugging each other~ helped the two babies cover the quilt, and kissed each of them on the forehead.

(four)

【Daily wechat jokes】

[Political Commissar X Mr. Meng]

Mr. Meng: What are you doing?

Commissar: Go to work.

Mr. Meng: Guess what I am doing?

Political Commissar: Also at work.

Mr. Meng: The sky has been chatted to death...

Political Commissar: Did you miss me?

Mr. Meng: I miss you so much!

【Anshen X Old White Rabbit】

Old White Rabbit: Lanlan.

An Shen: What do you call me?

Old White Rabbit: Mr. An...

Anshen: What's the matter?

Old White Rabbit: I'll do what you want to eat at night.

Anshen: I want to eat you.

Old White Rabbit: Okay??.

【Fengye X Anshen】

Master Feng: Baby!

Lord Feng: Lan Lan~~~

Master Feng: Be good!Call back quickly, I have something to tell you.

after an hour……

Master Feng: An Lan!You die for me!

Anshen: Why?

Master Feng: Have dinner with me tonight!

Anshen: No time.

Master Feng:

Soothe the nerves:

【Han Zhebin X Feng Shao】

Young Master Feng: Husband~

Old Han: ...

Young Master Feng: Husband~~~

Old Han: ...

Feng Shao: Do ​​you love me?

Lao Han: Buy it! ! !

Feng Shao: Comparing my heart?!Love my husband!

(Fives)

【Anshen X Old White Rabbit】

The old white rabbit finished dinner at home and called Anshen and Anqi

An Shen: An Qi, go back to your room and do your homework.

Angie: ...

After An Qi returned to the room, Anshen hugged the old white rabbit in the kitchen, kissed the rabbit's neck, touched the rabbit's waist, and was about to fall off.

Old White Rabbit: ... Child paper, child paper is still hungry.

Anshen: Then don't waste time, hurry up.

Old White Rabbit: ... wait for the child to sleep at night before doing it, okay?

Anshen: I didn't say not to do it at night.

The old white rabbit was dropped...

【Fengye X Anshen】

Anshen had a meeting at the home where Master Feng lived alone. When it was time for dinner, Anshen ordered takeaway, and when it was delivered, there was only a bento box...

Master Feng: Hey!What about me and my son?

An Shen: What does it matter to me?

Master Feng: ...do you have a conscience?Qi Yi is so young and still growing, do you only order one meal?

Anshen called Xiao Qiyi and gave him the lunch box.

Anshen: Eat by yourself, don't expect me to feed you.

Qi Yi learns to eat with a spoon obediently: ...

Anshen ordered takeaway again, but there was still only one serving when it was delivered.

Master Feng: Where's my meal? !

An Shen: What does it matter to me?

Master Feng was full of anger.