Darkest Action

Note: This is a reasonable world where whoever attacks who gets pregnant~~~

(One)

The political commissar and Anshen recently suffered from loss of appetite, nausea, nausea, and severe pregnancy reactions. They went to the hospital successively to confirm their pregnancy.

Meng Bureau's reaction: The heavens are watching, the Meng family has a descendant!

The old white rabbit reacted: Ah...would it be painful to give birth?I really want to be born on behalf of Lan Lan...

During the pregnancy, Meng Ju invited Anshen and his wife to Nian Fengting.

The old white rabbit cooks and is responsible for making nutritional meals during pregnancy and prenatal education.

Meng Ju and Old White Rabbit bought anti-radiation suits for the pregnant women of all families to wear.

[Meng Bureau X Political Commissar]

Political Commissar: Can I not wear it?

Meng Ju: For our baby, no.

Political Commissar: It's too twisted.

Bureau Meng: Nonsense, you look handsome in your clothes.

Bureau Meng began to attack the political commissar and pushed him down on the bed...

Political Commissar: To be on the safe side, bear with it.

Bureau Meng: Then give it to me!

Political Commissar: Can you feel sorry for me?My mouth has been worn out for weeks!

【Old White Rabbit X Tranquility】

Anshen: Take it!What kind of ugly clothes are these?

Old White Rabbit: Lanlan, this is what everyone who gives birth to a baby should wear, so you can just settle for it...Actually, you look better than the model in the advertisement...

Anshen raised his gun to his stomach: If you force me again, I will kill your bastard!

Old White Rabbit: ... Well, well, well!Do not wear do not wear, we do not wear!

The old white rabbit caressed Anshen's belly, accidentally aroused Anshen's interest, and was thrown down.

Old White Rabbit: ...You're about to give birth, so don't do it.

Anshen: Long-winded!Feeling upset, what happened?

Anshen kissed the old white rabbit, puffed out his big belly, and forcibly dropped the rabbit.

(two)

As time went by, both the political commissar and Anshen reached the expected date of delivery. The political commissar decided to have an autopsy on Mengju's birthday, and Anshen decided to go along with it~

[The day before Meng Ju's birthday]

Meng Ju: Wife, you are going to have a section tomorrow, are you afraid?

Political Commissar: Don't be afraid, the child has the same birthday as you, which is very meaningful.

Meng Ju: Hey, hey...my wife is too great!

Political Commissar: Uh...my stomach hurts...

Bureau Meng: No, I'll call a doctor for you!

The political commissar's throbbing has changed from once every 10 minutes to once every 5 minutes, once every 3 minutes, once every 1 minute...

Doctor: Two fingers, let's go!

Political Commissar: ...No, no, I have an appointment for an autopsy tomorrow.

Meng Ju: There are still 10 hours until tomorrow, so I can't let you suffer like this!

The political commissar was so painful that he was sweating profusely: I want to give you father and son the same birthday...

Meng Ju: Don't worry about the same birthday, Shun Shun Shun!

Political Commissar: It's only one day away, what a pity...

Bureau Meng kissed the political commissar's forehead: Be good!Explain that our son has personality, listen to me, and be born today!Love you!

Meng Ju accompanied the political commissar into the delivery room, and soon gave birth to an 8-jin boy.

【Anshen due date day】

Anshen has a big stomach, and the B-ultrasound shows that it is a pair of twin rabbits.Anshen felt that with his personality, it must be a natural birth.After entering the delivery room, the pain continued, but it stayed on the third finger.

Doctor: Consider cutting the side.

An Shen: Stop talking nonsense, cut it!

Old White Rabbit: Lan Lan, forget it, let's go for an autopsy, we can't make you suffer like this...

An Shen: I don't believe that I can't handle these two bastards!No, let me go!Ahhh...it hurts me to death!

Old White Rabbit: ...

Doctor: There is a child with neck entanglement, I suggest you have it cut!

Old White Rabbit: Doctor, I'm in charge!Give my husband a dissection!

An Shen: He Qiyan, you are looking down on me!

The old white rabbit kissed and calmed the nerves: Be good, I love you so much!

Anshen was kissed to peace, and accepted the dissection, which revealed a man and a woman, Dragon Phoenix Rabbit and Little Rabbit.

(three)

Master Feng invited Anshen to the work hut that had been smashed, saying that he had something important to discuss.

Master Feng: Lan sauce...

Anshen: Get out!You call it again and try!

Master Feng: Oh, then call again.Lan sauce is good, let me tell you something.

Anshen: If you fart, let it go.

Master Feng: After we were not careful last time, now I seem to have...

Anshen almost fainted: ...

Master Feng: Uh, baby?Hey, Lanlan!Are you OK?

Soothe the nerves and cheer up: Knock it out!

Master Feng: No.

Anshen: It must be destroyed!

Master Feng: This is my baby, why should I listen to you?

An Shen: This is me too... Bah!Qi Feng, will you fight?If you don't hit me, I'll kill you!

Master Feng: The two of us have such good genes, we must be born as a young genius with outstanding looks, we can't waste it.

An Shen: Sure enough...Look at your face, you really want to use children as tools!I would never have given you permission to be born.

Master Feng: Hehe, that's up to you. (pats belly) Right, baby?

Anshen: You are fucking enough!

Master Feng: Oh, I'm jealous.Be good, be good, when the baby is born, I will still love you the most!

An Shen: ...Do you have to be born?

Master Feng: Must!

Anshen: OK, just wait for me!

Ten months later, Master Feng successfully gave birth to a fat boy named Qi Xiao'an, but not long after he was born in the delivery room, he was urgently informed by the nurse that Xiao An'an was taken away.Master Feng was shocked and immediately called Anshen.

Master Feng: Don't make trouble, return your son to me quickly!I just gave birth, so I don't have the energy to fight with you!

An Shen: You can't see him anymore.

Master Feng: ... An Lan, I warn you.If you dare to touch a hair of my son, I will never end with you!

An Shen: You heard clearly, Xiao An is my son, and he has nothing to do with you in the future.

Master Feng: Your mother is abducting a child, return my son to me quickly! !

Anshen: I was led by you to learn to be bad, and I had to follow me.

Master Feng: The surname is An, I want to sue you!

Anshen: Hehe, sue it!

Master Feng: Give me back my precious son, beat your chest...

Anshen: It's shameful to be cute, stop!Robbing my son, no way!

(four)

Xiao An (son of Fenglan), who wears open crotch pants, has just learned to walk, chasing her brother and sister Xiao Xiaolan & Xiao Xiaotu (twins born to Lantu) to play.

The twin rabbits want to get rid of their younger brother and not take him to play.Xiao An's legs were short and she couldn't walk steadily. She ran along and fell to the ground with a slap, crying loudly.

The old white rabbit ran over hearing the sound and picked up Xiao An.

Xiao An: Daddy Rabbit!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

The old white rabbit patted and coaxed Xiao An: Oh, An An is good.daddy is...

Xiao Xiaoan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Xiao Xiaolan: I know how to cry!

Little Rabbit: Just know to sue!

Xiao Xiaoan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Old White Rabbit: You two bullied my younger brother, go back to my room and reflect on me!

Xiao Xiaolan: Dad...

Little Rabbit: Dad...

The twin rabbits went back to the room and faced the wall thinking about their mistakes, while Xiao An lay on the old white rabbit and sobbed.

Xiao Xiaoan: I want Papa Rabbit to coax me to sleep...

Old White Rabbit: Okay, okay, Dad will sleep with An An tonight.

At night, little An curled up in the arms of the old white rabbit and hugged her tightly.

Anshen came home from get off work and saw the big and small babies hugging each other and falling asleep, sleeping very peacefully.Anshen couldn't help but kissed the old white rabbit's forehead, and the old white rabbit woke up.

Old White Rabbit: Are you back?

Anshen: Did An An give you trouble?

Old White Rabbit: How can it be? How can my son be troublesome?

The voice startled Xiao Xiaoan, who hugged the old white rabbit hurriedly.

Xiao Xiaoan: Father Rabbit won't leave...

Old White Rabbit: Be good, be good, dad won't leave!

Anshen was so cute by the two babies, he hugged them sideways.

Anshen: Thank you for your hard work.

Old White Rabbit: It’s not bitter.

Anshen: Can you take your son away for a while?

Old White Rabbit: Huh?

Anshen: I also want to sleep with you for a while.

Xiao Xiaoan: Don't, don't, Father Lan, don't...

Old White Rabbit: ...it seems impossible.

Anshen: ...

Anshen had no choice but to put away his sexiness and watched the father and son continue to sleep hugging each other.