[Comprehensive Yingmei] Nine Realms God of Cookery
Chapter 83: The 83rd dish: Paradise Island is not a paradise at all
After the banquet, Chris built a small bamboo house on the edge of the cliff where Diana practiced sword.It’s not that I have any opinions on Paradise Island, but compared with the elves in Middle Earth, the Amazons seem too “rough”. Compared with Chris’s small bamboo house, their palace has nothing in terms of comfort. substantive difference.Under the powerful spiritual power, rocks, earth and flames danced with Chris's will, and soon the foundation of the house could be built.There is no such thing as bamboo on Paradise Island, so Chris used the jade bamboo he bought in the mall, and the whole room exudes a pleasant fragrance.
Anyway, based on Chris's current level, the physiological needs are not high, and the house is just for the convenience of sheltering from the wind and rain.Oh yes, we have to raise wolves.
In fact, Chris can also choose a house at will in the place where the Amazons live, but once he comes, he is the only man on the entire island. Even if the Amazons don’t have this awareness, Chris thinks it’s better to avoid suspicion a little bit.
Second, after the banquet that night... Chris wants to tell all men to never have any illusions about a paradise island full of women, or even full of beauties!Paradise Island is really not paradise!
That's right, the Amazons on Paradise Island practice martial arts all the year round, and each one is better than the other, and each is hotter than the other. Since they are considered a race created by gods, they naturally have certain unique advantages, such as even if they are exposed to the wind and sun all day long, their skin Not too bad, not to mention smooth and delicate, but at least not dry and rough, they are all sexy beauties full of wild charm.Moreover, due to the bold and unrestrained style, there is not much concealment in the daily dress. From Chris's perspective, it can be said that it is a spring...
Chris thought that the existence of Paradise Island, to a certain extent, could satisfy the ultimate fantasy of most men, um, just most of them.
However, is this really the case?
Chris said they were really too sweet.
First of all, there is no such thing as a "man" on Paradise Island. Even if there were male gods from the Greek gods who came here occasionally, it was extremely rare.
In other words, for the Amazons on Paradise Island, there is no such thing as a "man" or a "female" concept.
Here, between the near-immortal Amazons, there is also love, sex, and the like, but it's all between women, because there are no men... er, or, they don't have such a thing as a "man" at all. Consciousness tied to emotion.To them, a rare animal like a man is no different from a rock, a seahorse, or a giant panda in a cage.
Except for a few high-level people such as Queen Hippolyta, most Amazons have never seen a man.They showed their breasts, kissed and hugged each other, and they didn't mean to shy away from Chris at all.
Chris is not happy about this, because there are always many Amazons who are interested in him.
Similar to his original interest in Fenrir.
Hey, for a man, knowing that a beautiful woman is interested in him should be a very happy thing, right?
If ten beauties are interested in you, you will feel proud and proud, right?
What if there are hundreds or thousands?
Want to bring up your interest in studying males and females?
Chris's face turned green. If he didn't resist, he had no doubt that any Amazon could lift himself upside down with one hand, even though he weighed hundreds of kilograms now.
Here, Chris would like to solemnly warn those male compatriots who still have certain fantasies about Paradise Island. Think about it, a group of female men who have never seen such a weak external antenna, and they have never even suffered from dysmenorrhea. But with exuberant curiosity and boundless physical strength, he can easily pull up weeping willows...
Even under the order of Queen Hippolyta, the Amazon warriors did not make any rude moves towards Chris after all, but this does not mean that Chris' situation can be much better.
For Paradise Island, the banquet welcoming Chris is almost the highest-level banquet in hundreds of years. Of course, the best wine will be presented. Although it is not as good as Asgard, it is also a few hundred years old. Aging, and some are even "imported" directly from Asgard.The class division on Paradise Island is not very strict, and they all call each other sisters, so... it is not surprising that a group of people came to drink alcohol around Chris.
"Come on, my mother will do it first, and then I will fill up my sister!"
"Sister, isn't it hot to wear so much? Take it off, it won't rain tonight."
Yes, except for a few people who need to deal with the outside world and have received special education, such as Queen Hippolyta and Diana, Paradise Island does not have any other titles other than "sister and sister".
Fearing that Chris would be too reserved and uncomfortable playing, someone kindly contributed his own "cuirass" and wanted to replace Chris with...
Not only that, similar to Asgard, Amazons also have entertainment after drinking, such as fighting, or wrestling...
The fight of the Amazons is not a random group fight. They attach great importance to the display of skills in the battle. It is an honor for every Amazon to have the opportunity to play. As a distinguished guest, Chris is in the envious eyes of other Amazons. , deservedly enjoyed this honor.
Although Chris with a livid face didn't want it at all.
Chris: I'm just a cook!Why fight? !
These women are pretty good-looking when they fight, and "good-looking" means that they are dangerous!Every punch and every kick has the power to break mountains and rocks, and without any scruples, they all hit the most vital places, and they are dangerously parried or avoided by the opponent.
Hands, feet, head, elbows, chest, any part of the body can become a deadly weapon for these warriors who have trained for countless years!
Chris's physical fitness is not inferior to them, even stronger than most Amazons.However, Chris has almost no fighting skills.
Therefore, Chris chose to regard himself as a pure spellcaster, fighting entirely with spiritual power.Flame, frost, wind, lightning, and the most direct telekinetic attacks and energy rays are swayed wantonly in Chris's hands. Anyway, with Hela's godhead, although Chris has an upper limit on power, he can almost always maintain the highest power spiritual power. Force output without stopping.
Fortunately, the Amazons' experience in this area is not superficial, and they also have experience in fighting spellcasters.Chris's strength has won the respect of all Amazons, and in their view, Chris, who has not taken a breath, obviously only showed a small part of his strength, so they respect him even more.
And the way Amazonians show respect...is generally to challenge.
For Chris, it's a total vicious circle...
……
Even though more than a month has passed, Chris still remembers the nightmare that night. During this period of time, even when he went to the Amazon Bazaar, Chris was cautious. Still have a strong curiosity.
If it wasn't so boring to be alone and could only play with Fenrir, Chris wouldn't want to go to the Amazon market and listen to a group of people calling him "sister" and "sister"...
"Mr. Chris! Mr. Chris... Hey, where's the teacher?" Diana rushed into the small bamboo house, but didn't see a single figure, so she could only come out in confusion, "Little wolf, where did Mr. Chris go? "
"Ow~"
"Little Wolf" pursed his mouth towards the sea, lazily laying on Chris's rocking chair to bask in the sun.It can still follow Chris to other places, but to the sea?The little wolf didn't want to get his fur wet, especially in the salty and bitter water.
Diana glanced at the sea, but was not surprised. She patted the little wolf's head and started to run.
"what!"
Jump off the cliff.
The process of entering the water is perfect, there is no splash, very good!
Although I don't know why you have to work hard to press the water when you jump into the water, but since the teacher said so, Diana will do it anyway, and it's not difficult anyway.
The little princess of Paradise Island now has enough trust in Chris, the teacher is really too strong!
Diana was the person who challenged Chris the most times on Paradise Island, but she never even got close to Chris, and was directly blocked by spiritual power every time.
Diana, who was in the sea, tried to open her eyes wide to find the trace of Chris. She knew that the teacher must be looking for ingredients again.
Chris is not difficult to find. There is an enchantment around Paradise Island. If you go too far, it is easy to be swept back by the undercurrent.Chris is too lazy to ask for trouble, try to see if he can break through, so he must not run far.Soon, after a short swim, Diana saw a large glowing bubble.
Unlike Diana, Chris has always used his spiritual power to support a big cover when going into the sea, and he will never let himself get wet.
The position where the bubbles glow does not seem to be close to the water surface, at least 200 meters away, far beyond the limit of human diving without equipment. Diana's eyesight is good enough to lock Chris's position.
Diana surfaced, took a deep breath, and plunged down.
"Diana! Why did you come down by yourself?" A loli suddenly broke into Chris's spiritual shield, which shocked Chris. This position is not shallow!In the past, Chris brought Diana down in person.
"Well, who told the teacher to go first? It's all my fault that the teacher didn't wait for me!" There was enough air in the spiritual cover, so there was no problem with speaking, and it could also generate oxygen from the decomposition of the surrounding water for gas exchange.
"Well, blame me, blame me," Chris raised his hands in surrender, "It's mainly the small fish I saw last time, it seems that they only come out at this time, and I'm afraid they will leave again if they come late."
"Really?" Diana looked around excitedly, "The kind of beautiful little fish I saw last time? Did the teacher find them?"
"of course."
"That's great! Those little fish look so beautiful," the warrior of Paradise Island only showed his little girl appearance at this time, "It must be delicious!"
"So, be quiet," Chris poked Diana's forehead, "Pay attention to see if there are any special plants around, I'll catch those little fish."
"Well, I see, teacher!"
Queen Hippolyta was very pleased. Although Diana had been working hard, she became even harder after accepting Chris as her teacher. By the side of the powerful, martial arts will definitely improve a lot... right?
Anyway, based on Chris's current level, the physiological needs are not high, and the house is just for the convenience of sheltering from the wind and rain.Oh yes, we have to raise wolves.
In fact, Chris can also choose a house at will in the place where the Amazons live, but once he comes, he is the only man on the entire island. Even if the Amazons don’t have this awareness, Chris thinks it’s better to avoid suspicion a little bit.
Second, after the banquet that night... Chris wants to tell all men to never have any illusions about a paradise island full of women, or even full of beauties!Paradise Island is really not paradise!
That's right, the Amazons on Paradise Island practice martial arts all the year round, and each one is better than the other, and each is hotter than the other. Since they are considered a race created by gods, they naturally have certain unique advantages, such as even if they are exposed to the wind and sun all day long, their skin Not too bad, not to mention smooth and delicate, but at least not dry and rough, they are all sexy beauties full of wild charm.Moreover, due to the bold and unrestrained style, there is not much concealment in the daily dress. From Chris's perspective, it can be said that it is a spring...
Chris thought that the existence of Paradise Island, to a certain extent, could satisfy the ultimate fantasy of most men, um, just most of them.
However, is this really the case?
Chris said they were really too sweet.
First of all, there is no such thing as a "man" on Paradise Island. Even if there were male gods from the Greek gods who came here occasionally, it was extremely rare.
In other words, for the Amazons on Paradise Island, there is no such thing as a "man" or a "female" concept.
Here, between the near-immortal Amazons, there is also love, sex, and the like, but it's all between women, because there are no men... er, or, they don't have such a thing as a "man" at all. Consciousness tied to emotion.To them, a rare animal like a man is no different from a rock, a seahorse, or a giant panda in a cage.
Except for a few high-level people such as Queen Hippolyta, most Amazons have never seen a man.They showed their breasts, kissed and hugged each other, and they didn't mean to shy away from Chris at all.
Chris is not happy about this, because there are always many Amazons who are interested in him.
Similar to his original interest in Fenrir.
Hey, for a man, knowing that a beautiful woman is interested in him should be a very happy thing, right?
If ten beauties are interested in you, you will feel proud and proud, right?
What if there are hundreds or thousands?
Want to bring up your interest in studying males and females?
Chris's face turned green. If he didn't resist, he had no doubt that any Amazon could lift himself upside down with one hand, even though he weighed hundreds of kilograms now.
Here, Chris would like to solemnly warn those male compatriots who still have certain fantasies about Paradise Island. Think about it, a group of female men who have never seen such a weak external antenna, and they have never even suffered from dysmenorrhea. But with exuberant curiosity and boundless physical strength, he can easily pull up weeping willows...
Even under the order of Queen Hippolyta, the Amazon warriors did not make any rude moves towards Chris after all, but this does not mean that Chris' situation can be much better.
For Paradise Island, the banquet welcoming Chris is almost the highest-level banquet in hundreds of years. Of course, the best wine will be presented. Although it is not as good as Asgard, it is also a few hundred years old. Aging, and some are even "imported" directly from Asgard.The class division on Paradise Island is not very strict, and they all call each other sisters, so... it is not surprising that a group of people came to drink alcohol around Chris.
"Come on, my mother will do it first, and then I will fill up my sister!"
"Sister, isn't it hot to wear so much? Take it off, it won't rain tonight."
Yes, except for a few people who need to deal with the outside world and have received special education, such as Queen Hippolyta and Diana, Paradise Island does not have any other titles other than "sister and sister".
Fearing that Chris would be too reserved and uncomfortable playing, someone kindly contributed his own "cuirass" and wanted to replace Chris with...
Not only that, similar to Asgard, Amazons also have entertainment after drinking, such as fighting, or wrestling...
The fight of the Amazons is not a random group fight. They attach great importance to the display of skills in the battle. It is an honor for every Amazon to have the opportunity to play. As a distinguished guest, Chris is in the envious eyes of other Amazons. , deservedly enjoyed this honor.
Although Chris with a livid face didn't want it at all.
Chris: I'm just a cook!Why fight? !
These women are pretty good-looking when they fight, and "good-looking" means that they are dangerous!Every punch and every kick has the power to break mountains and rocks, and without any scruples, they all hit the most vital places, and they are dangerously parried or avoided by the opponent.
Hands, feet, head, elbows, chest, any part of the body can become a deadly weapon for these warriors who have trained for countless years!
Chris's physical fitness is not inferior to them, even stronger than most Amazons.However, Chris has almost no fighting skills.
Therefore, Chris chose to regard himself as a pure spellcaster, fighting entirely with spiritual power.Flame, frost, wind, lightning, and the most direct telekinetic attacks and energy rays are swayed wantonly in Chris's hands. Anyway, with Hela's godhead, although Chris has an upper limit on power, he can almost always maintain the highest power spiritual power. Force output without stopping.
Fortunately, the Amazons' experience in this area is not superficial, and they also have experience in fighting spellcasters.Chris's strength has won the respect of all Amazons, and in their view, Chris, who has not taken a breath, obviously only showed a small part of his strength, so they respect him even more.
And the way Amazonians show respect...is generally to challenge.
For Chris, it's a total vicious circle...
……
Even though more than a month has passed, Chris still remembers the nightmare that night. During this period of time, even when he went to the Amazon Bazaar, Chris was cautious. Still have a strong curiosity.
If it wasn't so boring to be alone and could only play with Fenrir, Chris wouldn't want to go to the Amazon market and listen to a group of people calling him "sister" and "sister"...
"Mr. Chris! Mr. Chris... Hey, where's the teacher?" Diana rushed into the small bamboo house, but didn't see a single figure, so she could only come out in confusion, "Little wolf, where did Mr. Chris go? "
"Ow~"
"Little Wolf" pursed his mouth towards the sea, lazily laying on Chris's rocking chair to bask in the sun.It can still follow Chris to other places, but to the sea?The little wolf didn't want to get his fur wet, especially in the salty and bitter water.
Diana glanced at the sea, but was not surprised. She patted the little wolf's head and started to run.
"what!"
Jump off the cliff.
The process of entering the water is perfect, there is no splash, very good!
Although I don't know why you have to work hard to press the water when you jump into the water, but since the teacher said so, Diana will do it anyway, and it's not difficult anyway.
The little princess of Paradise Island now has enough trust in Chris, the teacher is really too strong!
Diana was the person who challenged Chris the most times on Paradise Island, but she never even got close to Chris, and was directly blocked by spiritual power every time.
Diana, who was in the sea, tried to open her eyes wide to find the trace of Chris. She knew that the teacher must be looking for ingredients again.
Chris is not difficult to find. There is an enchantment around Paradise Island. If you go too far, it is easy to be swept back by the undercurrent.Chris is too lazy to ask for trouble, try to see if he can break through, so he must not run far.Soon, after a short swim, Diana saw a large glowing bubble.
Unlike Diana, Chris has always used his spiritual power to support a big cover when going into the sea, and he will never let himself get wet.
The position where the bubbles glow does not seem to be close to the water surface, at least 200 meters away, far beyond the limit of human diving without equipment. Diana's eyesight is good enough to lock Chris's position.
Diana surfaced, took a deep breath, and plunged down.
"Diana! Why did you come down by yourself?" A loli suddenly broke into Chris's spiritual shield, which shocked Chris. This position is not shallow!In the past, Chris brought Diana down in person.
"Well, who told the teacher to go first? It's all my fault that the teacher didn't wait for me!" There was enough air in the spiritual cover, so there was no problem with speaking, and it could also generate oxygen from the decomposition of the surrounding water for gas exchange.
"Well, blame me, blame me," Chris raised his hands in surrender, "It's mainly the small fish I saw last time, it seems that they only come out at this time, and I'm afraid they will leave again if they come late."
"Really?" Diana looked around excitedly, "The kind of beautiful little fish I saw last time? Did the teacher find them?"
"of course."
"That's great! Those little fish look so beautiful," the warrior of Paradise Island only showed his little girl appearance at this time, "It must be delicious!"
"So, be quiet," Chris poked Diana's forehead, "Pay attention to see if there are any special plants around, I'll catch those little fish."
"Well, I see, teacher!"
Queen Hippolyta was very pleased. Although Diana had been working hard, she became even harder after accepting Chris as her teacher. By the side of the powerful, martial arts will definitely improve a lot... right?
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