President's Legendary Master

This youthful restaurant is decorated in the 70s and [-]s, with thatched roofs and yellow mud walls, and the cups used are all enamel.

Special "remembering bitterness and thinking sweet".

Especially the meals are all enamel plates from the 80s and [-]s.

This is not counted, and the number of dishes is still limited. Three people can give up to three dishes, and you won’t get four dishes if you order.

The staple food is also coarse grains, big ballast porridge, millet rice, steamed corn bread with corn flour, and vegetable dumplings with Lianghe noodles.

"One braised fish, one cold dish." This is what Dugu Haoyan ordered.

"One person, one bowl of porridge and one vegetable dumpling." This is the staple food ordered by the little celestial master.

In the end, Dugu Pneumonia was left, and he told the waiter in grief and indignation: "Give me one, scrambled eggs with bitter gourd."

"I'm sorry, we are poor here, we only have stir-fried bitter gourd, but no eggs." As a result, the uncle waiter told Dugu Feiyan: "Our place is a themed restaurant that recalls bitterness and sweetness."

Choked Dugu Feiyan to death.

The little celestial master couldn't stop laughing.

Just after eating, the three of them were shopping in a nearby daily necessities store, buying roller brushes.

While choosing, Dugu Haoyan's cell phone rang.

He took it out and saw that it was Dong Chen's call: "Special Assistant Dong?"

"Where is the master? Is the master there?" Dong Chen said in a messy voice: "We are right in front of the master's house."

"Are you asking about food?" Dugu Haoyan was taken aback when he heard this, "He's shopping."

"General Manager Wu and I will wait for you to come back at the door." Although Dong Chen was in a hurry, but according to Dugu Haoyan, it seemed that the master was shopping?He didn't dare to urge him, so he had to hold back and patiently waited for the master to come back.

Dugu Haoyan hung up the phone and told Dao Miao, Dao Miao hurriedly chose something and said to him, "Then let's go back? I guess there is something urgent, otherwise I wouldn't come in such a hurry."

"Row."

It was already night when they returned.

Send Dugu Feiyan home first, he has to go to school tomorrow.

Then I went back to Wendaozhai, and there were two cars parked at the door, which looked familiar.

"Master, master!" General Manager Wu probably learned the correct pronunciation of Mandarin during this period, and he said these two words especially clearly.

But when Dugu Haoyan saw his appearance, he was shocked!

"General Manager Wu, what's wrong with you?" At the same time, he immediately stood in front of the little celestial master, covering him tightly so that General Manager Wu could not see a single hair.

The general manager Wu in front of him is indeed a little strange.

When we met for the first time a few days ago, he was quite an elite person. At first glance, he looked like a successful businessman. He was driving a luxury car, followed by bodyguards, and special assistants. There were no shortage of secretaries and drivers. .

Although the person is a little haggard, it is because of business.

excusable.

Whoever does that kind of thing will have to haggard, and those who don't haggard are either fools or lunatics.

But now this person, although wearing expensive and decent clothes and a gold and diamond watch, is not the same as when we first met.

The hair looks fine, but there is a smell of hair spray, which can be smelled in the wind.

There was no tie, not even a bow tie, only a white shirt with several collar buttons undone, almost wearing it like a cardigan.

His skin was yellow and dry, and his lips were chapped and open. Although he was cleaned up very cleanly, Dugu Haoyan just felt that he was a little dirty?

The eyes are dull and lifeless, and they will only shine when they see the little celestial master.

Based on this point, it is impossible for Dugu Haoyan to let him get close to the little celestial master.

The little celestial master is not that afraid, and it's not like he has never seen someone weirder than him.

"Master, master!" Yes, he said these two words very clearly and authentically.

"Stop shouting, didn't I send you an amulet?" The little celestial master had sharp eyes and saw that this guy was wearing the amulet he gave him.

"Master, if it weren't for the amulet, General Manager Wu probably wouldn't be able to survive." Dong Chen looked cold and sweaty: "Why don't we go in and talk?"

With such a large crowd of people blocking the door, it was a little unsightly.

The key is to be eye-catching.

If it was nothing in the past, it is a bit uncomfortable now, especially General Manager Wu, he really wants to hide, and he doesn't want people to see him in such a mess.

"Okay, let's talk when we come in." The little celestial master nodded, Dugu Haoyan opened the door and let people in. Of course, the only ones who could come in were Dong Chen and General Manager Wu, and everyone else went diagonally opposite. On a commercial street, I found a hotel to stay.

This place is not something they can enter, because I heard that they have to pay to enter, and it is very expensive, 20 yuan for a famous post.

They drank too much soy sauce and were in a hurry, spending 20 just to be followers?

Besides, it is impossible for the boss to reimburse them for such consumption.

After the four people entered the door, General Manager Wu suddenly felt very comfortable, so he said a few words of his hometown dialect to Dong Chen.

Dong Chen translated to Xiao Tianshi and Dugu Haoyan: "President Wu was not feeling very well a few days ago, and later he was hospitalized. It has been like this for three days now, but when he approached the gate just now, he felt a little uncomfortable. After getting better, after entering the door, I feel more comfortable."

"That's because of the dirty things on his body, he doesn't dare to mess with me." The little celestial master pointed to the gate: "Does the door god on my gate look good?"

"It's beautiful!" Dong Chen immediately gave a thumbs up: "These days, door gods that can be carved out of mahogany and painted with vermilion lacquer are rare. I only saw them a few times when I was young, and they were still in the ancestral hall of my hometown. .”

"That's the treasure I got at a big price. It's made of peach wood, lacquered with cinnabar, and it can suppress evil and exorcise demons." The little celestial master glanced at General Manager Wu: "Is this a backlash?"

General Manager Wu shrank his neck and nodded.

"It should be, right?" Dong Chen said, "I asked, but he refused to tell me what happened, so he insisted on me coming to you."

"It's not easy for him to say it, don't worry, I know everything." The little heavenly master said: "Today, let's rest here for a night to refresh his spirit, and tomorrow I will solve this matter for him."

"Thank you, master, thank you, master!" Well, General Manager Wu also said these two sentences very clearly.

Everyone has eaten, so they arranged for the two of them to go to the guest room to rest, and then they washed and went to bed.

But on the bed, Dugu Haoyan asked the little celestial master: "What's wrong with him?"

"I provoked something that shouldn't be provoked, and now I want to get together and get together, and people don't like it, so why don't I worship it? If I don't do it, who will I do?" The little celestial master tore off the silk quilt on his body, summer, blowing Even with the air conditioner, I feel a little stuffy, so it's better not to cover the quilt for comfort.

"Really?" Dugu Haoyan pulled a corner of the silk quilt, and covered the little Tianshi's belly a little bit up, mainly to cover the navel, and then to cover the knees, this section is enough, it doesn't matter if the limbs are exposed , It’s not good if you catch a cold in your stomach: “Is it easy to solve?”

"It's very easy to handle. Actually, I can solve it for him tonight, but I want him to learn a lesson. It is not a mess, it can be enshrined, and after enshrining, it can be sent away properly." Xiaotian The master kicked his legs: "Last time I told him to do more good deeds. I didn't mean to scare him. Being rich is not benevolent, and sooner or later there will be retribution. Either he will not live long, or he will repay him in this world."

"It can be seen that he didn't listen to you." Dugu Haoyan laughed a little, then pulled up the quilt for him, and covered his belly: "He may think that you are scaremongering."

"This is the end of disobedience. As the old saying goes, the rich will benefit the world. It's not unreasonable. Look at the rich people nowadays, who doesn't do some charity? In fact, they are afraid that the blessing will be too great and they will not be able to suppress it." , Doing charity can earn yourself a reputation, and helping others can also accumulate evil virtues. Who do you think seems to patronize making money and don’t repay the society at all?” The little celestial master analyzed: “Even in ancient times, those rich people still They can build bridges and pave roads, and provide meals for beggars. General Manager Wu and his family earn a lot of money, but they don’t seem to spend it on the right way. It’s all high-level messy things, especially in many small countries in the south. The sorcery, such as raising little ghosts and worshiping Gumantong, are all evil things. He was originally dishonest in order to ask for money, but now he was frightened and wanted to get rid of that thing quickly. Can he get rid of it if he wants to?"

"You mean, he enshrined the Yin Temple of the Wild God?" Dugu Haoyan immediately understood what the little celestial master meant.

Yin Temple means a temple built indiscriminately, not a temple for rituals.

Yin Temple is known as the ancient palace temple in southern Zhejiang.

Because the ancients were superstitious, temples were very important and a symbol of culture.To unify culture, of course, "extra" temples must be banned.

"Yin" here means too much, extra.

(The ancients had the habit of referring to unorthodox words as "Yin" and "Xie", so the word "Yin" here may be a slander.)

But there is another saying, that is, it is a temple that confuses people's hearts.

"It should be. Although I don't know what's going on with their family, I guess the competition is fierce. Even borrowing such external force, tsk tsk tsk, I really don't know how to live." The little celestial master curled his lips: "Now the retribution is coming, I said Why does he use so many amulets, he probably used them all for himself, without the amulets, if he can't persist here, he will have to finish the game."

"Well, it makes sense. Drinking a little red wine can cause alcohol poisoning, so he is unlucky enough." Dugu Haoyan left a small night light by the bed, and then lay down and prepared to go to sleep: "I used to think that drinking boiled water Getting stuffed teeth is bad enough, I never thought there would be more bad luck, drinking red wine can cause alcohol poisoning."

The little celestial master closed his eyes and smiled.

After breakfast the next day, the little celestial master asked Dugu Haoyan to drive, took them out of Wendao Zhai, and went directly to the suburbs, not the suburbs, but the outer suburbs, almost to the mountains.

"Where are you going?" Although the barren mountains are full of trees and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, Dong Chen and the others, who are not familiar with the place, are still at a loss.

"Take you to a remote place." The little celestial master fiddled with his own compass and finally chose a place.

"Are you sure it's here?" Dugu Haoyan almost covered his nose.

"It's here." The little celestial master danced and danced: "It's just right!"

"Oh my god!" Dong Chen almost didn't want to get out of the car: "Can I not go?"

"Yes, but General Manager Wu must get out of the car." Little Tianshi spread his hands: "No way, this is the most suitable place."

"Ah? What's the matter with our General Manager Wu? Why do we have to be in such a strange place... ah?" Dong Chen's expression almost fainted.

"Who told him to kill himself? I can't help it. Come down!" The little celestial master held a military shovel in his hand. This thing is short and compact, easy to use and easy to carry.

Originally, Dugu Haoyan had it in the trunk, just in case, and also for self-defense, mainly because he was afraid that the wheels of the car would get stuck somewhere, so he could use this thing to dig a slope when the time came to remove the sunken wheels get it out.

Now the little celestial master took it out and dug a hole in a very smelly place: "You, stand by the edge of the hole and hold on to this tree."

Although General Manager Wu was not feeling well, spending the night in Wendao Zhai relieved his pain, but now he was very confused and the other party couldn't understand what he was talking to, but he still followed the master's instructions.

It's just that I don't quite understand why he is "uncomfortable" and dragging them to this garbage disposal plant?

This is already a landfill for incinerated garbage, and the ground is specially planted with trees, but the smell is not good.