President's Legendary Master

The two of them were taken aback. You know, there are tens of thousands of people in Hejia Village!

"You guys are probably going to be unlucky too. If you have nothing to do, go to the Taoist temple, offer incense in front of Sanqing, do some good deeds, and accumulate more merit for yourself." The little celestial master said: "Don't worship some messy things, it's useless! "

This time Dong Chen looked dazed, he didn't usually go to any monasteries or Taoist temples, and when he went traveling, he went to famous mountains and rivers, and offered incense in some famous tourist attractions.

But General Manager Wu trembled for a moment, with a frightened expression on his face.

Dugu Haoyan doesn't care about those, he can leave after receiving the gift money, but Dong Chen and the others have added the WeChat account of the little celestial master.

Dugu Haoyan took the little celestial master back home, still on the contracted plane, got off the plane, got in the car and drove to Wendao Zhai.

After resting at home for an afternoon, he also gave the gift he brought back to Sun Laizi's family.

In the evening, there were even more bags and bags, and I went back to the old house of Dugu's family.

In fact, they are just some local specialties, but thinking of their family, they bought a lot of them, especially the crispy dumplings. The little heavenly master must let Dugu Feiyan taste them.

The family had a reunion dinner happily, and they were very sad to hear Dugu Haoyan talk about their trip to the south this time.

Old man Dugu Weng really looked unhappy: "I live a good life, but if I count the widow's money all day long, then Hejia Village is not doing well."

"It was not easy for people at that time, especially for women." Mrs. Dugu was very grateful: "Fortunately, I was not born in that era."

Just like her, she goes out shopping every now and then, goes to the gym every day, practices yoga, and goes out to socialize. If she wants her to stay at home and be an old hen at home, she must be crazy.

What's more, newlyweds and widows will be framed and drowned alive.

Don't talk about ascending to heaven, but don't be full of resentment!

"Fortunately, I was not born in that era." Dugu Xu also said: "Hahaha... well, let's not cry while watching "Three Kingdoms", and worry about the ancients."

Only then did the atmosphere of sadness dissipate, and with Dugu Feiyan pretending to be stupid, cute and cute, everyone laughed again.

Staying at home at night, did not return to Wendao Zhai, the little Tianshi took out the tiara and wiped it again.

Lying on the bed and chatting with Dugu Haoyan, talking a little love, the two of them slept peacefully.

After breakfast the next day, those who should go to work go to work, and those who should go to school go to school.

On the weekend, Dugu Haoyan sent the little celestial master to the driving school again. When he saw the gate of the driving school, the little celestial master grabbed the door handle and refused to get out of the car: "Will they laugh at me?"

"Boss, don't laugh at the second child, you are all the same, what are you joking about? They are just laughing at themselves." Dugu Haoyan comforted him: "Besides, you are just too nervous, and you will get better in the future. Once you are born, you will be familiar with each other. , Three times and four times become siblings, next time you see the examiner again, you won't feel strange."

This is the most comforting sentence that Dugu Haoyan can think of.

There is no way, this group of people is too funny, I heard that it has spread in the circle of examiners.

"Really?" The little celestial master was dubious.

"Go, I'll pick you up at night, and at noon you go to the iron pot and have a meal with everyone." Dugu Haoyan unfastened his seat belt: "Order a pork rib pot?"

"In such a hot weather, don't eat stewing in an iron pot. It's too hot, even with an air conditioner." Little Tianshi pondered for a while: "Go to that North Korean restaurant over there and eat cold noodles, and there are free side dishes. .”

"Where can I be full just by eating cold noodles? I heard that there are glutinous rice sausages and so on? You also need some rice balls, so as not to be hungry in the afternoon." Dugu Haoyan told him: "Don't eat too much spicy food, drink fruit juice , don’t drink carbonated drinks.”

"I see." The little Tianshi got out of the car and walked into the gate of the driving school with three steps.

Dugu Haoyan drove away when he was no longer in sight. Instead of going to the company, he made a few phone calls and went to a coffee shop.

This kind of exam syndrome is not acceptable. It will take a long time to pass the exam. It must be cured!

But the little celestial master entered the classroom and saw his "classmates". Everyone was a little downcast, and the exam failed.

Coach Gao Dazhuang came, looked at his students, and was a little speechless: "It's just too nervous, but we are much better than last time."

Last time it was said to be a disaster!

Then, the door of the classroom was opened and a person came in.

Everyone was stunned when they saw the people who came in!

After a while, everyone said: "Brother Mao, what are you doing here?"

"Brother Mao, you have passed all the exams, and you still come to class, isn't it a waste of resources?"

"Accompany your girlfriend to class? So romantic!"

Several people joked about Mao Hongdong who came in, but Mao Hongdong lowered his head and sat down listlessly: "I haven't passed the exam."

"Ah?" Everyone was dumbfounded.

"When I was happy, I gave my bank card to the coach...the coach said that I was bribed, but I didn't give it back, and even canceled my test results, and asked me to go again next year..." Mao Hongdong almost stuffed his head He went under the desk and said, "I'll be back and continue to teach you."

Everyone was silent for ten seconds, and then burst out laughing.

Among them, the happiest one is Little Celestial Master. I thought I was the most unlucky one, but who knew there was someone more unlucky than myself!

Because he doesn't know how other people are, but he has Dugu Haoyan in private to drive him a small stove, take him to the field training ground to practice, but he drives well, and he gets nervous when he takes the test.

Well now, we are still brothers and sisters.

At noon, the little celestial master entertained guests. Everyone knew that he went to the south a few days ago, and Daomiao said that he made a fortune.

Then I was happy, treated the guests to dinner, and everyone went.

I ordered a lot of food in the North Korean restaurant, and the group of people is considered to be in trouble. Even the girls drank a little wine, and instead of practicing the car in the afternoon, they sat in the classroom and summed up everyone's failures. experience before school.

Dugu Haoyan took the little celestial master back to Wendao Zhai.

Along the way, the little celestial master told Dugu Haoyan about Mao Hongdong, leaving Dugu Haoyan speechless: "So, all of you have never passed it!"

"Yeah." The little celestial master was quite proud.

Dugu Haoyan rubbed his head: "Very good, hehe..."

What else did he say?It's useless to say anything!

There is dinner prepared by Gao Wenyin at home, steamed eggplant, sprinkled with egg sauce, chopped green onion and chopped coriander, the little heavenly master can eat two bowls of rice.

There is also a boiled chicken, with meat and vegetables, balanced nutrition.

Also because it is night, there is also a millet porridge, which is said to help sleep because of millet porridge.

A week passed by like this, and Dong Chen called: "General Manager Wu is hospitalized."

"Ah?" The little celestial master was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Dugu Haoyan: "Do you need us to go and see him?"

"It's too far away." Dugu Haoyan was not interested, so he flew to see someone he didn't know well.

"No, no, no, I mean, can you mail us a talisman or something? Not one, but ten. Of course, a hundred is not too much." In the video, Dong Chen was quite anxious.

"Why do you want so many amulets?" Daomiao grinned: "Are you going to wear them all over your body?"

"If he hangs it all over his body, what a crime he would have to do?" Dugu Haoyan was also shocked by the number. Daomiao only makes [-] amulets a year, and they are usually old customers, related households and the like. It will be given to them. Of course, some people spend money to buy some for their relatives and friends.

But no one bought as many as a hundred.

Up to ten.

"No, it's because there are a lot of people in the family, and each person gets one. In fact, one hundred is not enough." Dong Chen said dumbfounded: "The Wu family is a big family with tens of thousands of people, more than the people in Hejia Village."

"That's right, the Wu family is the largest clan in the south, with 10,000+ clansmen, and he only bought a hundred, which is not many." Dugu Haoyan's mouth curled up slightly: "But the whole clan can't want amulets, right? One hundred ? So many people need it?"

"It's just close relatives, please be safe." Dong Chen whispered: "Since the little celestial master said to do more good deeds and less worship those messy things, our general manager Wu has been a little abnormal, and it didn't take long. , he just drank a few glasses of red wine, and he was alcoholic!"

"Pfft!" The little celestial master couldn't help but laughed.

"Did you drink too much?" Dugu Haoyan was also happy: "It's just a few glasses of red wine."

If it is a red wine brewed by the common calm method, the theoretical maximum is 15 degrees. If the degree exceeds this degree, the alcohol will kill the yeast and the wine will not be able to continue to ferment. Therefore, the common wines on the market are generally They are all below 6 degrees, and very few can reach 15 degrees.

If it refers to the whole wine in a broad sense, the distilled wine base wine can be close to 80 degrees, and generally it is 40 degrees after blending, which is what we often call brandy.

There are also some wines brewed by calm method and blended, such as sherry port wine, which can reach about 20 degrees.

Therefore, the maximum alcohol content of red wine will not exceed 40 degrees.

And some red wines that are common on the market, if they want to be stored for a long time, they have to be brewed in a quiet way to survive, so theoretically speaking, they will not exceed 16 degrees.

With that kind of alcohol content, if you want to get alcoholic... how much do you have to drink?

"Yeah, after a few glasses of red wine, he became alcohol poisoning, so he asked me to come to you and ask for some amulets." Dong Chen said in the video: "You see?"

"I'll sell you one hundred, one thousand yuan." The little celestial master consciously offered a high price: "All the money, um, leave it to Mrs. He Ba."

"I'm afraid this will be difficult." Dong Chen said, "Grandma He Ba... passed away yesterday."

"Passed away?" The little celestial master was startled when he heard it: "Why did he pass away?"

"Not only her, but also those old people... They died in their sleep and passed away very peacefully." Dong Chen said: "Now, everyone in Hejia Village has gone to the funeral. It's going very well."

This is the tone of making a fortune!

"Okay, I will mail it to you tomorrow, and you can transfer the money to me." Dugu Haoyan said: "We will handle it ourselves."

"Okay, okay!" As long as he can buy the amulet, he doesn't care how he spends the money, anyway, he has completed the task.

After hanging up the phone, the little celestial master thought for a while: "Then the money will be donated to the afforestation? Planting trees."

"Yes." Dugu Haoyan's cell phone rang, and Dong Chen did not dare to delay for a moment to transfer the money.

The little celestial master went to the house to pack some yellow talismans and handed them to Lame Sun for delivery.

"Find a faster one." Lame Sun said, "But it's more expensive. The longest time is three days, and the shortest time is tomorrow."

"Then use the shortest time to speed up, people have paid for it." Dugu Haoyan said: "Let's hurry up too."

"Okay." Lame Sun told the two of them before going out with the postal bag: "Take my wife and daughter to the children's restaurant today, and you can have dinner by yourself. The three of us went back to sleep after dinner, so I won't disturb you. "

"Understood." Dugu Haoyan said: "Come back tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow's Children's Day, what am I going to do when I come back?" Lame Sun laughed, "I'll take my daughter to the water park."

"Oh, it's Children's Day tomorrow!" Dugu Haoyan glanced at the desk calendar: "Shall we go to Children's Day?"

"Take Feiyan to pay homage." The little celestial master said, "Let's go visit Gufen's grave."

Well, poor Dugu Feiyan is a big boss, and now it's Children's Day, so he can't go out to play, but go to the tombs of the martyrs to pay homage.

As a result, on June [-]st, Dugu Haoyan took his lover and younger brother to pay homage to the tomb of the martyrs, and then went to a very nostalgic "Youth Spot" restaurant for dinner.