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Not long after Xie Lan returned to China, he was invited by a foreign partner to participate in a particularly high-end event in the UK, and when he came back, he went crazy.

As an ignorant rich man with nothing to learn, he made a lot of jokes when he attended receptions and chatted with people, and was severely despised by those self-proclaimed elegant old money.Xie Lan was stimulated, and after returning to China, he worked hard to improve himself, learned from many sources, and vowed to live a low-key, luxurious and connotative life.

He first participated in a red wine appreciation class for celebrities in the political and business circles. At first, he was very ambitious, imagining that he would hang himself on the beam to acquire rich, complete and professional knowledge of red wine tasting, taste all the fine wines in the world, and then return to the UK , found the golden-haired kid who was laughing at him, and spat at him hard.Jing Liangqiu knew that he was always hot for 3 minutes, so he persuaded him not to mess around, and he was very brave and gave him back. Jing Liangqiu didn't bother with him at the time, but when he was sleeping at night, he still gave him a variety of tricks. Corporal punishment, and reiterated their family's family law to him personally.

However, Xie Lan did not succumb to this. The next morning, he declared his determination to Jing Liangqiu with sonorous words, and went to the wine tasting class in a pompous manner. fell asleep.

He returned home disheartened, nestled in Jingliangqiu's arms brazenly for comfort, and then explained to himself: "It's not that I don't like studying, it's just that such a large classroom-style teaching is too boring, it seems that I need to hire a couple One's teacher, according to my personal situation, made reasonable teaching arrangements." Jing Liangqiu knew that Xie Lan was in high spirits at this time, and persuasion would not work, so he didn't stop him, but just kissed his lips.

Xie Lan did what he said, and asked his assistant to contact the best domestic expert in red wine tasting the next day.This expert is well-known and charges a lot of money, but his level is indeed quite good. He is worthy of his high quotation. His professional knowledge is very solid, and his lectures are humorous. The 10-minute scumbags are still listening with gusto.

However, this teacher is a deeply hidden gay guy.

Although Xie Lan is uneducated, his appearance can still bluff people, and he is rich and famous, so he is easy to attract people.Therefore, when the teacher was teaching, he also showed off his talent and demeanor from time to time in an attempt to seduce Xie Lan.Unexpectedly, Xie Lan didn't buy into the hormones emanating from the teacher's body, like an elm bump, without any sign of wavering.This teacher has always felt that his charm is infinite, and the person he likes has never been difficult to get his hands on, but now he is extremely annoyed by Xie Lan's indifference. Finally, one day, he directly and boldly held Xie Lan's wrist, posing As if he couldn't help it, he told him his heart.

Xie Lan was frightened into a cold sweat. He was afraid that Jing Liangqiu might misunderstand him when he saw this scene, so he kicked him out. Afterwards, he leaned on the sofa with lingering fear and drank two cups of cold tea to subdue his shock.

The reason why Xie Lan was so terrified was that Jing Liangqiu's previous proposal to break up really impressed him too much.Although Jing Liangqiu himself never really thought about breaking up, Xie Lan was still scared enough because of the way he put on his posture, so much so that Xie Lan always thought that he almost lost his beloved Liang once. mound.

However, Jingliangqiu finally found out about this, because Xie Lan's eight-year-old niece had tipped him off.The little niece is the child of sister Xie Lan, and because of some problems at home, she is temporarily fostered by him.This little girl seems innocent and cute, but she is actually quite ghostly. It's best to sneak around and listen to the bottom of the wall. There is nothing she doesn't know about the big and small affairs in the family.And most of all, he prefers the easy and fears the heavy, and is greedy and greedy, which is simply a typical representative of not having enough to do and eat.

Xie Lan said angrily to his little niece, "Traitor!"

The little niece rolled her eyes unceremoniously, then changed her face, and burst into tears, crying, "Uncle Jing, Xie Lan is going to hit me! Uncle Jing, save me!"

Jingliangqiu heard the sound and came over, wondering, "Why did he beat you?"

The little niece was crying, tears streaming down her cheeks, and she said, "I told you about him and that red wine teacher, and he said...that I was a traitor, that he would send me home, Say you want to beat me, woo woo woo, Uncle Jing, I don’t want to go back, so don’t send me back, okay?”

Xie Lan was stunned by his little niece's ability to fabricate and spread rumors, and he couldn't react for a while to refute.I saw Jing Liangqiu knelt down, touched the top of her head, and said gently: "Don't be afraid, I won't send you home, and he won't beat you either. Be good, go downstairs and play for a while." Son, uncle and I have something to talk about."

Then, Jing Liangqiu said to Xie Lan, "Come into the room, let's talk."

Xie Lan came back to his senses and hurriedly defended, "I didn't..."

Jing Liangqiu waved his hands, and said in a more emphatic voice, "Let's go in and talk about it."

Xie Lan didn't dare to say anything anymore, and followed behind Jing Liangqiu listlessly. When he passed by his little niece, he saw that the little face that was crying pitifully was filled with a smug smile, looking at her. The moment he met Xie Lan's gaze, the little niece put her finger on her lower eyelid, stuck out her tongue and made a face at him.

Entering the room, Jing Liangqiu sat down on the edge of the bed, and waved to Xie Lan, "Come here."

Xie Lan slowly walked over, Jing Liangqiu pulled him into his arms, pressed him on his lap, and easily took off his pants with one hand, revealing Bai Shengsheng's two buttocks, without saying a word, He slapped three big slaps.

There were a few blushing marks on Bai Nen's buttocks, Xie Lan yelled twice, Jing Liangqiu stopped, and asked in a deep voice: "What's the matter with you?!"

Xie Lan said aggrievedly: "He has taken a fancy to me unilaterally, what does it matter to me? As soon as he said it today, I will resign him. You, you can't wrong me."

Jing Liangqiu nodded, accepting the explanation.

In fact, when the teacher first came, he felt that something was wrong, but because he has been busy with filming and studying recently, and the family crew is running around, it is inevitable that he can't take care of it.

Because of Xie Lan's concern, he doesn't take any emotional dramas at all now. With such a limit, the range of choices is relatively narrow, and it also limits career development.He doesn't think it's a sacrifice or something, firstly because Xie Lan is more important than acting to him, and secondly because his concept has changed recently, and he always thought that only being an excellent actor can be regarded as Live up to his many years of hard work, but recently he discovered that directing has something in common with acting. Directors use sound, light, and pictures to construct stories. It seems to be bigger, because the world, mountains, rivers, vegetation, fish and insects, as long as they can be captured in the mirror, they can all become his paint.So he is gradually developing and transforming towards the direction of director recently. Xie Lan learned about this and gave him a lot of resources and help.

Jing Liangqiu rubbed Xie Lan's butt, turned him over, and hugged him in his arms, without pulling up his pants, just hugged and kissed him.

While kissing, she said, "Be good, don't worry me all the time."

Xie Lan obediently exposed his neck to let him kiss, and said with a smile: "What do you have to worry about, everything about me is yours."

Jing Liangqiu laughed when he heard this, and gently rubbed the skin of his neck with his teeth, and then licked it with his tongue.

Xie Lan said with a smile: "When that person was in class before, he read me a passage from Zhuangzi's "Xiaoyaoyou". I think there is a passage in it that is very suitable to describe Xiaoliangqiu."

Jing Liangqiu put his arms around him and gave him a push, then teased, "Who is Xiao Liangqiu?"

"There is a fish in the north, and its name is Kun. The size of the Kun is unknown." Xie Lan didn't answer his words, and read a sentence first, then paused, stretched out his hand, and continued, " It turns into a bird, and its name is Peng. The back of the Peng does not know how many thousands of miles it is; it flies in anger, and its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky." [Note: Quote] Jing Liangqiu couldn't help laughing, hugging Xie Lan said.

Xie Lan continued: "In the future, its nickname will be Xiaoliangqiu, and its real name will be Jing Xiaopeng. What do you think?"

Jingliangqiu kneaded him into his arms, "I think Zhuangzi will jump out of the coffin and beat you."

Xie Lan took out a small square bag from the drawer, waved it in front of Jing Liangqiu's eyes, and said with a smile, "I think the old man will understand us."

Jing Liangqiu looked at him deeply, and suddenly reached out and took the small bag he was holding, threw it casually, and said in his ear, "I don't need this today."

The two made a fuss and quarreled nonchalantly until dinner time.

Because of the previous education accident, Jing Liangqiu forbade Xie Lan to invite the so-called tutor again.Xie Lan still didn't give up, but he had to doze off in the big make-up class, and the one-on-one road was blocked again, so he also encountered difficulties for a while.

After contemplating for several days, suddenly one day a flash of inspiration made him think of a brilliant idea.There is a saying that practice is the best teacher. After thinking about it for a while, he found it to be very reasonable, so he immediately made a decision and decided to invite the best teacher to his home.

Jing Liangqiu is indeed busy recently, and has no energy to pay attention to his messy thoughts. The little niece is the best rebellious fool on the wall, and she has a child's heart. Xie Lan casually fired a few sugar-coated shells, and she couldn't control them. Surrendered.

When Jing Liangqiu finished his work, he went home and saw that Xie Lan was almost overwhelmed.

Xie Lan bought two large boxes of top-quality sturgeon caviar, each containing eight large round boxes, and he and his little niece took a big spoonful of it with bibimbap and bread slices every day.Xie Lan actually doesn't like to eat caviar, and thinks it looks disgusting, but he still swallows it bravely in order to be in line with those elegant old money.In addition to caviar, he also bought more than 30 cans of civet coffee. What is civet coffee?In fact, it is the famous cat poop coffee.A cat that loves to eat coffee beans first eats the coffee beans, and after a long period of digestion, collects the coffee beans in the cat's excrement to make coffee.It is said that the coffee beans processed in such a good way will greatly reduce the sourness and bitterness, and the taste is quite wonderful.

Although Xie Lan is a non-mainstream rich man who loves rubbing walnuts, fishing, drinking tea, eating dirty string sweets and various snacks, he has no interest in coffee.However, for his glorious and great pretentious dream, he spent a lot of money to bring home the best coffee in the world.

But this kind of coffee was not treated well by him. After taking a sip of the dark liquid, he and his little niece turned their heads to look at each other in unison, and then tacitly added many, many spoonfuls of sugar into the cup .

After that, Xie Lan persevered in trying all kinds of expensive food, some of which he thought were delicious, and some of which he felt were not worthy of the name. Of course, no matter whether it was delicious or not, it only added fat to his body. His compulsion has not improved one iota.Those that fly in the sky swim in the water, those that run on the ground grow in the soil, no matter how expensive or difficult to find, he will spend a lot of money to buy and taste them all. Even eating gold leaf can be used.

After swallowing gold, he was fooled by a high-end food salesman again, and almost dazedly extended his evil claws to poached wild animals. Fortunately, before he went astray, Jing Liangqiu Got home and stopped him just in time.

Jing Liangqiu sat on the sofa with a sullen face, looking at the latest bills, while Xie Lan and his little niece hung their heads, obediently standing in the corner without saying a word.

After reading the bill, Jing Liangqiu said with a headache, "What did you eat?"

Xie Lan lowered his head and said nothing, the little niece betrayed Xie Lan without any integrity, "I ate a lot, caviar, truffle cake, cat feces, and gold."

The little girl's speech was a little vague. The word "gold" was pronounced with a back nasal rhyme by her, and because these two words were followed by cat feces, Jing Liangqiu mistakenly thought that they had eaten something strange, he frowned and said : "Cat poop? Sperm?"

Xie Lan gave up on himself and said, "Not only that, but also fertilized eggs and egg cells."

Jing Liangqiu raised his eyebrows.

Xie Lan found an egg out of nowhere and threw it at him, "Here you are."

Jing Liangqiu continued to raise his eyebrows.

Xie Lan picked up a box of caviar and handed it over, "Here, try it?"

Jing Liangqiu stroked his forehead and said to the little girl, "Go back to your room first."

The little girl left obediently.

Jing Liangqiu looked at Xie Lan and asked again, "Cat poop?"

Xie Lan threw the coffee to him.

Jing Liangqiu continued to ask, "What else?"

Xie Lan suddenly smiled, and said in a yellow accent, "That's something you have to ask yourself."

Jing Liangqiu seemed to have remembered something, his eyes darkened, and then he said seriously, "Speak well."

Xie Lan saw that seduction was useless, so he had to honestly say, "Edible gold leaf."

Jing Liangqiu knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, so he didn't ask again.He waved to Xie Lan, "Come here."

Xie Lan walked over obediently, Jing Liangqiu pulled him into his arms and asked, "Have you had enough trouble?"

Xie Lan: "Enough."

Jing Liangqiu said sternly again: "The person who said today that he will sell you poached animals, you are not allowed to have any contact with him in the future!"

Xie Lan didn't really want to buy it at first, but was just stunned by the man's talk for a while, so he nodded, "Okay."

Jing Liangqiu inserted his fingers between Xie Lan's fingers, shook hands with him, and said softly, "You are fine now, you don't need to make any changes."

Xie Lan leaned in his arms with peace of mind, hummed, and a smile escaped from the corner of his mouth, thinking in his heart, fuck the elegant style!