The Complete Guide to the Marriage of the Father of the Beautiful Boy DreamWorks

The system is very dissatisfied with Seaver's slander.

[If you have doubts about the professional quality of the system intelligence and the way of passing the personality test, you can record the registration number of the system, and after verification, someone will give you an answer. 】

It's like the mobile company telling you: someone will answer you about your phone bill usage, without further details.

What's more, in a foreign land, it is difficult for Xi Weier to connect to the Internet even if he wants to complain.

Xi Weier was about to continue to refute the system, when Aize in front of him suddenly said: "Father, you are in a daze again."

Ai Ze slowly approached Xi Weier, but Xi Weier felt the coldness rising from the soles of his feet, and slowly backed away: "Son, I was just in a daze. You also want to get to the bottom of this?"

"It's not just as simple as being in a daze. Sometimes you talk to yourself, sometimes you are angry, and sometimes you laugh." Aize tilted his head and continued to approach Xi Weier: "It seems that there is such a person beside you talking to you."

"..." It turns out that sometimes I accidentally say it out loud!Why didn't the system prompt me! !

A system does not speak.

Xi Weier couldn't care less about the system's silence anymore, he now had to deal with a series of problems from his son.

"At first, I thought that there were thieves sneaking around you or mages who learned concealment magic, and father, your senses are very keen, so you can detect each other... But then I found out, father, your eyes are usually out of focus, not staring at you. Looking at it from a certain point, it seems like..." Aizen paused: "You know that the other party doesn't exist."

Xi Weier couldn't retreat, he leaned his back against the wall, and swallowed: Fuck, are children so scary nowadays? Their observation skills and IQ are so strong! !

But there are still things that must be clarified.

Xi Weier said solemnly and seriously: "Son, believe me, I'm not crazy."

"..."

"Really! Although I can't stop talking to myself, and my mood and expression may be more ups and downs - but I'm really not crazy!" After Xi Weier said this, he was a little uncertain - maybe the system What's more, what he imagined didn't exist at all?That's why this broken system is useless and has no wisdom to attack him!

Ai Ze said calmly: "Father, you don't need to elaborate on this point, I know you have no problems in this regard."

Silver sighed in relief.

Aize continued: "That's why I want to know the reasons for your actions."

... Whoops how can I explain this.

Could it be that there is a system in my head that is specially used to make complaints about and raise bear children—— Needless to say, I will definitely be regarded as a lunatic this time.

[You can directly inform the other party about this situation. The system is an obligation system for every Chinese citizen, and there is no need to hide it. ] The system finally spoke—it was a bad idea to speak.

'Haven't you fucking noticed that this place is different from my Datianchao world line! '

[No, this is just a remote cosmic galaxy, not a different world line as you said. 】

'I fucked up!How dare you talk! ! '

[The system does not think that there is an error in its cognition. This place must be a remote cosmic galaxy. Because it is too remote, no one has explored and developed it, so the system cannot connect to the network. 】

'...Then can you tell me how you traveled from heaven to my mind? It was only now that Syver realized that he had been with the system for two years, but he still forgot to ask this question.

[The system received the loading signal in the area C of the main brain. Although there was a certain space error when passing through the wormhole through the network, when it is confirmed that your brain wave matches the Chinese number: 2731ZG4530909e and meets the relevant conditions, the system will carry out the obligation load. 】

In general, Xi Weier was accidentally injured.

'...' In the end, I still don't know how to explain it to Aize! !

Seeing his father in a daze again, Ai Ze couldn't help feeling a little irritable.

He discovered more than once that when Xi Weier was talking to him, he would suddenly become dazed, and sometimes he even talked to himself—in short, he focused his attention on something other than Aize.

Aize doesn't like this situation.

Whenever encountering, there will always be various reasons to make Xi Weier turn his attention back.

But this time, Ai Ze felt that after understanding the cause of his father's daze, he could fundamentally eliminate it, and naturally it would never happen again.

"Father, can you tell me who you are talking to?"

"...You can just pretend that I am talking to myself..." Xi Weier almost begged for mercy: "Son, it's not that I don't say it, but I really can't tell..."

Ai Ze was stunned, and lowered his head showing a hurt expression: "...Sorry, Father, I'm just a little worried about you... If you don't want to tell me, I won't ask again."

Xi Weier felt distressed.

My son cares about me, but I, for some inexplicable reasons, shut out my son's concerns and worries...

Xi Weier gritted his teeth and said bluntly: "It's hard for me to say what it is, roughly speaking, it's just...a soul?"

Xi Weier patted his thigh: "That's right, it's a soul!"

Ai Ze was stunned for a moment, then thoughtfully said: "Soul..."

He originally thought that the answer he got would be that Xi Weier carried a magic item that could communicate instantly.

In fact, this kind of instant messaging magic is quite huge. It requires three magicians and a huge magic circle to use it successfully. It is far from being portable, but... it is always more reliable than the answer of the soul.

But Aize didn't think that Xi Weier would lie to him.

The biggest advantage of Xi Weier is that he will not lie.

He will hide it, and may not tell it when asked, but he will not use lies to cover it up.

Xi Weier tried to explain more clearly: "I can't see it, I can't touch it, it has been following me, chatting next to my ear, other... nothing else."

No use, no harm.

【The system objected to your conclusion. You did not use the system functions properly. It is not a functional problem of the system itself, but your IQ is not enough to let you understand the advantages of the system and how to use the system conveniently. 】

... Don't you despise my IQ to die? !Please shut up!

After listening to Xi Weier's explanation, Ai Ze did not agree: "The soul is a legend of the human race, so far there is no way to prove its existence, and it is mentioned in the historical records of the human race that the soul has not dissipated, most of it is a wish. So why do souls with unfulfilled wishes haunt you?"

"..." Because of you QAQ

Seeing Xi Weier's frowning face, Ai Ze asked again: "So, when will this soul leave you?"

Xi Weier hesitated for a while, then suddenly asked: "Do you believe it? Wait, what kind of soul, what is invisible and intangible, do you really believe it?"

Ai Ze said instead: "Could it be that father is lying to me?"

"No! Really! I mean it!"

"Then I trust my father."

Silver was on the verge of tears.

Although he was very happy that his son trusted him so much...but it was quite bad to believe such a weird thing so easily!Entering the society in the future will definitely have to suffer a lot!

Instead, Xi Weier began to have a headache because of his son's innocence.

"Ai Ze," Xi Weier patted Ai Ze's shoulder: "It's good to learn to believe in things, but...that, it's not good to trust others at will..."

"Father is not someone else." Aize smiled: "Father is the only person I believe in wholeheartedly. As I said, no matter what my father says, I will believe in him."

Xi Weier was stunned, rubbed Aize's hair, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"Father, may I ask, what should you do to make that soul willing to leave you?" Ai Ze frowned and said, "I heard that soul has the ability to influence people's hearts."

"Ha... that guy is not so powerful, as for when he will leave..." Xi Weier calculated: "There are still four years."

The system said that it will be automatically uninstalled when the child is 16 years old.

Xi Weier was stunned, and suddenly asked: "System, what will happen after you uninstall it?" '

[After the system is uninstalled, it will naturally not exist in your brain. 】

'Not what will happen to me, but what will happen to you. '

[The system will be backed up to the main brain C area through the network. 】

'Backup? It was a rare time for Xi Weier to grasp the key words: "Isn't it your body?" '

[The system is just data, there is no such thing as a body. After being backed up to the main brain, it will be automatically uninstalled and cease to exist. 】

Xi Weier touched his chin: "Back up to the back of the main brain..."

Xi Weier thought that Ai Ze would not be able to hear the mastermind's complaints since he was an adult... But now it seems that he can't get rid of it in this life. After all... the system can't connect to the so-called mastermind at all, let alone back it up to the mastermind. .

But Xi Weier felt that there was still one thing to be reminded first: "system, backup and non-existence, don't mention it in the future, it sounds really uncomfortable." '

【…】

Xi Weier was about to say a few more words when he heard Aize's voice.

"...Father, you are in a daze again."

Xi Weier came back to his senses, just in time to see Aize's slightly helpless expression.

"Did that Mister Soul say something again?"

"I said something that made people uncomfortable."

It was rare for Aize not to ask, but he paid more attention to the "soul" that Xi Weier had mentioned.

"Father, I'm going to the library and I'll be back to have dinner with you tonight."

"Huh? Didn't you say that you are a little tired, go back to your room and have a rest?"

"Ms. Alice assigned me some homework. I just remembered that there might be some books I need in the library."

"Alice again? Every time she assigns you a lot of homework...Forget it, be careful on the road, remember to check the time, don't forget to read."

"Yes, father." Aize suddenly grabbed Xi Weier's shoulder and pulled it down. After Xi Weier's surprised eyes kissed Xi Weier's cheek, he smiled and said, "I'm going first."

After finishing speaking, he turned and went downstairs, and Liu Xiweier stared blankly at Ai Ze's back, and spit out a sentence for a long time: "Ai Ze...he will not be made into a kissing maniac by me, right?"