The Complete Guide to the Marriage of the Father of the Beautiful Boy DreamWorks

Xi Weier swallowed his saliva, trying to dismiss his son's sudden thoughts: "Ai Ze, look, you are half-adult in such a public place, and doing too intimate actions will easily attract other people's attention. The two of us With such a special identity, if you are recognized... Cough, the influence will be bad, what do you think?"

"I think it's very good." Ai Ze vetoed it in one sentence: "Does a son have to choose a place to kiss his father? Besides, the park is originally a place for family members or couples to deepen their relationship."

If it wasn't for worrying about his son's mood, Xi Weier would have turned his face away and left.

What's the matter! ! !

It's all that bastard Lelis!If it weren't for him suddenly being strong, strong... what, why are there so many things!

Xi Weier tried his best not to look too guilty: "How about this... Ai Ze, let's discuss it, can I kiss you? I will take the initiative to kiss you! Isn't it okay!" Xi Weier thinks, although they are all kisses, But active and passive have completely different meanings!Let Ai Ze take the initiative, he feels awkward all over, but if he takes the initiative, Xi Weier thinks, it's still no problem... It's better to say that it's no problem at all if you do it a few more times!

Ai Ze was unwavering: "Father always kisses my forehead."

"..." Xi Weier had a bad feeling.

"If my father will kiss my lips, I will go back."

"..." Xi Weier felt that this was not a step backward, but an inch forward.He rubbed his head. For the first time, he felt that he was not raising a good child, but a bad child: "Ai Ze, kissing is a couple's thing, we two can't do it, wait for you to grow up, and turn around to your dad I'll find a pretty girl for you, that's the only way to kiss, it's soft and sweet, unlike an old man like me, kisses smell like alcohol and tobacco, it's not good for you to spit it out later, not only You are disgusting, and you still beat me, an old man..."

Ai Ze stepped onto the stone chair next to him, straightened up and was just a little taller than Xi Weier: "I hope to be this tall in the future."

The topic jumped too fast, Xi Weier couldn't keep up for a while, and looked at Ai Ze suspiciously: "Huh?"

"Because as long as you lower your head, you can kiss father." Ai Ze squinted his beautiful golden eyes, and suddenly bowed slightly.

Before Xavier could react, Ai Ze's beautiful face was already close at hand. The golden eyes were staring at Xavier without blinking at the moment, and his eyelashes trembled slightly, laying a layer on his cheeks against the light. shadow.

Xi Weier posted a nympho very inappropriately: Emma, ​​my son is simply a little angel!Look at this pretty little face!Look at that calm little expression, look at—wait a minute, it's so close!

And... what's that touching his lips now! !

Soft, warm - how could it be! ! !

Xi Weier took three full seconds to react, took a step back in embarrassment, stared at Ai Ze, and his heart was full of "the brats are too scary now." '

Instead of looking for a little girl, what kind of hobby is looking for your own father as a kissing partner! ! !

Ai Ze straightened up and licked his lips: "...There is no smell of cigarettes, but father, you seem to be drinking again."

"No, just secretly when I wake up in the morning..." Xi Weier habitually defended himself before he quickly said seriously: "No, that's not the point! The point is to say it before you kiss me next time!!"

... No, this is not the point! ! !

Xi Weier suddenly had a sincere sense of despair about his IQ.

Ai Ze replied very straightforwardly: "I know about my father, I will definitely let you know next time."

"There will be no next time," Xi Weier said depressingly, "When you kiss a family member, you have to kiss on the cheek and forehead! There is no such thing as kissing on the lips!"

Ai Ze was unmoved: "My father often kisses my mother like this."

"It's not just a family! It's a husband and wife!! Are we two? Are you?!" Xi Weier said angrily, "If I say no, I won't do it!"

"Father, you are unexpectedly stubborn."

"...It's because you guys are so open!" Xi Weier wondered, why is the acceptance of the other world so great, it's okay to accept homosexual love, and it's a bit scary to accept even interracial love!Especially the goblin race is so different from the human form, it's almost impossible to see the human form, okay!

The system suddenly popped up at this time: [The system thinks that you don't have to always stick to your race, you need to know that love that breaks through many obstacles is true love. 】

'Love only happens between humanoids!I won't fucking admit that falling in love with a green creature that stinks is love!That's a fetish! '

The more Xi Weier thought about it, the more he despaired of this world. He turned his head and told Aize solemnly: "You must never find a goblin girlfriend in the future! Even if you find a man, you are not allowed to find a goblin! Remember! You must not!!!"

Although Ai Ze didn't understand where his father's instructions came from, he still nodded: "I see, father."

Xi Weier was very relieved, he felt that even if his son was disobedient occasionally, he was still right in the general direction of growth!

Xi Weier patted Aize: "Let's go son, go home."

Ai Ze let out a "hmm" and walked home side by side with Xi Weier.

On the way, Xi Weier suddenly clicked twice: "But son, you are such a baby, you can't even kiss."

Ai Ze paused, narrowing his beautiful golden eyes: "...Father, is my way of kissing wrong? But you seem to have experience in this area...can you tell me about it?"

"Hey, you're asking the right person!" Xi Weier said complacently, "Your father and I have experienced many battles, hehe! Women who have kissed your father and me can line up for three streets!"

Ai Ze said calmly: "Father is amazing, but I haven't seen you have any relationship with strange women in the past two years."

Xi Weier was just bragging at first, but he didn't want his son to see his flaws at a glance, so he could only pretend to be calm, trying to cover up his guilty conscience: "That, that's because, since I have you, I have wanted to cultivate my body and mind to be your pawn." A good role model, naturally cut off relations with those women..."

[The system thinks that lying itself is not a good example. 】

' Please shut up. '

Ai Ze responded, and did not continue to ask as Xi Weier wished: "Father, it is very kind of you to do this for me."

Seeing that his son really believed it, Xi Weier somewhat felt guilty for cheating the other party: "Actually...it's nothing..."

Ai Ze glanced at Xi Weier's uncomfortable expression, and smiled in his beautiful golden eyes: "Father, you are so humble."

Xi Weier couldn't bear the test of conscience, so he changed the subject stiffly: "Ai Ze, let me tell you, kissing is not just about lips touching lips, yours is kissing at best, real kissing is more intense thing!"

"is it?"

Seeing his son's puzzled expression, Xi Weier immediately got excited: "It's rare that there are things that Aize doesn't know, and it is necessary to remind Aize at this moment. This is what a father should do!"

Xi Weier summed up his few pitiful kissing experiences, and then gave Ai Ze a not-so-vivid but still quite specific physiology lesson.

Aize thought deeply after listening to Xi Weier's words, and finally nodded: "I understand, father, I will try the technique you gave me next time."

"..."

The system put a line of words in front of Xi Weier's eyes【You are really a little expert at killing. 】

It was rare for Xi Weier not to refute - he was shivering for no reason.

The two returned home and had lunch face to face. When Xi Weier said good afternoon and was about to go upstairs, Ai Ze suddenly made a sound.

"Father, what kind of wine did you drink this morning?"

Although Xi Weier didn't know the meaning of his son's question, but after thinking about it, he answered Aize's words: "The rum I drank in the morning... er, just a little! I know drinking in the morning is not good! But I'm too sleepy, I just want to drink some drinks to refresh myself...Ahahaha...I promise I won't drink next time! Really! I..."

"No," Ezer recalled the taste of the kiss: "It's not rum."

"Huh?" Xi Weier scratched the back of his head: "...I just drank rum today."

"No, although father's lips smell of rum, but it's sweeter than rum." Aize frowned. "It's not just rum, what did father eat in the morning?"

Xi Weier coughed twice, not daring to look directly at Ai Ze: Oh, why the fuck do you have to mention kissing... Isn't it just the sweetness? Do you want to be so curious to get to the bottom of it? orz

Ai Ze didn't have such worries. Whether it was intentional or unintentional, he ignored Xi Weier's embarrassment and insisted on asking: "Father, what did you have for breakfast?"

"... Early... Breakfast is bread and milk... nothing else... Didn't you eat breakfast with me!" Xi Weier felt his face burning.

He has been trying not to think about the crap about kissing his son, and thanks to Xi Weier's inability to do two things with one mind, as long as he diverts his attention, he will naturally be unable to remember it.But when Aize brought it up, Xi Weier felt uncontrollably uncomfortable, and even the trivial matter of looking at his son's face became difficult to do.

"It's not the sweetness of milk." Ai Ze licked his lips: "It seems to be the smell of father himself."

Hearing that, Xi Weier almost wanted to die.

What is this feeling like being molested by my son... It's too shameful!

In desperation, Xi Weier could only ask the system for help: "System!I beg you!Quickly delete the memory of me kissing with Aize!terrible! '

[I am a system that was born for the pure purpose of helping human beings, and cannot cause any substantial harm to human bodies. If you have this need, you might as well jump headfirst from a tall building. This behavior may cause permanent damage. Sexual amnesia, of course, is more likely to cause death or hemiplegia. ] The system paused: [I suggest you not to try this kind of behavior lightly. 】

'...you fucking were born to help humanity? ! Xi Weier deeply felt that the system was full of anti-human and anti-social tendencies, and had absolutely nothing to do with the words 'helping humans'.