Mensao is teasing me

Chai Ziran was going to stay in Wuling Mountain for a few days, so he brought a change of clothes. He found a clear stream, washed and scrubbed for a while, then turned his head to look at Mo Jiu who was staring at him without blinking. Jun, coughed heavily.

The corner of Mo Jiujun's mouth curled up into a half-smile, and he said, "I made you vomit all over, if you don't get your money back, I'm at a disadvantage."

Chai Ziran sat in the water and stared at him: "You are still wearing my clothes! Isn't this just compensation? Otherwise, what do you want?"

Mo Jiujun helped his hair crooked by the wind: "Flesh compensation."

Chai Ziran: "..."

The two played around for a while, Mo Jiujun hugged Chai Ziran on the stupid donkey, and the stupid donkey pouted restlessly.Chai Ziran cleared his throat, coughed and said, "Mo Jiujun, that... I have something to discuss with you!"

"What's the matter?" Mo Jiujun rode on his big black horse, kept the same speed as the stupid donkey, and slowly followed Chai Ziran.

Because Chai Ziran has always been very principled in his life, since he agreed to the stupid donkey, he can't slip up.After hesitating for a while, he said tactfully: "This time you are a blessing in disguise. No one would spit out the poison because of overthinking. In the whole world, I am afraid that you, Mo Jiujun, are the only one." After a pause, he grinned With a mouthful of gleaming white teeth, he said, "So, don't you think it's time to celebrate?"

Mo Jiujun agreed: "It is indeed time to celebrate. Since I took the risk because of you and thought about you, why don't you celebrate for me?" Seeing Chai Ziran grinding his teeth, Mo Jiujun changed his words: It's not good for you to pay with your flesh, why not let me pay with your flesh!" He smiled ambiguously: "I will definitely satisfy you!"

Chai Ziran raised his head and rolled his eyes: "Can't you think of other ways to celebrate? For example, let my stupid donkey meat pay you a big black horse."

"Pfft." Sui Feng, who was behind the two, smiled and said, "A stupid donkey and a horse are a perfect match!"

Chai Ziran gave him a cold look: "Don't think that I don't know that you are mocking me."

Suifeng: "..."

Since Zuo Xiuxiu damaged Zhang Qianlong, everything went wrong.And because Mo Jiujun and Jin Hongmen teamed up and were seriously injured after the battle in Wuling Mountain, he was very irritable.He originally wanted to go back and go back to Wuling Mountain to rebuild his lair, but Chai Ziran messed up the situation again.Now he has no choice but to rush to the capital day and night without stopping, and rest for a few days in an inn in the old stronghold of the capital.

There are still some old and weak women and children in Wuling Mountain, Zuo Xiuxiu can't take care of himself, of course he doesn't pay attention to those insignificant people.But they were relatives of some of his subordinates. When they learned of Zuo Xiuxiu's actions, some felt chilled and rebelled.Zuo Xiuxiu tried to scare the chickens and monkeys, and told them with absolute violence that failure to restore the former dynasty was death, and resistance to Zuo Xiuxiu would only lead to death.Under the absolute coercion, the people under him stopped a lot.

In the dark room, it was clearly daytime but it was as gloomy as night.Zuo Xiuxiu got used to the darkness, he opened his eyes and looked around, his facial features were extremely sharp.Suddenly he heard noisy and dull footsteps outside the door. Judging from the footsteps, it should be two young men.

A man suddenly said: "Brother Li, do you know that at the Mid-Autumn Festival not long ago, Mrs. Lan of the Prime Minister's Mansion was conferred by the empress because she was virtuous and gentle, and made great contributions to assisting the Prime Minister in governing the country; The young lady is pregnant, what a double happiness."

That brother Li smiled and said: "According to me, the young lady of the prime minister is really lucky, but she is just a concubine in the Hou's mansion. She can't be on the stage and won't be liked by her parents-in-law, husband, and sister-in-law. The days in the prime minister's mansion shouldn't be bad." Fortunately, who would have thought that what I saw on the street yesterday was a different scene. The rumors are misleading and unbelievable!"

Another person cooperated and asked him: "What did you see?"

"I saw the prime minister's young wife and my husband went out to buy things. Mr. Fuchu obeyed his wife's words. The sister-in-law next to him was afraid that his sister-in-law would be tired, so she rushed to carry things for her. After a while, the prime minister and his wife appeared together to reprimand Fu." Mr. Chu, there are so many servants in the family, and he actually asked his pregnant wife to go out to blow the cold wind. Mr. Fu Chu greeted his wife warmly, and the family of five happily returned to the prime minister's residence." He paused, and then said: "Do you think the prime minister's young wife burned high incense in her previous life to marry into such a good family? Rumors also say how miserable her life is. I think those people are jealous!"

"Haha! Rumors are one thing! The truth is another thing, and you don't know. It's like the dragon of the previous dynasty, the immortal immortal national teacher, isn't there a lot of trouble? Our Hongmen general As soon as you fight with Mr. Jiujun, it's not just a pot." The man thought incredulously: "Gu Youyou who used to be famous in the capital, do you know that Gu Youyou? The No. 1 prostitute in the capital, with a hot body, She looks attractive, but she turned out to be Gu Sui's own daughter, and also Zhang Qianlong's daughter-in-law. Not long ago, she voluntarily surrendered to Jing Zhaoyin, saying that she would share weal and woe with her husband. She is quite beautiful, Life is not good."

"Sometimes in fate, there must be something in fate, and there is always time in fate. Don't force it! If her father and her husband hadn't done something wrong, she wouldn't be in this situation. What should be yours is yours after all, and it's useless if you don't force it Now that the Cathay Pacific murder case, the people live in peace and contentment, the rebels are doomed to end badly!" The two talking loudly walked away.

The pitch-black hut, the coffin and the door were all sealed with dark cloth strips.Zuo Xiuxiu's big hand holding the teacup suddenly loosened, and the teacup fell to the ground. The white porcelain cup slammed loudly, and the hot tea mixed with debris splashed all over the floor.He clenched his fingers and smiled coldly.His pale face seemed a little weak: "It's so disgusting!" After he squeezed out these four big words from between his teeth, he seemed to be asleep and didn't move.

After a long while, Zuo Xiuxiu's dark eyes shot out a few lights, which was especially scary in this small room.Those running dogs of the dog emperor!Mo Jiujun!Jin Hongmen!Lan Cheng Xu!They are extremely hateful, but one is better than the other.And he, Zuo Xiuxiu, the personal disciple of Master Huang Huang, a fairy who has lived for more than 200 years, hides in the dark room of the inn like a bereaved dog.

Zuo Xiuxiu's wooden table suddenly turned into powder, which splashed onto his clothes. He breathed in the air, and the powder was inhaled into his nose and mouth, his eyes were bloodshot.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!" He couldn't restrain his grief, and let out a loud and strange laugh.

The sky outside the house changed from bright to dark, alternating day and night.Zuo Xiuxiu just sat in a dark room for a whole day, his eyes were cold and motionless, like a corpse.Suddenly a sharp voice came from his throat, the corner of his mouth was split open, the old skin of his face wrinkled together, like an old bark.He laughed and said, "How dare you bastards..." His chest rose and fell, and he cursed in vain: "Death! Lan Chengxu!"

In the eyes of the grass bandits, Zuo Xiuxiu is an omnipotent god, and also a big man whom everyone fawns over. Everyone is waiting for him to fancy him and pass on his immortality.But after waiting for decades, Zhou Xiuxiu didn't have this idea.In the past few months, because of the relationship between General Hongmen and Mo Jiujun, Lord Shenxian has been disgraced, and shut himself in a small black room, motionless, and laughing horribly.

No one wants to die, so no one wants to exchange tea or give him food.

Lord Immortal didn't let them see him off, and he didn't even leave the house for a whole day. It seemed that not only would he not die, but he wouldn't even have to eat.

Rong Ling took refuge in Cao Bandit's Nest and has been secretly running dozens of shops of Cao Bandits in the capital.Zuo Xiuxiu was willing to hand over such a large property to him, and he was very grateful to Zuo Xiuxiu.It was getting darker and darker, but Zuo Xiuxiu still had no plans to go out.He blew the cold wind outside the door, thought about it, and brought a pot of hot tea into the house.

After knocking on the door a few times, there was a deathly silence in the small black room. If Rong Ling hadn't been sure that Zuo Xiuxiu had never left the room, he must have thought he had gone out.He hesitated for a cup of tea, then gently opened the door and entered the room.The door was unlocked, and the dark surroundings could only rely on the faint light from the lamp behind him, and he saw that Zuo Xiuxiu was close at hand.

Zuo Xiu was leaning against the window lattice, sitting on the grand master's chair, looking up at the dark place to cool off.Gray hair fell down his shoulders like straw, blocking his expression at the moment.When Rong Ling approached the room, Zhou Xiuxiu's eyeballs moved, and he murmured, "Why do you say?"

Rong Ling's eyes darkened, he guessed what he was going to say, but he couldn't be sure, so he could only keep silent.The silence at this moment made Zhou Xiuxiu's aura all over his body cold. He looked sideways at Rong Ling, opened his mouth and screamed a few times: "I said how should I kill Lan Chengxu!"

These words seemed to be a question, but Rong Ling felt that his words were beyond doubt.His hands were shaking, and the teapot in his hand fell to the ground with a loud bang.The scalding water splashed down to Zuo Xiujian's feet. He no longer looked at Rong Ling, and proudly raised his head, with a half-smile: "Tell me, how would he die? If Mo Jiujun hadn't been in Suyu, Hongmen father and son were seriously injured , and hid. Tsk tsk tsk, I will never seek revenge on a useless scholar. Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie."

Zuo Xiuxiu stood up, with his hands behind his back, without the slumped attitude just now, he leaned against the window lattice, with a light pinch of his hands, two marks of five claws appeared on the wooden window lattice in front of him.His face twitched, and he suddenly laughed louder: "This is just a small beginning, and then it's time to go to Jinhongmen, Mo Jiujun... and then the Dog Emperor...hahahahahaha."

The five-clawed palm slipped the sawdust from his nails, followed the cold wind blowing in from the door, and circled in the small closed space.Zuo Xiuxiu's wildly dancing gray hair was blown up by the wind, walking like a ghost, and seemed to be hovering on the verge of collapse.

Rong Ling lowered his head, his face was pale, and his heart was cold.He is a scholar who has no time to care about the orders of ministers and prime ministers.In his heart, everything was filled with his Yan Ran, that beautiful and kind woman.

Rong Ling saluted respectfully to the left, then exited his wing room, and after calling the attendant to come in to pack up his things, Rong Ling didn't go to the kitchen to get new tea immediately, but went to Lou Yuze's place.He raised his eyebrows, looked at him and Dong Qingyou coldly, and raised the white powder wrapped in a piece of yellow paper in his hand: "Let's go! I'll wait for the end of the world, and the glory of the past will never come back again." .”

The former dynasty is the former dynasty because it has passed.

The corner of Rong Ling's mouth curled into a mocking smile, it would be great if he could understand earlier.Or in this way, he will not lose the most precious thing in this life.

Lou Yuze knew what he was going to do, looked at his resolute figure, and wanted to chase after him.Dong Qingyou pulled him from behind and said, "No! Rong Ling has made up his mind, even if you persuade him, he can't change his decision." She hugged Lou Yuze's waist tightly, and she was about to cry: "Yu Ze, let's run away!"

Lou Yuze was silent for a moment, and took Dong Qingyou to pack up the soft things, and came to the small back door of the inn.Looking at Dong Qingyou's injured face, he felt guilty: "Three years ago, I wanted to help him, but let him fall into the abyss. This time, I will never let him die alone again."

"Lou Yuze." Dong Qingyou looked at him incredulously, with tears streaming down her face: "I abandoned my family for you, traveled thousands of miles to find you, and fell into the nest of grass bandits; Dust, my innocence was almost tarnished by grass bandits; I hid around like a rat ant every day for you, and even ruined my appearance. You can't let Rong Ling die alone, so do you have the heart to let me live alone in this world? ?”

Lou Yuze gently stroked the scar on her pretty face: "Qingyou, you still have your grandfather, your elder brother, and your clansmen. And Rong Ling, I have always been alone." Thin softly pushed her into her arms, pushed her out of the door cruelly, and locked the back door.He closed his eyes and felt a slight pain in his heart, but he didn't have time to go to his mother-in-law anymore.

It's a pity that Lou Yuze came a step late.

In the empty room, only Rong Ling was lying alone on the ground, with a line of black blood hanging from the corner of his grinning mouth, and faint blue smoke came out of his mouth and nose, melting his still warm corpse in a short while It was so clean that not even a scrap of clothes was left.

Lou Yuze's eyes were slightly wet, he opened his mouth but couldn't say anything, feeling a dull pain in his heart.At this moment, he only wished that Rong Ling would go well, that he would have a better appearance in the next life, and that he would no longer be despised by others because of his sloppy appearance.

You can also grow old with your loved one.

The old monster Zuo Xiuxiu was wiped out of his lair in Wuling Mountain, and he dared to return to the capital with all his might.If he had come to the capital to hide, he wouldn't have said it, but he dared to come out and commit crimes. In just one day, he killed three people one after another, which was so brutal and ruthless.Fortunately, General Jin Ming, who was patrolling the capital, discovered it in time and led the Hongmen army to encircle and suppress the inn.

But even though the old monster was seriously injured, he still broke through the heavy siege with his own strength, and sneaked into the most popular Misty Rain Restaurant in Kyoto.

Jin Ming dispatched all the Hongmen troops to surround the Yanyu Food Inn heavily, and then ordered the people to rush into the palace to report to the Ming Holy Majesty, waiting for the Holy Majesty to make a decision.In the resplendent palace, the sage sitting on the dragon chair raised his head from a pile of memorials. When he heard the news that Zuo Xiuxiu was besieged in the Misty Rain Restaurant, his whole body was shaken, his hands and feet couldn't help trembling, and his eyes burst into flames. With a look of hatred, he shouted: "Kill!" The memorial piled up in front of him seemed to feel his dragon power, and trembled with him.

As soon as dawn broke, the chief of the imperial guards, the Minister of the Ministry of War, the Shaoqing of Dali City, etc., all officials who could have a few soldiers on hand, were sent to assist Jin Ming in capturing the former rebel Zuo Xiu.

When a group of black soldiers, guards, commanders, and yamen servants were dispatched outside the Yanyu Restaurant, the mighty crowd formed a thick wall of flesh, surrounding the Yanyu Restaurant.Jin Ming gave an order, and the mighty crowd drove straight into the Misty Rain Restaurant.Although the Misty Rain Restaurant occupies a vast area, hundreds of thousands of troops are enough to fill the huge Misty Rain Restaurant, but Zuo Xiuxiu seems to have disappeared, not even a shadow can be found.

The watchman has just struck the gong for the fourth watch.The people in the palace were no longer sleepy. The Holy Majesty sat on the golden dragon chair with a very rich expression on his face, sometimes laughing, sometimes furious, sometimes crying, and sometimes complaining.

The palace servants who served beside the sage had seen the world, but they had never seen such a sage.Just when they thought the Holy One was crazy, the Holy One suddenly showed ferocious eyes, and said angrily: "Zuo Xiuxiu, if it wasn't for you..." Then he burst into tears: "How could he leave me?"

The palace servants who served the Holy Majesty bowed their heads in silence, lowering their sense of existence.They have been in the palace for many years, and whenever their master loses control of his emotions, that is when they die the sooner.

Jin Ming sent guards to report: "Zuo Xiu went to Yanyu Restaurant and disappeared."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." The Holy One stood up abruptly, and suddenly laughed wildly: "Today is Zuo Xiuxiu's day of your death." He clenched his callused hands tightly, and the veins and naked eyes were about to come out from the back of his hands like old bark. When it split open, his eyes burst into a few cold lights, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Burn, burn everything! Burn him to death! Zuo Xiuxiu, you don't want to use the same scene twice, so what if you built the Misty Rain Food Inn?" ? So what if it’s full of five elements and gossip? Since you’ve entered, you’ll never want to come out a second time in your life.”

Although the Holy Majesty is usually indifferent, he has never been so irritable and irritable.The guards got the orders from the Holy Majesty, and they were also trembling with fright, and they were relieved only after they ran out of the resplendent palace.Unexpectedly, they saw the graceful and luxurious empress walking towards them, knelt down and kowtowed in fright, breaking out in a cold sweat: "I pay my respects to the empress."

The Empress asked him to stand up, "Why are you so flustered tonight?"

The guards didn't dare to hide anything, so they reported in detail.

The queen's face was as gentle as a spring breeze, and she said with a smile: "You should do it according to the emperor's will!"

The guard's mind reappeared in Shengshang's irritable and cannibalistic appearance, trembling with fright, he went down tremblingly.The autumn wind was very cool, but the empress felt that the wind was chilling to the marrow. She looked at the magnificent palace with desolate eyes, and just raised her steps to move forward, but slowly retreated a few steps.The vermilion lips parted, and murmured: "Why don't you ask me, I don't know what to do, he must have been waiting for this day for a long time!"

Back then, the founding general and his wife died tragically at the hands of Zuo Xiuxiu, not even a single body was left behind. The holy majesty offered a huge reward to the gangsters who wanted to avenge the founding generals and his wife, but the gangsters were treacherous and disappeared without a trace after they ran into the Misty Rain Restaurant.This matter was the Holy One's heart disease, he was thinking day and night to avenge the founding general.It's a pity that Zuo Xiuxiu has never appeared for many years.

This time, Zuo Xiuxiu rushed into the Misty Rain Restaurant, fearing that he would be doomed.

The raging fire burned for three days and three nights, and the haze over Kyoto lingered for a long time.Three days later, the beautiful, luxurious and elegant Misty Rain Restaurant in the past turned into a pile of bones, leaving nothing but tattered wreckage of tile beams.

The rumor that Zuo Xiuxiu was burned alive in Yanyu Restaurant finally spread to Suyu County after a long time.And there are several versions of this rumor.The first one is easy to understand. Zuo Xiuxiu committed many crimes and deserved to die. Under the iron cavalry led by General Jin Ming, he was flogged with a hundred lashes first, and then thrown into the sea of ​​fire in the Misty Rain Restaurant and burned for three days and three nights. The old monster At last he was too dead to die.

In the second version of Moxuanhua, Zuo Xiuxiu was seriously injured and needed to use the flesh and blood of living people to continue living, so he turned into a wisp of green smoke, swallowed the three young masters alive in the Fule Inn, and then flew to the sky above the Misty Rain Restaurant, Then he wants to devour people so that he can practice magic skills, so as to seek to usurp the throne and restore the previous dynasty.It's a pity that Jin Ming saw through it and led hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses to surround him, kill him, and finally burn him clean.

In the third version of Immortal Theory, Zuo Xiuxiu didn't know how to live or die, and actually took advantage of the darkness of night to assassinate our wise, mighty, great and witty Holy Majesty.Fortunately, there was a divine dragon protecting the saint, and a five-clawed golden dragon rose out of the golden dragon robe in vain.The golden dragon bared his teeth, and with one dragon paw, he slapped Zuo Xiu on top of the Misty Rain Restaurant.Hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses were summoned by Shenlong, and ran outside the Yanyu Restaurant, forming a thick wall of flesh to prevent Zuo Xiuxiu from entering and leaving.Shenlong then opened its mouth in the air and spit out a flame, burning Zuo Xiuxiu who was in the Yanyu food store to death, and also burned the Yanyu food store by the way.

Someone asked, why burn the smoke and rain food store!

This question is very simple.The Misty Rain Restaurant was built by Zuo Xiuxiu, the owner is so dangerous, there is no room for people to live in the things he built, and it would be fine to burn them down.

At this moment, everyone tried to ignore it as much as possible. Ever since it came into the hands of Mr. Jiu Jun, this Yanyu Food Inn has become an inn. There is no one in the capital who lives in Yanyu Food Inn.

Of course, for such a grand event, there is still a fourth version circulated, but it is only circulated in a relatively small number of places.That is, when Zuo Xiuxiu was besieged by Jin Ming in the Fule Inn, he broke through the heavy siege, fled to his own place, Yanyu Food Inn, got into the secret passage that no one knew, and ran away.

It must be extraordinary for Zuo Xiuxiu to become an old monster, how could he be burned to death casually.

But rumors are rumors, among the different opinions, no one can deny the fact that Zuo Xiuxiu entered the Yanyu Restaurant, and then the Yanyu Restaurant caught fire.Whether Zuo Xiuxiu disappeared or turned into ashes, no one can say for sure.

When the rumor spread to Suyu County, the citizens of Suyu County, who were supposed to talk about it, were very busy and didn't have time to talk about it for the time being.The folk customs of Suyu County are simple and honest. When the county residents breed their poultry, they always breed chickens with chickens and ducks with ducks. As for the breeding of black horses with stupid donkeys, it has never been tried.

The entrance of the county government office was crowded with countless heads, Chai Ziran smiled and drove away all the county residents who were full and supporting themselves: "What are you looking at, have you never seen a stupid donkey paired with a big black horse?"

All the people in the county said in unison: "No!"

Chai Ziran rubbed his brows: "My stupid donkey tends to be shy, so don't watch it. If you watch it, be careful that it will make a fuss and marry someone who peeped at it."

"Hush." ​​After a while, the shouts sounded, and the crowd dispersed.

Mo Jiujun walked out of the county office slowly, holding a cage in his hand, and the parrot poetry collection in the cage stared at Mo Jiujun's handsome face adoringly, and shouted: "Hero, hero, hero, hero..."

The hero Mo Jiujun looked at Chai Ziran arrogantly, raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and stretched out a long leg.

The meaning is self-evident.

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