Mensao is teasing me

The old monster Zuo Xiuxiu lived for more than 200 years, how could he be easily defeated.Even in the battle of Wuling Mountain, he was confronted by Mo Jiujun and General Hongmen, and then retreated, but it did not make things easier for the two who joined forces to deal with him.

Although Mo Jiujun and General Hongmen were lucky enough to win, they were seriously injured, especially General Hongmen who used his body as a bait, and the injury was even more serious, and he has not recovered so far. Fortunately, he found the medicine to heal Jin Xin in Wuyi Mountain, which was a blessing in disguise.

But Mo Jiujun's injuries were lighter than General Hongmen's. He was able to get out of bed after lying on the bed for a few days, but his blood was not smooth, so he never recovered.Today, when I saw my rival in love come to provoke me, my blood surged up, and I spit out a mouthful of black blood, only then did I realize the reason why I have not recovered. He was not injured in a fight, but was poisoned.

Fortunately, it was discovered in time, otherwise, once the poison occurs, it will be difficult for the elixir to keep him alive.

Chai Ziran put up a notice, paying a lot of money to find a doctor, as long as he can save Mo Jiujun, gold, silver, jewellery, fame and fortune are not a problem, nothing is a problem.But the doctors who are known to be able to "rejuvenate the body" come and go one by one, leaving only one common sentence, that is: "Please give me condolences and pass by!"

Chai Ziran was so angry that he had the group of quack doctors kicked out.

The most beloved nephew of the Holy Majesty today is Mo Jiujun. He sent a group of highly skilled imperial physicians to diagnose and treat him. The results of the diagnosis and treatment are no different from those of the quack doctors. The only difference is that these old men No one dared to bear the charge of ineffective treatment by talking nonsense with his eyes open.Chai Ziran didn't talk nonsense to them, so he had them kicked out.

Seeing Mo Jiujun sleeping on the bed with his eyes closed, his lips are getting darker, his face is getting whiter, and his fingers are getting greener.Chai Ziran sighed, knowing that someone had to tie the bell to untie it.

Chai Ziran knew many people who were loyal to the previous court and was familiar with their style, so they liked nostalgia and deeply rooted in it.It's like the alleys and alleys that go back and forth, and it's like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea that take root repeatedly.Chai Ziran wrapped his feet and rode on a stupid donkey, planning to go to Wuling Mountain to try his luck while it was still early in the sky.

As soon as he went out, he saw Zaifeng Xiaoxiao outside the small courtyard, looking at him anxiously, with a few lines of clear tears streaming down his nimble eyeballs.The little girl was terrified yesterday when she saw Mo Jiujun was showing off in high spirits, and suddenly gushed out a mouthful of black blood and fell to the ground.She learned that Chai Ziran was going to find someone to see a doctor for Mo Jiujun.Waiting at the door early in the morning, staring at him with a pair of bright eyes, hesitating for a while before asking him: "Chai Ziran, how long...how long are you going?"

Chai Ziran rode on the back of the stupid donkey, posing in a majestic posture: "Guess."

Feng Xiaoxiao glared at him: "You are not serious."

"I'm not serious. It's obvious that you women are not serious. You always like to block people at the door."

Feng Xiaoxiao's face turned red, and she gave him a blank look: "You should be shameless, who would like to block you."

Chai Ziran touched his nose, let the stupid donkey approach her, and put his hand lightly on top of her head: "little girl, you are a good girl, but brother is not a good person, really. I like Mo Jiujun like this, you must not like me."

Feng Xiaoxiao didn't refute his shamelessness as usual, she was silent for a while, then raised her eyes to look at him: "If Mo Jiujun..." grabbed his big hand suddenly: "Will you like me?"

"You are a woman. To put it bluntly, if Mo Jiujun is real, so what. I am also looking for another man, how could I harm an innocent little girl!" Chai Ziran withdrew his big hand and drove the stupid donkey Go forward, turn around and smile brightly: "You go back! Don't get involved in these right and wrong again."

Although Chai Ziran doesn't know martial arts, the stupid donkey took him to avoid many troubles along the way.When he arrived at Wuling Mountain safely, he saw that after the last battle on Wuling Mountain, more than half of the lush trees had been burned by the fire, and the muddy path that was already potholed had become dilapidated due to several heavy rains.The stupid donkey disliked it very much, fearing that the road would dirty his hooves, he was unwilling to go any further.

Chai Ziran took the rein, kicked the donkey's stomach, and threatened viciously: "If you refuse to leave, I will breed you with Mo Jiujun's black horse."

The stupid donkey hissed a few times and took a few strides back excitedly, looking extremely happy.

"..." Only then did Chai Ziran realize that this stupid donkey is not stupid at all. He had already taken a picture of his tall and mighty black horse, and had a plan in mind, and seduced him: "Donkey, if you are willing to walk over, I will let you go back immediately." Mo Jiujun betrothed his dark horse to you."

The stupid donkey pouted excitedly and galloped away.Chai Ziran was startled all over, hugging the stupid donkey's neck, he almost didn't let the guy throw him out.

After the baptism of the war, Zuo Xiuxiu's illusion of personally arranging Wuyi Mountain disappeared.But no matter whether he disappeared or not, Chai Ziran didn't know the way, so he simply seduced the stupid donkey with his gentle voice, letting him lead him the way.But the stupid donkey can't do other things, the animal's intuition is really sharp, and he walked on the right road after a random walk.

The thatched huts in the distance looked quite crude, and there were checkpoints set up. Simple wooden stakes were used to fence the entrances and exits, and two sloppy grass bandits were assigned to handle them.Chai Ziran approached, and vaguely glanced at the plaque at the entrance of the thatched shed.The pile was blackened by the fire, and only half of the plaque remained.A majestic drawing of a big tiger with a big "yellow" written on its forehead is very vivid.

Chai Ziran jumped off the stupid donkey, greeted them respectfully, and explained the purpose of coming very tactfully.The grass bandits looked listless, perhaps because the omnipotent Master Zuoxiu in their hearts had been sent to his lair, and they still couldn't recover from the reality.A round-headed grass bandit was more cautious, so he asked Chai Ziran to wait while the other smaller grass bandit reported to his superiors.

The short grass bandit was dissatisfied: "Why do you let me go? You don't go by yourself?" He raised his small arms: "I run slowly, so I won't go."

The round-headed grass bandit glared at him: "You dwarf, where there are so many words, if you are told to go, you can go."

The short grass bandit was squatting on the ground with a yellowed grass bandit in his mouth, he was whining, but he just ignored him.The round-headed grass bandit widened his already wide eyeballs, walked up to the short grass bandit in a few steps, lifted his skirt, lifted his feet off the ground, and said angrily, "Are you going or not? "

The short grass bandit is not a coward either, he hummed with great interest when he was carried: "I won't go."

"Okay you dwarf, fuck your mother." The round-headed grass bandit threw the short man on the ground and greeted him with his fists.Not to be outdone, the dwarf grass bandit is small, but nimble, rolling carelessly on the grassy muddy ground, even if he was able to dodge his fist, he even made a hahaha excited voice: "You stupid big man, you stupid big man, You can't hit it, you can't hit it."

"Your mother." The round-headed grass bandit chased and beat him, and the two ran away one after another.

Chai Ziran: "..." He glanced at the door, which was empty.He calmly glanced at the stupid donkey, and patted its head: "I'm not trespassing!" He came to visit very friendly, so don't give him a big hat because of this.

Stupid donkey's eyelids twitched, as if he rolled his eyes.Chai Ziran felt that he couldn't understand what it was like for a donkey to roll its eyes, so the stupid donkey wasn't rolling its eyes, its eyelids just twitched.

He pulled the rein, rode on the donkey's back, gently clamped the donkey's belly, and coaxed: "If you cooperate with your master today, I will let you marry a tall and handsome daughter-in-law tomorrow. "

The stupid donkey turned his head, grinning almost up to the sky.

There was no one at the gate, so Chai Ziran walked in cautiously.The grassroots hero in his heart is going around everywhere with knives, guns and sticks, humming and haha, looking for someone to fight.Occasionally, if someone disagrees with someone, they will shout loudly: "Come on, go to the martial arts arena!"If you go out and do it, it's okay if you can beat it, but if you can't beat it, you will be beaten.In a word, except for the gangster leader, he has the biggest fist and is the most invincible.

But at this moment, Chai Ziran was surrounded by cooking smoke.Groups of old people and children in front of the thatched hut gathered around to eat steamed buns, his stomach growled inappropriately, and then he remembered that it was time for his lunch.A little girl with pigtails came up with small steps, and handed him a half-bitten bun: "Brother, you eat." She smiled sweetly: "It's delicious."

The little girl's face was dirty, not as big as Chai Ziran's slap, her eyes were lively, like clear springs.Chai Ziran's stomach growled a few more times, and he shyly took out his burden from the stupid donkey's back.There were two big meat buns inside, and he generously shared with a little girl: "Try this, it's also delicious." He took a bite of the meat buns, and his mouth was full of gravy, even though it was cold.But when I'm hungry, everything tastes good.

The little girl's eyes were shining, and she swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "It's meat buns, meat buns." She was so surprised that she seemed to see delicacies from mountains and seas, and she held them carefully.The steamed stuffed bun had been cold for a long time, but it was still her treasure.

"Meat buns! Is it weird?" Chai Ziran finished the buns in his hand in two or three strokes.

"We can only get buns during the Chinese New Year." The little girl's eyes lit up: "Brother, thank you."

Chai Ziran hiccupped and watched the little girl run wildly back to the thatched cottage for her elderly grandpa.Both grandparents and grandchildren looked at Chai Ziran with smiles on their faces.

Suddenly, Chai Ziran, who had the blood of the previous dynasty, felt ironic.What can restore the ancestors, what can overthrow the current emperor can lead a good life.Those grass bandits know how to brag, they can't even feed the old and weak women and children who followed them to fight, and they still care about so many things.

Chai Ziran rode a stupid donkey, enjoying himself as if traveling and playing.Wherever he went, there was still no change.Groups of bare-bottomed children were circling around, and the elderly guarded the dilapidated thatched huts, but there were no older bandits.It's like during a war, the imperial court was fatuous and incompetent and had to waste money and money to fight the war, and finally suffered the little people.

If Chai Ziran hadn't seen the big tiger and the big "yellow" character at the entrance of the fence, he really wouldn't believe it. This is where the remnants of the previous dynasty lived.The grass bandits are living in such a bad way, yet they can still encourage so many people to work for them.Fame and wealth are indeed in front of their eyes. In fact, if they look at them for a long time, they will understand that most of the people in the world are great heroes who are appointed as marquises and generals, but there are a few who gain fame through treason.

The previous dynasty was corrupt, so the country was destroyed; now the Holy One is diligent in government and loves the people, so the country is getting stronger and stronger, and more and more people love him.The world is so big, only the body is the biggest.If you don't even have a basic home, how can you talk about defending your home and country; if you can't even eat a meal of meat, how can you talk about gaining fame for rebellion.

"Stop! The man riding the donkey in front of you should stop quickly, and don't trespass on our 'Huangjiazhai'." The two grass bandits behind the gatekeeper finished the fight, and both of them came here with bruises and swollen faces, panting.

Chai Ziran smiled and said, "I didn't trespass, I walked in openly." After a pause, he added: "And I walked in with good intentions, I'm here to find your boss."

The two bandits looked at each other with hatred, then turned their heads together and said in unison: "Come with us to meet our leader."

Chai Ziran was very pleased to hear this, and cupped his hands on the donkey's back: "Then I will thank you two." The two grasshoppers were afraid that he would run away, one watched from behind, the other led the donkey in front, and cooperated perfectly. It's a tacit understanding.

Chai Ziran was very puzzled: "Why are there only old, weak, women and children left in this 'Huangjiazhai'? What about those adults? Children and the elderly must be taken care of!"

The little grass bandit in front of him said: "Everyone who can come back has come back..."

"Shut up." The round-headed bandit reprimanded behind him: "Why are you telling him this!"

Unconvinced, the little grass bandit turned his head and glanced at Chai Ziran. Seeing his weak face, he said angrily, "You don't want me to say it, but I want to say it. They have gone out to do big things. Those who can die and those who can't die are all dead." .”

The round-headed bandit rushed forward angrily, and pinned down the dwarf grass bandit's head: "I told you to tell me." He swung the short grass bandit to the ground with his palm.The quick-witted dwarf grass bandit didn't hide, and said with his nostrils down, "Why can't I say, I grew up in Huangjiazhai, my grandfather, father, and brother all went out and never came back."

The round-headed grass bandit's hand snapped, allowing the dwarf grass bandit to brush it away.The dwarf grass bandit's tears fell from his face and dripped into the pile of dry straw: "Why can't I say that my daughter-in-law was burned to death in Huangjiazhai, dead! Her stomach..."

"And my flesh and blood, my son."

The wind at the end of autumn carried bursts of coolness, which made the short grass bandit shrug his shoulders.The round-headed grass bandit looked up at Chai Ziran, got up expressionlessly, and led his donkey away: "I'll take you to meet our leader."

The two passed by a few thatched huts, and Chai Ziran suddenly asked him, "Brother, why did you go up the mountain and become a hero?"

There was no emotion in the words of the round-headed grass bandit: "I am happy!"

Chai Ziran knew that there was nothing to be asked from the mouth of the round-headed grass bandit, so he closed his mouth embarrassingly.

After all, Zuo Xiuxiu is the leader of the grass bandits, so the place where he lives is naturally the most beautiful.It's a pity that Chai Ziran came at an untimely time. A fire burned the most beautiful part of Huangjiazhai, leaving only a few broken tiles and leftovers.In the empty yard, Chai Ziran rode a stupid donkey and received everyone's attention.He glanced suspiciously at Lou Yuze and Dong Qingyou who were beside Zuo Xiuxiu, turning a blind eye.Chao Zuo repaired the big man and bowed his hands flatteringly: "Aran has seen Master."

After being smacked face twice by Chai Ziran, Zuo Xiuxiu felt unhappy, turned his face away, and hummed: "Master Ziran's gift, I dare not accept it." His face was pale, probably because he hadn't recovered from the injuries he suffered in that battle.

Chai Ziran flattered him and said: "I will be a teacher for one day and a father for life. After careful consideration and repeated thinking by my disciples, I finally realized my mistake. I am proud of the noble blood of the previous dynasty in my body, and I am also proud of the fact that there are many people in the world. The brave warriors are excited and ashamed of their desperation in the past." Chai Zi hurriedly jumped off the donkey, and bowed to the left repairing like a dog: "Master, I was really wrong."

Even if Zuo Xiuxiu was blind, he could hear that there was no trace of regret in Chai Ziran's words, and looked at him coldly: "If you want to save Mo Jiujun, you have to follow my orders."

Chai Ziran expressed his loyalty: "I will go through fire and water."

"Hmph!" Zuo Xiuxiu said with a smile, "You said that." He raised his eyes to Dong Qingyou, and said coldly, "You married this woman today."

As soon as these words came out, not only Chai Ziran was shocked, but even Dong Qingyou and Lou Yuze were also shocked.Dong Qingyou's apricot eyes widened, and suddenly she put her hand on Lou Yuze's, and said with a smile: "Yuze, I will definitely not marry some foolish people who are wishful thinking." She glanced at Chai Ziran coldly, and squatted on the ground Picking up a broken tile, he scratched his face fiercely: "Don't you love my beautiful appearance? Now that my appearance is gone, let's see who dares to marry me!"

"Qingyou, no..." Lou Yuze put his arms around her slender waist, his eyes were rosy: "Why are you so stupid?"

Dong Qingyou silently left two drops of water: "For you, I am willing to do anything."

Chai Ziran sighed that there are still such touching behaviors in the world, and at the same time complained about their stupidity, cursing: "When did I say that I want to marry you? If you want to marry, I won't do it! Do you think you are inlaid with gold? I also If you have a lover, my lover is honorable, capable of both literature and martial arts, bending and stretching, in his eyes you are just a piece of shit from my poetry collection." He finished cursing a series of words, and took a few breaths: "Still Yes, you have to think that you are very beautiful, in my eyes, this is what you are!" He stretched out the little finger of his right hand and snorted.

"You..." Dong Qingyou thought of Chai Ziran's lover, and her face turned pale.

Chai Ziran was addicted to cursing, looked to the left repairingly, bowed his head and said meekly: "Master, can your old man not arrange such a stinky woman for me, I can't eat when I look at her."

Zuo Xiuxiu glanced at Dong Qingyou approvingly: "It's really stupid!"

Dong Qingyou gritted her teeth, she couldn't even care about her bloody face, she twisted her fingers with both hands, her face turned purple with anger.

Chai Ziran saw the farce caused by the old man's random finger marriage, and he felt much better, so he said carelessly: "Master, can I ask you a secret, the old man, anyway, I am in your hands, and I can't make any waves anyway." Just tell me!" Hold up two fingers and swear: "I promise not to tell anyone."

Zuo Xiuxiu's eyes flickered, and he put his hands behind his back: "You ask!"

"Does your old man know the cause of my parents' death?" He shook his body and said weakly, "You must know, right?"

Zuo Xiu's disheveled hair was blown up by the wind, and he looked like a demon. He raised his eyebrows and said, "I killed them. If your father listened to me, they wouldn't have to die."

Guessing is one thing, knowing the true ending is another.The master that Chai Ziran had liked for more than ten years turned out to be his enemy who killed his father and mother.It was even more bloody than the bloody story books he had read for more than ten years, his heart was cold and sore, his eyes were a little bit astringent, but he couldn't cry.

Chai Ziran didn't want to cry either, at least he couldn't cry in front of Zuo Xiuxiu.

"Master." Chai Ziran stared blankly at the familiar old man. His hair, clothes, and appearance were the same as before, but those pasts were all fake. He choked up and said, "This is the last time I will call you Master."

Zuo Xiuxiu's face was silent, but his eyes were faintly red. Thousands of words finally turned into a cold snort: "I don't consider you an apprentice for a long time." Although Chai Ziran looked at the bastard, his heart was extremely delicate. , I know better than anything else.This matter has deceived him for decades, and once he suspects it, the deception will come to an end.

The little grass bandit guarding the exit suddenly ran to report in a panic: "Mo Jiujun led people to attack."

"What?" Zuo Xiuxiu's complexion was instantly pale as white paper, and his breath was not smooth due to the suffocation in his heart.The battle where he was besieged by Hongmen and Mo Jiujun injured Yuanyuan, and it would take a year and a half to recover from his injuries.He stared at Chai Ziran suddenly: "What a little bastard, you actually joined forces with outsiders to deal with me?"

If there is, there will be, if there is no, there will be no.Chai Ziran was very calm: "It's not me."

But he and Mo Jiujun came one after the other, Zuo Xiuxiu didn't trust him, his five fingers turned into claws, pinched his neck like a chicken, and said angrily: "You follow me."

Chai Ziran cherished his life very much, so he didn't dare to move immediately.Although he wondered why Mo Jiujun was able to come in person all of a sudden, but since he was able to ride to Wuling Mountain on horseback, the poison on his body might not be too serious.

Zuo Xiuxiu had no intention of dealing with Mo Jiujun, and sent people to negotiate with Mo Jiujun. As long as they were let go, he would naturally return Chai Ziran and would not touch him at all.Mo Jiujun frowned and said, "Yun."

Knowing that Mo Jiujun agreed very simply, Zuo Xiuxiu brought Chai Ziran not far from Mo Jiujun, and said bitterly: "The old man took Chai Ziran for a while, and he will return it when the time comes."

Now that Chai Ziran is in the hands of the enemy, Su Wen Zuo Xiuxiu is ruthless, and Mo Jiujun's worried eyes are on Chai Ziran, but he can only say: "Okay!"

Zuo Xiuxiu was afraid that Mo Jiujun and Chai Ziran were going to play some tricks, so he rode on the steed, and with five fingers turned into palms, he brought Chai Ziran to him.Let him lay across in front of him like a cargo.With an order: "Go!" Several horses, headed by Zuo Xiuxiu, roared away.

The steed under him was jolting violently, and the sour gas in Chai Ziran's stomach rushed into his mouth and nose, and he retched for a while.Zuo Xiuxiu knew what kind of virtue Chai Ziran was, frowned, looked at the empty back, put Chai Ziran to the side of the messy grass in disgust, took his big hand and rubbed the saddle fiercely a few times, Leading his men and horses, they left without looking back.

Mo Jiujun came after Chai Zi, but his sharp eyes found him lying on his stomach in the chaotic grass, and he picked him up nervously.At this moment, Chai Ziran finally couldn't bear the turbulent churning in his stomach, and vomited at Mo Jiujun's clean and tidy black robe, with a sour and strange smell permeating the sky.The yamen servant behind Mo Jiujun couldn't help driving the horse back a few steps towards them.

The strange smell at the tip of their noses was still unpleasant, and they took a few steps back.

Mo Jiujun: "..."

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