Mensao is teasing me

In the past ten years in Suyu County, the most talked about marriage is the unfulfilled wedding between Zhu Zhu and Jin Xin a few days ago; Pile, ready to worship the happy event.

There are hundreds of miles of red silk, thousands of miles of carpets, and thousands of small pink flowers fluttering down from the sky.The thick-skinned doctor Yu Shi had already arranged a marriage for his son, she was a well-matched Humen general, but when his son heard that it was a certain general, he immediately ran to the woman's house with a dark face and said: "You This tigress, don't want to sleep with me."

As soon as this remark came out, Ma Qianjun was kicked out by the woman's elder brother, and he deliberately found a place to take refuge in order to avoid being chased by Lao Tzu.Coincidentally, Chai Ziran offended him, and while seeking revenge, he sought refuge and came to Suyu County leisurely.Coincidentally, he met Ah Hui, who had delicious boiled fish, and he started a family by the way while fleeing.

When the son got married, Dr. Yu Shi was not on the invitation list for his son to marry his wife, so he still came cheekily and brought his son's mother along the way.As soon as I came to Suyu County, I met Chai Ziran and Chai Yanran, who were going to a banquet. After the younger generation and the younger generation finished their salutes, Chai Ziran asked, "Master Yushi, why are you here? I heard from your unfilial son, I will not let you meddle in his marriage."

Mr. Yu Shi and his wife were so angry that they were so angry that they asked with a dark face: "That bastard, what else did he say?"

Chai Ziran had an expression on his face that you didn't know, and he was very frightened: "He said that he would invite everyone he knows in the capital." He paused: "Of course, except for the two of you."

In this way, Mr. Yushi and his wife, who were already deeply affected, rushed to Ahui's house non-stop, because their unfilial son married into the family voluntarily, which is really unfortunate for the family.

Ma Qianjun was talking with a group of friends, and he was not surprised to see his parents running in without image, and came to greet them with a smile: "Father, mother, don't worry, your daughter-in-law will be here soon." .”

A group of sons-in-law laughed and said: "It's true that the husband is not in a hurry, but the in-laws are in a hurry!"

"I don't know what kind of beautiful woman with a country and a city can win the heart of Young Master Qianjun."

"It must be able to eclipse all the flowers in spring!"

"No! No!" Ma Qianjun raised his chin proudly: "She is not as good as Princess Qinglan in terms of beauty; she is not as good as Qingyue talented woman in terms of talent; she is not as good as Princess Pearl in terms of bearing; she is even worse than Miss Chuchu in terms of pungentness."

When everyone heard him making fun of the lady here, Lan Chuchu, they changed the topic to other places, but the person involved was unwilling to let him go.Lan Chuchu scolded coquettishly, walked in front of him with her hips akimbo, and stared at him fiercely: "Ma Qianjun, what do you mean?"

Ma Qianjun suddenly widened his eyes, with an expression of 'Why are you here, I didn't see you just now', and said with a smile: "You still have advantages."

"Bastard." Lan Chuchu's eyes were stained with poison, wishing to stick a few silver needles in Ma Qianjun's forehead.

"Okay, okay! Stop arguing." Doctor Yu Shi rushed up and grabbed his son's arm, and asked tearfully, "In this case, why did you marry a country woman?" His eyes flicked on Lan Chuchu's body After a circle, the meaning is clear. Besides, it is better for you to marry a pungent Lan Chuchu than a country girl.

Lan Chuchu was vomiting blood in her heart, and was pulled aside by her elder brother. Although she was unwilling, she had no choice but to be quiet in the public, waiting for a chance to deal with this hateful father and son.

Ma Qianjun looked at his old man in tears, and sighed: "You don't understand me after all. What's the use of those women who are so good at everything, they don't know how to cook fish at all." He raised his big hand and pointed at Chai Yanran who entered the door : "Just like her."

Chai Ziran stood in front of Chai Yanran, and said with an unfriendly expression: "What do you mean by that, you like Ah Hui and her fish cooking skills, you can't say that about my sister, what's wrong with my sister."

Ma Qianjun shrugged his shoulders in fear, shook his head and said, "I didn't know you were here, I thought there was no one there."

Chai Yanran said: "I know that Mr. Qianjun must have no intentions. I wish to have someone's heart forever. Yanran wishes Mr. Qianjun and Miss Ah Hui to grow old together forever."

Ma Qianjun said embarrassingly, "Thank you, Miss Yanran." He wanted to make things difficult for Chai Ziran and his brother, but he didn't expect Chai Yanran to be so knowledgeable.Although Shiba Inu didn't like him, it was more realistic than those two from the Lan family.Taking advantage of the situation, he cupped his hands and bowed to Lan Fuchu's brother and sister: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's Ma who owes it, and Ma who owes it."

Doctor Yushi was tired and had a splitting headache. He took his wife's hand and said, "Let's go!" He glanced at Ma Qianjun coldly, "You don't want me to recognize a country woman as my daughter-in-law."

Ma Qianjun looked around, with so many people coming to the banquet at the moment, he was not afraid that his father would deny it, and said with a smile: "Father must be angry that my son didn't send someone to invite you to drink his wedding wine, so I'm angry. But my son will definitely I can't invite you, old man! If your old man gets my invitation, he will definitely not come." He spread his hands helplessly and said, "No, I didn't invite you, so you came."

Doctor Yu Shi held a breath in his throat, almost choked to death by this bastard, his old skin wrinkled together: "You wait for me."

"Okay, okay, I'll wait for you to send someone to pick me up. Anyway, you are only my son, and you still have to count on me to spread branches and leaves for your ancestors!"

Doctor Yushi has been thick-skinned for decades, and made his son choke. He secretly hated the decline of the world, grabbed his wife's little hand, and shamelessly said: "I just want to give birth to a few sons, so I don't recognize you."

His father has been saying this for decades, and Ma Qianjun doesn't buy it at all, but as a son of man, it's rare for him to be filial and not choke him once.

Marriage should have a high hall here, and the two parties were lively and lively, but it's a pity that Ma Qianjun didn't say anything, and his father came in front and back, and was cursing.His father-in-law, a fish seller, walked up to him with a wheezing voice, and asked anxiously: "The guests are almost here, and it's time to prepare for the visit."

Ma Qianjun smiled and said: "Okay, marry a wife!" He took the big red flowers prepared for him by his entourage, crossed his chest, smiled happily, and patted his father-in-law on the shoulder by the way: "You tell Ah Hui to hurry up!" , she will cook fish for me later!"

The fish seller's expression was embarrassing, and he was about to leave dejectedly.Chai Ziran stopped him: "It's a happy day for your old man to marry Ah Hui today. Although the groom's official is not kind, he doesn't need to act like a dead wife!"

Lan Fuchu echoed, "Mr. Ziran is absolutely right." Looking at Chai Yanran with his eyes, he said with a smile, "Miss Yanran is also here to attend Mr. Qianjun's wedding, what a coincidence!"

"Hey!" Chai Ziran blocked his gaze and rolled his eyes: "What's the coincidence, Ma Qianjun invites anyone who doesn't like Ma Qianjun."

"Pfft!" Ma Qianjun laughed and said, "It's still Mr. Ziran who is so smart!"

Lan Fu showed embarrassment at the beginning: "Is Mr. Qianjun playing with me?"

"For entertainment or not, you know for yourself." Ma Qianjun glanced at Chai Yanran, and looked at Lan Fuchu's hypocrite's eyes with sarcasm: "Anyway, you don't want to be drunk."

Lan Chuchu was originally a fiery temper, but in this small Suyu County, Ma Qianjun, a blunt bastard, teased her, so she rolled up her sleeves angrily.

Ma Qianjun didn't hide, looked at the door with a smile and said: "Master Jiu Jun is here, Ma is really honored."

Mo Jiujun came on foot, and said with a blank expression: "Congratulations!" Although it seemed to be admonishing people to express their condolences, Ma Qianjun didn't care about these common customs, and said with a smile: "Happy together!"

Ma Qianjun sat in the main seat idly and let his father-in-law stand beside him, his face was aggrieved and he wanted to cry.Chai Ziran knew that the fish seller should be depressed for a while when he got such a son-in-law.Ma Qianjun is the best. Regardless of the relationship between the children of officials, they have to give a little face. It is not an exaggeration to say that Ma Qianjun's behavior of offending all the children of the nobles in the capital is 'unparalleled in the world'.

Ma Qianjun's happy event was all based on his hobbies, and after a while of crowding out the guests, Zhang Huahua, the most popular oiran in Suyu County, sang a ditty. Delighted Jin Xin asked, "I heard that this oiran saved Mr. Jin Xin?"

This is the thing that Jin Xin, who cares about face, doesn't like to be mentioned the most, so he said with a dark face, "What do you have to do with Mr. Qianjun!"

Ma Qianjun didn't care if he touched a small or big nail, touched his hungry belly, and said plaintively: "It's too bitter! It's too bitter! It's too bitter to be married!" Turning to look at his father-in-law: "You let Ah When Hui comes out, we will leave after worshiping."

Chai Ziran laughed and said, "Young Master Qianjun is so calculating! He cheated Xiqian and even refused to let the guests eat."

Ma Qianjun looked embarrassed: "You can't say that. You only gave me a penny. I didn't drive you out of the house, so I thought it was giving face to Mr. Jiujun."

Chai Ziran spread his hands: "That's it, I won't talk." He quietly asked Mo Jiujun: "How much did you give?"

Mo Jiujun stretched out a pair of empty hands: "Drink tea for nothing!"

Chai Ziran patted his palms: "Go to his kitchen later and grab a few fish, let's go home and steam the fish."

Mo Jiujun nodded: "Okay!"

Ma Qianjun's eyelids twitched. Seeing that the two men were speaking in an upright manner, and seeing the unfriendly eyes on him, he said with embarrassment, "Isn't it because you are poor that you came up with this trick? Otherwise, my wife will have to starving."

The faces of the guests were not very good-looking. They wanted to build a good relationship with Ma Qianjun because he was a son of a good family, so they gave him a big congratulatory gift, but they came to raise a daughter-in-law for someone else.Due to his status, he was embarrassed to ask Ma Qianjun to return the gift.

The brothers and sisters of the Lan family didn't want to stay and watch Ma Qianjun's blissful bastard, so after saying goodbye to him, the brothers and sisters of the Lan family appeared in front of Mo Jiujun and the others.Speaking of this pair of brothers and sisters who pretend to be noble, Chai Ziran doesn't like it anyway.Lan Fuchu stared at his elder sister, and Lan Chuchu stared at Mo Jiujun. The two brothers and sisters looked like they had never seen such a good-looking person in ten lifetimes.

Chai Ziran took a sip of the tea and found it was too bad to drink, so he spat it out towards Lan Fuchu, seeing that he finally came back to his senses, he said with a smile: "I'm sorry, this tea is too bad to drink!"

Lan Fuchu cupped his hands towards Mo Jiujun: "Excuse me!"

Chai Ziran sneered: "They didn't let you accompany me!"

Lan Fuchu turned his head to look at Chai Ziran with a gloomy expression, the veins on his forehead were exposed, he looked at Chai Yanran apologetically, and left.

"Sister, how do you know Lan Fuchu?" Chai Ziran looked puzzled.

Chai Yanran rolled her eyes: "Forgot."

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