Mensao is teasing me

The strong and incompetent county residents found along with the book quickly carried out a dozen government servants from Taotao Zhai, and by the way, they also packed up the pale-faced Marquis Changping.Floor powder is fatal to martial arts fighters, but it is harmless to ordinary people. After Changping Hou was frightened and fainted, he rolled on the ground twice. Except that he was all white and thinner, it was completely impossible to see that he was shameless. The disciples got off the fairy jump.In fact, the accompanying book believes that he is a shameless person.

The next day, after breakfast, Marquis Changping was still a lively and shameless person, and he invited Chai Ziran and Mo Jiujun to eat noodles at the noodle shop.

Chai Ziran looked at Marquis Changping differently, thinking to himself, such a dear man, you really can't be judged by appearances!

Mo Jiujun saw that Marquis Changping was still the same as before, anyway, he was a bastard who wanted to poach his own corner!

Several people got together, and Marquis Changping sent some things to Mo Jiujun and Chai Ziran, both inside and outside of the words meant to buy and sell, Chai Ziran frowned: "Master Hou! I always thought you were the one who knew the most about the prodigal sons, why don't you give me money?" You are so ignorant of the market!" Pushing the gift box beside him, just when Marquis Chang Ping thought that the dude was careless, Chai Ziran said: "The dude has a big heart, and he wants a lot of it!"

"Pfft!" Feng Xiaoxiao, who was quietly at the side, spouted tea from his mouth, glanced at Chai Ziran, this kid really dared to speak.

Changping Hou's face dripped with blood, and he wrote a letter with the cheek to ask his wife to give him another money.Two days later, the hush money Chai Ziran received was enough for him to buy a restaurant, and happily bought a piece of cloth for Mo Jiujun to make a shirt. The reason was simple: "You are dark enough, and you are too ugly to wear all black." I'm looking forward to Changping Hou doing a few more fairy dances for others, so that I can buy you more cloth."

Mo Jiujun nodded: "I'm also looking forward to it."

"Good buddy!" Chai Ziran patted him on the shoulder.

A yamen servant led Feng Xiaoxiao into the living room, seeing the two of them being so close, Feng Xiaoxiao felt sour in his heart: "You buy him cloth! What about me?" He muttered softly: "You still use our family's money. "The little girl's face was flushed, like a widow in spring.

Chai Ziran thought: It's broken.He was stunned for a moment, put his hands on Mo Jiujun's shoulders, and said with a face full of humiliation: "Little girl, do you know me..."

Feng Xiaoxiao listened attentively, her heart pounding in her chest: "How are you?" Could it be that you have loved her for many years?

"You...you know...I like men..."

"Kacha..." Feng Xiaoxiao seemed to hear her own petrified voice, and asked in a daze, "You, say, what?"

"Little girl, do you know? You are so beautiful, so beautiful, so moving. In fact, as your fiancé, I am very proud, very happy, very happy. But I can't delay your life. I saw a woman just like you Seeing a woman is like having no feelings, no love... because I like men." Chai Ziran stood on tiptoe and put his arms around Mo Jiujun's broad shoulders: "I like a man like Mo Jiujun."

"You, you, you... bastard..." Feng Xiaoxiao rushed out of the door angrily.

Mo Jiujun's eyes changed a few times. Seeing the uneasy expression in Chai Ziran's eyes, although he didn't want to see his rival father and daughter in his heart, he still asked Sui Ying to send people to protect their father and daughter back to the capital.

Facing Mo Jiujun, who is so sympathetic to the beautiful woman, Chai Ziran was a little surprised, but he still knew the market. Feng Xiaoxiao was Mo Jiujun's cousin, and if something happened to him, he might not be able to explain it to him. After thinking about it for a moment, he put down the teacup in his hand, looked up at Mo Jiujun, who was as motionless as the wind, and laughed, "Actually... what happened just now... I was making up nonsense."

Mo Jiujun thought of the anthology of poems that he had read a little outdated, and smiled brightly: "I know."

Every time Chai Ziran sees Mo Jiujun smiling, he doesn't think of anything good. He pours himself a cup of shock tea and asks, "May I ask what your lord knows? I'm terrified!"

Mo Jiujun said lightly, "I know you like men!"

Chai Ziran: "..." There is nothing wrong with this statement.

When Chai Ziran drank the third cup of tea and was about to explain clearly to Mo Jiujun, a yamen servant came to report: "My lord, someone is beating the drum to complain."

Mo Jiujun looked cold: "What's the matter?"

Chai Ziran twirled his cup and chuckled, ever since Mo Jiujun tried the case of the cat's son breaking into the house, whenever the yamen servants came to report, he would always ask, "What's the matter?" 'If you don't like it, come back another day, if it's interesting, you'll be promoted in the middle of the night.These days, it depends on the mood of the old man to hear the case.

Mo Jiujun glanced lightly at Chai Ziran, his ears were slightly red, wondering if he wanted to be with Chai Ziran.I just heard the yamen servant say: "It's the girl A Hui who said that she met a bandit, and said that the man claimed to be a big bandit from the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea."

"Oh?" Mo Jiujun glanced at Chai Ziran, who had a smile in his eyes, and said, "Young Master Jiu can just figure it out." It has nothing to do with him anyway.

Mo Jiujun stared at Chai Ziran with scrutiny in his eyes, and said after a while, "Xuan."

In the courtroom, Ah Hui, a civil girl who was kneeling upright, was wearing a coarse floral shirt with her hands awkwardly placed in front of her, not daring to look up at Mo Jiujun in the hall.Chai Ziran sat on his teacher's chair, leaned his head back lazily, narrowed his eyes, and asked, "Sister Ah Hui, I haven't seen you for a long time, so you're all right now!"

Ah Hui raised her head, revealing an ordinary little face. Although her facial features were not outstanding, her complexion was fair. A 30-year-old woman looked as well maintained as a 20-year-old woman.She looked sideways at Chai Ziran, without twisting her little hands, and said with a smile: "It's Mr. Ziran, you won't be eating at our house for a long time." Her face flushed slightly, and she bowed her head in silence after speaking.

Mo Jiujun frowned, seeing Chai Ziran lowered his head in thought, his eyes were clear, and his mood slowly calmed down.Chai Ziran left his seat, walked slowly to Mo Jiujun, and whispered to him: "Ah Hui is timid, if you open your mouth, I am afraid that your majesty as an old man will frighten them. Why don't you leave it to me to interrogate this trivial matter?" how?"

Mo Jiujun took the chair and moved aside.Chai Ziran took advantage of the opportunity to stand in the position of the magistrate, threw the gavel into Mo Jiujun's hands, and asked Ah Hui softly, "Sister Ah Hui, why are you here today?"

Ah Hui, who was kneeling on the ground, stood there blankly for a few moments, looked up and looked around, and said in a low voice, "I've met a thief."

Chai Ziran turned his mind a few times, and said with a smile: "Those thieves have been suppressed by our wise county magistrate and handsome master, you don't have to worry." What's wrong?"

Mo Jiujun covered his mouth and smiled lightly, "Master Ziran is right, very right."

Ah Hui said in the hall: "Mr. Ziran, don't talk about your suppression of grass bandits anymore. No one in Suyu County knows that it is all thanks to Mr. Jiujun. If you didn't hold back, then the Zhu family's daughter How can I jump off a cliff and lose my life. Poor Zhu Tuhu’s family has only one daughter, and the white-headed man gave the black-headed man away.”

Chai Ziran's face darkened: "Great Zhuzhu jumped off the cliff, that's still my fault."

Ah Hui nodded submissively for a while, then lowered her head, not daring to speak any more.

Chai Ziran gritted his teeth, decided to put those unreliable rumors aside, cleared his throat and asked, "Sister Ah Hui, when did you meet the thief? Where did you meet it? Please tell me carefully." Speaking of which, I..." After a pause, he said angrily, "Our master of Jiujun County and this master will definitely decide for you."

Ah Hui has always been timid and fearful, since she entered the court, she dared to look up at Mo Jiujun for the first time, her eyes were full of admiration: "Thank you, magistrate."

Chai Ziran: "..." Doesn't anyone think Master Ziran is very reliable?

Ah Hui said: "Since the thieves from the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea appeared, my family has been thieves. My father is a fish seller. If we can't sell all the fish in our family, we can keep them for ourselves. At first, every few days, one less Live fish. We didn’t care too much after losing a few of them. It’s just that we didn’t lose any live fish. All we lost were cooked fish. We lost them first in the kitchen and then at the dining table. Neither I nor Dad will cook fish."

"The thief saw that our family didn't make fish, so he stopped for a few days and sent fish to my house. Sometimes it was delivered to our kitchen, sometimes it was delivered to our dining table, and there were more than a dozen of them and most of them were Su Yujiang. The fish that can’t be caught is worth a lot of money at first glance. Dad and I are honest people, and we dare not eat it. But the man said that he is a grass bandit from the Eight Immortals crossing the sea. If we don’t want it, he will burn it. Not only that, but he also lives in our house and eats the fish I cook."

Ah Hui thought of something extremely terrifying, she trembled all over, raised her hopeful eyes to look at Mo Jiujun: "I beg the magistrate to bring the grass bandit to justice, and don't let him harm other people's fish again. "

Mo Jiujun frowned: "He only eats the fish you cook? Didn't he do anything?"

Ah Hui trembled all over, bowed her head and hesitated for a while, then said: "Last night after he was drunk, he suddenly broke into my boudoir."

"You're at a disadvantage?" Chai Ziran stared nervously at Ah Hui, she was a good girl, although she was a bit timid, she didn't marry after thirty.

Ah Hui lowered her head to prevent them from seeing her blushing face: "I was... pulled by my little hand."

"Oh oh oh!" Chai Zi understood it, and suddenly thought of a person who was not happy with fish, and said with a smile: "That person has a soft face, a thin body, peach blossoms on his face, arrogant speech, and calls for fish every day? "

Ah Hui raised her head curiously, and asked doubtfully, "Master Ziran knows him?"

"Hehe! I know you, you are a grass bandit who does all kinds of evil." Chai Ziran walked to Ah Hui, squatted down, and was at eye level with her: "Sister Ah Hui, your luck has come."

Ah Hui was stunned, and suddenly heard a yamen servant walk in from outside the door, and said respectfully: "My lord, Ma Qianjun, the censor doctor's son, is asking to see me." After a pause, he said: "He said his wife is missing."

"Ma Qianjun?" Ah Hui was even more confused. The grass bandit who lived in her family seemed to have this name.She raised her eyes to look at Mo Jiujun, her eyes shining brightly, begging the magistrate to explain to her.But Mo Jiujun only said indifferently: "Xuan."

Not a moment later, a thin young man with a smile on his face and wearing a brocade robe walked in outside the door, cupped his hands at Mo Jiujun and said, "Hello, Mr. Jiujun." After a pause, he smiled and said, "I'm wrong." It's time to call you the Grand Master of Jiujun County." After speaking, he turned his head to look at Chai Ziran, and said with a ruffian smile, "Young Master Ziran, don't come here unharmed!"

This Ma Qianjun!Chai Ziran felt that he was thick-skinned just like his old man, obviously they were incompatible and did not like each other, when facing him, a flower would bloom on his face, he was a character.Chai Ziran cupped his hands and said, "It's fine, you're fine too! Where is your wife?"

Ma Qianjun looked down at Ah Hui, and raised his eyebrows: "It's right next to you." After finishing speaking, he continued to salute Mo Jiujun and went to carry him.Ah Hui blushed with embarrassment, but she didn't resist. When she was carried on her shoulders, she was still dizzy, and said angrily, "What are you doing in public?"

Ma Qianjun said carelessly: "Bring a daughter-in-law home!"

There was a crisp sound of "pa", and Ah Hui's buttocks were slapped firmly. She was so ashamed and angrily said, "Put me down quickly."

Ma Qianjun turned his head and left, and sang in a good mood: "Carry a daughter-in-law, carry a daughter-in-law, carry a daughter-in-law home; carry it home, carry it home, carry it home and pay homage."