Mensao is teasing me

Chai Ziran rubbed his nose feeling guilty for a quarter of an hour, and then said straightly: "What are you washing your hands for? Don't you need to spend money to wash your hands? How extravagant is that in Huahualou! Everyone washes their hands with good tea. If I wasn't extraordinarily thrifty, Our family’s property has long been ruined. If our family’s property is gone, my brother will cut off my dog’s leg, and you Huahualou murdered people’s lives without using a knife. You really have a vicious heart!”

Mother Hua pointed at him and gritted her teeth angrily: "You little rascal dare to slander our Huahualou in the court. The girls in our Huahualou are beautiful, they sing sweetly, they are kind-hearted and they can dance. You want to see girls, but you don't want to spend money." , how can there be such a reason, do you think you are the county magistrate of our Suyu County?"

The magistrate of Suyu County said, "Can the magistrate see girls without spending money?"

Mother Hua had a bad look at Chai Ziran, seeing that Mo Jiujun's face could always turn into a flower, she said: "It's okay, it's just that the previous county magistrate is old, and I can only listen to free little songs if I don't want to. , if the current magistrate is willing...hehe...you can do whatever you want."

Mo Jiujun waved his hands and said: "He doesn't want to do anything, but he likes to eat the overlord's meal." Standing up from his majestic body, Shi Shiran walked back to his seat, lifted Chai Ziran up like a chicken, and put his mouth close to his ear , let out a breath of heat: "Master Ziran really likes Huahualou's girl!"

Chai Ziran just let Hua's mother scold him. Even if he likes it in his heart, he has to pretend he doesn't like it. He clutched his stomach and gagged: "Huahualou? The Lou disabled people are ugly and poor in stature, hehehe! I don't care."

Hearing what he said, Mo Jiujun was happy in his heart, and said with a smile, "Next time the county magistrate is the host, I will bring the brothers from the county government office to Huahualou to eat the overlord's meal." He glanced lightly at Chai Ziran and said, "How about Master Ziran, let's go too!"

Before Mama Hua could react, the yamen servants standing on both sides of the court threw down their sticks, cupped their hands and said, "Thank you, magistrate."

Chai Ziran smiled like a stealing fox, pointing at Mama Hua: "You should also thank Mama Hua."

The yamen servants bowed their hands to Mama Hua again, shouting loudly: "Thank you Mama Hua."

Mama Hua was deafened by the yelling for a moment, and watched Mo Jiujun sit on the county magistrate's seat without blinking. She glanced at her with majestic eyes, patted the gavel by her hand, and announced: "Choose the day It's better to hit the sun, it's better to be today!"

Chai Ziran and all the yamen servants cupped their hands in thanks: "Thank you, the magistrate!"

Chai Ziran took the lead to go back to his table to pack up his things, and was about to have a big meal. Seeing that Mama Hua was still looking at Mo Jiujun with dull eyes, he frowned and said, "Mother Hua, don't look at it, you can't change the magistrate The reality of wanting to go to your Huahualou to eat Bawang's meal."

Mother Hua looked in disbelief, pointing at Mo Jiujun: "You, you, you... are you the county magistrate?"

"It is this official."

Mama Hua took a deep breath and asked, "Isn't the magistrate named Mo Jiujun?"

Mo Jiujun nodded: "Exactly."

Mother Hua said depressedly: "Aren't you Chai Ziran?"

"This is my nickname."

Mother Flower: "..."

Chai Ziran laughed loudly: "It's getting late, and it just so happens that no one is beating the drums to express their grievances. Mother Hua, please take us to dinner!"

Mother Hua looked at Chai Ziran with bitter eyes for a moment, then sat down on the ground, and said, "Who says no one beats drums to complain of grievances, I am the one who beats drums to complain of grievances." Pu Fan covered her face and wept, "Master of the county I have a huge injustice! Very, very big."

Chai Ziran and Mo Jiujun looked at each other for a moment, and they returned to their respective places.Mo Jiujun patted the gavel heavily, and said with a frown, "Ascension." The guards on both sides of the hall suppressed their smiles, looked serious, and knocked the ground with sticks, making regular collision sounds, and shouted : "Weiweiwei... Wuwuwu..."

Mother Hua knelt on her knees, and let out a sobbing cry, which sounded extremely aggrieved, and her watery spring eyes, still wanting to speak, shot straight at Mo Jiujun in the courtroom.Chai Ziran saw Mo Jiujun's air-conditioning all over his body, so he said bravely: "Mother Hua, you haven't invited us to dinner yet! Why do you look like you lost your wife and lost your army now? The only Hualou in Suyu County, Could it be that you can't even afford to treat our county magistrate to dinner?"

Mother Hua wiped her tears with her sleeve, glanced secretly at Mo Jiujun who was silent, and said tragically: "Master Ziran, you don't know something! The Grand Master of Jiujun County is strong and... was born with great strength and strength. The kung fu must be very extraordinary. If you go to my Huahualou, those girls of mine who have seen countless men will definitely lose their bodies, minds and lives."

Chai Ziran didn't understand, so he asked: "Young Master Jiujun is indeed a good-looking talent, with an extraordinary bearing. The girls in Huahualou are so in love with each other, I still know how to lose their body and lose their minds, but it's just about losing their lives? Where do you start?"

Mother Hua glanced contemptuously at Chai Ziran's slightly thin body, and said sadly: "The taste of love, Mr. Ziran, how can an iron cock like you be willing to spend money to understand it." She glanced at Mo Jiujun's strong and strong On the chest, the silver wolf on the chest is like the king of the forest.

Mother Hua's blush, which was covered in rouge, exuded a few strange blushes: "You're like Mr. Jiu Jun... I understand." She said shyly, "It just kills women on the bed." She covered her face Holding his heart, weeping bitterly: "My poor girl doesn't know how many people are going to die in one night, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"..." Chai Ziran secretly glanced at Mo Jiujun, saw that he was also looking at him, suppressed the curiosity in his heart, and righteously said: "Mother Hua, don't talk too far, hurry up and get down to business!"

As soon as Chai Ziran said this, Mama Hua burst into sobs again.

I have to start from the beginning, Suyu County is surrounded by eight hills, which should be the favorite place for grassroots to settle down, but because it is close to the capital, no grassroots with a heart and a leopard would dare to mess around there. .But there are indeed no grass bandits with a bear's heart and leopard gall, but there are such a nest of grass bandits that eat a bear's heart and leopard gall.

They changed the rule of the grassroots gangsters who only picked people with a lot of property to sell, and only robbed single people with few people and little money to go up the mountain.In the eyes of grass bandits, it is extremely worthless.But because they are so hopeless, live such a low-key life and are little known to the public, they actually enjoy their lives on this mountain top. Occasionally, they rob a commoner as a coolie, and no one wants to take care of them when they go to the mountains to farm. .

Seven days ago, there was a rich man from Kyoto who bravely braved the Eight Immortals to cross the sea alone.The world is difficult, and the grain planted on the grass bandit mountain has not yet been harvested, so they come out to earn extra money and rob.Kankan met a rich man who was crossing the mountain alone, and before he finished the two opening remarks, the two started fighting directly.That rich young man was capable enough to beat up the gangsters who robbed him till they cried, tied them all to the end with a hemp rope, dragged them to the tall horse, and continued on their way leisurely.

Whether this journey is fast or slow, there are not only a few grass bandits.He walked over a hill and encountered another nest.The enemy is outnumbered, the enemy is dark and we are bright.The rich son encountered two or three groups of sneak attacks, four or five groups of assassins, and five or six groups of grass bandits who stalked him.Rao even if he is one against a hundred, he is no match for dozens of grass bandits.Relying on his good health, he held his breath after being stabbed a few times by the grass bandits, stuck the knife into the horse's buttocks, and rode out of the encirclement on the furious horse.It was lucky for him, but he still made it to Suyu County.

This rich man is lucky.The horse was frightened and rushed into the Suyu River. He was soaked in the river water. He didn't fall on the hard ground and hit his head, nor fell into the Suyu River and drowned. Instead, he was saved by a kind girl who washed yarn in the river.

The story is a bit vulgar, but it really happened.The girl took the rich man home and asked a doctor to see his wound. Her family was poor, she had no father or mother, and she had no one to turn to, so she borrowed money to buy medicine for the rich man.

The young master was frightened by dozens of grass bandits at first, and then bumped on his horse so that he didn't know the year and month. He thought he had arrived at the destination safely, but he fell into the Suyu River and was poured a few mouthfuls of river water. It's unlucky!

He was in a coma for three days and three nights, and the kind-hearted girl took care of him for three days and three nights.But on the fourth day, the girl has to go out to work, otherwise there is no money to treat the illness of the rich man.Every time she left, she went back again, and the rich son disappeared.Three days later, the kind-hearted girl finally met the lucky rich man in Suyu County, but he didn't recognize the girl who saved his life at all, and even humiliated the savior for the girl standing beside her. .

After being humiliated by others, the kind girl returned home with white walls, washed her face with tears, and had to pay back the medicine money she owed.Facing the scolding of her relatives, she couldn't think about it for a while, so she went to Suyu River last night and committed suicide.It was also a coincidence that it was the rich man who saved her life. The rich man was a martial artist, and he despised such ignorant women and children who commit suicide at every turn.

Mother Hua couldn't bear the kind-hearted girl's grievance even after losing money, so she beat the drums to express her grievances.She said angrily: "That rich man was born like a dog, but his eyes were blurred by dog ​​feces, which caused us Huahua to suffer great grievances." She said sadly: "Master County, what a great grievance Ah! When a kind girl saves a bastard, it's like saving a dog, but the money spent on medical treatment by the doctor has to be returned no matter what, I beg the magistrate to make the decision!"

Chai Ziran said: "Ms. Zhang Huahua is the top brand of Huahualou, why can't she afford a little money for medicine?"

Mother Hua whimpered: "It's our fault that Hua Hua has a bad life. She has no father or mother at a young age. In order to bury her parents and take care of her elderly grandma, she sold herself. She is a good girl. Which woman would like to be prostitutes? Women are willing to be slept on for three meals, and which woman is willing to let people scold 'stinky', 'bad prostitute', 'shameless bitch' every day, there is no way. We are all some miserable women If you don’t sell yourself, sing, or laugh, you’ll starve to death on the street.” She angrily pulled the palm-leaf fan, as if she wanted to tear it off to get rid of her hatred: “That rich man is also a delicate one, and he spent 500 taels after he fainted for a few days. Not to mention spending all of our Huahua's savings, and making Huahua owe us a whole lot of debt."

"500 taels?" Chai Ziran said dumbly, "Is he inlaid with gold? It's so expensive!"

500 taels of silver is enough for ordinary people to live frugally for several years.

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