Mensao is teasing me

In less than seven days, the government office of Suyu County, due to the arrival of Mo Jiujun, the entire government office has taken on a new look, revealing the word "rich" inside and out, and if it is described in three words, it is "extra rich".

An old woman with a basket of vegetables, after buying vegetables, brought the drums to appeal for grievances, and was brought to court by two fierce government servants. Except for a pair of eyes that sparkled, she couldn't tell the difference from when she was shopping for vegetables.

Mo Jiujun patted the gavel in a dignified manner, and said majesticly: "Ascension".The two rows of yamen servants on the left and right of the court knocked on the big sticks in their hands, shouting: "Wei... Wu..."

After finishing the opening of the hall, Mo Jiujun asked, "Who is in the hall?"

The old woman burst into tears suddenly, and said aggrievedly: "I forgot."

Mo Jiujun frowned: "Then why are you beating the drums to protest your grievances?"

The old woman said: "I have a grievance."

Mo Jiujun's expression had already begun to grow impatient, and he slapped down the table heavily with the gavel in his hand.Chai Ziran sat at the bottom, left his seat in a hurry, ran to Mo Jiujun's side and whispered to him: "Calm down, calm down, calm down."

Mo Jiujun didn't turn his back, and asked, "What's your grievance?"

Seeing that the county magistrate in the hall was not wearing the county magistrate's official uniform, but was wearing a black robe embroidered with silver wolves, the old woman was even more aggrieved: "Why are you so fierce? The county magistrate of the previous session was a good man, don't care about us little people Ask him to help, and he will help. The year before last, a dog from my family was lost. My old lady’s heart! That hurt! No one knew how to secretly eat a good dog. Three days later, in a ruined temple, I found the boiled bones of my pet dog, the former county magistrate took pity on my dog, and sparked it..."

Chai Ziran saw that Mo Jiujun's face was getting darker and darker, so he quickly reached out his hand to stop her from chattering, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his hand, and asked, "Old lady, can you make a point?"

When the old lady was interrupted by Chai Ziran, she immediately forgot all about the long speech, and then said aggrievedly: "I'm lost, I want to go home, but I don't know the way, I'm wronged."

Chai Ziran: "..."

Mo Jiujun: "..."

All the yamen servants: "..."

With a wave of his bare hands, Chai Ziran asked a sturdy yamen servant to go with her to find her family. The old woman smiled like a chrysanthemum, and picked out a green and white green onion from the vegetable basket and handed it to Chai Ziran, smiling: "Master Ziran! You are really a great old man."

"..." Chai Ziran was in a bad mood when he heard that the old woman praised the former county magistrate.

Mo Jiujun watched indifferently as the old woman dragged the sad-faced yamen servant away, exuding an astonishing air of coldness, and he hadn't uttered the word "retreat" in the scene.The big drum in Yawai was sounded again.He patiently shouted: "Xuan!"

The yamen servant went to call for someone outside the yamen, and after a while, two young men and women walked up to the courtroom with a small animal in their hands. When they saw Mo Jiujun in the hall, they knelt respectfully and said, "Greetings, Master Qingtian!"

These two people don't look like boring people, but holding a small animal in front of them clearly shows that they are boring people.Chai Ziran turned his head to look at Mo Jiujun's impatience, and hoped that he would not speak, because once he spoke, it would be nothing more than "disturbing the court, ****", "obstructing public affairs, and taking responsibility" or "nonsense, shit doesn't make sense, Slap your mouth." Chai Ziran cleared his throat to make them stand up, and asked, "What is wrong with you?"

The woman in the hall took out a piece of paper from her cuff and handed it respectfully to the yamen servant next to her: "This is the pleading paper of the girl, and the girl wants to sue him..." Yizheng pointed at the young man beside him and said: " His son oppressed the women of the people." Then he sobbed.

Mo Jiujun frowned, and patted the gavel. It was rare for a major event to happen, and he asked with great interest, "Quickly report the truth."

Seeing his high spirits, Chai Ziran silently returned to his seat, staring intently at the one in front of the young man and woman. There are different opinions about this son, but Mr. Jiu Jun, who only looks at erotic pictures of men and women, may not be able to get back the profound meaning of this "son" for a while.

The woman in the hall choked with sobs and said: "Minnv is a native of Suyu County, her name is Zhang Caocao. Yesterday evening, Minnv went out for a walk, and his son made a mess of Minnv's bed while Minnv was not at home. , still lurking on the bed of the miner, and when the miner went home to tidy up the bed, then... then... woo woo woo woo."

Mo Jiujun's expression was uncertain, and he stared at the young man. He was only in his early twenties. Even if he gave birth to a son at the age of 13, his son would never be more than ten years old. How can a child who has arrived secretly sneak into a woman's house while the adult woman is away, with the intention of plotting against the woman.

Before Mo Jiujun could figure it out, the man said: "Master County, you are wronged! My son has a simple character, and I have taught him carefully since he was a child. His words and deeds are like a father's, and he will never do such a mess. Sexual matters." Pointing at the woman beside her angrily, her eyes widened, "It must be this woman who knows that my son likes to eat fish, and secretly seduced my son with fish to make my son commit a crime so that my son will be sued. The magistrate, please spare me!" He kowtowed to Mo Jiujun with tears in his eyes.

"You're talking nonsense." The woman screamed wildly in terror, pointing at him with her trembling body and angrily said, "It's really hateful for you to fall into black and white right and wrong in front of the magistrate!" The woman covered her face and wept, "Although his son sneaked into my house He wanted to plot against me, but I escaped with agility and kicked him to the ground. But he was so vicious that he took revenge on my aunt and even touched her. Poor aunt is only half a year old and pregnant .”

"There are such weird things in the world!" Mo Jiujun was dumbfounded: "A half-year-old baby girl can still conceive."

The woman was stunned.

The man froze for a moment.

"Hahahahahaha." Chai Ziran covered his stomach and laughed loudly: "Hahahahahaha, Mo Jiujun...you you...hahahahaha."

Mo Jiujun frowned, puzzled.

The woman said: "Master County, my aunt is a white cat!"

The man also said: "Master County, my son is a black cat!"

The woman embraced her white cat, and let its belly arch upwards, revealing its round belly, obviously pregnant, and said: "My aunt was taken by him..." Pointing at the male black cat next to the man Said: "I got involved, and I'm pregnant."

Mo Jiujun's indifferent face was still indifferent, but his five fingers curled tightly looked at him with the urge to strangle someone.Chai Ziran closed the case ahead of time before he yelled, "Drag it on, it's all chopped up", saying: "Now the white cat is pregnant, and the male cat also has a share. When the children of both parties give birth to kittens in the future, both parties can raise them together."

"No." Both men and women said in unison.

The woman said: "My daughter was raped, and I want his son to pay for his life!"

The man said: "My son was seduced by her daughter and ruined his reputation. I want her to pay for it!"

"Yeah!" Chai Ziran nodded, "It's even better! The male cat will be sentenced to death, and the kitten will be raised by the owner of the male cat as compensation. But our government is short of a dish tonight. It would be better to kill the male cat and eat meat!"

Mo Jiujun just opened it, and the woman brought up the pleading paper. The two eye-catching words "complaint" made the corners of his mouth twitch. The scrawled text read: "My daughter was raped, please be fair!" concise.The owners of the male cat and the female cat were not very satisfied with the verdict of Chai Ziran and wanted to refute it.Mo Jiujun's valiant eyes flashed an angry look, like a soft golden whip that made the two people in the courtroom shut up.

Mo Jiujun said: "If you are not satisfied with Master Ziran's judgment, let me judge it. Kill them all and feed them to the dogs!"

The men and women in the hall were so frightened that they hugged their children and ran out of the court angrily.

Chai Ziran covered his stomach, holding back a smile, not daring to look at Mo Jiujun's dark face.Mo Jiujun snorted coldly, left his seat and sat on Chai Ziran's teacher's chair, took out a collection of poems from his arms, and admired them intently.

Chai Ziran's position was taken by someone, and he took the county magistrate's position as a matter of course.At this moment, another burst of majestic and high-spirited drums sounded outside the county government office.Chai Ziran was shocked, patted the gavel mightily, and said excitedly: "Xuan!"

A yamen servant under the hall led a middle-aged woman full of dust into the court.The woman's eyes were sharp, and she looked around at the courtroom's furnishings. The embroidered shoes on the soles of her feet came out with strings of golden lotuses. Unfortunately, her hips were plump and her thighs were well developed, staggering like a winter melon rolling around.

Chai Ziran knew this person, opened his eyes wide, and called out with a smile: "Mother Hua." This person is the old bustard of Huahualou.

Mother Hua should have been very happy to see a young man like Chai Ziran, but her chubby face was very disgusted, she shook the cattail fan in her hand and said, "It's Mr. Ziran! I heard from the girls in Huahualou that you have become a Master, why are you sitting in the seat of the magistrate?" After looking left and right, he didn't find the magistrate who was wearing the imperial palace, he glanced at his mouth and said: "You don't come down quickly, be careful that the magistrate sees you and beats you."

Chai Ziran cleared his throat, squinted his eyes and looked at Mo Jiujun: "The county magistrate has just sentenced an attempted rape case, and he is tired right now! No time for me."

Hearing this, Mo Jiujun moved the collection of poems away from his face, and glared fiercely at Chai Ziran with fierce eyes.

Only then did Mama Hua see a young man sitting in the teacher's seat. He was fierce and vicious. Based on years of experience in entertaining clients, it seemed that he was a master of bed kung fu. If such a master came to her Huahualou, he would definitely be beaten Her girl was so fascinated that she completely became his God of Wealth. She walked a few steps forward with a smile on her face, shook her fan and said, "Master, is your name Gao?"

Mo Jiujun put down the collection of poems calmly and said, "Chai Ziran."

Chai Ziran's face froze.

Mo Jiujun continued: "What's the matter?"

Mother Hua doesn't care how many Chai Zirans there are in the world, she only wants this one in front of her, and she asks with a smile: "Could it be that the young master is the newly appointed master Chai Ziran?" She glanced contemptuously at the real Chai Ziran and said, "You can tell by looking at your appearance like this, young master. He is the most remarkable master Ziran in Suyu County, that Chai Ziran who sits in the position of the county magistrate, is actually a coward, he..."

"Mother Hua! I'm still here! Can you move your seat when you speak ill of me?" Chai Ziran patted the gavel heavily.

Mother Hua said angrily: "What are you filming? Ming people don't do secret things. My mother Hua has always been a wise person, and I always say bad things about people in front of people." Then she said to Mo Jiujun: " Mr. Ziran, you don’t know! This counselor with the same name and surname as you is a rascal. When he came to see girls in Huahualou, he not only brought his own water cup to drink water, but also carried dry food in his pocket. He never picks girls when he listens to Xiaoqu. And he never washes his hands after going to the latrine, that's so dirty!" He shrank his neck, saying that Chai Ziran was so dirty that no one should be ashamed.