My wife wants me to sleep in the cat litter every day, what should I do GL

"Yes, yes, help clean up there and there. Especially that blanket, you need to rub it well." Zou Kai still had the car keys on his fingers, and his voice was unusually loud.

The sun was shining brightly outside the window, and it was another fine day.

The thin gauze curtains couldn't cover the sunlight, and it poured all over Chu Xinyan's side face.

"What's the noise, it's so loud..." She stretched her waist and struggled to open her eyelids.

"There! Aunt Zhang, there is still a wine stain, it's okay! I'll get a rag to wipe it off—come, come, ouch!" Zou Kai seemed to be addicted to gangbang, and he didn't regard this place as Chu Xinyan's home at all.

"Boss, your daughter hasn't woken up yet." The aunt surnamed Zhang is a temporary worker that Zou Kai has just hired from the Home Economics Center. She is easy to talk and quick to work.

Chu Xinyan "teng" got up from the bed, folded the quilt and scattered clothes and left the bedroom with slippers on.

The living room was lively, and the two were chatting and wiping the floor with rags.

"Uncle Kai? How did you get in?" Chu Xinyan yawned.

"Oh, it's not your daughter." Aunt Zhang looked up at Chu Xinyan and praised sincerely: "This girl is so heroic."

Chu Xinyan smiled politely, and then quickly pulled Zou Kai into the bedroom: "What's going on outside, the clothes on the balcony, and the food on the table."

"What else can happen." Zou Kai was a little annoyed: "You shut yourself at home every day, ignoring your calls and knocking on the door. How else could I think, I thought you were looking for death at home !"

"I asked a locksmith to open the door forcibly, so I said I don't know if my daughter is dead inside!"

Chu Xinyan scratched his hair casually: "..." Can a locksmith open a door casually? ?

"I said you want a daughter so much, why don't you have one yourself? Can a cat be a crocodile's daughter?"

This can be regarded as poking at Zou Kai's sore spot: "You really don't know which pot to turn on and which pot to pick up. It's fine, let's go out to eat after washing up. It's enough to live a life like that for a few days. It's boring if there are too many."

Chu Xinyan stood alone in front of the mirror in the bathroom. She had a very perverted and exciting dream last night.

It was so exciting that she couldn't believe it, the real touch, real panting, and real crying seemed to have really happened.

She dreamed that Qin Ruochu came back to look for her, and she couldn't help but... Forget it, it must be a hallucination after being depressed at home for too long and alcohol paralyzed.

I can't go on being so decadent anymore, she thought.

Chu Xinyan glanced over Qin Ruochu's toothbrush and skin care products on the sink, and quickly put them into the drawer below.

"It smells so good...sheep noodle soup?" Chu Xinyan sat at the table, chomping on the noodles, really hungry.

Aunt Zhang stopped wiping the window, secretly thinking that the girl hadn't eaten for a few days.

Auntie worked hard to spread the blanket on the balcony to dry and then left.

Zou Kai sat next to her: "I haven't had a chance to tell you these two days. After the news got out, someone named me to buy that office building."

"Who?"

He lowered his voice: "It's the one you want."

"Okay, it's pretty good." Chu Xinyan said with a half-smile.

"I promised him an appointment to meet next Monday, then next..."

"I'm going to see him." Chu Xin said, brushing her long hair, and took a bite of the meat bun: "The hooked fish, see if I don't kill him."

***

"Hello, who is it?" Shang Xiaoke was busy with the financial department meeting for a while, her hands were full of documents, and now she didn't have any extra hands to answer the phone, she could hold the phone with her face and shoulders sideways, and she was holding it halfway The legs, the pose is kind of funny.

"Miss Xiaoke, I'm Yi Shu's assistant. We met before, didn't you give me a note?"

Shang Xiaoke paused for a moment, but immediately came back to his senses: "What is it?"

"That Yi Shu asked for leave a few days ago and didn't say where she was going. Now that the holiday is over and she hasn't come back, I want to ask if she is with you?"

"No." Shang Xiaoke said.

Although the tone was calm, her face inevitably sank: "Also, don't call me if you can't find her in the future."

"you--"

"Break up." Shang Xiaoke cut off the phone after finishing speaking.

So ironic.

As long as Bai Yishu couldn't be reached, the assistant would call her and ask her.

After spending a few seconds to sort out his emotions, Shang Xiaoke walked into the meeting room with a smile.

The director of the financial department briefly said a few words before the meeting, and then the deputy manager of the financial department, Shang Xiaoke, reported the capital flow of Shang's this quarter and the status of real estate development and sales in different regions.

This PPT was made by Xiao Ke after a few nights of sorting out and analyzing data from hundreds of documents and reports, so he spoke confidently and fluently throughout.

After the two-hour meeting, she helped the interns clean up the table, and suddenly had a stomachache and ran to the bathroom.

"Tch, what are you talking about. It looks like I want to go to heaven."

"Oh, what are you sour about? Will you give Mr. Shang some face? If my surname was Shang, I would be crazier than her."

"Didn't you just make a report? It's like no one has done it."

There was the sound of pattering water, and a few coworkers who had a bad mouth were chewing on the base of her tongue again in the toilet.

For a long time before, Shang Xiaoke has encountered such a scene many times, but every time she chooses to hide in the room and wait for everyone to go out before she slowly opens the door and washes her hands, and she still smiles when she meets them again .

But from now on she doesn't want to.

"Are you finished?" She pushed open the door of the cubicle, walked to the sink and pressed the hand sanitizer as if nothing had happened.

Several people were startled by her sudden sound, and they all froze in place.

"Isn't it very exciting just now, why don't you say it now." Shang Xiaoke tore off another towel and carefully dried the water stains on his hands.

"You think we're afraid of you? We're right." A tall woman's expression quickly returned to normal. She crossed her arms and said, "Which one of us is not more senior than you?"

"Yeah, why are you able to show off your power like this?" After someone spoke first, the others no longer had any worries.

"I just came here for a year, and I did less work than us, and I got more than twice as much money as us."

Shang Xiao laughed: "Which of your eyes sees that I do less work than you? Who is the last person to leave the company in the finance department every day? Who writes the monthly quarterly report summary and report? Send it to my dad Who checked all the documents?"

"Let me tell you, I didn't bother with you because I didn't want to cause trouble."

"But I don't have any scruples now." Shang Xiaoke casually rolled up his sleeves, with the tip of his tongue against his back molars: "So jealous, pink eye disease didn't cost money to go to the hospital? Oh, I forgot you don't have money."

"What did you say?" said the short woman.

"Zhang Le, Song Qi, Sun Shumin, let me tell you, reincarnation is also a skill. Who can blame me for being incapable of fucking embryos?"

"Say it again! Shang Xiaoke!" Zhang Le suddenly became angry, and rushed up to slap her.

"What? You can't say you want to hit someone?" Shang Xiaoke moved his wrist deliberately: "Have you ever practiced Sanda? I will punch anyone who dares to take a step forward today!"

Zhang Le's wrist was thrown in the air and was grabbed by Shang Xiaoke: "They are all women, they are a bit educated."

"This face took a while to go out and I can't see people."

Zhang Le's wrist hurt from being pinched: "Let me go!"

Shang Xiaoke pushed her back hard, and the other two caught her.

"Before, I wanted to work harder and harder to make you treat me better, but now I think about it naively. I have the capital to be domineering, why don't I use it?" Shang Xiaoke slowly approached the three of them: "Since you are corrupt The company's ethos, then don't blame me."

Shang Xiaoke stared fiercely at the three of them as they walked into the office area: "Attention everyone, Zhang Le, Song Qi, and Sun Shumin will all pack up and get out of here today! Our finance department doesn't need this kind of talk, it's just gossiping behind your back!" People who don't do anything!"

The director was also alarmed, she opened the door of the office: "Shang Xiaoke, come in."

"Sister, I'll take care of it if something goes wrong. You just tell the higher-ups that I have evidence that they did something wrong."

Shang Xiao didn't try to be brave, but kept a record of the loopholes in their work early, just waiting for them to hit the gunpoint one day and directly make fun of them.

After a farce, Shang Xiaoke left work early.

Her father called her, and she told her all her grievances.

Her father loved her very much. Originally, because of the face of other shareholders, there was no way to directly dismiss the three of them. Now that Shang Xiaoke has evidence, the finance department immediately issued a notice, and they packed up and left on the same day.

Where are you going next, and you don't want to go home.

There was no one at home.

Shang Xiaoke wandered aimlessly in the street by himself, and it has been two weeks since he broke up with Bai Yishu.

Since that farewell, there has been no contact.

During the day the assistant called and said she was missing, where would she go?

Shang Xiaoke punched himself hard: "It's all divided, why the fuck do you want Bai Yishu? Isn't it enough to be a bitch?"

The phone rang, and at first he thought it was a trivial matter of the company, but Xiao Ke quickly became nervous when he saw the name of the contact person, and it turned out to be Luo Hang.

It has been more than a year since Xuanshi Village left.

The boy was still confessing to himself.

She immediately stood up on the side of the road and cleared her throat: "Hello?"

"...Is it Sister Shang?" Luo Hang's familiar voice sounded, and Shang Xiaoke got goosebumps all over her body.

"Yes, yes, I am." Shang Xiaoke subconsciously softened his tone.

Except in front of his father's friends of the bosses of the company, Shang Xiaoke has never been such a woman before.

Luo Hang quickly answered, "I'm in Weicheng."

"Ah? You came to Weicheng?! I'll look for you." Shang Xiaoke said.

The two met at a food stall in a night market.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the Weicheng Night Market is very lively, and the white magnolias on the roadside are covered with neon lights of various colors, shining brightly.The air is filled with the smell of fried skewers and barbecues, and many stall owners are selling outside: "Meat floss pancakes cost [-] yuan each. They are delicious. If they don't taste good, you don't need money—"

“Authentic Xinjiang lamb skewers, absolutely delicious——”

"Baked cold noodles, one serving is full—"

Shang Xiaoke saw Luo Hang among the crowd.

He seemed to have grown taller again, wearing a black T-shirt and a cropped crop.The temperament of the whole body is different from when he was in the village.

It's not as cold as it was then, and it has become more mature and down-to-earth.

She waved to him.

Luo Hang trotted over.

"Hello, long time no see." Shang Xiaoke knocked the cap of the beer bottle with his bare hands, and filled two paper cups.

Luo Hang sat across from her, but still lowered his head shyly.

Although he looks so handsome and tough, his personality is shy.Such a contrast, Shang Xiaoke felt a little cute.

"...Hello, Sister Shang."

Shang Xiaoke laughed and patted him on the shoulder: "You make me feel old, you know? Just call me Xiaoke."

"Ah."

The boss came over with a stainless steel rectangular plate: "You have all the strings you want!"

"Okay, thank you boss!" Shang Xiaoke grabbed a handful of meat skewers: "I ordered a lot, eat."

"Eat and chat."

Luo Hang also took it with a smile, gnawing on the skewers one by one.

The mutton is roasted not dry, fat and thin, juicy and oily, one bite, the aroma bursts into the mouth.

"Why did you come here suddenly? How long have you been in Weicheng? Are Qiuqiu and the others okay?" Xiao Ke asked.

Luo Hang stared at her: "It's been a year. Well, they are pretty good. They often say that they will come to play with you when they grow up."

"Okay, I'll wait. It's you, you haven't come to see me for so long, it's not mean to you."

"Me, I passed the college entrance examination last year." Luo Hang said.

Shang Xiaoke patted his thigh: "Yes, yes, look at my memory. Before I left, you told me that you would be admitted to the law department of Weicheng University. How is it? Did you pass the exam? Congratulations!"

Shang Xiaoke got excited, and was about to clink glasses while holding the wine glass.

Luo Hang also slowly raised his wine glass: "Actually...no."

"Ah?" Shang Xiaoke was taken aback, a little embarrassed, and didn't know whether he should drink this sip or not: "Then..."

"I was admitted to the Public Security University next door."

Shang Xiaoke breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good too, it's worth celebrating!" She took a sip of her wine.

"I was ten minutes away from being able to go to the law department. Later, I thought about whether I could go to the Public Security University."

Shang Xiaoke nodded: "As far as I know, the scores of these two universities next to each other are not much different. The Public Security University is really good." She squinted her eyes and laughed: "No wonder I said you shaved I have cut my hair, and my temperament is completely different from before.”

Luo Hang asked somewhat unnaturally: "Then...Xiao Ke, is this hairstyle handsome?"

"Handsome, very handsome. I reckon you are the school girl with your looks, no matter how bad the freshman school girl is, it must be you."

"I-I don't know."

"Oh, tell me, is your name on the confession wall at your school?" Shang Xiaoke said cheerfully while drinking, "I think when I was in college, there were many Qin Ruochu's names on the confession wall. All of my specials are done by the master, don't you think it's annoying?"

Luo Hang quietly listened to her chatter, listened to her chatter here and there, and laughed after her.

It's just that Shang Xiaoke laughed so presumptuously that he completely covered his laughter.

After so long, Shang Xiaoke still hasn't changed at all, he thought.

As long as you stay with her, you can't help but be attracted to her, be moved by her, let go of all the heavy burdens, listen to her and laugh with her.

Shang Xiaoke suddenly lowered his voice, and patted his arm quietly with his hand: "Hey, look to the left. A girl is secretly taking pictures of you. If I'm not here, she might come over and ask for your WeChat."

"How about I withdraw first?" Shang Xiaoke got up with a smirk.

Luo Hang pressed her hand without thinking, and from the girl not far away, they were holding hands.

"Hey, let me just say it's a couple... you better stop taking pictures."

"That's right, that's right, her girlfriend wants to come over and warn you, don't take pictures."

"Hey, the handsome guy has a date... The key is that he has a good date."

The five girls at that table began to talk about them: "Don't ask for a handsome guy, I can do that young lady."

"Wake up, you, a couple."

Shang Xiaoke's hand felt slightly hot from being held, she swallowed unconsciously: "Just kidding, just kidding." Then she withdrew her hand.

Luo Hang still nodded innocently: "Yes."

"By the way, what do you usually do when you're not in class? I can ask you out to play." She hurriedly changed the subject.

"I have an internship." Luo Hang said: "I have an internship at the Weicheng Public Security Bureau."

Shang Xiaoke was extremely impressed: "Weicheng Bureau's staff are usually high-achieving students from the Public Security University. You are really awesome."

Luo Hang ate the baked tofu in small bites and said, "The internship environment is pretty good. The seniors who took care of me are also very good, the key is that they are very good."

"How powerful is it?" Shang Xiaoke was curious.

"It's a woman, and her rank is the vice-captain of the Criminal Investigation Detachment. Her surname is Fan, and she seems to be called Fan Yu."

The author has something to say: I'm off to change the lock seal, huh.

感谢在2020-06-3023:07:48~2020-07-0123:36:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Cangjuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!