My wife wants me to sleep in the cat litter every day, what should I do GL

After Shang Xiaoke's dialed phone beeped twice, it was connected.

She cleared her throat exaggeratedly, and the flirtatious words came out: "Little Baibai? Little Xiaobai?"

Bai Yishu was shocked by the greasiness of the exit, frowned and confirmed the caller's name again: "Are you stimulated?"

Shang Xiaoke continued with a suppressed smile: "No. I just want my dear beauty Bai to do me a favor. A little help, a little help~"

Bai Yishu moved the receiver a little away from her ears, her tone didn't fluctuate: "Say."

Shang Xiaoke said with a hippie smile: "It's my birthday the day after tomorrow, can you accompany me home to celebrate my birthday?"

Bai Yishu looked puzzled: "Shang Xiaoke, when did I know you so well?"

"Familiar! Why aren't you familiar! We've all done master-servant relationships, can we not be familiar?"

"No." Bai Yishu ruthlessly rejected her, not even leaving a trace of suspense.

Shang Xiaoke was hit hard: "Don't, don't, you celebrate my birthday with me, and I will also celebrate your birthday. This business is not a loss or a loss."

Bai Yishu said without changing expression: "Oh, but I don't want to celebrate your birthday with you."

Shang Xiaoke: "..." Do you have to lose face like this? ? ?

Bai Yishu is really unfamiliar.

"If there is nothing else, I'll hang up first." After speaking, Bai Yishu cut off the call without giving Shang Xiaoke a chance to speak.

"Damn!" Shang Xiaoke threw the phone on the sofa, "I don't believe it yet."

After Bai Yishu hung up the phone, she poured herself a cup of hot water and lay down on the sofa to watch the Korean drama. Halfway through the first episode, the door rang.

She got up and looked outside through the cat's eyes. It was pitch black and she couldn't see anything clearly, so she could only open the door.

"Hello~" Shang Xiaoke bared her two rows of big white teeth and greeted in a flattering manner. Bai Yishu looked in disbelief at the black man in front of him - wearing black sunglasses under a black peaked cap, and the sunglasses were placed on a black mask. The top is black loose short sleeves and the trousers are black sweatpants.

Shang Xiaoke has short and fluffy hair all the year round, and such a match looks quite individual and temperamental.

Bai Yishu twitched the corner of her mouth: "How do you know I live here?"

"Damn, they're all people in the circle, so it's not easy to inquire about it." Shang Xiaoke pulled off his sunglasses, cheekily stretched his neck and looked inside: "Is there no handsome guy in there?"

Bai Yishu rolled her eyes: "What do you think?"

"Go in without me." Shang Xiaoke ostentatiously changed her shoes and entered the room, and Bai Yishu followed her to tidy up the shoe rack.

"Watching a drama?" Shang Xiaoke turned left and right without saying anything.

Bai Yishu crossed her chest and followed behind her, watching her probing her head and sneaking: "You didn't come to my house to steal something, did you?"

Shang Xiaoke smiled stiffly: "What are you talking about! I'm here to beg you."

"It's useless to beg me." Bai Yishu said playfully.

"I haven't started begging yet, how do you know it's useless." Shang Xiaoke turned around suddenly, and lifted Bai Yishu onto his shoulders vigorously. Bai Yishu was caught off guard while still wearing a beige nightdress, and his fists quickly disappeared. Scattered on Shang Xiaoke's back.

"I practiced Sanda before, so I didn't lie to you before." Shang Xiaoke threw her on the sofa. He wanted to be handsome again, but he accidentally tripped over the blanket, twisted his ankle, and jumped on Bai Yishu's body .

Before Bai Yishu could react, she was firmly pressed down, and Shang Xiaoke's hand just barely supported her chest.

Seeing Bai Yishu pursed her lips and smiled at her, Shang Xiaoke also smiled at her in horror, but quickly caught her fist in the next second: "Don't hit, don't hit, it was just a mistake, Mistake."

"How long are you going to eat my tofu?" Bai Yishu stared at her firmly.

Shang Xiaoke suddenly came back to his senses, retracted his hands and smiled awkwardly: "I originally wanted to beat your legs..."

Bai Yishu propped up her body and sat up, the shoulder straps slid down her shoulders due to this disturbance, exposing the white and unmarked skin on her chest, Shang Xiaoke stared straight at her eyes.It turns out that there really are so-called beauties with ice muscles and bones.

Bai Yishu picked up the shoulder strap and sighed silently, walked to the wine cabinet and took a bottle of cocktail: "Since you're here, join me for a drink at the bar."

"Okay, I'm good at other things that don't know how to drink." Shang Xiaoke helped uncork the bottle, filled two goblets, "provide free chat service."

Bai Yishu didn't pick up the words, she sat on the small bar and swayed the wine while staring at the small downlight above her head.

"What's wrong with you..." Shang Xiaoke asked in a low voice, thinking that he had offended her just now.

Bai Yishu drank half a glass of wine in one gulp, the tip of his tongue was numb, and the aroma of the wine lingered repeatedly between his lips and teeth.She gradually calmed down, and asked casually, "What does it feel like to like someone?"

"Ah?" Shang Xiaoke was in a daze, and soon Bai Yishu said again: "Do two people have to like each other?"

"Of course." Shang Xiaoke continued: "What don't you like to do together?"

Bai Yishu shook her head: "It's a mission, a mission entrusted to the two by the family. So even if you don't like it, you must be together."

Shang Xiao could touch her forehead with the back of his hand: "It's not hot, why are you talking nonsense?"

"Like is a matter between two people, why do you care what so many people think. There are more than one billion people in the country, and it is impossible for everyone to agree that two people are together." Shang Xiaoke said while drinking: "There are so many pains in life, if If you don't let yourself be happy in love, then you will be too wronged, don't you think?"

Bai Yishu was not in a good mood at first, but now that she drank the wine, Shang Xiaoke said that again, she nodded stupidly: "I think what you said makes sense."

"What does it feel like to like?" She put down the empty wine glass, her face flushed, and the faint blue light reflected her face, which made the pair of different pupils beautiful and moving.

Shang Xiaoke unconsciously reached out to lift her chin, and the slightly drunk Bai Yishu lost her sane vigor, and she was so soft that she couldn't help it.

"Look at me." Shang Xiaoke took off his peaked cap, and casually grabbed his ear-level short hair into a big back. Bai Yishu's gaze slowly swept over. At this moment, the eyes of the two met. Xiao Ke said softly: "That's how it feels."

The atmosphere became quiet for a moment, and the room could hear needles dropping, except for the two people's heartbeats that gradually accelerated-of course, only they could feel it.

After a while, Bai Yishu blinked and said, "I don't feel anything."

One sentence shattered the ambiguous atmosphere, Shang Xiaoke: "..."

"I think you are drunk and stupid." Xiao Ke put the unfinished wine into the wine cabinet, and washed off the glass.

Bai Yishu had already fallen asleep on the bar counter in a daze, with his arms pillowed on his head, Shang Xiaoke turned off the small downlight, picked her up and put her on the bed in the bedroom.

"It's so light, it must eat less than a cat." After joking, she leaned over and stared at the fairy-like face with a smirk: "The character is thorny, but the face is beautiful."

After finishing speaking, she planned to go back first, but as soon as she put on her hat, she smelled strongly of alcohol: "Damn, why are you driving back after drinking..."

"Forget about staying on the sofa for one night." Shang Xiaoke closed the computer on the sofa and put it on the coffee table, took a pillow as a pillow, lay down on his side and fell asleep hugging another plush pillow.

***

Qin Ruochu got up very early today. Puss lay on the bedside and stared at her as she changed several sets of clothes. Finally, she chose a casual black and white dress with a small fragrance.After changing, I tidied up a little bit, applied medicine to Puss, and went to the supermarket to buy some things for my parents before driving home.

When I got home, it was already 09:30 in the morning.

"Dad, Mom." Qin Ruochu opened the door with the key, and Puss got into the house first.

Qin's father is choosing vegetables in the kitchen, and Qin's mother is cleaning up her daughter's room.

"came back."

Qin Ruochu smiled and said, "Dad, I bought you a new bait called red worm. It is said to be better at attracting fish to bite than earthworms."

"Alright." Father Qin laughed and said, "My daughter is caring."

Qin's mother came out of the room cursing at this time: "It's just that you are spoiled by your father and know how to fish every day!"

"Mom, here are the peach cakes and facial masks I bought for you."

"Heh!" Qin's father mocked, "If you are capable, don't apply the mask my daughter bought at night."

Qin's mother didn't bother to pay attention to him, her eyes were taken away by Puss at Qin Ruochu's feet, and she grabbed the cat into her arms: "Yo, this is the cat you picked up."

"Yeah." Qin Ruochu put down his things and poured a glass of water: "This cat is very good."

Puss, who had just been rubbed impatiently by Qin's mother and was about to make her paws express resistance, shrugged her paws silently: "..."

"Why is the cat injured?" Mother Qin asked with a frown.

"Run out to play and hurt yourself." Qin Ruochu walked to the kitchen and lifted the lid of the pot, "Mom, what are you having for lunch?"

Qin's mother put down the cat, and couldn't hide the smile on her lips: "If you don't eat at home, I will make an appointment for you, that is Aunt Zhang's son."

Qin Ruochu was dissatisfied: "Huh?"

"You guys eat together at noon, in the taste of autumn. You know it!"

"That fish soup..." Qin Ruochu secretly took a sip, "It's delicious."

"This is for cats." Mother Qin pouted and said to the black cat on the ground, "Little cat, eat fish later."

"Oh." Qin Ruochu sighed, "Forget it, I'm not worthy."

At 10:30, Qin's mother urged her left and right, and Qin Ruochu reluctantly left the house, running for the smell of autumn.

The Taste of Autumn is a high-end private restaurant, famous for its simple and elegant decoration environment.The entrance of the restaurant is eye-catching among all the restaurants with its white gray brick wall. After entering, a small indoor waterfall is rushing to divert water into the built pool. Shijian wags his tail.

The wide space on the first floor is divided into several areas by four indoor spring elm trees, whose lush foliage casts light shadows on the dining table.Dining here is like being in a small farmyard, enjoying the food with the breeze.

Qin Ruochu followed the waiter to table No. 8. The blind date hadn't come yet, so she could only sit here and wait slowly.

After Qin Ruochu left, Puss kept barking restlessly. Qin's mother didn't know what was wrong with it, so she was anxious: "Old man, do you think this cat is uncomfortable?"

"If Xiao Ruo didn't say that it is active, it probably wants to go out."

Qin's mother nodded: "Okay then, you cook in a while, and I'll take the cat down for a walk."

Puss squatted obediently at the door, and as soon as Qin's mother opened the door, it rushed out like a bazooka and disappeared immediately.

"It's broken, it's broken, run away!" Mother Qin yelled and hurriedly chased it out.

The black cat ran to the street, found a hidden place, turned into a human form, and took a taxi: "Master, please go to the Autumn Taste restaurant."

In less than 10 minutes, Chu Xinyan got off the car at the entrance of the restaurant.

Soon the waiter came forward: "Miss, may I ask where you are..."

"Hush." ​​Chu Xinyan said softly, "I'm here for the appointment."

The waiter nodded knowingly: "OK."

"What is the second floor?"

"Box."

Chu Xinyan thought for a while: "It should be on the first floor."

After entering the restaurant, her eyes were attracted by the fish in the pool. Cats have no natural resistance to fish, but Chu Xinyan still resisted the urge to go and grab a few.With the help of the tall elm trees, Chu Xinyan began to search for Qin Ruochu's figure: "Where is the man..."

She took a few steps forward, and suddenly saw a girl sitting at the wooden table under the tree in front of her looking down at her mobile phone. Chu Xinyan found Qin Ruochu, and chose the nearest seat to sit down.

After she sat down, she waved to the previous waiter. The waiter thought she was going to give a surprise, so she walked over lightly: "Miss, what do you need?"

Chu Xinyan glanced up at the menu on Qin Ruochu's table, and said to the waiter, "I want a menu, not paper ones. I want those in thick books."

"Okay." The waiter quickly handed her a copy.

"Thank you." Chu Xinyan flipped through the various dishes on the menu, but he never took his eyes off Qin Ruochu.

It was almost eleven o'clock, Qin Ruochu couldn't sit still, so he looked around casually.

Chu Xinyan didn't expect her to turn her head suddenly, raised the menu frantically, and buried her head in it.

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