Pinocchio and Bluebeard

As soon as Lan Qiye entered, he saw coats scattered all over the floor.

The newly married Xiao Linzi was nowhere to be seen.

The corners of his mouth were bent, evoking a smile of unknown meaning, he stepped forward to pick up the crumpled tie, and caught a glimpse of a corner of clothes exposed under the cabinet door, Shi Shi suddenly got up, and walked towards the wardrobe .

Cheng Ran, who was hiding in the closet, was full of regrets. He couldn't escape, so why did he hide here? Instead, he fell into trouble. I don't know if Lan Qiye will be angry because of this, and if he will treat him @#￥%...

Just as I was trembling with fear, the cabinet door was pulled open from the outside.

Cheng Ran immediately let out a scream.

"What are you doing hiding here?" Lan Qiye looked down at him with a smile.

Cheng Ran's mind went blank, and he spat out a series of words without thinking: "Hahaha, I was playing hide-and-seek with you. I didn't expect you to find me so quickly. It's amazing."

After finishing speaking, I can't wait to slap my mouth.

Lan Qiye didn't expect Cheng Ran to be so talkative. In his impression, Cheng Ran should be a pretentious person who only sells poor green tea hangers to men. He raised his eyebrows in surprise, and took a step sideways.

With his head down, Cheng Ran stiffly crawled out of the closet.

"Don't play hide-and-seek in the future, I don't like this mentally retarded game."

Lan Qiye's sudden words scared Cheng Ran almost to the ground, and he didn't dare to speak back when he was ridiculed.Now Lan Qiye's attitude towards him is quite normal, while Cheng Ran is as quiet as a chicken, afraid that he might not say a word right and provoke the big villain.

Cheng Ran was distracted when he was alone in the room just now, and he took off his coat when he was anxious, and now he was only left with a thin shirt with the neckline open.

But as soon as Lan Qiye came in, Cheng Ran felt chills down his back as soon as he met his gaze, and couldn't help picking up the clothes on the ground.

Before he could bend down, Cheng Ran felt his neck was touched suddenly.

The fingertips that touched him were icy cold, like a tiny snake gliding across his body, Cheng Ran was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, clutching his neck, and looked up at Lan Qiye in horror.

Lan Qiye didn't understand why he had such a big reaction, obviously when they met last time, he still showed great hospitality to him.

But he didn't take Cheng Ran's anomaly to heart, the left and right were just pawns he used to ward off Lu Zhongfeng, it didn't matter Cheng Ran's attitude towards him.

"Get up and take a shower." Lan Qiye ordered.

Cheng Ran hurriedly got into the bathroom, halfway through taking off his clothes, he realized what would happen after the shower, and his movements slowed down immediately.

But no matter how slow it is, there will always be a time to take a shower.

Cheng Ran lingered in the bathroom for a full hour, and finally had to come out wrapped in a bathrobe.

——He didn't want to either, he was too hasty when he came in, he even forgot to take his pajamas.

Cheng Ran clutched the skirt of his clothes tightly, and as soon as he went out, he saw Lan Qiye sitting on the head of the bed, with an evil smile on his face, and hooked his fingers at him.

……

When Cheng Ran woke up, it was already daylight.

Even with the heavy curtains drawn, the bright sunlight could not be blocked at all, shining in through the fabric.

Cheng Ran was dazed for a moment, mistakenly thinking that he was still in the small rented apartment, and he was about to get up with his arms up, but the soreness in his waist and legs made him fall back involuntarily, and at the same time made him fully awake come over.

He is wearing a book.

Moreover, he had sex with the villain last night.

Tall and tall characters are popular in novels nowadays. Ten years ago, the protagonists’ heights were all 1.8 meters.

And Lan Qiye is one of the few.

If you are taller and have a better figure, there will be natural inflation there.

Cheng Ran thought, fortunately Lan Qiye didn't have a penchant for torturing people in bed, and this body was a linzi, born to bear Fang's material, he would definitely be half-crippled.

After struggling on the bed for nearly half an hour, Cheng Ran managed to hold onto the wall to go to the bathroom and turn on the water to wash himself.

In fact, he wanted to wash off the things that shouldn't be left in his body last night—after all, he really didn't want to get pregnant—but Lan Qiye was too tough, he didn't even have fun, Cheng Ran already fainted.

Now Cheng Ran can only pray that he will not be so unlucky, and by the way, pray that he won't be slapped to death when he asks Lan Qiye to wear a condom... If it doesn't work, he can take medicine!Anyway, he didn't plan to have children, and it didn't matter if his body was broken.

—— Between Linzi and men, apart from the physical differences, the most fundamental difference is that Linzi will have a red mark extending from the penis to the back in the perineum, and it is this red mark that makes Linzi feel ability to conceive a fetus.

This is what Cheng Ran read in the book, and he couldn't resist looking in the mirror while taking a shower, and it really did!

The last bit of illusion was also shattered, Cheng Ran climbed out of the bathroom exhausted, and was forced to go downstairs again tormented by the sound of hunger in his belly.

Fortunately, Lan Qiye has already gone to the company, and only the housekeeper Uncle Liu and the nanny Aunt Li are left at home.

Cheng Ran was instantly at ease.

"Ma'am, are you hungry?" Seeing Cheng Ran nodding, Aunt Li immediately went into the kitchen.

Cheng Ran's butt hurts after standing for a long time, so he helped the sofa to sit down.

Uncle Liu came over with a plate of fruit and said, "Ma'am, sir told me early in the morning that you are new here, so feel free to mention anything you are not used to or need."

Cheng Ran got goosebumps from being called "Ma'am", "Then what, don't call me Ma'am."

Uncle Liu said with a smile: "Madam has already married into the Lan family, so I'm afraid it's inappropriate to call you Mr. Cheng."

Cheng Ran said, "You don't need to call me Mr., just call me by my name."

Although Uncle Liu was the housekeeper, he also grew up watching Lan Qiye, and his status in the Lan family was not low, so he didn't refuse when he heard the words, so he agreed with a smile, and called him "Xiao Ran".

Cheng Ran was hungry, and by the time Aunt Li finished the lunch, he had already wiped out the fruit plate.

The first day of marriage was boring.

Due to excessive physical exertion the night before, Cheng Ran fell asleep on the sofa playing with his mobile phone not long after eating.Aunt Li didn't wake up after calling twice, so she didn't have the heart anymore, but took a blanket to cover him up.

When Lan Qiye came home, he saw Cheng Ran sleeping like a pig.

Can't help but think of the young boy's coquettish attitude under his body last night, which is completely different from the silly appearance now.

Lan Qiye walked to the sofa and bent slightly.

Cheng Ran had no idea that he was being targeted by the villain of snake spirit disease, and he was dreaming sweet dreams.He dreamed that he successfully sold the product in his hand to a multinational company, and he could earn five figures every month, which was so beautiful. He was having a drink with his good friends to celebrate, but he was so excited after drinking that he drank all the drinks. He fell on his face, making him unable to breathe.

Cheng Ran opened his mouth involuntarily, the tip of his pink tongue looming between his white teeth.

Lan Qiye's eyes darkened.

At this time, Cheng Ran was also awakened.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Lan Qiye staring at him steadfastly, and immediately shrank back in fright.

The nose slipped out from between his fingers, Lan Qiye rubbed his fingers with unsatisfied interest, straightened up, and said with a smile, "Why did you sleep here?"

Cheng Ran hugged the blanket and said cautiously, "Just play with the phone, I'm sleepy."

Lan Qiye said "Oh" and said in a calm tone, "Then don't play with your phone from now on."

Cheng Ran couldn't tell whether he was happy or angry, so he nodded numbly.

Lan Qiye didn't talk to him again, and Aunt Li called them to dinner in a timely manner, making Cheng Ran secretly heave a sigh of relief.

Although eating at the same table with Lan Qiye made Cheng Ran a little nervous, but he didn't expect to be troubled by the other party before he was seated.Cheng Ran followed Lan Qiye into the restaurant, and as soon as he pulled out his chair, he saw Lan Qiye who was already seated staring at him with disgust: "Are you trying to make me unable to eat?"

Cheng Ran was dumbfounded.

Lan Qiye frowned and said, "Hurry up and wash it up, don't eat until it's clean."

Cheng Ran didn't know what happened, and didn't dare to ask, so he turned his head and ran upstairs, for fear that if he was too late, he would be hit on the head by his job.

Uncle Liu looked at Cheng Ran running away, and then at his husband eating his meal calmly, and sighed helplessly.

Cheng Ran didn't know why Lan Qiye was unhappy until he looked in the mirror.

His sleeping appearance is indeed a little bad. Every time he wakes up, the chicken nest head is standard, and the quilt is not kicked out of the bed because of his good sleeping appearance.This time when I fell asleep on the sofa, I was still drooling, even if it was dry, I could still see some marks on my face.

Cheng Ran didn't think there was anything to be angry about, but given that Lan Qiye was an unpredictable snake spirit, he accepted it.

After combing her hair and washing her face, Cheng Ran hesitated and brushed her teeth before going downstairs to eat.

Lan Qiye has eaten half of it.

Cheng Ran didn't expect him to wait for him, the meals at Zuo Lan's family were very rich, so they wouldn't be full for the late drinkers.

Sitting down opposite Lan Qiye, Cheng Ran tried his best to restrain his eating habit of wolfing down meals, but he still finished a bowl of rice in about the same time as Lan Qiye.

Lan Qi wiped his mouth with a picnic napkin, and said with a faint smile, "I can't tell you don't have much meat on you, but you eat a lot."

Cheng Ran let out a dumbfounded "Ah", did he dislike him for eating too much?

Lan Qiye said: "However, there is quite a lot of meat on the buttocks, and it feels good to the touch."

Cheng Ran hiccupped in fright.

He subconsciously looked to the side, only to realize that Uncle Liu and Aunt Li had already left at some point and did not hear Lan Qiye's words.

He didn't dare to answer, he lowered his head and stared at the empty job bowl in front of him.

Seeing this, Lan Qiye frowned displeasedly: "Speak, are you dumb?"

Cheng Ran didn't want to discuss his ass with Lan Qiye, but he could only bite the bullet and ask, "What are you talking about?"

Lan Qiye said: "Raise your head, I don't like others pointing the top of their head at me."

Cheng Ran raised his head in response, but his eyes were still erratic, not daring to make eye contact with Lan Qiye.

Lan Qiye raised his eyebrows: "Are you afraid of me?"

Cheng Ran glanced at him, then quickly looked away—oh my god, is the villain angry?

In the blink of an eye, Cheng Ran's experience in the sales industry for many years made Cheng Ran subconsciously save himself: "Why, isn't it because you are so handsome? I'm afraid I'll fall in love with you just by looking at you."

Lan Qiye: "..."

Cheng Ran: "..."

Shit, it seems like it's overdone.