Pinocchio and Bluebeard
Chapter 1 Marriage First and Love Later: Overlord's Little Runaway Wife (1)
"Sir, madam's amniotic fluid has broken, I'm afraid she will be born prematurely."
"Sir, Madam's fetal position is not correct, the doctor recommends caesarean section, please sign here as soon as possible."
A man in a suit and leather shoes stood outside the operating room with a shocking smile on his face, as if the person who was giving birth inside was not his wife, but his sworn enemy.
"For caesarean section, remember not to use anesthesia." Cruel sentences spit out from the man's perfectly shaped lips, "He is my wife, I hope you can take good care of him, and don't let him die on the operating table."
The accent fell on the word "take care of", which made the nurse on the side shudder.
The man's words were unquestionable. The teenager on the operating table had his stomach cut open alive. He was suffocating in pain, but he couldn't escape. He wanted to scream and beg for mercy, but he couldn't even utter a single syllable.
Before losing consciousness, the boy vaguely heard the man outside the door talking——
"Take the young master for an appraisal. If there is anything wrong with the result, he and his wife will be thrown into the slums."
"The Actor's Wife of the Rich President" is a novel that Cheng Ran stayed up all night to read.
Although the title of the book looks like a story about a brain-dead Mary Sue, in fact it is true—the protagonist Shou is a Linzi from a poor background, and has countless relatives in his family. After accidentally entering the entertainment circle, he meets the president Gong. Then he slapped his face all the way to upgrade, and finally won the best actor title in the process of constant dog abuse with Lao Gong, and Cinderella turned into a wealthy wife.
But after all, it is a smash hit novel. Although the plot is a bit mentally retarded and the writing style is a little immature, but the author's rhythm is well grasped, otherwise Cheng Ran will not be able to stop, and stay up late at the risk of not being able to get up the next day and be late Finished chasing the book.
But after the chase is over, all that's left is emptiness.
In addition to the author's routine, there is another reason for Cheng Ran to see the ending.
——In the article, there is a cannon fodder who has skipped most of the book, with the same name and surname as him.
The cannon fodder Cheng Ran is the white moonlight of the protagonist.
Bai Yueguang is as beautiful as a flower, with a delicate body and a weak body. She grew up with the protagonist Gong as a childhood sweetheart. She grew up in the same yard when she was a child. The protagonist Gong also had a good impression of him.It's a pity that he was cut off by the villain Lan Qiye halfway, and taking advantage of the difficulties encountered by Cheng's company, he forcibly married Cheng Ran back home.However, Lan Qiye is not sincere towards Cheng Ran, all he does is to attack the protagonist Gong.
Seeing this all the time, Cheng Ran still regrets the relationship between the protagonist Gong and the cannon fodder Cheng Ran, thinking that Lan Qiye is a big villain.
But since this article is a sweet and refreshing article, it is natural not to describe the relationship between the protagonist Gong and the cannon fodder too purely, so the cannon fodder is completely black.Although he looks like a white lotus with white skin and beautiful skin, he is actually a black-hearted lotus. He married Lan Qiye voluntarily because he dislikes the poor and loves the rich, and he doesn't like the protagonist who was born as an illegitimate child. attack.After getting married, he found out that Lan Qiye was just using him, so the conceited cannon fodder Cheng Ran started acting as a demon, transforming himself into a coquettish slut with an explosive green tea temperament, constantly flirting with other men, and wearing countless green tops for the villain Lao Gong. In the end, the child of the big villain Lan Qiye was tortured to death.
After the protagonist Gong learned the true face of Bai Yueguang, he was completely disappointed in this innocent first love, and he realized the beauty of the protagonist more and more. All the misunderstandings caused by Bai Yueguang before were resolved, and the previous suspicions were resolved.
Of course, as the ultimate villain, Lan Qiye had a bad ending, not to mention his ruined reputation, and his only child was adopted by the protagonist, and he ended up alone for the rest of his life.
Seeing the ending of the cannon fodder, Cheng Ran only felt a pain in his lower abdomen.
The book describes the fate of the cannon fodder Cheng Ran vividly, especially the section where the autopsy was performed in the operating room, Cheng Ran almost felt the same way.
No way, who made their names exactly the same.
But none of the above is the point.
The point is, if Cheng Ran knew that he would time travel after reading such a mindless Mary Su sweet novel, he would never listen to his roommate's recommendation to read this novel!
Cheng Ran sat quietly in front of the mirror, looking at the young man with exquisite makeup in the mirror, with a dull expression.
Heaven is playing with me!
Cheng Ran was crying in a storm.
An hour ago, when he woke up from a dream, he found himself sitting in a strange room, surrounded by people coming and going, noisy, he didn't know what he was doing, and there were people dangling around him, from time to time Paint and paint on his face.
Cheng Ran subconsciously stopped the air cushion that was about to slap his face.
The make-up artist paused: "Master Cheng, what's the problem?"
Just as Cheng Ran was about to speak, he was startled by the appearance of the person in the mirror. Immediately, there was a sharp pain in his head, and his pretty face suddenly wrinkled into a ball.
The makeup artist was frightened and hurried out to call someone.
In just a few minutes when he went out to find someone, Cheng Ran was tortured by the memories in his mind. When the makeup artist came back with the butler, the memory of the original owner had been straightened out, and Cheng Ran was also in a cold sweat, lying on the table. gasping.
He actually wore a book!
She also turned into green tea cannon fodder who was tortured to death by the villains!
The butler is an uncle in his 50s with gray hair, and he also knows something about the marriage between his young master and Cheng Ran. Seeing Cheng Ran's pale face, he thought he was remorseful, and immediately showed an unbearable expression.
But now, regretting the marriage is impossible.
The butler stepped forward and warned softly: "Madam, all the guests have arrived, and the young master is also urging."
The word "Ma'am" woke Cheng Ran up.
That's right, today is the wedding day of the original owner and Lan Qiye.
Who is Lan Qiye? The ultimate villain in the original book, the incarnate demon king who tortured and killed the original owner. He married the original owner for revenge.If he dared to ruin Lan Qiye's wedding today, he might die the next day without a place to bury him, and the escape plan that just popped up in his mind disappeared in an instant.
"I know, I was too nervous and had a headache just now." Cheng Ran pulled out a smile.
The wedding must go on.
Because of sweating a lot, the makeup on his face was a bit smudged and had to be reapplied.
Fortunately, the make-up artist was skilled and quickly re-made Cheng Ran. Even his pale face became rosy because of the blush.Cheng Ran put on his suit and walked out of the dressing room under the leadership of the housekeeper.
Walking through the corridor to the lobby, Cheng Ran saw Lan Qiye in the crowd at a glance.
There is no way, Lan Qiye's appearance and temperament are too outstanding, his whole person exudes a dazzling villain aura, it is difficult for people to admit his mistake.To be honest, if he didn't know that his newlywed husband was a villain, Cheng Ran, a face-controlling and gay man, would definitely fall in love with Lan Qiye at first sight, but now...
It was this extra look that made Lan Qiye, who was still talking and laughing with the guests, look over.
A pair of peach blossom eyes seemed to be a smile but not a smile, and the unknown emotion in the eyes made Cheng Ran shudder.
"Another groom is here!" someone shouted, and the next second, Lan Qiye left the guests behind and walked towards Cheng Ran with a smile on his face.
Cheng Ran almost had the urge to turn around and run.
"Xiao Ran is ready?" Lan Qiye smiled and stretched out his hand to him.
Cheng Ran smiled at him stiffly, didn't move for a while, and finally the housekeeper touched his arm from behind, Cheng Ran finally came to his senses, put his hand on Lan Qiye's palm bravely.
The wedding march sounded, and Lan Qiye led Cheng Ran onto the stage.
Having never eaten pork but also seen pigs running, the following wedding process was not much different from what Cheng Ran had watched before.
Of course, it is dozens of times more luxurious.
Although the world background of this book is different from Cheng Ran's original world, it remains basically the same.Except for one thing, this is a world where besides men and women, there is a third sex called Linzi.Linzi is taller than women and weaker than men. He cannot impregnate women, but has the ability to conceive from men.
The original owner of the cannon fodder and the protagonist Shou are both Lin Zi, who have the ability to give birth to children.
The original owner of the cannon fodder conceived a child not long after giving birth, and was tortured to death shortly after giving birth. The protagonist Shou was not pregnant until the end of the full text, which also caused many readers to frequently express their dissatisfaction in the comments.
But these are not what Cheng Ran cares about.
After reciting the oath and toasting, Cheng Ran excused himself not feeling well and went back to the room early.
Because he remembered a very important point, the original owner and Lan Qiye became pregnant not long after they got married, that is to say, they probably won the first place in one fell swoop on their wedding night!
Yuanshen really planned to be Mrs. Lan at first. The reason why he would cuckold Lan Qiye was also because he found that Lan Qiye didn't take himself seriously at all, and was stimulated by the protagonist's show of affection. He would twitch his head, and in the end he killed himself alive.
And today is his and Lan Qiye's wedding day.
He has no reason to refuse to have sex with Lan Qiye, and Lan Qiye probably won't allow his new wife to refuse him.
The text displayed on the phone screen before became concrete in his mind, and Cheng Ran could almost see the bloody picture, and immediately shivered and clutched his stomach.
Damn!Although he is gay, he doesn't want to have children!
Cheng Ran wanted to cry but had no tears.
He wandered around the room in a state of disbelief.
It has to be said that Lan Qiye really didn't care about this marriage at all, except for the part of showing off to outsiders.Lan's family lives in a villa, Cheng Ran only needs to carry his bags to move in, but he doesn't even decorate his new house, and Cheng Ran is staying in the second bedroom at all!Lan Qiye doesn't even have the intention of living with the original owner, he just treats people as a tool to vent his desires!
Cheng Ran rubbed his face vigorously. If he hadn't removed his makeup, he would definitely have turned into a grimace now.
After an unknown amount of time, Cheng Ran squatted from the bed to the sofa, and then rolled from the sofa to the ground. His suit was also thrown aside randomly, and he was extremely decadent.
At this moment, there was a sound of opening the door.
Cheng Ran got up from the ground with a jerk, his head twitched, he acted before thinking, and scrambled into the closet.
"Sir, Madam's fetal position is not correct, the doctor recommends caesarean section, please sign here as soon as possible."
A man in a suit and leather shoes stood outside the operating room with a shocking smile on his face, as if the person who was giving birth inside was not his wife, but his sworn enemy.
"For caesarean section, remember not to use anesthesia." Cruel sentences spit out from the man's perfectly shaped lips, "He is my wife, I hope you can take good care of him, and don't let him die on the operating table."
The accent fell on the word "take care of", which made the nurse on the side shudder.
The man's words were unquestionable. The teenager on the operating table had his stomach cut open alive. He was suffocating in pain, but he couldn't escape. He wanted to scream and beg for mercy, but he couldn't even utter a single syllable.
Before losing consciousness, the boy vaguely heard the man outside the door talking——
"Take the young master for an appraisal. If there is anything wrong with the result, he and his wife will be thrown into the slums."
"The Actor's Wife of the Rich President" is a novel that Cheng Ran stayed up all night to read.
Although the title of the book looks like a story about a brain-dead Mary Sue, in fact it is true—the protagonist Shou is a Linzi from a poor background, and has countless relatives in his family. After accidentally entering the entertainment circle, he meets the president Gong. Then he slapped his face all the way to upgrade, and finally won the best actor title in the process of constant dog abuse with Lao Gong, and Cinderella turned into a wealthy wife.
But after all, it is a smash hit novel. Although the plot is a bit mentally retarded and the writing style is a little immature, but the author's rhythm is well grasped, otherwise Cheng Ran will not be able to stop, and stay up late at the risk of not being able to get up the next day and be late Finished chasing the book.
But after the chase is over, all that's left is emptiness.
In addition to the author's routine, there is another reason for Cheng Ran to see the ending.
——In the article, there is a cannon fodder who has skipped most of the book, with the same name and surname as him.
The cannon fodder Cheng Ran is the white moonlight of the protagonist.
Bai Yueguang is as beautiful as a flower, with a delicate body and a weak body. She grew up with the protagonist Gong as a childhood sweetheart. She grew up in the same yard when she was a child. The protagonist Gong also had a good impression of him.It's a pity that he was cut off by the villain Lan Qiye halfway, and taking advantage of the difficulties encountered by Cheng's company, he forcibly married Cheng Ran back home.However, Lan Qiye is not sincere towards Cheng Ran, all he does is to attack the protagonist Gong.
Seeing this all the time, Cheng Ran still regrets the relationship between the protagonist Gong and the cannon fodder Cheng Ran, thinking that Lan Qiye is a big villain.
But since this article is a sweet and refreshing article, it is natural not to describe the relationship between the protagonist Gong and the cannon fodder too purely, so the cannon fodder is completely black.Although he looks like a white lotus with white skin and beautiful skin, he is actually a black-hearted lotus. He married Lan Qiye voluntarily because he dislikes the poor and loves the rich, and he doesn't like the protagonist who was born as an illegitimate child. attack.After getting married, he found out that Lan Qiye was just using him, so the conceited cannon fodder Cheng Ran started acting as a demon, transforming himself into a coquettish slut with an explosive green tea temperament, constantly flirting with other men, and wearing countless green tops for the villain Lao Gong. In the end, the child of the big villain Lan Qiye was tortured to death.
After the protagonist Gong learned the true face of Bai Yueguang, he was completely disappointed in this innocent first love, and he realized the beauty of the protagonist more and more. All the misunderstandings caused by Bai Yueguang before were resolved, and the previous suspicions were resolved.
Of course, as the ultimate villain, Lan Qiye had a bad ending, not to mention his ruined reputation, and his only child was adopted by the protagonist, and he ended up alone for the rest of his life.
Seeing the ending of the cannon fodder, Cheng Ran only felt a pain in his lower abdomen.
The book describes the fate of the cannon fodder Cheng Ran vividly, especially the section where the autopsy was performed in the operating room, Cheng Ran almost felt the same way.
No way, who made their names exactly the same.
But none of the above is the point.
The point is, if Cheng Ran knew that he would time travel after reading such a mindless Mary Su sweet novel, he would never listen to his roommate's recommendation to read this novel!
Cheng Ran sat quietly in front of the mirror, looking at the young man with exquisite makeup in the mirror, with a dull expression.
Heaven is playing with me!
Cheng Ran was crying in a storm.
An hour ago, when he woke up from a dream, he found himself sitting in a strange room, surrounded by people coming and going, noisy, he didn't know what he was doing, and there were people dangling around him, from time to time Paint and paint on his face.
Cheng Ran subconsciously stopped the air cushion that was about to slap his face.
The make-up artist paused: "Master Cheng, what's the problem?"
Just as Cheng Ran was about to speak, he was startled by the appearance of the person in the mirror. Immediately, there was a sharp pain in his head, and his pretty face suddenly wrinkled into a ball.
The makeup artist was frightened and hurried out to call someone.
In just a few minutes when he went out to find someone, Cheng Ran was tortured by the memories in his mind. When the makeup artist came back with the butler, the memory of the original owner had been straightened out, and Cheng Ran was also in a cold sweat, lying on the table. gasping.
He actually wore a book!
She also turned into green tea cannon fodder who was tortured to death by the villains!
The butler is an uncle in his 50s with gray hair, and he also knows something about the marriage between his young master and Cheng Ran. Seeing Cheng Ran's pale face, he thought he was remorseful, and immediately showed an unbearable expression.
But now, regretting the marriage is impossible.
The butler stepped forward and warned softly: "Madam, all the guests have arrived, and the young master is also urging."
The word "Ma'am" woke Cheng Ran up.
That's right, today is the wedding day of the original owner and Lan Qiye.
Who is Lan Qiye? The ultimate villain in the original book, the incarnate demon king who tortured and killed the original owner. He married the original owner for revenge.If he dared to ruin Lan Qiye's wedding today, he might die the next day without a place to bury him, and the escape plan that just popped up in his mind disappeared in an instant.
"I know, I was too nervous and had a headache just now." Cheng Ran pulled out a smile.
The wedding must go on.
Because of sweating a lot, the makeup on his face was a bit smudged and had to be reapplied.
Fortunately, the make-up artist was skilled and quickly re-made Cheng Ran. Even his pale face became rosy because of the blush.Cheng Ran put on his suit and walked out of the dressing room under the leadership of the housekeeper.
Walking through the corridor to the lobby, Cheng Ran saw Lan Qiye in the crowd at a glance.
There is no way, Lan Qiye's appearance and temperament are too outstanding, his whole person exudes a dazzling villain aura, it is difficult for people to admit his mistake.To be honest, if he didn't know that his newlywed husband was a villain, Cheng Ran, a face-controlling and gay man, would definitely fall in love with Lan Qiye at first sight, but now...
It was this extra look that made Lan Qiye, who was still talking and laughing with the guests, look over.
A pair of peach blossom eyes seemed to be a smile but not a smile, and the unknown emotion in the eyes made Cheng Ran shudder.
"Another groom is here!" someone shouted, and the next second, Lan Qiye left the guests behind and walked towards Cheng Ran with a smile on his face.
Cheng Ran almost had the urge to turn around and run.
"Xiao Ran is ready?" Lan Qiye smiled and stretched out his hand to him.
Cheng Ran smiled at him stiffly, didn't move for a while, and finally the housekeeper touched his arm from behind, Cheng Ran finally came to his senses, put his hand on Lan Qiye's palm bravely.
The wedding march sounded, and Lan Qiye led Cheng Ran onto the stage.
Having never eaten pork but also seen pigs running, the following wedding process was not much different from what Cheng Ran had watched before.
Of course, it is dozens of times more luxurious.
Although the world background of this book is different from Cheng Ran's original world, it remains basically the same.Except for one thing, this is a world where besides men and women, there is a third sex called Linzi.Linzi is taller than women and weaker than men. He cannot impregnate women, but has the ability to conceive from men.
The original owner of the cannon fodder and the protagonist Shou are both Lin Zi, who have the ability to give birth to children.
The original owner of the cannon fodder conceived a child not long after giving birth, and was tortured to death shortly after giving birth. The protagonist Shou was not pregnant until the end of the full text, which also caused many readers to frequently express their dissatisfaction in the comments.
But these are not what Cheng Ran cares about.
After reciting the oath and toasting, Cheng Ran excused himself not feeling well and went back to the room early.
Because he remembered a very important point, the original owner and Lan Qiye became pregnant not long after they got married, that is to say, they probably won the first place in one fell swoop on their wedding night!
Yuanshen really planned to be Mrs. Lan at first. The reason why he would cuckold Lan Qiye was also because he found that Lan Qiye didn't take himself seriously at all, and was stimulated by the protagonist's show of affection. He would twitch his head, and in the end he killed himself alive.
And today is his and Lan Qiye's wedding day.
He has no reason to refuse to have sex with Lan Qiye, and Lan Qiye probably won't allow his new wife to refuse him.
The text displayed on the phone screen before became concrete in his mind, and Cheng Ran could almost see the bloody picture, and immediately shivered and clutched his stomach.
Damn!Although he is gay, he doesn't want to have children!
Cheng Ran wanted to cry but had no tears.
He wandered around the room in a state of disbelief.
It has to be said that Lan Qiye really didn't care about this marriage at all, except for the part of showing off to outsiders.Lan's family lives in a villa, Cheng Ran only needs to carry his bags to move in, but he doesn't even decorate his new house, and Cheng Ran is staying in the second bedroom at all!Lan Qiye doesn't even have the intention of living with the original owner, he just treats people as a tool to vent his desires!
Cheng Ran rubbed his face vigorously. If he hadn't removed his makeup, he would definitely have turned into a grimace now.
After an unknown amount of time, Cheng Ran squatted from the bed to the sofa, and then rolled from the sofa to the ground. His suit was also thrown aside randomly, and he was extremely decadent.
At this moment, there was a sound of opening the door.
Cheng Ran got up from the ground with a jerk, his head twitched, he acted before thinking, and scrambled into the closet.
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