Pinocchio and Bluebeard

When Cheng Ran returned to the room, he felt like his heart was about to jump out of his mouth.

He actually bit Lan Qiye? ! ! !

What to do, how will Lan Qiye kill him?

Cheng Ran stared at the door wanting to cry without tears. Although the door was already locked, Lan Qiye must have a spare key. Taking a step back, even if he didn't have a key, he could still smash the door with Lan Qiye's character of.

He is dead QAQ!

Being held in his arms, Xiao Hui moved uncomfortably, raised her head and meowed.

Cheng Ran choked up and said, "What should I do, you may have to sleep on the street again."

Xiao Hui tilted his head: "Meow?"

Seeing Xiao Hui's cute and invincible appearance, Cheng Ran was determined not to let him go back to such a life without a fixed place. After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and began to explain his last words to Lu Zhongfeng, as well as various things about taking care of Xiao Hui. Precautions.

Probably because his tone and content were too desperate, Lu Zhongfeng called directly.

"Of course, what happened? Lan Qiye is going to attack you? No way, how long has it been!"

Cheng Ran said with a mournful face, "Damn, I'm doomed."

Lu Zhongfeng said anxiously: "So let me ask you what's wrong!"

Cheng Ran glanced at the door again, and said cowardly, "I bit him just now."

Lu Zhongfeng said, "Where did you bite?"

Cheng Ran said, "On the face."

Lu Zhongfeng was silent for a moment before he said, "Is this a new love interest for you two?"

"Get out! I'm serious!" Cheng Ran gritted his teeth, "That devil thinks I'm fat, and said he wants me to lose weight, so I can only eat cucumbers every day. Didn't I go to school today, so I ignored his warning and ate cucumbers. After the meal was finished, he smelled my mouth when he came back, and said he would punish me for skipping dinner, and took away all my snacks, and I was so mad that I bit him."

"It's too much!" Lu Zhongfeng shared the same hatred, "Snacks are innocent, why implicate them!"

"..." Cheng Ran's forehead twitched, "If you are not upright, you will break up with me!"

Lu Zhongfeng quickly corrected his attitude, and said with a sneer, "I want to ease the atmosphere, but don't be angry, are you worried that he will kill you now?"

Cheng Ran said: "Yes, otherwise I would be free to write you a suicide note. Remember to take good care of my cat after I die."

Lu Zhongfeng hurriedly said: "It's not that serious, is it? Is he very angry now?"

Cheng Ran said, "How would I know, I ran away after biting it."

Lu Zhongfeng said: "Then where are you now?"

Cheng Ran said, "It's in my room."

Lu Zhongfeng said: "You are stupid, you still stay at home, you won't run out? Just come to my place to take refuge!"

Cheng Ran: "..."

He was frightened and stupid at the time, how could he have the time to think so much.

Lu Zhongfeng said: "Aside from the pervert, who else is in your family?"

Cheng Ran said, "There is also an aunt and a housekeeper."

Lu Zhongfeng said, "Do you have their contact information?"

Cheng Ran said, "Yes."

He has WeChat for both of them. In comparison, he and Aunt Li are in more frequent contact.Because Lan Qiye doesn't pay much attention to food and isn't very picky about food, Aunt Li came to ask him about the taste of this "new lady". Cheng Ran started to order after being polite a few times, which also avoided Aunt Li's trouble of thinking about the dishes every day. .

Lu Zhongfeng said: "Then ask them quietly first, what's the pervert's situation now. But I don't think he even broke in to arrest you, so he shouldn't be too angry, otherwise he would have ripped you apart."

"Baby, you are really my savior." Cheng Ran kissed the microphone hard, and immediately sent a message to Aunt Li after hanging up the phone.

However, Aunt Li was cooking, and she conveniently put her mobile phone on the dining table when she was cleaning just now, but she couldn't hear the beep.Instead, it caught Lan Qiye's attention, and he glanced casually, just in time to see the screen light up.

Cheng Ran's news broke into his sight brightly.

Ran Ran didn't eat enough: Aunt Li, is Mr. still angry now?

The corners of Lan Qiye's mouth curled unconsciously, wondering if he would be angry, it was so cute, one couldn't help but want to bully the little guy to the point of crying.

Cheng Ran didn't realize that he had been exposed.

He waited for 10 minutes, but his stomach couldn't wait anymore. He was young and energetic, and he had already digested the food at noon. At this moment, his stomach was protesting "gurgling". There is unlimited supply of cucumbers, but today there are no cucumber skins.

Cheng Ran held back for a while, but couldn't hold back, and sent another message.

But I'm not full: Can I pour out the leftovers tonight?Hide it in the refrigerator, I will eat it after my husband falls asleep, and I will wash off the dishes by myself.

As soon as Lan Qiye finished reading this paragraph, Aunt Li came out with the prepared dishes.

He immediately withdrew his gaze, waited nonchalantly for Aunt Li to serve all the dishes, and said casually, "You forgot your phone."

Aunt Li thanked her and took the phone.

"I don't want to eat this dish today, you can put it away, I will eat it tomorrow." Lan Qiye pointed to the most central plate.

It was a plate of sweet and sour pork that was still steaming, the meat was wrapped in crystal clear sauce, and it shone seductively under the light of the chandelier. If Cheng Ran was here at this moment, his mouth would definitely be drooling. .

Aunt Li was puzzled, but she removed the sweet and sour pork.

She remembered that the husband never ate overnight dishes, what happened today?

Her doubts were quickly answered.Putting the sweet and sour meat into the fresh-keeping box, Aunt Li took out her mobile phone to look casually, and saw Cheng Ran's news. Combined with Lan Qiye's abnormal behavior just now, she immediately showed a relieved smile.

——It seems that the husband is still hard-spoken and soft-hearted, and he is not willing to let the wife go hungry.

Aunt Li replied the message with a smile - the husband is not very angry, I will notify you when the husband goes upstairs.

Cheng Ran touched his deflated stomach, and finally felt some comfort.

At any rate, he was able to live again, and he had something to eat at night.

Lan Qiye didn't do it too deliberately. After eating, as usual, he sat in the living room for a while and read the evening newspaper before going upstairs.

When the door slammed, Aunt Li threw away the dishcloth and immediately informed Cheng Ran.

Cheng Ran also knew that Lan Qiye would seldom come out again after returning to his room, but he still didn't dare to steal a meal under the light, and urged Aunt Li to go back to rest early, and he would sneak into the kitchen when the lights downstairs were all off.

Aunt Li ended today's work without saying a word - Madam can't be hungry!

Through the crack of the door, Cheng Ran saw that the lights downstairs were dimmed, so he waited for about ten minutes to be on the safe side before tiptoeing out of the room.After going downstairs, Cheng Ran borrowed the weak light from the phone screen to enter the kitchen, not even daring to turn on the flashlight.

Opening the refrigerator, there was a box full of sweet and sour pork lying in it.

Cheng Ran screamed happily in his heart, he hastily took out the crisper, and was about to feast on it.

But the moment he opened the lid, the lights in the dining room turned on.

"Yo!" Lan Qiye walked through the dining room with a smile, and leaned against the kitchen door with folded arms, "What a coincidence."

Qiaoqiaoqiao, what a knock!

Cheng Ran wanted to cry, but silently withdrew his hand that couldn't even touch the side of the sweet and sour meat.

"Come to drink water?" Cheng Ran smiled firmly.

"No, I just don't feel full for dinner, so I want to add another meal." Lan Qiye said, mercilessly snatching away the sweet and sour pork in front of Cheng Ran, and took a bite of meat with a pair of chopsticks. While chewing, he said, "What about you?"

Cheng Ran swallowed hard, and said, "I'm here to drink water."

"That's it, drink slowly." Lan Qiye said, turned and walked out of the kitchen.

Cheng Ran's eyes were green, and his eyes were glued to Lan Qiye's hand, watching him go to the table and sit down, and stuffed another piece of meat into his mouth.

Dignity is precious, but the price of life is higher. If it is for delicious food, both can be thrown away!

Cheng Ran's back straightened instantly, and the belly groan representing hunger was like the sound of a battle drum giving him infinite courage, encouraging him to walk in front of Lan Qiye recklessly.

Lan Qiye just swallowed the meat in his mouth, glanced at Cheng Ran unobtrusively, and said deliberately: "Aunt Li is good at cooking recently, this sweet and sour pork is still tender and juicy even if it is cold." , took another piece of meat and put it in his mouth.

Waiting for this opportunity!

Cheng Ran held Lan Qiye's head in one hand, and put his mouth on it, trying to snatch the meat from Lan Qiye's mouth by touching his lips and tongue!

Lan Qiye would never have thought that Cheng Ran would do this until he died.

For the first time, he showed a dull expression, and the chopsticks fell to the ground, and Cheng Ran held his face and swept it in his mouth.

Cheng Ran has no experience and relies entirely on instinct. Fortunately, Lan Qiye has not yet recovered. Cheng Ran's plan to snatch the meat was a complete success, and he won a complete victory within five seconds, chewing the hard-won candy contentedly Vinegar meat.

Lan Qiye was still dumbfounded.

Seeing this, Cheng Ran quickly stuffed his mouth full of sweet and sour pork with his hands, turned his head and ran away.

But this time, he couldn't escape.

Lan Qiye stretched out his long arms and pulled Cheng Ran back.

Cheng Ran chewed frantically, and swallowed the meat without biting it, for fear that Lan Qiye would pick the meat out for him.

——This is really Cheng Ran thinking too much, although Lan Qiye is a bit perverted and cruel, but it is not so disgusting.

Lan Qiye grabbed Cheng Ran's oily hands with one hand, raised his head above his head, and pushed him down on the dining table. He leaned over himself and asked with a frown, "What were you doing just now?"

When Cheng Ran saw this expression, he knew something was wrong, his brain stopped functioning, and he dared to say anything.

"The meat in Brother Qiye's mouth is extraordinarily delicious!"

In the next second, Lan Qiye lowered his head and kissed Cheng Ran fiercely.