Pinocchio and Bluebeard

"Didn't you say you won't have dinner?"

Lan Qiye closed the door with his backhand, and walked to the bed with folded arms.

Cheng Ran quickly took the cucumber out of his mouth, got out of bed, and kept a safe distance from Lan Qiye: "This is the fruit after a meal, it helps digestion."

Lan Qiye glanced at the plate on the bedside table: "To digest so much?"

Cheng Ran laughed: "Yes, I ate too much during the day."

Lan Qiye said: "Speaking of which, I did feel a bit heavier when I hugged you last night. It's time to lose weight."

"..." Cheng Ran touched his nose, "I haven't had dinner yet."

Lan Qiye said: "But you are still eating cucumbers."

Did Cheng Ran think he was so perverted that he wouldn't even let him eat cucumbers?

Lan Qiye smiled softly: "How about this, you don't have to eat from today, eat a few cucumbers every day, and resume your normal diet after you lose weight."

Cheng Ran stared at him in disbelief.

Is eating cucumbers every day to starve him to death? This guy is definitely taking revenge on what happened to him and Lu Zhongfeng yesterday, absolutely!

Lan Qiye stood still, not feeling at all how unreasonable his request was.

But Cheng Ran didn't dare to resist, he was still feeling guilty because of what happened last night, and even felt that Lan Qiye's just not letting him eat was already a very light punishment, so he had to accept it silently.

Lan Qiye followed his word, Cheng Ran didn't have a hot meal for two days on the weekend.

Lan Qiye specially asked Aunt Li to go out and buy a basket of cucumbers, and when he went to the table to eat, he asked Cheng Ran to sit opposite him, and there were sliced ​​cucumbers on the plate, the kind that were only sprinkled with salt.That's fine, but Lan Qiye made a lot of requests in the past two days, insisting on asking Aunt Li to make a big table of delicacies from mountains and seas, and he didn't care if he couldn't finish it.

Cheng Ran was chewing on a cucumber, his eyes were almost green.

But whenever he wanted to stretch out his chopsticks to secretly pick up a piece of meat, Lan Qiye's chopsticks would hit the back of his hand with lightning speed.

After being whipped a few times, Cheng Ran didn't dare to stretch out his chopsticks anymore.

Aunt Li looked distressed and said, "Sir, what are you doing?"

Lan Qiye said with a smile: "Xiao Ran said he wants to lose weight, and I'm supervising him."

Aunt Li said: "It doesn't mean that you are not allowed to eat a piece of meat. If this continues, your body will collapse."

Lan Qiye said: "This is what Xiaoran asked me to do. He feels that he lacks self-control, and hopes that I can strictly supervise him and never give up until he loses weight successfully. Isn't that right, Xiaoran?"

Cheng Ran nodded with a dry smile: "Eating cucumbers is good, very good..."

My heart frantically pricks the villain, the devil king.

Hmph, it's only two days for the pervert to torture him. When I go to school tomorrow, let's see if he doesn't ruin the school cafeteria!

With the great ambition of destroying the cafeteria, Cheng Ran was forced to eat meaty cucumbers twice that night, and had to take another piece of coptis-flavored contraceptive pill after eating, which was really miserable.

The next day, he woke up with a sore back and a sore back, and was told by Lan Qiye: "You must not steal food at school. I will check when I come back."

Cheng Ran said yes, but rolled his eyes in his heart, when we get to school, who cares about you!

Today is the first day of going to a new class, and it would be a lie to say that I am not nervous.Reluctantly, his stomach was empty, Cheng Ran went to the cafeteria to buy two big meat buns before class, and ran to the classroom while chewing.

As soon as the clinker entered the classroom door, it attracted the attention of all the students.

Cheng Ran hadn't swallowed the steamed stuffed bun yet, so he stood at the door in a bewildered expression with puffed cheeks, not daring to go in.

A beautiful girl got up and came to Cheng Ran with a smile: "You are Cheng Ran, right? I am the monitor of this class, and my name is Yang Qiaoyi."

Cheng Ran swallowed hard, nodded to Yang Qiaoyi, and said vaguely: "Hello."

Yang Qiaoyi didn't care, she turned around and said, "Don't scare the new classmates", and the rest of the people looked away and continued to do their own things.Yang Qiaoyi took Cheng Ran to find a seat and sat down, and introduced the situation of the class and department to him.

Under the guidance of Yang Qiaoyi, Cheng Ran downloaded the new class schedule.

Only then did he know that the first class on Monday was a small class, and the students who usually come to the class are all from the same class. No wonder he received a lot of attention when he came in just now, because he is a new face!

But there is one thing he doesn't know. His performance at the school celebration was overwhelming. Videos from various angles have long been posted on campus forums, and countless reposts have been made. He is more popular than the students of the film academy.In other words, he's already famous in school now, it's a pity he hasn't realized it yet.

Yang Qiaoyi couldn't talk to him too much, because the class started soon.

What the teacher said was completely unfamiliar to Cheng Ran, but he was not too worried. He firmly believed that he would be able to return to the original world soon, and maybe he would not have to pass the final exam.As for whether the original owner will come back after he goes back, and what to do after he returns... He has already promoted the original owner to a higher school, even if he paid back the cost of borrowing the body, he can't control any more.

The overall atmosphere of the class is pretty good.

Cheng Ran remembered that when those students looked at him just now, most of them were curious and showed no obvious hostility, which made him a little relieved about the future campus life.

except for one thing...

Cheng Ran raised his head countless times, and the boy sitting in the second-to-last row against the wall immediately looked away, avoiding the two people's eye contact.

"???"

Why does this guy keep peeking at him?

Cheng Ran couldn't help but took out his mobile phone, and checked his appearance carefully with the front camera, and found nothing wrong, oh, it's just that he was ten degrees ugly in the front camera.

Cheng Ran propped his chin, spinning his pen for a while in boredom, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and looked at the boy with bright eyes.

He is so stupid!This boy's profile is so perfect, his whole body seems to be glowing, besides the protagonist Ni Gantang, who else can have such an aura!

He was really dizzy by Lan Qiye's torment, and he forgot that he might meet Ni Gantang after he changed his department.

It was the same at the previous party, he originally planned to appreciate Ni Gantang's heroic appearance, but was disturbed by Lan Qiye who ran out halfway, and forgot everything, and he didn't know how Ni Gantang performed that night.But since it's the protagonist, with Mary Su's aura around it, no matter what, it should shine brightly, right?

……Oops!

Cheng Ran frowned, but now that Lu Zhongfeng was pierced by his friend, and his friend was an out-and-out number zero, wouldn't he have lost all the protagonist's relationship with Ni Gantang?

Cheng Ran couldn't help but look at Ni Gantang sympathetically, and silently prayed in his heart that the protagonist's halo would be strong enough, and without Lu Zhongfeng, there would be other overlords to choose from—forget about Jiang Yousi, he was the one his friends liked , he cannot be a pig teammate.

After finishing one incomprehensible theoretical class, and there was no class in the next one, Cheng Ran was dragged by Yang Qiaoyi to visit the campus for more than an hour, where is the dormitory, where is the stadium, where is the library, nothing else. big and small.

When passing by the cafeteria, Cheng Ran couldn't walk anymore.

"Squad leader, let's stop here today, I want to eat something first."

Yang Qiaoyi's flame of enthusiasm has not been extinguished, but she can't stop her new classmates from eating, so she has to reluctantly say that she will continue tomorrow.

Cheng Ran smirked at her, turned around and decided to run away after class tomorrow, and never give her the slightest chance to be a female monk!

Cheng Ran ate a full belly in the cafeteria, and bought a backpack of snacks at the canteen.

Most of the students in the film school will strictly demand their figure, so the cafeteria and canteen are often useless. Today, it is not easy to meet a generous big client. Cheng Ran has a sweet mouth, and soon won the heart of the aunt in the canteen .

While chatting, the aunt at the commissary suddenly slapped her thigh and said, "Oh, are you the boy in the video a few days ago?"

Cheng Ran was at a loss: "...Huh?"

"Definitely, I know people's abilities." She took out her mobile phone and opened the campus forum of the Film Academy to show Cheng Ran, "Look at this, this hot post is still floating on the homepage. Is that person you?"

Cheng Ran looked at the video of the main building on the mobile phone of the auntie in the canteen, and was surprised to find that it was actually him!

"What's the situation?" Caught off guard and turned red, Cheng Ran still couldn't react.

The aunt at the commissary said: "You don't know, wow, you've become popular these days!"

What followed was a torrent of praise.

The auntie of the canteen usually has a lot of free time, and her posting efficiency is fast and ruthless. She spends every day on campus forums and other major social events. Cheng Ran’s post, which has become popular since last weekend, has been chased by her from beginning to end. I am fortunate to meet you now. When it comes to real people, you don't have to talk about it.

Cheng Ran has never heard so many rainbow farts since he was a child. When he came home, his foot on the gas pedal was always floating.

However, this joy is gone after entering the door.

Who can tell him why Lan Qiye has already returned home? !

Cheng Ran thought of the snacks in his backpack, and his back started to sweat. What should I do? Will Lan Qiye search his bag? ... No, no, although Lan Qiye is a bit perverted, he is not so perverted.

But it turns out that Lan Qiye is just that perverted.

He hooked his fingers towards Cheng Ran and said, "Come here."

Cheng Ran's whole body was tense, and he didn't even pay attention to Xiao Hui who came up to be petted, and walked to the edge of Lan Qiye step by step.

Lan Qiye grabbed his arm and pulled it, making him sit on his lap.

Lan Qiye pinched Cheng Ran's chin, slightly pushed his lips and jaw apart slightly, leaned over and sniffed lightly: "Well, why does it smell like fried chicken?"

Cheng Ran: "..."

"Stolen food?" Lan Qiye patted his buttocks lightly, "Why are you so disobedient?"

Cheng Ran retorted inwardly: labor and management are obviously eating it openly!I knew I would eat a few cloves of garlic at noon!Can't kill him!

"Don't eat dinner today." Lan Qiye sentenced Cheng Ran to death with one sentence, and then pinched his bulging bag, "I'm afraid it's full of food, so confiscate it."

Cheng Ran: "..."

Devil QAQ!

Lan Qiye looked at Cheng Ran's eyes that were gradually glowing, and raised his eyebrows viciously: "Why, dissatisfaction... hiss!"

It can be described as vicious and cowardly.

Seeing his food being taken away, Cheng Ran's mind twitched, and he opened his mouth to bite Lan Qiye's face.

After biting him, he came back to his senses, jumped up from Lan Qiye's body as if his butt was on fire, rolled and crawled, and ran upstairs, not forgetting his loyal cat, Xiao Hui, who had been following him all along. I'm afraid that Lan Qiye will take his anger out on the milk cat.

With the sound of panicking footsteps in his ears, Lan Qiye was unexpectedly not angry.

He touched the tooth marks on his face, turned his head and looked at Aunt Li who was holding the cherries, who was already stunned, and said, "Put the things down, you go and prepare dinner."