God, he always changes me
Chapter 14 The idiot
Once Brother Bao left, Jiang Zhe was the only one in the dormitory.
Lu Mei's mind is full of mud now.He has seen female ghosts in Shixi Village, and he believes that there are things in this world that cannot be explained by science.For example, when one wakes up, one becomes a ghost or something?
Lu Mei carefully recalled her own characteristics in her mind, and finally had to admit that he might have turned into a mouse that everyone shouted to beat.
Suddenly the bed shook violently.Lu Mei's conditioned hair suddenly rose. It turned out that when they got in and out of bed, they were so deafening to the ears of small animals like mice.
Lu Mei watched as Jiang Che, who was like a giant, came down from the upper bunk and sat on Brother Bao's bed, his eyes fixed on his own bed.
Lu Mei peeked at Jiang Che from behind the bedpost.Jiang Zhe is really good-looking, with sharp eyebrows, big eyes, and a straight nose, which is more dazzling than the current stars. The most important thing is that aloof temperament, the aura that idlers can't enter, makes people crazy.
When Lu Mei was human, she didn't have the courage to keep staring at Senior Brother Jiang, but she became a mouse and fulfilled her wish.
Even if he has to be a mouse forever, he still needs to see Senior Brother Jiang to see enough.After his grandparents died, the only thing he cared about was Brother Jiang.
I don't know how long it took, when Lu Mei's eyes were sore, Brother Jiang went to his bed and rummaged.Could it be that Senior Brother Jiang, who is extremely smart, has discovered something wrong.Lu Mei's heart was pounding, she was indeed Professor Zhou's lover.
But in the next second, Lu Mei was shocked.Brother Jiang picked up his blanket and buried his face in it.Then the whole person lay on the bed and rolled around quite gracefully.Lu Mei's whole mouse is not well.
Probably shocked by Brother Jiang's idiot's behavior, Lu Mei stood in the aisle dumbfounded.Jiang Ze, who was rolling, caught a glimpse of a gray cloud, picked up a book and flew towards the mouse.
Lu Mei was horrified, her potential exploded, and she crawled back under the bed with a thud.
Beauty is detrimental to the country, if I play for another second, I should be in the trash can.
Lu Mei burst into tears, as a little squirrel representing the four evils and being dirty at the same time, being seen by the clean senior brother Jiang, of course only one book ended up being shot to death.Lu Mei prayed in her heart, Brother Jiang must not kill them all.
In fact, Jiang Che didn't like the behavior of getting under the bed to kill rats, after driving away the rats.Jiang Che began to worry about where Lu Mei went without making a sound.Until it was almost dinner time, Lu Mei still hadn't gone back.Jiang Che was a little worried, so he called Lu Mei.
"Flowers bloom with five-leaf spring banners, snow embraces the Zen machine cold mountain, ask the sky what color looks to touch my heartstrings..." The bell rang under Lu Mei's bed.Could it be that Lu Mei didn't bring her mobile phone with her when she went out?Jiang Che's two sword eyebrows were furrowed together.
Lu Mei was startled by the sudden ringtone, why did he drop his phone on the ground.He hastily ran to the cell phone, swiped his front paws to hook the cell phone, but happened to meet Jiang Zhe who was picking up the cell phone.
One person and one mouse fell into an eerie calm.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
Jiang Che's face darkened instantly, and Lu Mei groaned several times in shock.Jiang Che got up, turned around and walked outside the dormitory.
No, no, it's just a mouse, Senior Brother Jiang, you're not so clean that you don't want to be in the same room with a mouse!
In a blink of an eye, Jiang Che came in with a broom.
Lu Mei: "!!!!!!"
Lu Mei yelled frantically, but the only words left her mouth: "Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
A big broom swept towards Lu Mei, and Lu Mei ran wildly wagging his tail, but every time Sa Yazi ran a few steps, the big broom followed.
Being pursued by her crush, Lu Mei wanted to cry but had no tears.
Suddenly, Lu Mei had an idea.Sa Yazi ran to the side of the phone, and quickly kicked the phone's power button with her leg.The moment the phone screen turned on, Lu Mei almost cried.
But in the next second, the big broom followed.
Brother Jiang!Have you ever seen a mouse that is so smart and can press the power button?
At the moment of crisis, Lu Mei's brain was spinning rapidly.Brother Jiang loves to be clean, and will not show mercy when he sees a mouse, unless he knows that he is Lu Mei.
While the screen was on, Lu Mei pulled her tail and walked in a zigzag.Jiang Che saw a mouse unlock Lu Mei's phone screen saver right under the bed.
"..."
"You... are Lu Mei?" Jiang Zhe, who had a super receptive ability, hesitated for a second, calmed down the turmoil in his heart, and asked calmly.
"Squeak!" Lu Mei nodded frantically.
"You turned into a mouse?" Jiang Che confirmed again and again.
"Squeak, squeak!" Lu Mei couldn't help feeling, as expected of Senior Brother Jiang, if it was replaced by the other two in the dormitory, he would have already been buried in a garbage dump with his blood spattered five steps away.
Jiang Che grabbed Lu Mei by the tail, put Lu Mei in the palm of his hand, and flicked Lu Mei's small head with his fingers.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak." Stop playing, I'm dizzy.
Jiang Che chuckled, "It's so cute."
Lu Mei, who was a mouse, suddenly became embarrassed, and Senior Brother Gao Leng Rujiang would praise others for being cute.But in the next second, Lu Mei was forced to lie on her back in Jiang Zhe's hands.
"I want to check, if you're female, you're not Lu Mei." Jiang Zhe pulled Lu Mei's four legs away expressionlessly, pointed to a bump in front of Lu Mei's tail, and said with a smirk: "Male, what a little girl." .”
Small?Little little!
Lu Mei's brain froze, Senior Brother Jiang even teased him, and even pointed at his little brother and said "Small!"
I'm just a mouse now okay?Of course a mouse's little brother is small, and a mouse has pride too!
It was probably because Lu Mei's eyes were too sharp.Jiang Che also stopped playing around with Lu Yi, and instead remembered how idiot he was just now, and gave Lu Yi a meaningful look.
To Lu Mei, they had only known each other for a month, but to him, he had been secretly in love with Lu Mei for two full years.
love at first sight.He fell in love with Lu Mei at first sight.
University A and University B are not far apart, because of professional reasons, Jiang Zhe often goes to the library of University A to borrow books.He saw Lu Mei sitting on the ground reading history books seriously in the library building.
Lu Mei was very fair and clean, with soft hair sticking to her forehead, she was looking at the book with full concentration, as if everything in the world had nothing to do with him.
During that period, he often came to University A to borrow books, and he could always see Lu Mei who was reading seriously at that position. Professor Zhou of University A appreciates him very much, and often invites him to University A, and sometimes even reserves a seat for him in the lectures of nationally renowned scholars.He naturally remembered it, but it wasn't enough to make him leave B University.Professor Zhou is a well-known scholar and historian in the country, and the century-old B University is also a collection of famous teachers.
In order to get close to Lu Mei, he resolutely joined Professor Zhou's school and became a graduate student of University A, regardless of the retention of Professor B.
God took great care of him.During the year of graduate school, he swept away all the prey around Lu Mei, quietly dormant behind Lu Mei, and when he learned that Lu Mei was going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, he did not hesitate to plead with Professor Chen, who had once offered him an olive branch, and accepted Lu Mei.
Unexpectedly, what God took care of more was that the sweetheart actually shared a dormitory with me.
Jiang Che reached out and stuffed Lu Mei, who had turned into a mouse, into his chest pocket.If he remembered correctly, today when he saw someone confessing to Lu Mei, he thought for a moment that he wanted to turn Lu Mei into a small animal so that he could wear it close to his body.
"Are you hungry?" Jiang Che thoughtfully poured milk on the bottle cap: "The mice should drink milk."
Lu Mei narrowed her eyes happily.
Just now Senior Brother Jiang rolled on his bed a little pervertedly, and also looked at his little brother, does it mean that he likes him too?
After drinking two caps of milk, Lu Mei was full.Jiang Zhe, who was in high spirits, smoothed Lu Mei's hair with his fingers, once and for all. When his fingers ran across the dingy fur, Lu Mei felt numb and a little itchy, but it was very comfortable.
It turns out that being smoothed is so comfortable?No wonder cat and dog owners need to use smooth hair to calm their pets.
But, I can't be a mouse all my life!
"A living person turns into a mouse, or turns into an animal." Jiang Zhe entered keywords into the computer, and what came out were all hypotheses. The horror of Chernobyl's nuclear radiation is alarmist, and the mutant mouse is huge and devours the living.More or ghost stories.
Most of the information on the Internet is alarmist and nonsense, so I closed the browsing page.Jiang Che fell into deep thought, probably because he unintentionally used the magic words to turn Lu Mei into a mouse.
The Jiang family is famous for Taoism, feng shui and spiritual skills.With a history of hundreds of years, the family has always valued children who are gifted and able to learn Taoism, but he has no talent in this area. Since childhood, his parents have cared more about his younger brother who is gifted, and naturally less for his eldest son who cannot inherit the ancestral business. teach.
Now that I have suddenly awakened to the magic of speech, I still don't know how to use it. If I want Lu Yi to change back to the original state, I still have to rely on the Taoist ability.But ask him to go back and beg his parents or younger brother.Once they discover their abilities, they will probably do everything possible to hinder themselves and Lu Yi.
After waiting for two years for a secret love to improve, it can't be that there are a few more obstacles for no reason.Jiang Che would never go back and beg his parents.
"There are some good Taoist temples near this city. It's already late today. I'll take you to cast spells tomorrow."
Lu Mei almost laughed out of Jiang Che's serious words. Aren't Taoist priests charlatans?But when I think that I have become a mouse, nothing will happen.
Brother Bao and Shouhou came back one after another that night, but Lu Mei was not there.
"Where did sister Lu go? Why didn't you come back today?"
Lu Mei, who was lying on Jiang Zhe's bed, moved her little ears and quickly shrank into Jiang Zhe's quilt.
Jiang Che said coldly, "Why are you so concerned about Lu Mei!"
Brother Bao touched his head in doubt: "What's wrong with the love between brothers!"
"My love is enough."
Lu Mei, who was wagging her tail under Jiang Zhe's quilt, wagged her tail even more happily.
At night, Lu Mei lay on Jiang Zhe's pillow, staring at Jiang Zhe's handsome face.This is probably the biggest benefit of being a mouse. Not only can you see the beauty of the male god openly, but you can also enjoy sharing the same bed that you will never be able to enjoy after Shixishan comes back.
Deeper, Jiang Ze, who was afraid that Lu Mei, who was sleeping on the pillow, would catch a cold, grabbed Lu Mei by the tail, put him on his chest, covered him with a quilt, and fell asleep.
One night, Lu Mei, who was covered in fur, was woken up several times by the heat, but she was reluctant to get out of the quilt.
Lu Mei's mind is full of mud now.He has seen female ghosts in Shixi Village, and he believes that there are things in this world that cannot be explained by science.For example, when one wakes up, one becomes a ghost or something?
Lu Mei carefully recalled her own characteristics in her mind, and finally had to admit that he might have turned into a mouse that everyone shouted to beat.
Suddenly the bed shook violently.Lu Mei's conditioned hair suddenly rose. It turned out that when they got in and out of bed, they were so deafening to the ears of small animals like mice.
Lu Mei watched as Jiang Che, who was like a giant, came down from the upper bunk and sat on Brother Bao's bed, his eyes fixed on his own bed.
Lu Mei peeked at Jiang Che from behind the bedpost.Jiang Zhe is really good-looking, with sharp eyebrows, big eyes, and a straight nose, which is more dazzling than the current stars. The most important thing is that aloof temperament, the aura that idlers can't enter, makes people crazy.
When Lu Mei was human, she didn't have the courage to keep staring at Senior Brother Jiang, but she became a mouse and fulfilled her wish.
Even if he has to be a mouse forever, he still needs to see Senior Brother Jiang to see enough.After his grandparents died, the only thing he cared about was Brother Jiang.
I don't know how long it took, when Lu Mei's eyes were sore, Brother Jiang went to his bed and rummaged.Could it be that Senior Brother Jiang, who is extremely smart, has discovered something wrong.Lu Mei's heart was pounding, she was indeed Professor Zhou's lover.
But in the next second, Lu Mei was shocked.Brother Jiang picked up his blanket and buried his face in it.Then the whole person lay on the bed and rolled around quite gracefully.Lu Mei's whole mouse is not well.
Probably shocked by Brother Jiang's idiot's behavior, Lu Mei stood in the aisle dumbfounded.Jiang Ze, who was rolling, caught a glimpse of a gray cloud, picked up a book and flew towards the mouse.
Lu Mei was horrified, her potential exploded, and she crawled back under the bed with a thud.
Beauty is detrimental to the country, if I play for another second, I should be in the trash can.
Lu Mei burst into tears, as a little squirrel representing the four evils and being dirty at the same time, being seen by the clean senior brother Jiang, of course only one book ended up being shot to death.Lu Mei prayed in her heart, Brother Jiang must not kill them all.
In fact, Jiang Che didn't like the behavior of getting under the bed to kill rats, after driving away the rats.Jiang Che began to worry about where Lu Mei went without making a sound.Until it was almost dinner time, Lu Mei still hadn't gone back.Jiang Che was a little worried, so he called Lu Mei.
"Flowers bloom with five-leaf spring banners, snow embraces the Zen machine cold mountain, ask the sky what color looks to touch my heartstrings..." The bell rang under Lu Mei's bed.Could it be that Lu Mei didn't bring her mobile phone with her when she went out?Jiang Che's two sword eyebrows were furrowed together.
Lu Mei was startled by the sudden ringtone, why did he drop his phone on the ground.He hastily ran to the cell phone, swiped his front paws to hook the cell phone, but happened to meet Jiang Zhe who was picking up the cell phone.
One person and one mouse fell into an eerie calm.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
Jiang Che's face darkened instantly, and Lu Mei groaned several times in shock.Jiang Che got up, turned around and walked outside the dormitory.
No, no, it's just a mouse, Senior Brother Jiang, you're not so clean that you don't want to be in the same room with a mouse!
In a blink of an eye, Jiang Che came in with a broom.
Lu Mei: "!!!!!!"
Lu Mei yelled frantically, but the only words left her mouth: "Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
A big broom swept towards Lu Mei, and Lu Mei ran wildly wagging his tail, but every time Sa Yazi ran a few steps, the big broom followed.
Being pursued by her crush, Lu Mei wanted to cry but had no tears.
Suddenly, Lu Mei had an idea.Sa Yazi ran to the side of the phone, and quickly kicked the phone's power button with her leg.The moment the phone screen turned on, Lu Mei almost cried.
But in the next second, the big broom followed.
Brother Jiang!Have you ever seen a mouse that is so smart and can press the power button?
At the moment of crisis, Lu Mei's brain was spinning rapidly.Brother Jiang loves to be clean, and will not show mercy when he sees a mouse, unless he knows that he is Lu Mei.
While the screen was on, Lu Mei pulled her tail and walked in a zigzag.Jiang Che saw a mouse unlock Lu Mei's phone screen saver right under the bed.
"..."
"You... are Lu Mei?" Jiang Zhe, who had a super receptive ability, hesitated for a second, calmed down the turmoil in his heart, and asked calmly.
"Squeak!" Lu Mei nodded frantically.
"You turned into a mouse?" Jiang Che confirmed again and again.
"Squeak, squeak!" Lu Mei couldn't help feeling, as expected of Senior Brother Jiang, if it was replaced by the other two in the dormitory, he would have already been buried in a garbage dump with his blood spattered five steps away.
Jiang Che grabbed Lu Mei by the tail, put Lu Mei in the palm of his hand, and flicked Lu Mei's small head with his fingers.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak." Stop playing, I'm dizzy.
Jiang Che chuckled, "It's so cute."
Lu Mei, who was a mouse, suddenly became embarrassed, and Senior Brother Gao Leng Rujiang would praise others for being cute.But in the next second, Lu Mei was forced to lie on her back in Jiang Zhe's hands.
"I want to check, if you're female, you're not Lu Mei." Jiang Zhe pulled Lu Mei's four legs away expressionlessly, pointed to a bump in front of Lu Mei's tail, and said with a smirk: "Male, what a little girl." .”
Small?Little little!
Lu Mei's brain froze, Senior Brother Jiang even teased him, and even pointed at his little brother and said "Small!"
I'm just a mouse now okay?Of course a mouse's little brother is small, and a mouse has pride too!
It was probably because Lu Mei's eyes were too sharp.Jiang Che also stopped playing around with Lu Yi, and instead remembered how idiot he was just now, and gave Lu Yi a meaningful look.
To Lu Mei, they had only known each other for a month, but to him, he had been secretly in love with Lu Mei for two full years.
love at first sight.He fell in love with Lu Mei at first sight.
University A and University B are not far apart, because of professional reasons, Jiang Zhe often goes to the library of University A to borrow books.He saw Lu Mei sitting on the ground reading history books seriously in the library building.
Lu Mei was very fair and clean, with soft hair sticking to her forehead, she was looking at the book with full concentration, as if everything in the world had nothing to do with him.
During that period, he often came to University A to borrow books, and he could always see Lu Mei who was reading seriously at that position. Professor Zhou of University A appreciates him very much, and often invites him to University A, and sometimes even reserves a seat for him in the lectures of nationally renowned scholars.He naturally remembered it, but it wasn't enough to make him leave B University.Professor Zhou is a well-known scholar and historian in the country, and the century-old B University is also a collection of famous teachers.
In order to get close to Lu Mei, he resolutely joined Professor Zhou's school and became a graduate student of University A, regardless of the retention of Professor B.
God took great care of him.During the year of graduate school, he swept away all the prey around Lu Mei, quietly dormant behind Lu Mei, and when he learned that Lu Mei was going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, he did not hesitate to plead with Professor Chen, who had once offered him an olive branch, and accepted Lu Mei.
Unexpectedly, what God took care of more was that the sweetheart actually shared a dormitory with me.
Jiang Che reached out and stuffed Lu Mei, who had turned into a mouse, into his chest pocket.If he remembered correctly, today when he saw someone confessing to Lu Mei, he thought for a moment that he wanted to turn Lu Mei into a small animal so that he could wear it close to his body.
"Are you hungry?" Jiang Che thoughtfully poured milk on the bottle cap: "The mice should drink milk."
Lu Mei narrowed her eyes happily.
Just now Senior Brother Jiang rolled on his bed a little pervertedly, and also looked at his little brother, does it mean that he likes him too?
After drinking two caps of milk, Lu Mei was full.Jiang Zhe, who was in high spirits, smoothed Lu Mei's hair with his fingers, once and for all. When his fingers ran across the dingy fur, Lu Mei felt numb and a little itchy, but it was very comfortable.
It turns out that being smoothed is so comfortable?No wonder cat and dog owners need to use smooth hair to calm their pets.
But, I can't be a mouse all my life!
"A living person turns into a mouse, or turns into an animal." Jiang Zhe entered keywords into the computer, and what came out were all hypotheses. The horror of Chernobyl's nuclear radiation is alarmist, and the mutant mouse is huge and devours the living.More or ghost stories.
Most of the information on the Internet is alarmist and nonsense, so I closed the browsing page.Jiang Che fell into deep thought, probably because he unintentionally used the magic words to turn Lu Mei into a mouse.
The Jiang family is famous for Taoism, feng shui and spiritual skills.With a history of hundreds of years, the family has always valued children who are gifted and able to learn Taoism, but he has no talent in this area. Since childhood, his parents have cared more about his younger brother who is gifted, and naturally less for his eldest son who cannot inherit the ancestral business. teach.
Now that I have suddenly awakened to the magic of speech, I still don't know how to use it. If I want Lu Yi to change back to the original state, I still have to rely on the Taoist ability.But ask him to go back and beg his parents or younger brother.Once they discover their abilities, they will probably do everything possible to hinder themselves and Lu Yi.
After waiting for two years for a secret love to improve, it can't be that there are a few more obstacles for no reason.Jiang Che would never go back and beg his parents.
"There are some good Taoist temples near this city. It's already late today. I'll take you to cast spells tomorrow."
Lu Mei almost laughed out of Jiang Che's serious words. Aren't Taoist priests charlatans?But when I think that I have become a mouse, nothing will happen.
Brother Bao and Shouhou came back one after another that night, but Lu Mei was not there.
"Where did sister Lu go? Why didn't you come back today?"
Lu Mei, who was lying on Jiang Zhe's bed, moved her little ears and quickly shrank into Jiang Zhe's quilt.
Jiang Che said coldly, "Why are you so concerned about Lu Mei!"
Brother Bao touched his head in doubt: "What's wrong with the love between brothers!"
"My love is enough."
Lu Mei, who was wagging her tail under Jiang Zhe's quilt, wagged her tail even more happily.
At night, Lu Mei lay on Jiang Zhe's pillow, staring at Jiang Zhe's handsome face.This is probably the biggest benefit of being a mouse. Not only can you see the beauty of the male god openly, but you can also enjoy sharing the same bed that you will never be able to enjoy after Shixishan comes back.
Deeper, Jiang Ze, who was afraid that Lu Mei, who was sleeping on the pillow, would catch a cold, grabbed Lu Mei by the tail, put him on his chest, covered him with a quilt, and fell asleep.
One night, Lu Mei, who was covered in fur, was woken up several times by the heat, but she was reluctant to get out of the quilt.
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