God, he always changes me

Spring is the season of love, and autumn is the season of getting out of singles.

It was Golden Week when Lu Mei and Jiang Zhe returned to school.Originally, when it was a big game, Brother Bao and Shouhou hid in the dormitory to play games.

"Autumn is the season to get out of the singles." The thin monkey sang in the wind, then his expression changed, and he said sadly: "Why have I been single for 24 years, every time the university starts, and the freshmen come to school, I think my princess is finally come, but they always turn around and fall into the arms of fools."

"That's because compared to the third-level disabled, idiots can at least be taken out." Brother Bao sarcastically mercilessly.

The thin monkey jumped up immediately: "Fatty, you are also single! Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps."

Brother Bao glanced at Skinny Monkey and teased, "I've been in serious relationships at least twice, and you still have 24 years of boy jelly."

"Damn! Fatty, if I don't beat you to death today, my surname will not be Zhang."

"I really didn't expect Brother Bao to be in love." Lu Mei put down "Song History" and watched Shouhou and Brother Bao chasing each other. After all, he, Lu Mei, had never been in love.

"Hee hee." Brother Bao suddenly smiled strangely: "Sister Lu, of the four boys in our dormitory, only my brother Bao has ever been in a relationship. There is a trick to chasing girls. Come here and I will teach you."

The thin monkey who was chasing after Brother Bao immediately threw the pillow, and took a small note devoutly: "Brother Bao, hurry up and pass on your experience, and try to let me bring a daughter-in-law home for my mother to take a look at during the Chinese New Year this year."

Brother Bao: "Sister Lu, come here soon, Brother Bao's love secrets can only be taught once."

Lu Mei moved her ears and looked at Brother Bao with piercing eyes.

Jiang Che, who was on the upper bunk, heard the sound, and a knife flew over.Brother Bao received the look, hehe laughed and said, "Senior Brother Jiang doesn't need it, the girls chasing Brother Jiang can all line up at the school gate."

She turned her head and said to Lu Mei as if she had come here: "Sister Lu, with your pretty face, as long as you stand obediently, Sister Yu will come to your door. After all, you look good."

Lu Mei chuckled, thinking that your whole family is just a fool.

Brother Bao turned his head to the thin monkey who was biting the ballpoint pen and was about to write down small notes, patted the thin monkey on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Monkey, please mourn, maybe we will have a chance in our lifetime!"

"Damn! Fatty!" The thin monkey swung the pillow and got on it.

In the bedroom, chickens and dogs jumped instantly.Jiang Che frowned, grabbed a pillow and threw it at the thin monkey, and then hit Brother Bao's face accurately.

Brother Bao: "Senior brother Jiang, you must have done it on purpose, you can't be rough on your buddies just because they said less about your charm! Well, the girls who chase you are queued at the school gate, and the boys who chase you are queued to *** Come on!"

Another pillow flew over.

Lu Mei walked towards Brother Bao distressedly.

Brother Bao was touched and said, "Sister Lu is better!"

Without even looking at Brother Bao, Lu Mei picked up Jiang Ze's pillow, flicked the ashes carefully, and sent it back to Jiang Ze.

Brother Bao is messy: "People are not as good as pillows these days."

Skinny Monkey pushed Brother Bao from behind, and teased, "It's not that people are not as good as pillows, it's that you are not as good as Jiang Ze's pillow."

Brother Bao: "..."

Brother Bao and Shouhou were still laughing and laughing.But Lu Mei felt guilty because of Brother Bao's words. Are there any boys who chase after Brother Jiang?No, he just likes one of the many beings in Senior Brother Jiang.

The more she thought about it, the more guilty she felt, Lu Mei raised her head and took a peek at Jiang Che, who was also looking at him, and the two of them pretended to collide.Lu Mei lowered her head in panic like a thief caught stealing something.

The life of a graduate student is plain and comfortable.After Lu Mei read the entire "History of the Song Dynasty", the Golden Week of the [-]th National Day passed quietly, and the college students who came back from crazy fun reoccupied the university campus.

Jiang Zhe has started to get busy these days. Since he is Professor Zhou's favorite student, he has written a paper in almost three days and a report in four days.In particular, Jiang Zhe's senior brothers and sisters always needed Jiang Zhe's endless help.

Lu Mei saw Jiang Che less and less these days, even if they lived in the same dormitory, the two saw each other much less often.

This made Lu Mei, who fell in love with someone for the first time, fall into lovesickness.

"Sister Lu, I want to eat meat buns from the cafeteria in the morning. Bring me two, and the rest are the same as usual."

"I have two vegetable buns, one fried dough stick, and one bag of soy milk." The thin monkey yawned and poked his head out from under the quilt, fearing that his breakfast would be ruined if Lu Mei left.

In the past few days, Jiang Zhe hurried to Professor Zhou's house at dawn.Lu Mei also got up early, and when Jiang Che left, she just sat there stupidly.So Brother Bao and Shouhou let the idle Lu Mei run errands with sinister intentions.

"Okay." Anyway, not once or twice.

It's only early seven o'clock, college students rarely get up so early.Every time Lu Mei goes to the cafeteria, the hot steamed stuffed buns are just out of the pan.

"Young man, it's you again. There are not many students who are as early as you." The aunt in the cafeteria has a good impression of this boy who wakes up early every day, and always gives the biggest and the most during lunch.

Under the tacit care of each other, Lu Mei said good morning to the aunt in the cafeteria.

According to the usual practice, there is one unlucky event every day.When Lu Mei walked out of the cafeteria carrying her breakfast, she bumped into a tall and thin girl.The girl fell down on the ground, her delicate eyebrows were frowned, her face was full of anger, when she looked up and saw Lu Mei, she was stunned.

"Are you okay?" Lu Mei was very embarrassed, he just walked normally, and he felt sorry for the girl who could sit down on the ground like that.

"I'm sorry, I was careless." The girl sat on the ground pitifully and said to Lu Lumei.

It's hard to grin at the girl in pain and pretend not to care.

Lu Mei felt that she helped the girl up, and to express her apology, she invited the girl to have breakfast.

The girl kept asking for words: "Senior, do you also get up early every day to buy breakfast for your roommates?"

That's about it!Lu Mei nodded.

There were two red clouds flying on the girl's face, and her eyes rolled around Lu Mei: "Senior, do you usually come to this cafeteria?"

"This cafeteria is closer to the dormitory." Lu Mei quickly touched the cold buns, thinking how to slip away.

The girl said goodbye to Lu Mei soon.Brother Bao and Shouhou took the buns and wailed: "Sister Lu, did you go to Beijing to buy the buns?"

Lu Mei rolled her eyes at each of them.The days without Brother Jiang made him very irritable.

At noon, Lu Mei ran into that tall and thin girl again by chance.This time she put on a light makeup, looking at the pink makeup and jade.

The thin monkey watched the girl eat generously and sat next to Lu Mei, and slapped Brother Bao sadly: "Brother Bao, we need to eat more." He stared fiercely at Lu Mei.

Lu Mei was a little slow, and also noticed the girl's intentions.It's a pity that his own heart is on Brother Jiang.

After the meal, the girl stopped Lu Mei and wanted to talk to Lu Mei alone.

Under the eyes of Brother Bao and Skinny Monkey, you are busy first, and we will only peek at the side without disturbing you, Lu Mei was led to a gravel path by the girl.

"Senior Lu." The girl lowered her head: "Senior Lu, do you have a girlfriend?"

The girl's face was almost bleeding.

Lu Mei had never dealt with girls before, and it was the first time a girl confessed her love. She was nervous and at a loss, and her tongue was tied.He has someone he likes, even though it's a man.But he was also determined to keep liking her forever, and would rather be single than harm an innocent girl, but he thought it was too cruel to ask him to send a good person card to a girl.

The girl didn't hear Lu Mei's answer for a long time, and her original anticipation was instantly shattered: "Is it not possible?"

"Yes, I'm sorry..." Lu Mei finally found her voice.

"What's wrong with me?" The girl asked Lu Mei with red eyes.

This time Lu Mei bowed her head.

"Lu Mei." Jiang Che's voice suddenly came from behind.

Lu Mei looked up all of a sudden, and said in surprise, "Brother Jiang?"

Jiang Che looked at the expressionless face and hummed, looking at the girl sharply.

Seeing Lu Mei's surprised face, the girl felt aggrieved and angry, and gave Jiang Che a hard look: "Forget me." She ran away crying.

Lu Mei flattered her and said, "Brother Jiang, why are you back? Have you eaten yet? Let's go together!" Lu Mei, who had a good sense of crisis, sensed the unfriendly aura on Jiang Che.

Jiang Che gave Lu Mei a complicated look: "I've eaten."

The next two did not speak a word.All afternoon, Lu Mei was very disturbed, and kept trying to find Jiang Zhe to explain what happened at noon today.

But after thinking about it, how could I have a position to explain to Brother Jiang?The more I think about it, the more irritable I get.Unknowingly fell asleep.

When she woke up again, Lu Mei felt that the world had changed.

The world is still the same, but everything is bigger.The blanket he'd used to cover his belly was now almost too big to see the sides.

On the table three meters away from his bed, Brother Bao was playing games. When did Brother Bao become so big, like a giant.

Lu Mei was flustered for a while, what happened?He tried his best to walk in the direction of Brother Bao, but found that his feet were very uncoordinated. He looked down, and suddenly there was a thunderbolt. Why are his slender and straight legs covered with gray hair?Wait a minute, why do I have four legs?No, where is my hand?

A thought occupied Lu Mei's brain, and Lu Mei fell off the bed in a panic.The distance between the bed and the floor was only sixty centimeters, but now it became very long.

Lu Mei's heart jumped out of her throat when she fell, but it didn't hurt so much when she reached the ground.

"Damn!" Brother Bao, who was playing the game, smashed the mouse heavily, then dragged his slippers and said, "What a broken game, you can't even kill a small boss without charging money, so stop playing. Brother Jiang, I have something to go out and download."

Clap clap!Brother Bao took a step, and almost the whole ground shook.Seeing Brother Bao carelessly walking towards the door, Lu Mei hurriedly crawled under the bed on all fours.But his limbs are uncoordinated, Brother Bao's footsteps are too big, and he is about to be trampled to death with one kick.

"Huh? Why is Lu Mei gone?" Brother Bao stopped beside Lu Mei's bed and muttered, "I didn't see Lu Mei go out. This kid doesn't even say hello when he goes out."

Lu Mei hurriedly rolled under the bed.