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Chapter 268 Hao Chen Chapter - Childbirth Experience Instrument
When the fathers entered the delivery experience room, they heard screams like slaughtering pigs, and instantly repulsed their eagerness to try. They didn't even think about the 300 yuan they signed up for, and just wanted to get out of here quickly.
Ling Haochen saw the fathers lying on the chair and screaming in pain, and whispered to Fengyin: "You are not allowed to use defensive spells to resist the electric current, you have to feel the pain of childbirth thoroughly to experience for yourself how difficult it is for pregnant women."
Feng Yin gave him a cold look.
Ling Haochen knew that if he continued speaking, the guy in front of him would definitely turn around and leave, so he quickly flattered him and said, "Emperor Beiyin, you are different from the gods I know."
Feng Yin asked: "Do you still know immortals?"
"Yes, there are quite a few gods who are still my friends. Now most of the gods in the sky are aloof, disdainful of people and you are not qualified to climb up on them." Ling Haochen curled his lips unhappily, and then smiled at him: " Not as close to the people as Emperor Beiyin."
Feng Yin didn't look like he was lying, and the fact that an ordinary person could use the powerful God Locking Formation meant that he was not an ordinary person.
At this time, the staff in charge of the delivery experience called: "Next."
Ling Haochen and the others ranked first, Ling Haochen hurriedly dragged Feng Yin in: "Here we come, we come."
The staff asked: "Which one of you will experience it first?"
Ling Haochen pointed to Feng Yin: "He, he wants to experience, I didn't sign up, so I don't want to experience."
The man who was getting up from the experience chair stood up weakly, patted Feng Yin on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I wish you good luck."
Feng Yin: "..."
The staff member pointed to the chair and said to Feng Yin, "Lie down on it, and then pull the clothes over your chest."
Feng Yin frowned, he had never shown his chest in front of outsiders.
The staff saw his embarrassment: "You pull up the clothes, and I can put the clothes down after attaching the patch of the lead wire."
Feng Yin hesitated before pulling up his clothes slowly.
Seeing his eight-pack abs, Ling Haochen gave a thumbs up: "The figure is so good, I'm so envious."
Feng Yin glared at him, then looked elsewhere in embarrassment.
The staff posted the patch and said, "Okay, you can put down your clothes."
Feng Yin quickly pulled off the clothes.
Ling Haochen said with a smile: "If you have such a good figure, you should be more showy. What a pity you blocked it. Such a good figure was for nothing."
Feng Yin gave him a white look: "Shut up."
"I'm going to start," said the staff member.
Feng Yin hummed.
The staff first adjusted to two levels of intensity and asked, "Do you feel any pain?"
Feng Yin said lightly: "It doesn't hurt, just numb."
The staff member smiled and said, "The young man is not afraid of pain."
Ling Haochen stood next to the delivery experience device and said, "He's not afraid of pain, you can adjust the intensity to level five or higher."
"That's not okay. We need to take it slow. If it's turned up, he won't be able to bear it."
The staff was transferred to the third level, and Ling Haochen quietly pasted three enhancement symbols on the back of the delivery experience instrument.
At this moment, Feng Yin felt some tingling pain: "If you feel the pain, adjust again."
The birthing machine was adjusted to level four, and Ling Haochen quickly pasted three more enhancement signs on the back of the birthing machine. He smiled and asked, "Does it hurt?"
Feng Yin was calm all of a sudden: "There is only a little bit of pain."
Ling Haochen was depressed, he had pasted six enhancement talismans, and the other party still didn't feel much pain, as expected of the Great Emperor of Beiyin, ordinary electric current didn't have much effect on him, so he said to the staff: "Turn it up a bit. "
When the staff was transferred to level five, he posted ten more reinforcements.
Seeing that Fengyin didn't cry out for pain, the staff didn't even appear to be in pain at all, and said with a smile, "You really don't fear pain. If other people reach level five, they won't be able to bear it."
Ling Haochen said with a smile: "I just said that he is not afraid of pain, you have to turn it up a bit."
"Then I'll be transferred to the sixth grade."
Ling Haochen took the opportunity to post another twenty enhancement talismans, thinking, this time it must hurt.
But Feng Yin still didn't complain of pain, and even asked the staff to directly transfer to level ten.
This was requested by the experiencer himself. After a few words of persuasion from the staff, the experiencer did not change his mind, so he stopped persuading him and directly transferred to level [-].
Ling Haochen pasted the last hundred enhancement symbols in the space ring on the back of the experience device.
Damn, he doesn't believe that hurting him won't kill him.
Feng Yin finally felt the severe pain, as if the last few thunderbolts had hit him during the ninety-nine calamities, making him in agony, but he is the Great Emperor of Beiyin, how could he make the sound of killing a pig in front of ordinary people, especially In front of Ling Haochen, he couldn't lose face.
He pursed his lips tightly, trying not to make a sound.
"Good job, I didn't scream at the tenth level. If every woman is not afraid of pain like you, the delivery process will definitely go much smoother." Ling Haochen clapped his hands and said to the staff: "Auntie, you let the delivery instrument work on him. Stay on the body for 10 more minutes, I want to see how long he can bar."
Feng Yin glanced at him coldly, this person definitely made him suffer on purpose.
The staff laughed and said, "Okay, I've been in this industry for so many years, and I really haven't seen anyone who can survive to level ten without screaming."
Ling Haochen asked Feng Yin with a smile, "Does it still not hurt?"
Feng Yin wanted to say it didn't hurt, but when he opened his mouth, his lips trembled uncontrollably, and he quickly closed it again.
Ling Haochen chuckled: "Now you know how difficult it is to be pregnant? So you have to treat your pregnant husband well in the future."
Haha, the Great Emperor of Beiyin also wanted to save face too much. He was obviously in pain, but he still acted like he wasn't in pain.
Feng Yin glared at him.
Ling Haochen quickly stopped laughing.
After 10 minutes, the staff finally turned off the electric current, and Ling Haochen quickly took back the enhancement talisman.
At this moment, Feng Yin was paralyzed on the chair as if she had passed through hundreds of lightning calamities.
The worker admired: "Young man, you are the most pain-resistant person I have ever seen. I have already adjusted to the tenth level, and you haven't even broken a drop of sweat. I am convinced of you. Listen to the voice next to you." What a cry."
Ling Haochen chuckled again, how could a ghost be sweating.
He asked Feng Yin, "Can you get up and walk by yourself now?"
Feng Yin glanced at him, and used magic to prop up his body. The moment his foot hit the ground, he staggered, and he quickly grabbed the curtain beside him to stabilize his body.
Ling Haochen hurried to help him.
Feng Yin shook off his hand: "I don't need your help."
Ling Haochen muttered, "Death is about saving face."
The two left the room, Ling Haochen gave Fengyin an early education card and stuffed it into Fengyin's hand: "Remember to come to class when you are free."
Feng Yin turned around and walked towards the corner.
Ling Haochen chased after him, but the other party was nowhere to be seen. He gave a thud for help, and couldn't help laughing out loud anymore.
Haha, the Great Beiyin Emperor must not be able to hold back and escape back to the underworld, this ghost emperor is too cute.
He really got it right.
Feng Yin returned to the main hall of Fengdu in the underworld, paralyzed on the throne, and murmured, "It turns out that giving birth is so painful, it is no different from going through life and death. Women are really great. How did they survive childbirth?"
At this time, the Great Elder walked in, seeing Feng Yin's very weak appearance, and asked with concern: "Master, are you feeling unwell? Do you want to see a doctor for you?"
Feng Yin sat up and said: "From today onwards, pregnant women in the underworld will be given preferential treatment. As long as pregnant women who have no evil deeds can be reincarnated first, they will be less tortured. As for the specific regulations, you will formulate them. I will see these regulations in a week. On the desk of this seat."
The Great Elder was stunned: "Yes."
Emperor Fengyin was puzzled, isn't he going to get the child back?Why didn't the child get it in the end, and the regulations of the underworld were changed?
At the same time, Ling Haochen came out of the Huasheng shopping mall with a smile all the way, and then his mobile phone rang. Seeing that it was a call from Nan Lie, he connected and asked, "Xiao Lie Lie, what's the matter?"
Nan Lie laughed when he heard his voice, and also heard the sound of a car, and asked, "I'm just worried about you, so call and ask."
"I'm in a very good mood now, what can you worry about? It's you, do you like me, or we separated yesterday, and you called me early this morning, so I have to think about it. "
Nan Lie really felt that it was unnecessary to make this call, so he didn't even bother to say goodbye, so he hung up the phone directly, and then, someone knocked on the door, and Nan's mother shouted: "Xiao Lie, your Uncle Feng and the others are here, and they said they have already I haven't seen you for a long time, so go down and meet Uncle Feng and the others."
"Okay." Nan Liezhong stuffed his phone into his trouser pocket, opened the door and went downstairs.
There were two middle-aged couples sitting in the hall downstairs, one of them was Nan Lie's parents, and the other was Feng Qin and Jiang Mei, a couple from the Feng family.
After Nan Lie sat down, Jiang Mei smiled and said, "I haven't seen you in half a year, Xiao Lie is getting more and more handsome. If my family has a daughter, my daughter will definitely chase you."
Nan's mother said with a smile: "What's the use of being handsome these days, you have to have your own career, otherwise girls won't marry him."
"Brothers and sisters, don't be humble. Who doesn't know that Xiao Lie's grades in the Department of Archeology of National Capital University are among the best. Today I will take a test of Xiao Lie's study in school." Fengqin opened the big box in front of him, and there was a The beautiful five-phoenix crown is not very new, but each pearl is big and round.
Nan Lie was attracted by it at a glance. He knelt down in front of the phoenix crown and smelled the earthy smell inside. He raised his head and asked Feng Qin, "Is this five phoenix crown a newly unearthed cultural relic?"
Feng Qin smiled and said: "As expected of a child from the Nan family, his eyesight and sense of smell are different from ordinary people."
Jiang Mei smiled: "I can smell something different before I look closely. It was found in the grave of my father-in-law. It was obviously a phoenix crown worn by women when they got married, but it appeared in my father-in-law's coffin. The strangest thing is that my father-in-law There was no phoenix crown when it was buried, and I don’t know how it got in, but the quality of the beads on it seems to be very valuable, unlike the phoenix crown that only sells for a few hundred yuan outside, so I came to you for identification.”
Just as Nan Lie was about to speak, Feng Qin's hand phone rang.
Fengqin answered and chatted with someone before hanging up the phone, and then said to Father Nan with an apologetic face: "There is a sudden incident in my hometown, we need to go back to the old place, and Fengguan will be here with you, waiting for you to appraise it." , let's come again."
Seeing that they were really anxious, Mother Nan quickly got up and sent them out.
Nan Lie and Nan's father moved the phoenix crowns to the study and studied them slowly, and soon realized that they were not the phoenix crowns used by women in the old days to get married, but the five phoenix crowns used in Peking opera. Home.
That night, Nan Lie dreamed that someone was singing an opera all night long, and he woke up in the middle of the night, the sound of the opera still lingering in his ears. He was so startled that he quickly turned on the light and looked around, and then the door knocked.
Ling Haochen saw the fathers lying on the chair and screaming in pain, and whispered to Fengyin: "You are not allowed to use defensive spells to resist the electric current, you have to feel the pain of childbirth thoroughly to experience for yourself how difficult it is for pregnant women."
Feng Yin gave him a cold look.
Ling Haochen knew that if he continued speaking, the guy in front of him would definitely turn around and leave, so he quickly flattered him and said, "Emperor Beiyin, you are different from the gods I know."
Feng Yin asked: "Do you still know immortals?"
"Yes, there are quite a few gods who are still my friends. Now most of the gods in the sky are aloof, disdainful of people and you are not qualified to climb up on them." Ling Haochen curled his lips unhappily, and then smiled at him: " Not as close to the people as Emperor Beiyin."
Feng Yin didn't look like he was lying, and the fact that an ordinary person could use the powerful God Locking Formation meant that he was not an ordinary person.
At this time, the staff in charge of the delivery experience called: "Next."
Ling Haochen and the others ranked first, Ling Haochen hurriedly dragged Feng Yin in: "Here we come, we come."
The staff asked: "Which one of you will experience it first?"
Ling Haochen pointed to Feng Yin: "He, he wants to experience, I didn't sign up, so I don't want to experience."
The man who was getting up from the experience chair stood up weakly, patted Feng Yin on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I wish you good luck."
Feng Yin: "..."
The staff member pointed to the chair and said to Feng Yin, "Lie down on it, and then pull the clothes over your chest."
Feng Yin frowned, he had never shown his chest in front of outsiders.
The staff saw his embarrassment: "You pull up the clothes, and I can put the clothes down after attaching the patch of the lead wire."
Feng Yin hesitated before pulling up his clothes slowly.
Seeing his eight-pack abs, Ling Haochen gave a thumbs up: "The figure is so good, I'm so envious."
Feng Yin glared at him, then looked elsewhere in embarrassment.
The staff posted the patch and said, "Okay, you can put down your clothes."
Feng Yin quickly pulled off the clothes.
Ling Haochen said with a smile: "If you have such a good figure, you should be more showy. What a pity you blocked it. Such a good figure was for nothing."
Feng Yin gave him a white look: "Shut up."
"I'm going to start," said the staff member.
Feng Yin hummed.
The staff first adjusted to two levels of intensity and asked, "Do you feel any pain?"
Feng Yin said lightly: "It doesn't hurt, just numb."
The staff member smiled and said, "The young man is not afraid of pain."
Ling Haochen stood next to the delivery experience device and said, "He's not afraid of pain, you can adjust the intensity to level five or higher."
"That's not okay. We need to take it slow. If it's turned up, he won't be able to bear it."
The staff was transferred to the third level, and Ling Haochen quietly pasted three enhancement symbols on the back of the delivery experience instrument.
At this moment, Feng Yin felt some tingling pain: "If you feel the pain, adjust again."
The birthing machine was adjusted to level four, and Ling Haochen quickly pasted three more enhancement signs on the back of the birthing machine. He smiled and asked, "Does it hurt?"
Feng Yin was calm all of a sudden: "There is only a little bit of pain."
Ling Haochen was depressed, he had pasted six enhancement talismans, and the other party still didn't feel much pain, as expected of the Great Emperor of Beiyin, ordinary electric current didn't have much effect on him, so he said to the staff: "Turn it up a bit. "
When the staff was transferred to level five, he posted ten more reinforcements.
Seeing that Fengyin didn't cry out for pain, the staff didn't even appear to be in pain at all, and said with a smile, "You really don't fear pain. If other people reach level five, they won't be able to bear it."
Ling Haochen said with a smile: "I just said that he is not afraid of pain, you have to turn it up a bit."
"Then I'll be transferred to the sixth grade."
Ling Haochen took the opportunity to post another twenty enhancement talismans, thinking, this time it must hurt.
But Feng Yin still didn't complain of pain, and even asked the staff to directly transfer to level ten.
This was requested by the experiencer himself. After a few words of persuasion from the staff, the experiencer did not change his mind, so he stopped persuading him and directly transferred to level [-].
Ling Haochen pasted the last hundred enhancement symbols in the space ring on the back of the experience device.
Damn, he doesn't believe that hurting him won't kill him.
Feng Yin finally felt the severe pain, as if the last few thunderbolts had hit him during the ninety-nine calamities, making him in agony, but he is the Great Emperor of Beiyin, how could he make the sound of killing a pig in front of ordinary people, especially In front of Ling Haochen, he couldn't lose face.
He pursed his lips tightly, trying not to make a sound.
"Good job, I didn't scream at the tenth level. If every woman is not afraid of pain like you, the delivery process will definitely go much smoother." Ling Haochen clapped his hands and said to the staff: "Auntie, you let the delivery instrument work on him. Stay on the body for 10 more minutes, I want to see how long he can bar."
Feng Yin glanced at him coldly, this person definitely made him suffer on purpose.
The staff laughed and said, "Okay, I've been in this industry for so many years, and I really haven't seen anyone who can survive to level ten without screaming."
Ling Haochen asked Feng Yin with a smile, "Does it still not hurt?"
Feng Yin wanted to say it didn't hurt, but when he opened his mouth, his lips trembled uncontrollably, and he quickly closed it again.
Ling Haochen chuckled: "Now you know how difficult it is to be pregnant? So you have to treat your pregnant husband well in the future."
Haha, the Great Emperor of Beiyin also wanted to save face too much. He was obviously in pain, but he still acted like he wasn't in pain.
Feng Yin glared at him.
Ling Haochen quickly stopped laughing.
After 10 minutes, the staff finally turned off the electric current, and Ling Haochen quickly took back the enhancement talisman.
At this moment, Feng Yin was paralyzed on the chair as if she had passed through hundreds of lightning calamities.
The worker admired: "Young man, you are the most pain-resistant person I have ever seen. I have already adjusted to the tenth level, and you haven't even broken a drop of sweat. I am convinced of you. Listen to the voice next to you." What a cry."
Ling Haochen chuckled again, how could a ghost be sweating.
He asked Feng Yin, "Can you get up and walk by yourself now?"
Feng Yin glanced at him, and used magic to prop up his body. The moment his foot hit the ground, he staggered, and he quickly grabbed the curtain beside him to stabilize his body.
Ling Haochen hurried to help him.
Feng Yin shook off his hand: "I don't need your help."
Ling Haochen muttered, "Death is about saving face."
The two left the room, Ling Haochen gave Fengyin an early education card and stuffed it into Fengyin's hand: "Remember to come to class when you are free."
Feng Yin turned around and walked towards the corner.
Ling Haochen chased after him, but the other party was nowhere to be seen. He gave a thud for help, and couldn't help laughing out loud anymore.
Haha, the Great Beiyin Emperor must not be able to hold back and escape back to the underworld, this ghost emperor is too cute.
He really got it right.
Feng Yin returned to the main hall of Fengdu in the underworld, paralyzed on the throne, and murmured, "It turns out that giving birth is so painful, it is no different from going through life and death. Women are really great. How did they survive childbirth?"
At this time, the Great Elder walked in, seeing Feng Yin's very weak appearance, and asked with concern: "Master, are you feeling unwell? Do you want to see a doctor for you?"
Feng Yin sat up and said: "From today onwards, pregnant women in the underworld will be given preferential treatment. As long as pregnant women who have no evil deeds can be reincarnated first, they will be less tortured. As for the specific regulations, you will formulate them. I will see these regulations in a week. On the desk of this seat."
The Great Elder was stunned: "Yes."
Emperor Fengyin was puzzled, isn't he going to get the child back?Why didn't the child get it in the end, and the regulations of the underworld were changed?
At the same time, Ling Haochen came out of the Huasheng shopping mall with a smile all the way, and then his mobile phone rang. Seeing that it was a call from Nan Lie, he connected and asked, "Xiao Lie Lie, what's the matter?"
Nan Lie laughed when he heard his voice, and also heard the sound of a car, and asked, "I'm just worried about you, so call and ask."
"I'm in a very good mood now, what can you worry about? It's you, do you like me, or we separated yesterday, and you called me early this morning, so I have to think about it. "
Nan Lie really felt that it was unnecessary to make this call, so he didn't even bother to say goodbye, so he hung up the phone directly, and then, someone knocked on the door, and Nan's mother shouted: "Xiao Lie, your Uncle Feng and the others are here, and they said they have already I haven't seen you for a long time, so go down and meet Uncle Feng and the others."
"Okay." Nan Liezhong stuffed his phone into his trouser pocket, opened the door and went downstairs.
There were two middle-aged couples sitting in the hall downstairs, one of them was Nan Lie's parents, and the other was Feng Qin and Jiang Mei, a couple from the Feng family.
After Nan Lie sat down, Jiang Mei smiled and said, "I haven't seen you in half a year, Xiao Lie is getting more and more handsome. If my family has a daughter, my daughter will definitely chase you."
Nan's mother said with a smile: "What's the use of being handsome these days, you have to have your own career, otherwise girls won't marry him."
"Brothers and sisters, don't be humble. Who doesn't know that Xiao Lie's grades in the Department of Archeology of National Capital University are among the best. Today I will take a test of Xiao Lie's study in school." Fengqin opened the big box in front of him, and there was a The beautiful five-phoenix crown is not very new, but each pearl is big and round.
Nan Lie was attracted by it at a glance. He knelt down in front of the phoenix crown and smelled the earthy smell inside. He raised his head and asked Feng Qin, "Is this five phoenix crown a newly unearthed cultural relic?"
Feng Qin smiled and said: "As expected of a child from the Nan family, his eyesight and sense of smell are different from ordinary people."
Jiang Mei smiled: "I can smell something different before I look closely. It was found in the grave of my father-in-law. It was obviously a phoenix crown worn by women when they got married, but it appeared in my father-in-law's coffin. The strangest thing is that my father-in-law There was no phoenix crown when it was buried, and I don’t know how it got in, but the quality of the beads on it seems to be very valuable, unlike the phoenix crown that only sells for a few hundred yuan outside, so I came to you for identification.”
Just as Nan Lie was about to speak, Feng Qin's hand phone rang.
Fengqin answered and chatted with someone before hanging up the phone, and then said to Father Nan with an apologetic face: "There is a sudden incident in my hometown, we need to go back to the old place, and Fengguan will be here with you, waiting for you to appraise it." , let's come again."
Seeing that they were really anxious, Mother Nan quickly got up and sent them out.
Nan Lie and Nan's father moved the phoenix crowns to the study and studied them slowly, and soon realized that they were not the phoenix crowns used by women in the old days to get married, but the five phoenix crowns used in Peking opera. Home.
That night, Nan Lie dreamed that someone was singing an opera all night long, and he woke up in the middle of the night, the sound of the opera still lingering in his ears. He was so startled that he quickly turned on the light and looked around, and then the door knocked.
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