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Seeing that Feng Yin neither spoke nor left, Ling Haochen turned around to cook breakfast.He was the only one eating this morning, and there were strangers around, so he didn't want to make it complicated, so he cooked two eggs and a glass of milk for himself, which was simple and nutritious.

He didn't get a portion for Feng Yin because he was the king of the underworld and didn't need to eat at all, and the other party didn't say he wanted to eat, so there was no need to waste food.

After Ling Haochen had breakfast, he picked up his coat and put it on, and walked towards the door of the room.

Feng Yin also stood up and followed behind.

Ling Haochen turned around and looked at him: "You want to go out with me?"

"..." Feng Yin frowned slightly, he could obviously use force to take the child out and return him to the underworld, but he just didn't know why he didn't do that, and went out with Ling Haochen, a little confused what he was thinking, maybe it was I followed because I wanted to see how Ling Haochen shaped the child.

"You can go out with me, you have to show up to let everyone see your existence, and change your robe."

Feng Yin looked at what Ling Haochen was wearing, and then conjured up a set of clothes that were exactly the same, and his hair was also shortened, no different from a modern man.

Ling Haochen nodded in satisfaction, opened the door and walked out of the dormitory: "I tell you, don't take my child away."

Feng Yin listened to him talking about my child, which made him laugh and angry. It was obviously the child he raised with his own sperm, painstaking efforts, and mana. It had nothing to do with Ling Haochen. Why did the other party call it so smoothly? , is more fluent than the people he has raised for more than 800 years.

Ling Haochen walked slowly to the school gate, and got into a taxi.

The taxi driver asked, "Where are you going?"

Ling Haochen looked at Fengyin, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Master, do you know where there is a good early education center in the city?"

The taxi driver has been working as a driver for many years, and there are customers everywhere, so he naturally knows where there is a good early education center: "As far as I know, the childcare early education center in the city is quite famous. Where are you going?"

"Okay, let's go there."

The childcare and early education center is on the tenth floor of Huasheng Shopping Mall in the city center. Ling Haochen and Feng Yin heard the voices of many children as soon as they got out of the elevator.

The waiter at the front desk saw the two handsome guys coming, his eyes lit up, and he showed a big and elegant smile: "Welcome to the early education center, two gentlemen, I don't know how I can help you."

Ling Haochen asked: "Does your early childhood education center have experience classes? For example, how to help children change diapers, or how to help children take a bath?"

"Of course, do the two gentlemen want to experience it?"

"want."

"The experience class is only 10 minutes long. The teacher is about to start the class. Please come with me." The waiter took Ling Haochen and the others into the experience room and arranged for them to stand in the last two seats, and on the table were two Real children look a lot like silicone dolls.

Ling Haochen looked around the experience room, and found that half of the students in the room were men. He couldn't help but muttered: "The times have really changed."

Think about the ancient times, not to mention that men would come to early education classes, even changing diapers for children was considered a woman’s job. Men only need to be responsible for teasing children, thinking that children can grow up.

After the waiter went out, the teacher who gave the lecture began to say: "Welcome all biological parents to the Early Childhood Education Center. Today's experience class is to teach you how to change diapers for your children."

She picked up the little doll on the table, pointed to the little doll's buttocks and said, "The skin of a newborn is very delicate, so it can't be wrapped in a wet diaper for a long time, otherwise it's easy to get diaper rash. It is necessary to change diapers frequently, but changing diapers is a technical task for new parents. How to change diapers? The first point is to have a comfortable and solid surface, and put the baby on a bed or table , so that it feels comfortable and safe. It should be noted that parents should always protect the baby's body with their hands to avoid injuries..."

The teacher made a demonstration while talking, and the parents who came to learn also followed the teacher's actions.

Ling Haochen looked at the fake doll on the table, although he knew it was fake, he picked it up carefully.

At this time, the teacher stopped in the middle of the demonstration, and said to the people standing behind: "Mr. at the last table, please be gentle when picking up the child, otherwise you will hurt the child, and the newborn baby will be injured." The child is very fragile, you can only hold him, not lift his arm."

Everyone turned their heads, only to see that Feng Yin was holding the dummy doll's hand rudely, and because of his excessive force, the doll's arm was crushed flat, if it was a real child, the bones would definitely be crushed by him.

Feng Yin put the child down with a dark face.

Ling Haochen wanted to laugh and laughed in front of so many people. He suppressed his voice and said, "Emperor Beiyin, you really need to learn some early education lessons, or you will crush the child to death as soon as he comes out."

Feng said in a dark voice: "The children in this seat are not so fragile."

"My child is a human being, very fragile. If anyone dares to hurt him like this, I will kill him, and I will never even try to hold the child in the future, hmph."

Feng Yin: "..."

After returning, he must take out the child, otherwise he will not even be able to touch the child in the future.

"As the Great Emperor of Beiyin, you can't even change a diaper for your child. How will you manage the entire underworld well?"

Feng Yin: "..."

He didn't know how to change diapers before, so he can manage the underworld well.

"From today onwards, you must learn how to be a father. I will give you a card after class is over. Come and learn when you have time, otherwise I will be sorry for your title of Beiyin Great Emperor."

Feng Yin snorted coldly: "Even if I don't know how to change diapers, I can ask my subordinates to do it for me. If I don't know how to take care of children, I can ask others to do it for me."

Ling Haochen glared at him: "Is it your child, or someone else's? If someone raises the child for you, will the child kiss you in the future? If the child can talk in the future, he will treat the person who helped you raise the child as his father." , you cry when you kiss that person."

"..." Feng Yin was stunned speechless, depressed, and put the doll on the table with a dark face, and his movements were much lighter than before. He did whatever the teacher told him to do.

Seeing him seriously changing the diaper, Ling Haochen curled the corners of his mouth and started changing the diaper seriously.

"Don't wrap the diaper too tightly, it will stuff the baby's delicate and sensitive skin, and it will not be convenient for the baby to move around. After the baby defecates, try to wipe the baby's buttocks with a dry paper towel, which will scratch the baby's buttocks and cause redness and swelling of the anus , You can directly clean the baby's buttocks with wet paper towels or clean water, and then dry the water with a cotton cloth with good water absorption..." The teacher stopped his hands and said to everyone: "Newborn parents If you are interested in the early education class in the future, you can go to the front desk for consultation. We have more early education classes here to teach you, so that babies can have a healthy life. Well, today’s class ends here. Thank you for listening to my class .”

Ling Haochen said to Feng Yin: "Let's go and sign up."

Feng Yin, who was still wrapping diapers for the baby, had a dark handsome face, thinking how embarrassing it would be for him to say that he can't even wrap diapers well.

He threw down the diaper, walked out of the experience room, and then heard a man's screams coming from the early education class.

Everyone was quite frightened and looked inside one after another, only to see that the innermost room was originally open, but it was immediately closed because of the screams.

"what's going on?"

"Why is someone screaming? What is the room inside?"

The waiter hurried over and said: "Please don't be afraid, the last room is the childbirth experience room, which is specially designed for fathers to experience the labor pains during childbirth, and realize how difficult it is for mothers to give birth, and they will understand better in the future. I am considerate of mothers, and fathers who are willing to try labor pains can come to me to sign up."

Ling Haochen's eyes lit up, he raised Fengyin's hand and said, "He, he wants to try."

Feng Yin said with a gloomy face: "Why don't you experience it yourself? Why do you want me to experience it?"

Ling Haochen puffed her stomach: "Do I still need to experience? Do I still need to experience? Do I still need to experience when I give birth myself?"

Feng Yin: "..."

"As the Great Emperor of Beiyin, you have never known the sufferings of the mortal world. Now you have the best opportunity to let you know how difficult it is for mortals to live in the mortal world. When you go back, treat the ghosts of pregnant women who died of dystocia and give them more preferential treatment. " Ling Haochen raised Fengyin's hand again and waved to the waiter: "Waiter, he wants to sign up for the delivery experience."

Feng Yin: "..."

The other fathers cast admiring glances at Feng Yin.

The mothers looked at Feng Yin enviously, and whispered: "I don't know which girl is so lucky to marry, marrying a handsome and considerate husband is really enviable. He has completely changed into a different person. Every day when he comes home, he knows how to fall asleep. Seeing me with a big belly, and I don’t know how to help share the housework. Sometimes I really want to take a broom and slap him to death.”

"The man in my family is not alone. He doesn't know women's hard work at all, and he is very masculine. He thinks that childbirth is a woman's business. He thinks that childbirth is as easy as farting. He doesn't think that we are giving birth to children. How many mothers die in the delivery room without seeing their children."

"Yeah, if men were more considerate to us, our lives would be easier, and some mothers would not get depressed after giving birth and jump off the building with their children."

The fathers were embarrassed to hear the mothers nagging, and they also signed up to participate in the childbirth experience. Some of them went out of curiosity, and some really wanted to know how painful it is for pregnant women to give birth.

One childbirth experience is [-] yuan. After Ling Haochen paid the money and signed up, he couldn't wait to drag Fengyin into the delivery room, and there were endless screams inside.