[Comprehensive] Side by side with the little sun

Fujimaru Tachika: Hello everyone, the intermission is over.Welcome back to the sweet and greasy Fatang House. Although a certain person has received a lot of protests, no extras, just the text, but in order to ensure the integrity of this paragraph, a certain person still insists on finishing the 100-question interview. It's not for hydrology or anything... In short, just listen to this kind of nonsense, whoever believes it is stupid.

Mei: I think I heard what you said.

Fujimaru Tachika (smiling kindly): So let’s start the question-and-answer session.

Fujimaru Tachika: Sixteen questions, do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally? (Close the question book) Wait a minute, before answering this question, there is one thing that must be protested. What is going on with this question bank?It was written entirely in the hope that the host would die unfortunately.

Mei: I also have a protest to say—how profoundly did you misunderstand me!

Fujimaru Rika: ?

Mei: I am obviously a girl with a gentle personality, why do you always think that I will beat people into meat sauce if I disagree with each other?It's so weird, I've never done this to anyone!

Fujimaru Tachika: ...how should I put it?Ever since Mr. Emiya praised that the Wyvern meat sauce you made is really high quality and evenly broken, if you get within two meters of Ms. Mei, you can't help but have the illusion that it will turn into minced meat, right? .

Karna: I never have.

Fujimaru Tachika: Mr. Karna is not in the category of normal people.

(He was expelled as a normal person for no reason) Karna: ...

Fujimaru Tachika: Alright, next question... Hey, wait, this question seems to have not been answered yet.

Mei: It's all your fault, you changed the subject.

Fujimaru Tachika: Uh, let me repeat the question again, do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally? —Forget it, for the sake of my life, I'd better skip this question.

Mei: I’ve said it all, I won’t beat you to pieces for a single disagreement!

Fujimaru Tachika: Next question, what is your problem?

Buddy:  …

Karna: ...

Fujimaru Lixiang: I just said that this topic is simply a proposition.

Mei: ...Probably because of his bad personality.

Fujimaru Tachika: Huh? (Super low voice) Didn't you just say that you are gentle, kind, beautiful and lovely?

Mei: Don't you know that's a lie?Since they are all lies, of course the real character is not very good.Gloomy, self-willed, narrow-minded, and easily lose control of his actions when he gets angry, that's about it.

Karna: It doesn't matter, although you are not only gloomy and self-willed, but also...

Fujimaru Tachika (forcibly covering Karna's mouth): Please, you don't want Chaldea, I still hope it can exist in the world intact.

Karna: ...

Fujimaru Tachika: Okay, Mr. Karna, please tell me about your problems?

Karna: Can't speak, can't play games, can't have children.

Fujimaru Tachika:? ? ? (shouting) I understand the first three but what the hell is the last one!

Fujimaru Tachika: Eighteen questions, what is the opponent's problem?

Mei: Super ky.

Karna: Mei has many problems...

Fujimaru Lixiang (strong desire to survive): Next question.

Karna: ...But they are all cute.

Fujimaru Tachika: ...or the next question.

Fujimaru Tachika: Question [-], what kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Mei: ky.

Karna: None.

Fujimaru Tachika: No, I remember, when #￥%# (spoiler silenced), Mr. Karna was obviously very sad.

Karna: ...is it so obvious?

Mei (panic): But I didn’t do that, why should I blame it.

Karna: It’s what Mei said is right. Moreover, unhappiness and sadness are not synonymous. Strictly speaking, unhappiness should refer to the negative emotions that arise after one feels offended, and it usually only happens between people with a sense of distance. between……

Mei: Wait a minute, I'll correct you, there's nothing in Karna that offends me.

Karna(?): Thank you.

Fujimaru Tachika: The conversation between the two of you...forget it, next question.

Fujimaru Tachika: What did you do that made the other party unhappy?Next question, next question, who came up with such an imprecise question! (Crying out a cry full of desire to survive)

Fujimaru Tachika: How far has your relationship reached?

Karna: Married.

Mei: What should happen has happened.

Fujimaru Tachika: Where did the two of you have their first date?How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?How far has it progressed?I'll jump through these three questions for you, first date, please refer to the Singularity of Childlike Heart for details.Thanks for reading, ok.

Fujimaru Tachika: 25 questions, where do you often go on dates?

Karna: There are all kinds of places. Basically, wherever there are couple activities, I will go shopping.What I like most recently are greenhouses and various decoration shops.We just bought a new house and are going to have the whole house redone.

Fujimaru Tachika: Oh oh oh!Love the little room, I love this!Are you renovating?

Karna: The tentative idea is to try to achieve the best lighting on each floor, and use wood for all building materials... Don't worry about this, the woodworking skills I have recently learned are not bad.And there are many earth flower beds in the aisles and rooms.I'm struggling with what kind of flowers to plant right now.

Fujimaru Lixiang: It sounds very envious.However, the whole wood is still covered with flowers and plants, aren't you afraid of insects in your house?

Karna: ...If you are not satisfied, it will only take two seconds to overthrow everything.

Fujimaru Tachika: Why did I suddenly start to sympathize with the house...

Karna: However, insect control must be done well. If it is not possible, we can only entrust King Gilgamesh to search his treasure house, or ask the almighty Da Vinci to find a way.The last time at the xxx singularity, Mei was crawled on by a cockroach and then...

Fujimaru Tachika: Wait!etc!Wasn't that singularity a sudden earthquake?

Karna: No.

Karna: Although the effect is the same.

Fujimaru Tachika: 26 questions, what kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Mei: New clothes.

Karna: flowers.

Fujimaru Tachika: I can understand flowers. After all, no girl would dislike flowers from her sweetheart, but why did Ms. Mei's answer be new clothes?Isn't Mr. Karna picky about clothes?

Mei: But he looks good in anything!

Fujimaru Rika:  …

Mei: Now he has learned badly. He used to wear whatever I took.

Karna: ...But clothing like rabbit ears is indeed easy to cause trouble.

Mei: Is there any problem with wearing it at home?

Karna: But Arjuna was frightened. He was so frightened that he jumped off the third floor, and his head fell directly into the soil.For half a month, he acted like he didn't want to get close to us.

Mei: That's his fault for not knocking on the door!

Karna: ...

Mei: Forget it, let’s go to the next question... Lixiang?

Fujimaru Tachika: Wait a minute, let me piece together the split three views.

Fujimaru Tachika: Who confessed first?

Mei: Me.

Karna: Bud.

Fujimaru Tachika: How much do you like each other? ... Wait a moment, I will prepare some props (after finishing speaking, Fujimaru Tateka took out two small flags from his pocket, on the left side was written "Why do my eyes often contain tears", and on the right side was written "Because this Dog food is so sweet")

Mei: Well, I think your little flag is enough.

Fujimaru Tachika: So, do you love each other?

Mei: Of course I love him, I can endure him for so long because of true love!

Karna: ... (couldn't help feeling sad)

Fujimaru Tachika: What did the other party say that made you feel wrong?

Karna: If she doesn't say anything, I'll feel so cute, and I'm so helpless.

Mei (→_→): When talking about such natural flirtatious words, every time I feel that Karna at this time must have grown up eating cute, and I really want to kiss.

Karna: Sorry, I didn't grow up eating cute.

Mei: ...What about kiss?

(Karna lifts Mei's chin with his fingers and kisses her)

Fujimaru Tachika (smothered face): Intermission, intermission!The concentration of dog food here exceeds the standard, I am going to suffocate, I need to get some fresh air, why do I have to eat dog food.

(Fujimaru Tachika rushed out and opened the door, making eye contact with Kiyohime who was guarding the door)

Qing Ji (to fingers): Actually, Li Xiang...

Fujimaru Tachika (slamming the door shut): Forget it, the air quality here is pretty good.

The author has something to say: I really think I can finish this episode in two chapters.

...Why on earth am I so good at water? ? ?