[Comprehensive] Side by side with the little sun

Fujimaru Tachika: Hello everyone, this is the Incredible Candy House. Logically speaking, it should be added to the Liuyiyi. Although it is not Liuyi anymore, I know that everyone feels the same about eating candy!I am the host Tachika Fujimaru, please welcome two special guests!applaud!

Karna: Thank you.

Mei: ...Thank you.

Fujimaru Tachika: There are still a few minutes before the official start of the question. If the two guests have something to say, they can raise it at any time.

Mei: I have a question.

Fujimaru Tachika: Tell me.

Mei: Why are you the host? Didn't you say it was...?

Fujimaru Tachika: Uh, this... She felt that her life might be in danger, so she resolutely declined the position and forced it to Dr. Roman, expressing that some people are absolutely reluctant to give Dr. Roman's small punches and blades of love .

Mei: What about Dr. Roman?

Fujimaru Tachika: I was too focused on watching Magic☆Merry's series, I fell in the bathroom and twisted my waist.There is no way, well, anyway, I will always be the one who comes to the top when I can't choose anyone.It's Young Jill and Loki who strongly want the host position, but if that's the case, I don't think it's necessary to destroy Chaldea with the Demon God Pillar... Hahaha... Hahaha...

Mei: Well, I won't ask Dr. Roman why he chased magic☆Meli in the bathroom, please ask, Lixiang.

Karna (sudden question): Dr. Roman is watching magic in the bathroom☆Is there any problem with Meili?

(However, Mei and Fujimaru Tachika ignored him)

Fujimaru Tatsuka: The first question, what are the two names?

Bud clothing: Bud clothing.

Karna: Karna.

Fujimaru Tachika: What about your age?

Mei: Ten, sixteen...?No, I am 17 years old this year.

Fujimaru Tachika (whispered): I suddenly found that Mei-san is a little younger than Mash.

(Karna raises hand)

Fujimaru Tachika: Ah, Mr. Karna seems to have something to ask, please tell me.

Karna: I would like to ask, which algorithm is used for this age?This kind of ambiguous question is easy to misunderstand, for example, is it the psychological age, or subtract the date of birth from the current date of birth...

Fujimaru Tachika: Well, actually, I kind of want to know the answer to the latter algorithm, but this question is definitely not this algorithm.

Karna: That's 87 years old.

Fujimaru Tachika: Huh?Meow meow meow? !

Karna (holding up a tablet): This is recommended to me by Andersen. It is said to be the most comprehensive and scientific psychological self-recommendation book.After rigorous self-examination inside, I calculated that my mental age should be 87 years old, and I am an old grandfather who is about to enter the grave...

Mei: Karna is 25 years old, next question.

Fujimaru Tachika: Well... Actually, I really want to discuss the age difference, but... Forget it, let's move on to the next question.

Fujimaru Tachika: Excuse me, what is the gender of the two of you... Forget it, you don't need to tell me this question, I will skip it.

Fujimaru Tachika: What is your personality like? (Silence for a moment) Hahaha, actually, I misread this question just now. I saw it as how your character is formed. I thought this is really a gift proposition, hahaha...

Mei: Uh...

Fujimaru Tachika: It's okay, I just almost wasted a Command Spell to summon my junior, please answer the question.

Mei: I can't answer you at all!

Karna:? ? ?

Karna (raises hand): Then I'll answer first.

Fujimaru Tachika: Well, okay.

Karna: I should be a Sanwu who is not good at words. Is this what the word says? ... Apart from strength and face, there is no other merit.I often cause trouble for Mei, and every morning I feel that it is really hard for Mei not to wake up and get rid of me.

Fujimaru Tateka: ... (embarrassed) Mr. Karna, don't underestimate yourself like this.

Karna: Well, that's the way reality is, after all.

Fujimaru Tachika (after struggling for a long time, she gave up persuading and turned to Mei): What about Miss Mei?

Mei: I am beautiful, kind, gentle and lovely, thank you.

Fujimaru Tachika: ... (difficultly) Hahaha, these are really two extreme answers.Speaking of which, did the almighty Leonardo Da Vinci invent some kind of instrument that would definitely tell the truth? I feel like I can't continue with this kind of answer.

Karna: I'm not lying.

Fujimaru Tachika (pretending not to hear): Then the next question.

Fujimaru Tatsuka: The other party's character is...?

Karna: Very beautiful, kind, gentle and lovely, as warm as the sun in the sky.

Fujimaru Tachika: You two... Is this an appointment? (Karna shakes his head) Uh, so, what about Mei-san?Hey, Ms. Mei has a fever!Miss Medea, help me to cool down, she looks like she is going to faint from the fever!

(After a while, Mei turned back to normal)

Mei: I love to flirt, I have never seen such a straight and straight man who loves to flirt.

Karna: Is that so? ? ?

Fujimaru Tachika: Question [-], when did the two meet?Where?

Mei: At night, in my bedroom.

Fujimaru Tachika (excited): Wow, I can't see Mr. Karna is such a person!

Karna: Inside and outside the summoning circle, she stands outside, and I stand inside.

Fujimaru Tachika (the excitement was instantly extinguished): …………… Next question.

Fujimaru Tachika: Your first impression of the other party?

(Mei fell into memories, her cheeks flushed a little)

Karna: A crying glass baby.

Mei: ......... All the emotions I had been brewing were broken by this sentence.I really don't want to say the lines I thought of at all.

Karna: You can keep silent.

Mei: Probably an angel.

Karna (?): Sorry, but no matter which version of me, there should be no wings on my back, right?

Mei: That’s just a metaphor!

Mei: Wait, how many versions of you do you have?

Karna: Saber, archer, rider, assassin, berserker, lily and santa.

Mei: Is there no alter?

Karna: No, do you want it?Next time I will try to develop towards alter.

Fujimaru Tachika: Wait!wait! Is santa Santa Claus Karna?I want this!

Mei: Get lost, Karna is mine, no matter which version it is.

Fujimaru Tachika: What do you like about each other?

Karna (thinking in silence for a long time): This is really a very difficult question to answer. The reason why I like Mei is just because she is Mei.If I had to add more qualifications, it would probably be... She is the only person who makes me truly feel that I am loved.I'm sorry, such an answer must have disappointed Mei.

Fujimaru Tachika: This...

Mei: Stupid.

Fujimaru Rika: ?

Mei: I mean, I like how "stupid" Karna is.

Fujimaru Tachika: Hey, although it's a bit beyond the host's job, Miss Mei, you obviously didn't tell the truth.Can this be done?If you do this again, I will find...a complaint!

Mei: You can complain, she is afraid to appear in front of me recently.

Karna: Even knowing that "Like me stupid" is fake, I'm still weirdly relieved.

Fujimaru Tachika: Question [-], what do you hate about the other party?

Karna: I hate that Mei learns from me. I am already very bad, but she still learns from me.

Mei: ...you actually... still hate me? ? ?

Karna: Of course.

Fujimaru Tachika (suddenly covering Karna's face, Karna's not afraid of domestic violence (doesn't) mean that other people are not afraid, just kidding, he doesn't want to start a life-threatening escape at this time): Next question!next question!

Fujimaru Tachika: Question [-], do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Mei (still angry): Not good.

Karna: Not good.

Fujimaru Tachika: What's wrong with you two, don't say it as if the dog food you fed me is fake!

Karna (sincerely): I always make Mei angry, of course not.

Fujimaru Tachika: ...don't mention this at this time.

Karna (???): Yeah, yeah?

Fujimaru Tachika: What do you call each other? ...Wait, what kind of problem is this, skip it.

Fujimaru Tachika: Question No.12, how would you like to be called by the other party?

Karna: I haven't thought about this question, is the name Karna bad?

Mei: The cutest little Mei.

Karna: Yes, my dearest Mei.

(the scene is dead silent)

Mei: …………………

Mei: I'm sorry Karna, I made a mistake and changed back to the original title. This title is too heavy and my life is too light to bear...

Karna: Dearest little Mei, what's wrong with you?

Mei: ... (inner os: I choose death)

Fujimaru Tachika: If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Karna: It's a cat, the feeling of touching the hair is very similar.

Mei: Husky.

Fujimaru Tachika (???): Ms. Mei, are you sure you did nothing wrong?

Mei: Both are irritating in ways that can exceed ordinary people's imagination.

Karna: ...Sorry.

Fujimaru Tachika (forcibly saving the awkward atmosphere): Cats and dogs go well together hahahaha.

Fujimaru Tachika: If you wanted to give someone a gift, what would you do?

Yai: Let’s talk about doll costumes, his blue fat man’s complete series is only missing two out-of-print items.

Karna: Really?That's great.

Fujimaru Tachika: What gift will you give Karna?

Karna: Jump into the Ganges at sunrise.

Fujimaru Tachika: ……………

Fujimaru Tachika: I'm sorry, I know these words are more than what a host should say, but why do I think this is worse than Dr. Roman chasing magic in the bathroom☆Merry twisted her waist!Mr. Karna Are you still the Mr. Karna I know?

Karna (???): Is there... is there something wrong?

Mei: Lixiang, I suggest you wash out the yellow thoughts in your mind.

Fujimaru Tachika: ...Huh?

Mei: That’s just a ritual of giving.

Fujimaru Tachika: Huh? ? ?

Fujimaru Tateka: So what gift do you want for yourself?

Karna: I don’t have anything I want in particular. If you insist on finding one, the Fatty Blue doll costume is pretty good.

Mei: #%#! %*&# (this speech is too dirty and is automatically blocked)

Fujimaru Tachika: Wow——!You don't have the face to say that my head is full of pornographic thoughts, obviously you are dirtier than me to an unknown extent!even#%#! %*&# (This speech is too filthy and is automatically blocked) It’s all said!Mr. Karna, why don't you say something?

Karna: Did you want this?OK, I'll give it to you this evening.

Fujimaru Tachika: ... (unable to speak).

Fujimaru Tachika: After a break at halftime, I may not be back right away.

The author has something to say: Well, the Children's Day gift you want.

However, I was thinking, why do 100 ask so many questions...