I wanted to embrace my master and return home
Chapter 60 Chen Xianjun is really fickle
"Hey, you misunderstood, but the thing about monsters often possessing people, I'm not talking nonsense." Seeing Zhang Sichen's constipated expression, the housekeeper hurriedly explained: "And this is also the most hateful thing, Let’s talk about this monster, I didn’t find him cannibalizing for a while, and the immortal masters of Yulumen guessed that these monsters hide their identities in the human world, there must be a conspiracy.”
Zhang Sirun was even more puzzled: "The monster possesses people, but it doesn't harm them. Instead, it eats and sleeps with the common people. Is that what you mean?"
"That's what it means! Let me make a bad analogy. If you are possessed by a monster today, brother, the monster will not do anything. Instead, it will continue to be with your friends with your skin on your face. Including family living together, but your friends and family don’t even know that the people around you have dropped their bags, you say it’s not scary!”
The housekeeper patted his thigh after speaking, and said with emotion: "My little daughter-in-law loves to eat rabbit meat, but at the end of last year, my daughter-in-law suddenly didn't like it. I just thought she was angry with me and refused to eat the meat I bought. , bury the rabbit meat in the bottom of her bowl, and lure her to eat it."
Zhang Sirun was in high spirits: "And then?"
"Then she showed up! The younger daughter-in-law started to have white hairs on her body. I was so scared that I swung my fist up. Guess what happened?"
"What's the matter?"
"She cried! The rabbit spirit just sat on the ground and cried. In the end, the little one was sprinkled with red powder, and the people from Yulumen came and dragged it away. The little daughter-in-law also came back." The housekeeper was still terrified, and then sighed again Said: "But this is not the most desperate, do you know what is the most desperate?"
"What?" Zhang Sirun thought to himself, there's no need to despair, isn't your daughter-in-law all right?
"The most desperate thing is that after the rabbit refined into a human, it actually looks better than my wife!"
"Pfft." Yu Shubai was drinking his after-dinner tea and almost couldn't hold back.
"Well, now that I think about it, I still feel a bit reluctant. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have swung that fist..." The housekeeper sighed, feeling a little regretful.
"If it wasn't a goblin, how dare you still want to take her as a child?" Zhang Sirun teased.
"No, no, no." The butler quickly waved his hand: "You don't dare, the little one, with a knife on Sezi's head, who knows when this female fairy will bite you on the neck, it's better to kill it sooner!"
After drinking tea, they wandered around the city until it got dark and left the sword at the inn before going to Huamanlou.
After arriving at the place, Gu Mou slowed down and said to them, "It's better for you to go in first, and I will guard outside."
The few people immediately understood what was wrong. When they entered Huamanlou yesterday, the eyes of the girl who received them almost stuck to Gu Mou's face. That girl is still here today...
"Oh, what should I do?" Zhang Sirun was a little worried, looked around the street, and then had an idea: "Chen Xianjun, you can buy a mask! Wearing a mask to enter a brothel is considered an elegant act, and no one will recognized you."
"After a lot of trouble, it finally came in handy." Zhang Sichen smiled and patted his head.
"I'm hiding it." Zhang Sirun said proudly.
A few people walked to the mask booth. Gu Mou wanted to take one casually, but was attracted by a yellow cat mask in the corner.
He was about to stretch out his hand, but the other hand took the mask away first. Yu Shubai stared at the mask in his hand, and said in a daze, "This mask..."
Gu Mou's body froze, his Adam's apple moved: "What's wrong?"
Zhang Sirun took a closer look and smiled clearly: "Did Young Master Yu see a mask exactly like this one in the lord's bedroom?"
"Oh?" Yu Shubai nodded.
"Our lord bought it more than ten years ago, and put it on the bed every day, wipe off the dust, and never wear it." After Zhang Sirun said, he saw his brother looking at him with cold eyes.
Yu Shubai was slightly stunned, and shook his head after a while and said: "No, I just think it looks good and I like it very much."
"You, do you like it?" Gu Mou hurriedly said, seeing Yu Shubai looking up at him, his face became hot, and he looked away: "If you like it, I will give you the one in my bedroom...it is better quality than this. "
Yu Shubai put down his mask, and smiled slightly: "No need, since it is Chen Xianjun's beloved object for many years, the student will not take away the love of others."
"Actually, I'm not very cute." Gu Mou was a little anxious, thinking that the mask was originally bought for you, but now you don't accept it. How can I give away the face of the deity again in the future?
"Thank you very much, but..." Yushu Bai Yingying smiled, and then changed the subject, just like a Sichuan opera: "The things that have been treasured for many years can be given away as soon as they are given away. In this regard, Chen Xianjun is really... ruthless."
These words sounded like insinuations, Gu Mou was choked up by him, and explained in a helpless way: "No, that mask..."
The mask was originally bought for you?
The kids wouldn't believe this.
Yu Shubai smiled, as if he wasn't the one who made things difficult just now, turned around and walked towards Chunmanlou, leaving behind Gu Mou with a pale face.
Yang Chubao was trembling, almost crying: "Chen, Chen Xianjun, my cousin is sometimes moody..."
Zhang Sirun was astonished: "Why is there such a quarrel?"
Zhang Sichen gave him a look of resentment, picked out a mask at random, and Gu Mou took the mask and hurried after him.
"Young Master Yu really dare to say that this is deliberately aimed at my lord." Zhang Sirun looked at his back with an incredulous expression on his face.
Yang Chubao wanted to cry but had no tears: "I don't know, I really admire my cousin's courage. If it were me, let alone choke with Chen Xianjun, I wouldn't even dare to speak loudly."
Zhang Sirun patted him on the shoulder, and said with experience: "Hey, our lord is not as scary as you think, he is actually very difficult to lose his temper, and he can't be angered by ordinary trivial matters, so don't be so cautious! "
Yang Chubao smiled with difficulty: "Thank you, brother..."
Yu Shubai was right when he said that Chunmanlou's business would not be bad under normal circumstances. Although the name of the store is unabashedly vulgar, the interior decoration is really not bad, both elegant and vulgar. It's a bit more elegant, but it's a bit like the reception hall of Sitian Pavilion. Gu Mou hasn't stepped into Liuyun Mountain for many years. It made him miss the most important ten years of Yu Shubai.
There are still not many girls at the door, and there are only two or three inside. The owner of the shop doesn't seem to want to do business, but just wants to maintain the basic income of the store. Yesterday Zhang Sichen smelled the evil spirit downstairs, and recalled carefully that the evil spirit was also mixed with cinnabar. I didn't notice it at the time, but I didn't think of it until the inn cook took out the black dog's blood powder this morning.
Gu Mou and the others walked into the store, and saw four or five girls surrounding a young man in a light blue robe. The young man lowered his head and chatted with them.
"It's a pity, the girls said that today's private seats are all booked out." Sensing their arrival, Yu Shubai turned his head and said helplessly.
The girls also followed his gaze towards the door, and their breathing stopped a step when they saw this. A beauty in a low-cut skirt covered her mouth and smiled, put one hand on Yu Shubai's shoulder naturally, and slowly Swipe down: "Oh, as the saying goes, close to Zhu Zhechi, the young master is so handsome, and all the friends around him are really very handsome."
Gu Mou walked up quickly and pulled Yu Shubai to his side: "My younger brother, it's inconvenient to participate."
What he said was actually quite gentle. After all, considering the task, it was more than enough to pretend to be an elder. The girls smiled awkwardly and stopped pestering Yu Shubai.
Yu Shubai raised his eyes and glanced at him, but didn't refute, and obediently stood beside him with a twitch of his lips and stopped talking.
Zhang Sichen couldn't stand it anymore, so he said, "Just call an honest and responsible girl to accompany my younger brother."
"And him and him, he is the little brother in the family." Zhang Sirun pointed to Yang Chubao who had a very low sense of presence, the latter seemed to be frightened, and his eyes did not dare to move, Zhang Sirun patted him on the shoulder and smiled towards everyone He smiled: "He insisted on making a fuss and came out to play together, so he had no choice but to take it with him, but he didn't understand anything."
"Yes, son, I understand." The girls smiled, expressing their understanding.
After serving the table, several people drank wine and played guessing games. Most of them were organized by Zhang Sirun. He was lively by nature and controlled the atmosphere of the whole table very well. In the eyes of others, this was an ordinary table. The family's young master came to the restaurant to have fun together.
Zhang Sirun's drinking capacity was not very good, most of the wine he lost went into Gu Mou's stomach, and he asked someone to accept the punishment for him with a stern face, which caused the girls to laugh and laugh, and it was not until late at night that he felt a little drunk.
The rest of the scattered guests had almost left, and only the table in the middle was left. The three adults were all flushed from drinking. It must be the young man in Tsing Yi who fell asleep after only a few drinks. The man in black next to him asked someone to take a thin blanket to cover him, but he hesitated for a moment, then asked another blanket to cover another more shy boy.
"Is the Lantern Festival in Yinzhou City good to see? How about Qing'er taking me to have a look?" Zhang Sirun tied his tongue and touched the girl's little hand.
The beauty named Qing'er giggled, nodded his nose and said: "Master, you are drinking like this, even if Qing'er wants to take you to see it, you must be able to recite it!"
"Who, who said I was drunk, let's go see it now, let's go now!" Zhang Sirun stood up holding the table, walked a few steps unsteadily and then fell back, right into Qing'er's arms.
"Four packs of Mongolian sweat medicine can't fascinate these people. If you don't faint again, you will really be hit by a ghost." Qing'er struggled to support Zhang Sirun's body, and complained to the other unconscious people on the table.
"Sister Qing, Didn't Master Xu say that today's minimum supply of two is enough? Are these young masters also arrested?" The "honest" girl who was accused of accompanying Yu Shubai said timidly, after reading The defenseless young man who was sleeping next to him glanced, his eyes flickering.
Zhang Sirun was even more puzzled: "The monster possesses people, but it doesn't harm them. Instead, it eats and sleeps with the common people. Is that what you mean?"
"That's what it means! Let me make a bad analogy. If you are possessed by a monster today, brother, the monster will not do anything. Instead, it will continue to be with your friends with your skin on your face. Including family living together, but your friends and family don’t even know that the people around you have dropped their bags, you say it’s not scary!”
The housekeeper patted his thigh after speaking, and said with emotion: "My little daughter-in-law loves to eat rabbit meat, but at the end of last year, my daughter-in-law suddenly didn't like it. I just thought she was angry with me and refused to eat the meat I bought. , bury the rabbit meat in the bottom of her bowl, and lure her to eat it."
Zhang Sirun was in high spirits: "And then?"
"Then she showed up! The younger daughter-in-law started to have white hairs on her body. I was so scared that I swung my fist up. Guess what happened?"
"What's the matter?"
"She cried! The rabbit spirit just sat on the ground and cried. In the end, the little one was sprinkled with red powder, and the people from Yulumen came and dragged it away. The little daughter-in-law also came back." The housekeeper was still terrified, and then sighed again Said: "But this is not the most desperate, do you know what is the most desperate?"
"What?" Zhang Sirun thought to himself, there's no need to despair, isn't your daughter-in-law all right?
"The most desperate thing is that after the rabbit refined into a human, it actually looks better than my wife!"
"Pfft." Yu Shubai was drinking his after-dinner tea and almost couldn't hold back.
"Well, now that I think about it, I still feel a bit reluctant. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have swung that fist..." The housekeeper sighed, feeling a little regretful.
"If it wasn't a goblin, how dare you still want to take her as a child?" Zhang Sirun teased.
"No, no, no." The butler quickly waved his hand: "You don't dare, the little one, with a knife on Sezi's head, who knows when this female fairy will bite you on the neck, it's better to kill it sooner!"
After drinking tea, they wandered around the city until it got dark and left the sword at the inn before going to Huamanlou.
After arriving at the place, Gu Mou slowed down and said to them, "It's better for you to go in first, and I will guard outside."
The few people immediately understood what was wrong. When they entered Huamanlou yesterday, the eyes of the girl who received them almost stuck to Gu Mou's face. That girl is still here today...
"Oh, what should I do?" Zhang Sirun was a little worried, looked around the street, and then had an idea: "Chen Xianjun, you can buy a mask! Wearing a mask to enter a brothel is considered an elegant act, and no one will recognized you."
"After a lot of trouble, it finally came in handy." Zhang Sichen smiled and patted his head.
"I'm hiding it." Zhang Sirun said proudly.
A few people walked to the mask booth. Gu Mou wanted to take one casually, but was attracted by a yellow cat mask in the corner.
He was about to stretch out his hand, but the other hand took the mask away first. Yu Shubai stared at the mask in his hand, and said in a daze, "This mask..."
Gu Mou's body froze, his Adam's apple moved: "What's wrong?"
Zhang Sirun took a closer look and smiled clearly: "Did Young Master Yu see a mask exactly like this one in the lord's bedroom?"
"Oh?" Yu Shubai nodded.
"Our lord bought it more than ten years ago, and put it on the bed every day, wipe off the dust, and never wear it." After Zhang Sirun said, he saw his brother looking at him with cold eyes.
Yu Shubai was slightly stunned, and shook his head after a while and said: "No, I just think it looks good and I like it very much."
"You, do you like it?" Gu Mou hurriedly said, seeing Yu Shubai looking up at him, his face became hot, and he looked away: "If you like it, I will give you the one in my bedroom...it is better quality than this. "
Yu Shubai put down his mask, and smiled slightly: "No need, since it is Chen Xianjun's beloved object for many years, the student will not take away the love of others."
"Actually, I'm not very cute." Gu Mou was a little anxious, thinking that the mask was originally bought for you, but now you don't accept it. How can I give away the face of the deity again in the future?
"Thank you very much, but..." Yushu Bai Yingying smiled, and then changed the subject, just like a Sichuan opera: "The things that have been treasured for many years can be given away as soon as they are given away. In this regard, Chen Xianjun is really... ruthless."
These words sounded like insinuations, Gu Mou was choked up by him, and explained in a helpless way: "No, that mask..."
The mask was originally bought for you?
The kids wouldn't believe this.
Yu Shubai smiled, as if he wasn't the one who made things difficult just now, turned around and walked towards Chunmanlou, leaving behind Gu Mou with a pale face.
Yang Chubao was trembling, almost crying: "Chen, Chen Xianjun, my cousin is sometimes moody..."
Zhang Sirun was astonished: "Why is there such a quarrel?"
Zhang Sichen gave him a look of resentment, picked out a mask at random, and Gu Mou took the mask and hurried after him.
"Young Master Yu really dare to say that this is deliberately aimed at my lord." Zhang Sirun looked at his back with an incredulous expression on his face.
Yang Chubao wanted to cry but had no tears: "I don't know, I really admire my cousin's courage. If it were me, let alone choke with Chen Xianjun, I wouldn't even dare to speak loudly."
Zhang Sirun patted him on the shoulder, and said with experience: "Hey, our lord is not as scary as you think, he is actually very difficult to lose his temper, and he can't be angered by ordinary trivial matters, so don't be so cautious! "
Yang Chubao smiled with difficulty: "Thank you, brother..."
Yu Shubai was right when he said that Chunmanlou's business would not be bad under normal circumstances. Although the name of the store is unabashedly vulgar, the interior decoration is really not bad, both elegant and vulgar. It's a bit more elegant, but it's a bit like the reception hall of Sitian Pavilion. Gu Mou hasn't stepped into Liuyun Mountain for many years. It made him miss the most important ten years of Yu Shubai.
There are still not many girls at the door, and there are only two or three inside. The owner of the shop doesn't seem to want to do business, but just wants to maintain the basic income of the store. Yesterday Zhang Sichen smelled the evil spirit downstairs, and recalled carefully that the evil spirit was also mixed with cinnabar. I didn't notice it at the time, but I didn't think of it until the inn cook took out the black dog's blood powder this morning.
Gu Mou and the others walked into the store, and saw four or five girls surrounding a young man in a light blue robe. The young man lowered his head and chatted with them.
"It's a pity, the girls said that today's private seats are all booked out." Sensing their arrival, Yu Shubai turned his head and said helplessly.
The girls also followed his gaze towards the door, and their breathing stopped a step when they saw this. A beauty in a low-cut skirt covered her mouth and smiled, put one hand on Yu Shubai's shoulder naturally, and slowly Swipe down: "Oh, as the saying goes, close to Zhu Zhechi, the young master is so handsome, and all the friends around him are really very handsome."
Gu Mou walked up quickly and pulled Yu Shubai to his side: "My younger brother, it's inconvenient to participate."
What he said was actually quite gentle. After all, considering the task, it was more than enough to pretend to be an elder. The girls smiled awkwardly and stopped pestering Yu Shubai.
Yu Shubai raised his eyes and glanced at him, but didn't refute, and obediently stood beside him with a twitch of his lips and stopped talking.
Zhang Sichen couldn't stand it anymore, so he said, "Just call an honest and responsible girl to accompany my younger brother."
"And him and him, he is the little brother in the family." Zhang Sirun pointed to Yang Chubao who had a very low sense of presence, the latter seemed to be frightened, and his eyes did not dare to move, Zhang Sirun patted him on the shoulder and smiled towards everyone He smiled: "He insisted on making a fuss and came out to play together, so he had no choice but to take it with him, but he didn't understand anything."
"Yes, son, I understand." The girls smiled, expressing their understanding.
After serving the table, several people drank wine and played guessing games. Most of them were organized by Zhang Sirun. He was lively by nature and controlled the atmosphere of the whole table very well. In the eyes of others, this was an ordinary table. The family's young master came to the restaurant to have fun together.
Zhang Sirun's drinking capacity was not very good, most of the wine he lost went into Gu Mou's stomach, and he asked someone to accept the punishment for him with a stern face, which caused the girls to laugh and laugh, and it was not until late at night that he felt a little drunk.
The rest of the scattered guests had almost left, and only the table in the middle was left. The three adults were all flushed from drinking. It must be the young man in Tsing Yi who fell asleep after only a few drinks. The man in black next to him asked someone to take a thin blanket to cover him, but he hesitated for a moment, then asked another blanket to cover another more shy boy.
"Is the Lantern Festival in Yinzhou City good to see? How about Qing'er taking me to have a look?" Zhang Sirun tied his tongue and touched the girl's little hand.
The beauty named Qing'er giggled, nodded his nose and said: "Master, you are drinking like this, even if Qing'er wants to take you to see it, you must be able to recite it!"
"Who, who said I was drunk, let's go see it now, let's go now!" Zhang Sirun stood up holding the table, walked a few steps unsteadily and then fell back, right into Qing'er's arms.
"Four packs of Mongolian sweat medicine can't fascinate these people. If you don't faint again, you will really be hit by a ghost." Qing'er struggled to support Zhang Sirun's body, and complained to the other unconscious people on the table.
"Sister Qing, Didn't Master Xu say that today's minimum supply of two is enough? Are these young masters also arrested?" The "honest" girl who was accused of accompanying Yu Shubai said timidly, after reading The defenseless young man who was sleeping next to him glanced, his eyes flickering.
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