I wanted to embrace my master and return home

His mind fell into a brief downtime, and it was the first time since the reunion that he couldn't breathe. Gu Mou opened his mouth choked with sobs, and when he almost blurted out "I'm sorry", Yu Shubai slowly raised his head and saw that he was blushing. When the eyes circled, he took a step back in fright: "Chen Xianjun, why are you crying again?"

"What? I didn't." Gu Mou subconsciously raised his hand to wipe his face, and found that there were no tears on his hand. He looked at the person opposite him in embarrassment and annoyance, but he didn't know that his appearance was not ordinary stupid.

Yu Shubai looked shocked and helpless, and also a little curious, couldn't help laughing and said: "Oh, this is what my mother read from the scriptures, some strange words of market demons, I want to say I came out to make you laugh, I didn't expect it to be so touching? It made you cry..."

"........."

Gu Mou was still angry, and now he even wanted to take this person out, and get into the quilt to digest the embarrassment and hypocrisy of the day!

What kind of wine fairy gourd, what kind of lost wine, all of them said the same thing, and his feelings were all read from the script to amused him? !

But of course he couldn't drive people out directly. If he drove people out in a fit of rage, wouldn't he be confirming the fact that he was almost made to cry by his nonsense?

Just like that, Gu Mou took a sip of his wine very depressed, and the person opposite stopped talking to him, and peeled the water chestnut for him with a smile, his fair fingers turned red without stopping, one by one was soft and white The water chestnuts piled up on the plate. During the day, he was eagerly looking at the five cheap water chestnuts on the table. He wanted to eat but couldn’t reach out his hand. Now there are too many water chestnuts to eat. It would be a lie to say that he is not happy.

After a few glasses of wine, he didn't know what kind of magical lightning flashed through his mind. He asked casually: "Are they all here? Where are they? Are there any?"

Die!Why did the taste suddenly change as soon as the words came out?

What he meant was, did he share some with them?Is it all given to him?

Wait, why does this sentence have an ambiguity that is difficult to eliminate no matter how it is said?

Gu Mou, you are stupid! ! !

He almost couldn't resist raising his hand to give himself a slap, only to see a twitching smile on the corner of Yu Shubai's mouth, and he pushed a plate full of water chestnuts in front of him seriously: "It's all yours, the only one." .”

"........."

Yu Shubai looked at his hiding eyes with a full smile, stood up and said softly: "Then I won't bother you to drink, don't cry anymore, let's go to rest earlier."

"My deity..." Before he finished speaking, Yu Shubai pushed the door and went out. Gu Mou clearly felt the heat on his face, stared at the door and gritted his teeth to complete the last part of the sentence: "...I didn't cry."

In the early morning of the next day, the five of them went downstairs to have breakfast. They sat around a table with special dishes from the shop. Gu Mou looked in a good mood and drank a whole bowl of fish porridge.

"This steamed stuffed bun is not good, not as good as the one in Huaiqi County." Zhang Sirun pouted, and threw the bitten meat bun to the dog squatting at the door. Stare at the dog.

The dog took the buns in its mouth and turned away wagging its tail. The man swallowed and raised his legs subconsciously to chase after him. Suddenly, a carriage passed by in the middle of the road, blocking his view. When the carriage passed by, both the dog and the buns were gone.

"That man is so pitiful." Yang Chubao put down the bowl and sighed softly, "It should be a beggar."

The man was in his thirties, but his face was dull, his hair was disheveled, his body was dirty, and his clothes were in tatters. He could tell he had been homeless for a long time.

"Hey, I see that there should be something wrong with that person, isn't it?" Zhang Sirun pointed to his head and said to Yang Chubao.

The man stood on the opposite side for a while, when a vegetable cart pushed over, and the boss who took up the place chased him away with a broom: "What are you doing? What are you doing standing here? Go to the other side!"

The man obediently stepped aside, crossed the street slowly, walked to the door of the inn, stared at the food on the tables of the guests, and then made a puzzling movement——

He squatted down, like the dog that was begging for food at the door.

Zhang Sirun: "It seems that this person really has a problem with his brain..."

At this time, the waiter who was cleaning the table hurried over, waved a rag at the man and cursed: "Go, go, beggar, don't sit here!"

The man was patted a few times by the greasy, dirty rag, and symbolically hid, and continued to squat, but suddenly jumped up when another waiter walked by, rushed into the shop and went straight to Gu Mou's table, amidst the dazzling Stretched out a hand on the table, randomly grabbed two buns and ran away!

"Stop! Hey you beggar, you can't hear me telling you to get away, and you dare to grab something!" The butler's face darkened, he rushed over and grabbed the man, dragged him outside the door, and beat him hard with a broom.

"Oh——" Yang Chubao was taken aback, the porridge bowl was turned over by the beggar's belt and spilled all over the table.He seldom went out before, this is the first time he encountered such a scene, he was a little flustered: "Cousin, my clothes..."

"Don't move, I'll come." Seeing this, Yu Shubai quickly took out his handkerchief and wiped the porridge stains on his clothes.

Gu Mo took a look, then turned his head to the side.

A lot of unfinished food on the table was knocked over, Zhang Sirun looked at the man who was being beaten while stuffing buns into his mouth, he couldn't bear it, so he stopped the housekeeper: "Stop beating, we're done eating, these are not Give it to him if you move it!"

Gu Mo stared at the beaten beggar without saying a word, frowned slightly, and then glanced at Zhang Sichen.

Zhang Sichen had doubts on his face, but he still nodded.

"Well, the guest officials are kind-hearted, but they don't know that this brazen beggar has been staring at my inn for a long time, and every time he suddenly rushes up to snatch food from the guests, just to see that we can't do anything with these beggars, making us hide Nor is it, nor is it to sue the officer!"

The butler grabbed the man with one hand, turned his head and explained bitterly to them, then raised the handle of the broom viciously on top of the man's head and shouted, saliva splashing all over the place: "I warned you for the last time, how far can you roll, did you hear me? !"

Zhang Sichen's face was condensed, and he raised his hand and struck a spell at the man who was kneeling on the ground and kept nodding his head. The man "choked" first, then stretched out his hand to forcefully open his chest and skirt, and let out a low growl of pain in his mouth. , The housekeeper quickly let go of him, took a step back and threw away the broom: "You, what are you doing, I just hit you a few times, what are you doing?"

In the next second, the man tore open the skirt of his clothes, and yellow hairs sprouted from the inside like weeds, spreading upwards... This street beggar is actually a monster!

The butler screamed and fell to the ground, backed up again and again, and broke down and shouted: "Ahhhhhh, why is it a demon again?!"

"Wow! Youyaoyyyyyyyyyyyyyeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy about about eating!" The other diners screamed in fright, and almost stuck their chopsticks in their eyes.

At this time, the waiter with sharp eyes and quick hands rushed out of the shop. Frightened by the weasel monster at the door, the few customers panicked and fled to the second floor. Someone from the back kitchen rushed out with a rice shovel and shouted: "Guests, please be careful!" Don't be impatient, the shop has already sent someone to invite Mr. Xu, everyone can go back to the room and have a rest!"

Zhang Sirun watched the housekeeper sprinkle a bottle of red powder on the weasel demon, who immediately fell to the ground and rolled in pain, and couldn't help sighing: "Although the sect in Yinzhou City is not well-known, the protection measures for the people are not good enough. Not bad."

The cook chuckled: "That's not true! Since Master Xu took over the position of head of the Yulu Gate 20 years ago, as soon as there are monsters in the city, he will directly send people to the various inspection offices to ask for them immediately, which is faster than the government! "

As he said that, Xiao Er, who had slipped out earlier, ran back with a few men in blue clothes with swords. They were from the Scattered School of Jianghu. The men took out fishing nets with spells on them, and skillfully caught the Weasel Demon in the net. The police dragged it away, leaving only the anger of weasels all over the street, and passers-by hid from a distance to watch and whisper.

Yang Chubao's expression was a bit indescribable: "This is the first time I've seen a monster who was caught for grabbing meat buns."

"That's right, it didn't kill anyone, did the people in Yulumen even catch it?" Zhang Sirun was puzzled.

The cook's eyes widened, and he said decisively: "Of course, this is a monster. Aren't those sects of cultivating immortals just specialize in catching monsters?"

Zhang Sirun said embarrassingly: "The Cultivation of Immortals sect doesn't just catch demons at sight, it depends on whether it harms people, right?"

"These monsters don't stay in the deep mountains and old forests to practice, but come to the world to be with us helpless mortals. What purpose do you think they have besides eating people? And even if they don't harm people now, they will definitely in the future It will harm the world, so we must get rid of it as soon as possible!"

"Aren't deep mountains and old forests considered human?" Yu Shubai smiled faintly.

"Uh, this... of course it counts." He took a look at the cook, and found that although the handsome young man smiled kindly, there was a demeanor that could not be refuted.

Gu Mou put down the bowl, and said in a flat tone, "Who told you all these words?"

"Uh...Yulumen, in order to protect us, Master Xu even distributed free demon-killing powder to each family. This is it, just sprinkle it on the monster." The cook took out a small porcelain jar from his sleeve. , unplug the plug.

Zhang Sichen took a little powder from the mouth of the bottle, gently ground it on his fingertips, and said: "It's black dog blood powder mixed with cinnabar, it's enough to deal with little demons with low cultivation."

Zhang Sirun clicked his tongue: "The cinnabar is not cheap, every household distributes it, never thought Yulumen is so rich?"

Gu Mou thought for a moment, and said, "How do you punish those monsters who captured Yulumen?"

"Of course they should be killed, otherwise would you let them out and continue to harm people?" the butler raised his voice while tidying up, as if he was used to it.

Zhang Sirun took a deep breath: "No, just kill him? Kill him directly? Do you not educate him, and you will be locked up for a few years as punishment?"

Hearing this, the housekeeper was even more surprised than he was: "Oh, sir, you are really... Bodhisattva-hearted, you don't know how many people have been disturbed by these monsters over the years, and sometimes they sleep with their wives, and they can't keep up." The one lying next to you is not your wife anymore!"

Zhang Sirun turned pale with shock: "What? The monsters in Yinzhou City still have such a habit!!"