Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The conductor tidied up his clothes calmly: "According to Chapter 1 and Article [-] of the <Ghost Safety Management Act> issued by the Monster Supervisory Office, monsters have the freedom to move their monster bodies. Comrade, I just came here to stroll around at night. What's the matter?" Question?"

The male god pointed to the wig, false nails, and white skirt on the ground: "Are you going for a walk in this?"

Mr. conductor is eloquent: "I have a transvestite, is there any problem with that?"

The male god suddenly turned his head and looked at Xu Xiaobai sincerely and asked: "Do you think you have been frightened?" The male god's eyes were so sincere and attractive, so Xu Xiaobai nodded cooperatively and answered the male god sincerely. Question: "I think I've been frightened!" The male god continued to ask: "Do you think you've been frightened?"

Xu Xiaobai covered his heart: "Big, big, my heart disease, headache, and any colds are about to recur."

Mr. conductor looked at Xu Xiaobai, then at the male god, it was obvious that they belonged to the same group.The male god said to the conductor with a blank expression: "According to Chapter 5, Article 5000 of the "Ghost Safety Management Law" issued by the Monster Supervision Office, if the monster's activities are insignificant and cause people to be severely frightened, a fine of [-] yuan will be imposed. Record a major demerit once, and be expelled from the establishment if you make more than three mistakes!"

I am really convinced, I remember a major demerit that will affect my future evaluation and promotion.The conductor raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, what do you want to do?" The male god put away the Redmi note 3 and expressed his opinion to the conductor in a tactful way: "I feel that the ticket price of 60 yuan for the Forbidden City is too expensive. One time is sixty, two times it is one hundred and two, fifty times I will lose my salary for this month."

Mr. conductor tentatively: "Does this mean that we will charge half price in the future?"

The male god remembered his salary: "I can only come here a hundred times for half the price."

A hundred times, do you really regard the Forbidden City as your home?The conductor gritted his teeth: "It's fine for the two of you to come for free in the future." The male god was satisfied: "Then I will reluctantly agree."

After the conductor sold the male god a free ticket for a lifetime, he looked at Jingguchi: "Are you here to find the old dragon? Although the old dragon has never died, we all like it and love it. I hope the Demon Supervisor can do it. Treat it well." The male god did not change his face: "We are here to find the old dragon, thank you for your trust in the Demon Supervisory Office, and the Demon Supervisory Office is with you!"

The conductor arranged his clothes, put the wig, false nails and white skirt on the ground: "Then I will wait for you up there."

Xu Xiaobai was still staring at the mouth of the well, the mouth of the well was so small, Mr. conductor crawled out of it!He looked at Mr. Conductor's big and thick appearance, and then at the small mouth of the well. Has Mr. Conductor practiced bone shrinking skills?

Xu Xiaobai pointed at the mouth of the well: "Shall we go in?"

The male god nodded: "We want to go in, go down and see the old dragon." Zhou Qingyan moved closer to the mouth of the well, and finally smelled something that belonged to the old dragon. How long after it dies, more monsters will flood in this huge palace building, good, bad, and possibly more sinister and terrifying monsters.

With the death of the old dragon, the majesty that shocked the palace will no longer exist.

The male god put his hand on the stone circle above the well, lifted it up, and then lifted it down.Xu Xiaobai took a photo with his mobile phone and found that the mouth of the well is quite big, really, even that concubine who is fat and white can fall in.Xu Xiaobai illuminated the inside of the well, it was so dark that he couldn't see anything, he asked the male god: "Is there any water in this well?"

The male god nodded: "There is still water." The male god said to Xu Xiaobai: "I'll go down first, you jump down." Xu Xiaobai looked at the black hole with water in it, and was actually a little scared, but the male god wanted to go down. He cheered himself up and said bravely: "Well, you go down first, and I will follow behind you."

The male god jumped down from the mouth of the well. I don't know if it was an illusion. Xu Xiaobai seemed to hear the sound of splashing water. After a while, Xu Xiaobai stood at the mouth of the well and shouted: "I'm going down, I'm going down, I can Did you go down?"

The voice of the male god came from the well: "Okay, jump down, I will catch you."

Xu Xiaobai untied his backpack and said to the conductor: "Could you please take a look at the bag, I'm going to jump." The conductor agreed, and Xu Xiaobai put his mobile phone in the side pocket of the schoolbag and zipped it up , Then stand by the well and close your eyes, take a deep breath, think about yourself as a diver, and jump in a posture that you think is beautiful, but in fact there is no beauty at all!

Xu Xiaobai didn't dare to look in the eyes all the time, he felt that he was descending very fast, the well was very wide, the wall of the well didn't scratch his arm, and there wasn't any friction, then Xu Xiaobai fell into the water with a puff.The well water was very cold, Xu Xiaobai suddenly opened his eyes wide, not only was it cold, but also dark, Xu Xiaobai gulped down a few mouthfuls of well water.

A pair of arms hugged Xu Xiaobai's waist, and then a pair of lips kissed Xu Xiaobai's lips.It's the male god, Xu Xiaobai was kissing the male god in the well water, his whole body was dizzy, this is a scene only in TV dramas, it's so unreal, unreal when it happened to him now, Xu Xiaobai I secretly pinched myself in the water, it hurt!

The male god kissed him, and at the same time led Xu Xiaobai to swim towards the bottom of the well.A well with water is always connected to the outside waters, let alone a well with water for such a long time, they swam towards the depths of the well water, and after swimming for an unknown amount of time, Xu Xiaobai's tongue kissed them all. A little numb, he waved his hand at the male god, indicating that he could swim by himself.

Zhou Qingyan let go of Xu Xiaobai's hand, and followed Xu Xiaobai's side leisurely.Xu Xiaobai felt that swimming was okay, but the well was pitch-black, he and the male god were almost close to each other, and as he swam, he felt that he had turned a corner and was heading towards a wider waterway, which was very Long, when he was about to swim to the end, Xu Xiaobai and the male god hugged each other in the water and kissed firmly. It felt like being in the water was also very good. It was very romantic to be able to kiss the male god from time to time.

Out of the waterway, finally saw the light!The water level is not so high anymore, Xu Xiaobai stood up, the water only reached the thigh, carefully looked at it did not go outside, the top of the top was high, inlaid with a bright bead, maybe it was a night pearl, anyway, it illuminated the enclosed space. extraordinarily bright.Xu Xiaobai stared at the dragon circling in front of him, it was not as big as he imagined.

Everyone called him Laolong, Laolong, which made Xu Xiaobai think that this dragon must be very big, but now it seems that Mr. Baling must be as big as twenty of these dragons.The dragon is coiled into a ball, the dragon scales on its body emit a dark gray light, the eyelids are heavy, and it seems that it cannot be opened, as if it is suffering from a serious illness.

The dragon is a bit different from what Xu Xiaobai saw in cartoons or fairy tales. The dragons in cartoons or fairy tales should be more fierce. This dragon looks a little more righteous. Well, if it is in human life , should be a class of judges.

Xu Xiaobai whispered to the male god: "It's not old, it looks quite small, Mr. Baling should be older."

The male god stroked Xu Xiaobai's wet hair: "Well, it's not very big, it's only about 800 to [-] years old. It's probably called an old dragon because it's older than most of the monsters in the Forbidden City."

The old dragon raised his eyelids, opened and closed them heavily, and two puffs of air came out from his big nostrils.Because the old dragon was lying in the water, it spewed out two balls of air from its nostrils, which wrinkled the water on the surface of the water.Xu Xiaobai exclaimed, his nostrils are so big, Zhang Jie lost.

The old dragon shouted: "Sir, long time no see, seeing you this time, I made you laugh."

Zhou Qingyan nodded slightly; "Hundreds of years have passed, I didn't expect you to stay here. It takes a lot of energy to support such a large palace."

The old dragon wanted to nod his head: "Sir, you are right. I never thought that I could support it for so many years. Now I feel that I am going to die, and I can't support it anymore."

The dragon is literally dying.It silently closed its eyes: "I am very glad that I can still see Mr. when I am about to die. I am very glad that Mr. can come to see me off."

The old dragon was about to die, Xu Xiaobai watched it close its eyes silently, the breath in its nostrils became weaker and weaker, it was really about to die!Xu Xiaobai felt that the dragon's vitality was slowly disappearing, little by little, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but look up at the sky, the old dragon's vitality scattered into the air, into the water, and then quickly disappeared.

Zhou Qingyan walked over, he touched the old dragon's horn, and asked the old dragon, "Do you want to continue living?" The old dragon wanted to shake his head, but he had no strength, so he said softly, "No, I feel very tired now. Relax, I feel that I have done my best, I thought I could last for a few more days, but I couldn't help but relax as soon as my husband came, I was very sleepy, sir, I want to sleep, please don't wake me up."

The old dragon's heavy eyelids closed.Xu Xiaobai saw countless vitality, diffused in the water and air, and then quickly disappeared, Xu Xiaobai looked at the old dragon, he felt that the old dragon was dead.The monsters trying to protect the old dragon in the Forbidden City didn't know that their old dragon was dead. They dressed up as monsters and ghosts to protect the old dragon and protect the old dragon from being discovered. It is said that the concubine had a treasure when she jumped into the well.Now the old dragon they protected died, Xu Xiaobai felt a little sad.The male god touched the old dragon's closed eyes and said to Xu Xiaobai, "It's dead."