Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The male god said we should go back now?Xu Xiaobai stopped, thinking about this question very seriously, or go back, but wanting to go to the tourmaline necklace, dragon robe, phoenix crown and jade bracelet, with tearful eyes of gratitude, Xu Xiaobai was a little hesitant: "How about Let's take a look, if there's no other way, let's take a look and leave, okay?" Anyway, we tried our best.

The male god held Xu Xiaobai's hand and nodded: "Well, let's go and have a look." Xu Xiaobai turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, was held by the male god, and walked forward side by side. Not far ahead, he saw A narrow passage.The male god held Xu Xiaobai's hand, stood in front of the aisle, moved his nose, and walked in as if nothing had happened.

The aisle is very narrow, it seems that it can only accommodate two people walking side by side, and it is also very long, Xu Xiaobai is quite nervous, feeling such a narrow aisle, reminds of some ancient tomb mechanism, with two sides sandwiched, it becomes a biscuit sandwich, of course that is not right It's possible, because there are big walls on both sides, and because it's too narrow, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help overcompensating.

Walk forward slowly, being small has its benefits, at least the light of the flashlight on the mobile phone fills up the small aisle.But something went wrong while walking, Xu Xiaobai turned his head to look at the male god, but the male god was gone!Xu Xiaobai's heart rose to his throat, and he shouted loudly: "Zhou Qingyan, Zhou Qingyan." No voice answered him, Xu Xiaobai took his mobile phone and looked ahead, feeling that he had traveled through time!

The front seems to be a lively market, the costumes of costume dramas are exactly the same as the ancient costumes that Xu Xiaobai saw in the film and television city, and the guys and objects are also exactly the same. Leaning against the wall, he called the male god, and the call went through!Xu Xiaobai immediately felt dumbfounded, and he said to the male god: "I feel like I have traveled through time, and I don't know which dynasty it is. I want to ask how I can go back, what magic spells are needed, or what connection opportunities, or what Is it?" Xu Xiaobai hiccupped: "I'm very nervous, I want to go to the toilet."

The male god said on the phone: "Do you like the feeling of time travel? You can play first, and I'll be back in a while." Walking forward, I saw a small toilet, Xu Xiaobai observed it carefully for a while, felt that it was an ancient public toilet, Xu Xiaobai went in, and came out listlessly after a while.

After coming out, Xu Xiaobai wandered around the street, and saw a stall for buying hairpins. The hairpins are all beautiful, some are made of wood, some are made of jade, some are made of gold, and some are made of silver.The one that Xu Xiaobai had a crush on was silver, it was beautifully crafted, and I don't know where the ancient craftsmen came from such exquisite craftsmanship, and they could make such delicate things with simple tools.Holding the hairpin, Xu Xiaobai received a call from the male god, and the male god asked him: "How are you playing?" Xu Xiaobai sighed: "It's good that the public toilets don't require money, um, but there is no paper in the toilets. It’s bamboo slices!” It hurts to scrape.

The male god let out a shallow laugh over there: "Do you want to come back?" Xu Xiaobai couldn't help nodding, but he still wanted to buy back the hairpin on his hand, so he tried to communicate with the stall owner: "Excuse me How much is this hairpin?"

The stall owner raised his head and stretched out five fingers, Xu Xiaobai automatically understood: "Five taels of silver?"

The stall owner suddenly opened his mouth, and said gloomily: "Five Ming coins!" Xu Xiaobai watched the stall owner's eyeballs burst, the corners of his mouth were covered with wounds and blood, his body became tattered, and the people on the street began to change. , Turning into a dilapidated dead man, Xu Xiaobai clearly realized that this was not time travel, but that he had encountered a ghost!

Xu Xiaobai said to the male god on the phone: "I'm going back, I've encountered a ghost." After Xu Xiaobai's voice fell, he returned to the narrow and long corridor.The male god was not by his side either, but stood in front of him.Xu Xiaobai walked forward a few steps, and found a lynx under the male god's feet, and a circle of little lynxes kneeling below.

The lynx is really beautiful, like a big spotted cat, but it looks much fiercer and sharper than a big cat.Xu Xiaobai heaved a sigh of relief, and found that the circle of little lynxes kneeling was very cute, each of them hadn't grown up yet, they were huddled together, with their front paws prostrate on the ground.Xu Xiaobai exclaimed: "It's so cute, do you want to raise one?"

Lynx hurriedly raised her head and said, "It's because we have blind eyes but don't know Mount Tai. Please let our child go. I, I have a certificate. I am a cultural relic repairer in the Forbidden City. I am in charge of repairing cultural relics, calligraphy and paintings. They are all my children, and they have not cultivated human form for two or three hundred years, but since the founding of the People's Republic of China, I have not allowed them to become spirits, and I have absolutely no intention of daring to confront the Demon Supervisory Office."

The male god bowed his head and counted the small lynxes on the ground. There were six of them in total. They were so small that they were not enough to eat after frying: "Since I have a certificate, I am also a repairer of cultural relics in the Forbidden City. I belong to the national career staff like me. Why hide Play tricks in the aisle, set up mist, and let people have hallucinations!" The whole family should be mobilized, and they cannot set an example for their children.

Lynx quickly shook his head: "We want to protect the old dragon. You know that people who come to the Forbidden City in the middle of the night are not good people. We don't want anyone to find the old dragon."

Piu's was shot, Xu Xiaobai felt that they were not good people, they came to eat the old dragon at first.Lynx plucked up her courage: "It's good that you're here, can we entrust the old dragon to the demon supervisor?"

The male god has always kept in mind his responsibility as a low-level staff member of the Demon Supervision Office. After being educated by the subject, he resolutely made a good reputation for the Demon Supervision Office: "You can hand it over to our Demon Supervision Office. Remember, the Demon Supervisor is with you at any time!"

The male god was sincere and sincere, and Lynx was moved. He forgot that he was still stepped on by the male god, and looked at the male god with gratitude: "Thank you, thank you, thank you comrades of the Demon Supervisory Office, you let me see the motherland. Sunshine and future!"

Seeing this scene, Xu Xiaobai laughed out loud. He coughed and reminded: "Comrade Zhou, let such a lady come out from under her feet first." The male god quickly let go of his feet and released Ms. Lynx: " Well, let's go there first, pack up quickly and go home." Ms. Lynx nodded: "Then I will send the child back to the zoo first."

The six little lynxes climbed onto Ms. Lynx's back, and the lynx quickly climbed up to the top of the red wall and disappeared.Holding up his mobile phone, Xu Xiaobai watched Ms. Lynx disappear with the child on her back, and asked the male god uncertainly: "Where did she say to send the child, is it a kindergarten or a zoo?"

The male god replied: "The zoo."

Xu Xiaobai felt unbelievable: "Does her child live in a zoo?"

The male god nodded: "The Demon Supervision Office has regulations. If the staff of the business establishment can't become smart, they can send their children to the zoo for foster care. The treatment is very good."

Xu Xiaobai still had doubts in his heart: "Then show it to tourists?"

The male god nodded: "Of course I show it to the tourists, why don't I put it in the zoo and not show it to the tourists?"

Xu Xiaobai thought he was living in a single room, but it turned out that he lived in a bunk house, and the treatment was the same as that of ordinary animals.Xu Xiaobai smiled: "Then what is their preferential treatment?"

The male god thought about it, and answered uncertainly: "It is said that there is a special extra meal?"

The two chatted like this, and slowly walked out of the long and narrow aisle, Xu Xiaobai once again learned about the policies of the Demon Supervisory Office, the Demon Supervisory Office is simply a magical existence!

Go out of the aisle and go further, and you really see a well.Legend has it that this is the place where the rarest concubine jumped into the well. Xu Xiaobai had seen a photo of that concubine in a book, she was fat and well-fed, and looked at the other concubines, and finally understood why the emperor was so fond of it. This concubine is fascinated, because the other concubines are simply radish skins, raisins, preserved apricots, skinny, and breastless.Sure enough, the chest weapon is the biggest killer weapon of all time!

Xu Xiaobai has been to the Forbidden City a few times, and has been studying a problem. The concubine gave birth to a white and fat man. The mouth of the well is really good. It is estimated that a thigh can go in, so how did the concubine get in!

Xu Xiaobai stared at the mouth of the well again.The flashlight on the mobile phone shined on the mouth of the well, staring, staring, and found a row of black hair emerging from the well, and then a pair of pale hands held the sides of the well, and a female ghost was about to crawl out of the well.

The male god stood calmly on the side, the female ghost just exposed half of her head, the male god stretched out his long legs, and kicked the female ghost's head fiercely, the female ghost fell back again!

Xu Xiaobai silently clicked 1 likes for the male god.

After a while, the female ghost's head was exposed again, the male god stretched out his long legs, kicked the exposed head fiercely again, and the female ghost fell back again!

Come out again, kick again!

After kicking three times in a row, the female ghost came out next time, and said first: "Can you stop kicking, my brains are about to be kicked out, let me come out to catch my breath, okay, don't stay in the well for a long time, I'm just a dog!" Monkey, I am also a panting monkey." It was the voice of a man, who was only in his twenties.

The male god didn't kick this time, a head popped out of the well, and with a deft leap, the female ghost in white jumped out of the well.The female ghost who jumped out pulled the wig on her head, threw it to the ground, and untied the white robe on her body, Xu Xiaobai was stunned seeing that face, remember, this is the conductor at the front gate of the Forbidden City.

The conductor patted his head: "Your feet are really heavy. If you are a little heavier, you can eat fresh monkey brains."

The male god looked at the conductor with a blank expression: "As a national civil servant, pretending to be a ghost, you should report to the demon supervisor." The male god took out his Redmi note 3 and swiped it in front of the conductor: "Now you have the right to remain silent. .”