Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Zhou Qingyan pressed the mouse spirit's tail: "Does the mouse have any privileges recently? Is there a privilege document issued by the Demon Supervisory Office?"

The mouse spirit was very helpless, and raised his two front paws as if surrendering: "I'm a mouse, so I like to come out in the middle of the night. Well, can this be my hobby?"

The male god had no expression on his face, and stepped on the foot of the mouse spirit's tail. The mouse spirit opened its mouth and let out a silent word "ah", revealing all its white teeth, and the tail bone was about to be crushed!

The male god asked the mouse spirit: "Frankness makes people comfortable, and lying makes people painful." The male god's tone was flat, but the mouse spirit's short gray hairs all stood on end!The male god asked it again: "Do you want comfort or pain?"

Mouse Jing's two big teeth were banging together, and he said tremblingly; "Comfortable, I want to be comfortable." The male god looked businesslike: "Do you have a residence permit?"

The mouse spirit nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, I am a spirit of the Republic of China. I stole the sesame oil from Mr. Sun's house. Now the bottle is still in our house. It can be used as physical evidence to prove that I am not a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China. I have long since I have already obtained the certificate, but I forgot to bring the certificate, can I go home and get it now?"

Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "No need." The mouse spirit's heart was half cold, and his limbs couldn't help trembling, almost giving up hope, when he heard the male god ask it: "What is your work permit?"

The mouse spirit replied: "It's a plumbing repairman." Zhou Qingyan stared at the mouse spirit's small black eyes, so that the mouse spirit's heart stopped beating for an instant, and then beat rapidly, so fast that the mouse spirit thought that he could not bear it, and his heart burst and die.Zhou Qingyan asked it: "Did any one ask you to repair the pipeline in the middle of the night?"

Mouse Jing covered his heart with his two small front paws, and shook his head quickly: "No, no, I'm out to eat." Jing said: "Every night in the middle of the night, there will always be leftovers from this building. I don't know where they are taken. The old crow and I will follow along the road, and sometimes we will eat a bite or two. , It’s really fragrant.” The mouse spirit showed a fascinated expression: “I’ve never eaten such a delicious thing, it’s addictive.”

Zhou Qingyan let go of the mouse spirit's tail, and both the old crow and the mouse spirit were still here, which meant that the building did not pull out the leftovers tonight.Zhou Qingyan looked up at the old crow on the roof. The old crow also saw Zhou Qingyan below, but it couldn't stand still. It staggered and fell off the roof, rolled around, spread its wings and flew away.

Zhou Qingyan said to the mouse spirit, "Take me on the route they took." The mouse spirit nodded hurriedly. It felt that its tail bone was broken and it hurt very much. It dragged the broken tail bone and trotted ahead, Zhou Qingyan followed Behind the mouse spirit, he carefully felt the smell, breath, and taste of the surroundings, which seemed to be familiar.Zhou Qingyan took a deep breath and looked at the traces on the ground. They were traces of cars, invisible to human eyes, but Zhou Qingyan could clearly see the marks left by the cars. He whispered: "They are driving cars, are you Can I eat it occasionally?"

The mouse spirit nodded hurriedly: "I eat it once in a while, it's so delicious, I can't help but come and have a look every night." This kind of food is addictive, let alone the mouse spirit who ate leftovers Customers who go to Jiuqing Pavilion to taste the food will become addicted, and then they can’t quit. They want to eat, eat, eat more and more every time!

Zhou Qingyan walked a few steps forward and stopped suddenly. He found this familiar smell from his long memory, because it was not too far away. He found this smell from Comrade Zhang Wazi's drawer. The smell brought back by the paper talisman had a weird smell of a beast.Zhou Qingyan turned to the mouse spirit and said, "It's ok, the Demon Supervision Office will remember you, and I will give you a verbal warning this time, and if you are found wandering around in the middle of the night next time, you will be punished administratively for the crime of nuisance."

The big mouse dragged its broken tail and ran away quickly.Zhou Qingyan watched the runaway mouse spirit run away, its belly was fat and bumpy, and the two fat hind legs of the mouse rubbed against each other. It was a pity in his heart, so fat, it was a pity that it was a mouse spirit, a mouse spirit with fleas !It makes people have no appetite, and the most important thing is that it is certified.

Zhou Qingyan walked along the road for a while, the road was uneven, he almost recalled the scene at that time, the car was bumpy, some leftovers would always spill out, and left along the gaps in the car, so Zhou Qingyan walked forward , he squatted down in a darker place, stretched out his fingertips to touch it, and there would be leftover soup left on the ground. This is what the mouse spirit and the old crow ate, but there is no guarantee Both.Zhou Qingyan smelled the smell on his fingertips, there was a strange aroma left, and there was also a strange smell of meat, Zhou Qingyan was very puzzled.

Looking at the black and red Diaojiaolou, the male god has a few words in his heart, the visitor is not kind!

After all this tossing, the morning joggers started to run, Zhou Qingyan took out his mobile phone to check something, it was already 04:30, it was estimated that it would be around five o'clock when he ran back to the hotel, and Xu Xiaobai would wake up.Zhou Qingyan trotted to the hotel with the morning joggers. While running, he had a premonition in his heart that he would meet Comrade Zhang Wazi soon!

Zhou Qingyan trotted to the hotel, opened the door, and the room was flooded!Xu Xiaobai was still sleeping on the bed. Zhou Qingyan took off his shoes and stepped on the water with bare feet. The hotel carpet and everything were flooded. The water was not deep, but there were two or three centimeters.

Zhou Qingyan walked to the bathroom, clearly remembering that when he left, the nozzle was facing the bathtub, and the water plug under the bathtub was open, which could only store half of the water, and now the water flooded the entire room!

The water in the bathroom was even more full, Zhou Qingyan opened the door, then quickly closed it, blocking the water in the bathroom, walked to the bathtub and saw that Mr. Kun had fallen asleep.The water plug was flushed away and floated on the floor of the bathroom. The sleeping Mr. Kun was tightly stuck to the spout of the bathtub, showing a head. I am afraid that if he flushes again, Mr. Kun will start his sewer journey .

Zhou Qingyan turned off the nozzle, reached out to fish out the fish tank from the bathtub, scooped up the water in the tank, then pulled out Mr. Kun and threw it into the fish tank.Being treated so violently, Mr. Kun just opened his eyes to see, and then went back to sleep with peace of mind.

The male god put Mr. Kun on the sink, went outside and took the shallow jug for cold drinks on the table to the bathroom, bent down and started scooping water, poured the scooped water into the bathtub and left it, after scooping up the water, picked up the mop Wipe the bathroom water clean over and over again.

After tidying up the bathroom, Zhou Qingyan went outside to roll up the carpet, took out a cotton vest from his backpack, soaked up enough water, then squeezed the water into a shallow glass, and slowly and gently cleaned up the water.

When Xu Xiaobai woke up, he saw the male god squatting on the ground wiping the ground with a black cloth. He rubbed his eyes, sat up and asked, "What time is it?" Zhou Qingyan looked at the clock on the table: "It's just now." Seven o'clock, wake up, you can have breakfast, breakfast starts at 07:30."

Xu Xiaobai jumped off the bed and didn't land on the carpet. He found that the carpet was gone, and the ground was quite cold, as if it had been soaked in water. Seeing that the male god seemed to be wiping the water: "Did the bathroom run water?"

Zhou Qingyan squeezed out the last handful of water, and picked up the shallow glass: "Yeah, I forgot to turn off the nozzle after taking a shower yesterday, and the water all flowed out." Xu Xiaobai followed the male god to the bathroom, and he seriously criticized the male god for his behavior. A practice of not turning off the shower head when taking a bath: "Remember next time, Comrade Zhou Qingyan can't forget to turn off the shower head next time. If you forget to turn off the shower head, you have to clean up the bathroom and room. In fact, you can call room service. Are you tired after cleaning for a long time?"

Zhou Qingyan poured the water from the shallow glass into the sink of the sink, Xu Xiaobai brushed up the hair on his forehead, and saw the male god in the mirror and himself.The male god was naked from the upper body, and his big chest muscles were coveted. Xu Xiaobai stared at the male god in the mirror, and quietly reached out to touch the big chest muscles of the male god in the mirror.

After Zhou Qingyan finished pouring the water, he turned his head to look at Xu Xiaobai, Xu Xiaobai immediately lowered his head in embarrassment, took the toothbrush and toothpaste, and squeezed the eye ointment on the toothbrush.Xu Xiaobai heard the male god say: "It's too early, you are still sleeping, you are not tired at all."

Xu Xiaobai raised his head to look at the male god, and the male god lowered his head and gave Xu Xiaobai a morning kiss.Then he walked out with Mr. Kun's fish tank in hand.Holding the ointment and toothbrush, Xu Xiaobai screamed in his heart, oh my god, he had a morning kiss with the male god before he brushed his teeth in the morning, and the male god didn't dislike him for not brushing his teeth at all!

Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand, opened his mouth, took a breath on his own hand, smelled it, luckily it didn't smell much, and he must chew a piece of gum first when he wakes up.

After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Xu Xiaobai and the male god had breakfast downstairs. The breakfast in the hotel was fairly rich, including steamed buns filled with soup, deep-fried dough sticks, steamed buns with fresh milk, small flower rolls with minced meat, and counting the staple foods There are also dozens of samples.There are two rows of various side dishes, including cold olive vermicelli, spinach and peanuts, thick jellyfish, mustard leaf soybeans, cold potato shreds, soybean sprout vermicelli, five kinds in each row, and the dishes look fresh.

In addition to these, there are soy milk, purple rice porridge, corn porridge, lily wolfberry porridge, millet mung bean porridge, seaweed egg soup, spinach egg soup, tomato egg soup, and finally a large plate of tea eggs.

Breakfast is self serve.Zhou Qingyan walked in front, and Xu Xiaobai followed behind the male god with a plate.The male god looked at all kinds of food, pointed to the minced meat rolls and soup dumplings and said: "Today's minced meat is fresh, we eat these two." Fresh milk steamed buns are bought from the supermarket and steamed. It's been a long time, not very fresh, and the fried dough sticks always emit a smell of oil that has been used for a long time.

Whatever the male god pointed at, Xu Xiaobai would pick it up with a tong. After eating, Xu Xiaobai felt that the hotel's breakfast was pretty good.