Shanhaijing monster edible guide

It was pitch black inside, and nothing could be seen.Xu Xiaobai turned his face to look at the male god: "What do we want to see through the crack of the door?"

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the inside and said in Xu Xiaobai's ear: "There is a monster inside." Xu Xiaobai couldn't see anything because it was still dark, it felt like looking at the dark night from the window in a room with lights on .

As soon as the male god's finger snapped, a small ray of light shone in, Xu Xiaobai could clearly see the scene inside, it was empty!Then slowly a floor tile started to move, recessed, protruded, moved to the left, moved to the right, and then turned into a human figure in the color of a stone brick, and began to dance quietly without any sound.

I can't tell whether this brick-colored human figure is a man or a woman, but the dance is very good, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, and the style is ever-changing. Watching it is like watching a science fiction movie.

There were tourists coming and going in front of the little red room, someone saw the two of them looking through the crack of the door, and patted Xu Xiaobai on the shoulder: "What are you looking at?"

Xu Xiaobai turned around and answered him: "Watch monsters dancing." Only those who patted him on the shoulder couldn't believe his answer, and smiled: "Man, it's very funny. I also watched monsters dance. Those who didn't know thought you were watching goblins fight. "Xu Xiaobai didn't care whether he believed it or not, and continued to watch the monster dance through the crack of the door.But the stone brick monster seemed to hear the movement, and lay down on the ground, all the stone bricks were quiet, and it was impossible to find which one was the stone brick monster.

The stone brick monster disappeared, Xu Xiaobai and the male god walked forward through the small doors on both sides of the main hall.Xu Xiaobai took out a bottle of mineral water from his backpack and handed it to the male god: "Is the monster just now male or female?" , a stone, a tree, there is no distinction between men and women."

Unlike the world of two-legged sheep, many in the world of monsters are genderless.On the contrary, monsters without gender are easier to live for a long time and cultivate more purely.

Otherwise, why in the dreams of two-legged sheep and monsters, there are always foxes, parrots, bricks, tables, and stools.These sexless monsters do not produce the romance that humans love.Of course, generally this kind of genderless goblin is not very tasty, eating a wooden board and a stone is unacceptably unpalatable!

Xu Xiaobai looked at the front, there were people everywhere, he really regretted it, did he come to the Forbidden City to see people, he squeezed everything he saw, and he was squeezed away before he could see clearly, after he squeezed away , can no longer squeeze in.

The male god touched his head: "Unhappy?" Xu Xiaobai waved his hands quickly: "No, no, I am so happy to be able to play with you." Xu Xiaobai himself was a little discouraged: "Hey, just come out Play, I can't take you to have fun, you said that you haven't been to the Forbidden City, did I bring you to the Forbidden City to see people?"

The male god took Xu Xiaobai's hand and walked forward. In fact, there were many people watching them, but Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan didn't care. These were people they didn't know and had nothing to do with them.The male god dragged Xu Xiaobai to the canteen and bought two yogurt ice creams, which were quite expensive. This kind of yogurt ice cream was only sold for one yuan and five for one outside, but it became five yuan for one in the Forbidden City in a blink of an eye.There are also those who sell gege hats, which are stuck on the head with hairpins. There is a large group of colorful flowers on it, and two long tassels falling down on both sides, which looks cheap and gorgeous.Bought one, Xu Xiaobai pretended to be Gege on his head, the male god said to Xu Xiaobai eating yogurt ice cream: "Let's play a new game, it's much more fun than watching people in the Forbidden City, the Forbidden City is full of monsters, we Come find the monster, um, find a dragon and we'll go home!"

The male god asked Xu Xiaobai: "What do you think?"

Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded, the hat on his head was about to fall off, this sounded really fun, but Xu Xiaobai looked up at the male god: "I can't find a monster, I don't know what a monster is, if I find it What if the monster wants to eat me!"

The male god kisses Xu Xiaobai's lips, Xu Xiaobai wants to scream, oh my god, this is in public, the male god is kissing him, the owner of the commissary is watching, and the people outside the commissary are also watching, come on Often people are also watching, the male god is so unscrupulous, it is really likable.

Zhou Qingyan kissed him, bit his finger, took Xu Xiaobai's hand, and smeared the blood from his finger on Xu Xiaobai's bracelet: "My blood will protect you."

The male god stood up with bright eyes: "Let's start playing." Xu Xiaobai patted his chest: "Okay, let's start playing to find monsters together."

Throwing the popsicle sticks into the trash can, the male god and Xu Xiaobai started looking for monsters together.There are so many rooms in the Forbidden City, they found a black and white old cat spirit who didn't want to become a proud man, and they thought it was a good match for Ms. Miao; Open the display window and become a court lady of the Qing Dynasty to go shopping by herself; a disfigured painted demon hanging on the wall, always complaining to the restoration experts that it is not perfect enough, once she becomes a human, her face will be white powdered; There is also an old locust tree spirit who loves to tell ghost stories. He always said that there are hundreds of corpses of court ladies buried under his roots. He found the Forbidden City to be closed and asked tourists to go outside quickly, but he still did not find the dragon.

In fact, there are no dragons at all.Xu Xiaobai felt that it was much more fun to look for monsters in the Forbidden City than to see people in the Forbidden City.Xu Xiaobai said to the male god: "Actually, there is no dragon!" The male god was teasing him.

Zhou Qingyan walked out of the Forbidden City, turned around and saw dragons in the palaces of the Forbidden City.He smelled the smell of a dragon, it was very faint, so faint that he couldn't tell which part of the palace the dragon was in. If he dug three feet into the ground, he would definitely find it.He had seen the monsters in the entire Forbidden City, and he was sure that the dragon was still here, and was doing his best to support the palace.

The male god shook his head: "There is a dragon. Mr. Kun and I have seen that dragon hovering over the golden chair you mentioned. At that time, it was the dragon chair." Now it is fake, there is no dragon. How majestic is called a dragon chair.

I didn't find this dragon today, the breath of this dragon is too weak.They sat on the bus and walked slowly towards the hotel. This bus was very slow, so Xu Xiaobai swayed left and right, closing his eyes and almost falling asleep.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the scenery outside the window, and the Jiuqing Pavilion appeared!Zhou Qingyan squinted his eyes to look at this black and red five-story stilted building. There were several small beasts carved on each of the four corners. Looking up at the sky, there seemed to be quite a few small beasts.On the small building with black and red stilted feet, there are three golden characters written on a vermilion plaque shoe: Jiuqing Pavilion!

As the bus drove past, Zhou Qingyan tapped on the window with his fingers. This Jiuqing Pavilion was more grand than his own, and his own Jiuqing Pavilion was still an online store now!As the CEO of Jiuqingguan, Zhou Qingyan blamed himself on his employees, and the treatment of his employees was indeed not good.

The small black and red building outside was getting farther and farther away. Zhou Qingyan opened the car window, and the hot and dry air outside contained the smell of humans, food, flowers, and all kinds of smells came in through the narrow car window. , Among these smells, there are also some ghost smells.Zhou Qingyan moved his nose, and it seemed that a familiar monster appeared, but it didn’t seem to be there. Zhou Qingyan looked at the Jiuqing Pavilion, which was getting farther and farther away, and felt quite impressive. The CEO of Jiuqing Pavilion, Comrade Zhou Qingyan, was inspired to improve the lives of employees. At least have a physical store or something.

When Xu Xiaobai woke up, he was already lying on the hotel bed.Xu Xiaobai had a good night's sleep, got up, saw milk, donuts, and buns on the table, after eating a few buns and donuts, heard the sound of water splashing in the bathroom, Xu Xiaobai After drinking the milk, he couldn't help but feel sleepy. He looked at his phone, it was three o'clock in the evening, and he took a shower so late, he would fall asleep when the male god came out of the shower.Xu Xiaobai fell asleep hugging the pillow.

In the bathroom, the little blue fish was lying in the fish tank, lazily spread flat, paddling the water with its shark fin from time to time, the water sprayed out from the nozzle was neither hot nor cold, and the warm spray on the body was very comfortable.Mr. Kun expressed that he was very satisfied with the treatment in the big bathtub, and then he looked at the fish tank he soaked in the bathtub and let it go with the wind.

Mr. Kun soaked in the fish tank, and the male god went out for a walk in the middle of the night. He walked along the road, and there were almost no people in the middle of the night, only the demon.Zhou Qingyan walked along the road, and in front of him was the black Jiuqing Pavilion.The door was closed, the doors and windows were tightly closed, and there was no smell at all. As a staff member of the Demon Supervision Office, Zhou Qingyan was also a good citizen who obeyed the law. He stood outside and waited. An old crow, the old crow walked around it silently twice, and then stood quietly on the roof of Jiuqing Pavilion and waited.

Zhou Qingyan squatted on the curb, quietly watching the crow on the roof of Jiuqing Hall.The crow waited quietly, and called twice softly.

Crows eat carrion.This alive and humane old crow is waiting for food.A big mouse quietly wanted to slip past Zhou Qingyan's feet, but Zhou Qingyan stepped on its tail, and did not dare to scream. It kept writhing its fat body in pain, and raised its black bean-like eyes to look at Zhou Qingyan. .Stepping on the tail of the mouse, Zhou Qingyan decisively took the Redmi note 3 from his pocket and swiped it in front of the mouse spirit: "The inspection by the demon supervision office, you come out for a walk in the middle of the night, do you have a certificate, I suspect that what you will do in the middle of the night is not good for society I want to investigate you for the incident of socialist construction!"

The mouse spirit trembled and said: "I am a mouse!"