Shanhaijing monster edible guide

If it is closed for a few days, it still has to be opened, and if it does not open for a few days, it will have to drink the northwest wind.When the master is not around, Xu Xiaobai is the chef.Xu Xiaobai took advantage of the early morning to pick the fresh vegetables in the yard, put them into baskets, and carried them into the kitchen.Zhou Qingyan took out the cucumbers in the basket and washed them in the kitchen. There were bright yellow flowers on the top of the cucumbers, and the flowers were round and full.

Zhou Qingyan plucked the flowers from the top of the cucumber and cleaned them one by one. There were still small hard thorns on the cucumber. With a stroke of his hand, the hard thorns on the cucumber were smoothed out.The washed cucumbers are placed in a large bamboo basket.Xu Xiaobai carried a small basket of tomatoes over, placed it beside the faucet, reached out and picked up a gherkin and broke it in half.

One bite, the mouth is full of cucumber juice, sweet with a little green bitterness, it feels like eating a summer morning into your mouth.Xu Xiaobai brought the remaining half cucumber to Zhou Qingyan's lips.

Zhou Qingyan took a bite while washing the vegetables.Xu Xiaobai asked him: "Is it delicious?"

Zhou Qingyan chewed on the cucumber and said vaguely, "It's delicious." This morning, the male god didn't seem to have a good appetite. He only ate half a roast leg of lamb and drank a bowl of barley porridge, and stopped eating.Xu Xiaobai wondered if the male god was sick, when he handed the basket of vegetables to the male god, he touched the palm of the male god secretly, but there was no fever.

Xu Xiaobai asked him: "If there are guests today, I will take care of you. Let's have lunch later. What would you like to eat?"

Zhou Qingyan recalled the gigantic body of the gecko spirit: "Spicy little gecko."

Xu Xiaobai was stunned holding the cucumber, what kind of dish is that, spicy little gecko!

Xu Xiaobai felt a little overwhelmed by this recipe, he asked cautiously: "Excuse me, is the spicy little gecko delicious?"

Zhou Qingyan answered him sincerely: "It's delicious, you will fall in love with it once you taste it."

Xu Xiaobai recalled the appearance of the gecko, and felt that he would not fall in love with it, whether it was steamed or spicy.It's a bit embarrassing to order this dish for the male god.

When Xu Xiaobai was in trouble, the doorbell rang, Xu Xiaobai cheered happily, a guest came.He took off his apron and ran out of the kitchen. He saw a young man wearing a yellow vest in front of the fence. The young man held a package in his hand and smiled politely: "Hello, Mr. Huang express, is Mr. Zhou Qingyan here, his package Please sign for it."

Xu Xiaobai was a little disappointed.He groaned and asked, "Can I sign for the receipt?"

The yellow vest rejected him: "Sorry, no, the customer requires that Mr. Zhou Qingyan personally sign for the package."

Xu Xiaobai shouted towards the kitchen: "Zhou Qingyan, your courier."

In the kitchen, Zhou Qingyan hummed, opened the door and walked out. He just walked out of the door, and before he went down the steps, his nose moved.At the same time, the smile on the face of the young man in yellow vest who was standing opposite Xu Xiaobai who had been smiling politely froze, his nose moved quickly and sensitively.

Xu Xiaobai stared at the nose of the young man in the yellow vest and couldn't help laughing. He unconsciously added a few long beards to the young man in the yellow vest, and his nose trembled with the young man in the vest.The young man in the yellow vest quickly threw the courier into Xu Xiaobai's hands, turned around and rode on his electric tricycle, and while turning the key, said: "Welcome to use China Langtong, dear, please give us a good review and like it." Then quickly Juechen and go.

When Zhou Qingyan reached the fence, the shadow of the electric tricycle was gone.There was a strong smell of weasel. Zhou Qingyan confirmed that it was a young monster while unpacking the package. In addition to the smell of weasel itself, there was also a faint smell of urine. This weasel was so frightened. Weeded his pants, and it is guessed that he will not be more than 60 years old.

This is the essence that has been achieved since the founding of the People's Republic of China. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become an elite. This is illegal. No wonder it slipped so fast.Zhou Qingyan licked his tongue, thinking about the smell of a weasel, he thought it was better to forget it, it was a little hard to finish.

Inside the package was a Redmi Note 3 lying quietly. Zhou Qingyan couldn't find the key, so he asked Xu Xiaobai: "How to open this phone, I don't know how to use it."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the new mobile phone in Zhou Qingyan's hand, feeling extremely annoyed, he forgot to buy a mobile phone for the male god, and the male god still used the out-of-print Nokia.Xu Xiaobai asked: "It's a new phone."

Zhou Qingyan nodded: "It was sent by the organization." Xu Xiaobai became worried when he heard the word "organization", fearing that the male god might mistakenly join some demon sect: "Your organization pays quite well." Zhou Qingyan's words were even more sincere: "In order to let us Work better."

The two sat under the vine to study Zhou Qingyan's new mobile phone, mainly Zhou Qingyan was looking at it, and Xu Xiaobai was fiddling with it.Xu Xiaobai taught all aspects of how to use it.

Zhou Qingyan's phone beeped. He took the phone and saw a picture appeared on the phone. Mountains beyond mountains, seas beyond seas, landslides and ground cracked, waves flooded, and a giant tree traversed between mountains and seas.Holding the phone, Zhou Qingyan thought in his heart that the big tree had collapsed.

The weather was fine in the morning, but soon it was covered by overcast clouds, it was unbearably hot, and the rain started to fall as soon as it was said, Xu Xiaobai was still looking forward to having guests today, so don't think about the rain outside now.The rain was too heavy, Xu Xiaobai had never seen such a heavy rain, he stared at the rain outside the window, he only felt that the water depth had already reached half a step high in just an hour.

The steps of their house are a full meter high.

If the rain continued, Xu Xiaobai felt that the house would be submerged in water after a day.He stared outside and said to himself: "I didn't hear that there will be rain today, and the weather forecast didn't say so."

He turned back to look at Zhou Qingyan.The male god’s expression was a bit dignified, he was looking at his phone all the time, Xu Xiaobai walked over, saw the picture on the male god’s new phone, he felt eerie and earth-shattering: “Does the phone come with pictures, it feels a bit like the end of the world .”

Zhou Qingyan answered him: "MMS."

Xu Xiaobai hummed, pointed at the top of Zhou Qingyan's phone and said, "Your phone doesn't even have a SIM card, where did you get the MMS, this is called the phone's own picture, this picture is too broken, we don't need this."

Zhou Qingyan stared at the picture: "It's really broken, and the monsters are about to come out." Maybe I can eat enough, but in this world, Zhou Qingyan looked up at the bucket-like rain outside.

Xu Xiaobai also quite agrees: "It feels like a monster is about to come out. We have wifi at home. Let me download a bilibili for you. The cartoons on it are all the latest episodes. Let's follow the drama together in the future."

You can also popularize Zhang Zhen to the male god, and change the desktop of your mobile phone.

Zhou Qingyan handed over the mobile phone to Xu Xiaobai, opened the window, and a thick stream of water vapor rushed in, the rain was too heavy, as soon as the window was opened, the rain rushed in, and half of the sofa placed by the window was wet.Zhou Qingyan seemed to smell a faint smell of sea fish in the water vapor, which was so slight that he twitched his nose.

The smell of the sea is still there, still so faint.

Can't tell what it is.

Zhou Qingyan touched the half of the sofa that was wet by the rain, and while Xu Xiaobai was still fiddling with his new mobile phone, he secretly closed the window again, picked up a dry towel, dried his hair that was wet by the rain, and used the towel Wipe down the sofa too.

After Xu Xiaobai downloaded bilibili, he also downloaded Xiaoxiaole for the male god, and changed it to a more domineering phone desktop.Xu Xiaobai looked at Zhou Qingyan: "Come and see the new desktop I changed for you."

Before Zhou Qingyan moved, Xu Xiaobai was stunned. He stared wide-eyed and opened his mouth wide to look out of the window. After a while, he said, "Have we moved to the seaside?"

Zhou Qingyan turned his back to the window.He didn't see it, but he heard it, the sound of huge waves rolling.Xu Xiaobai couldn't help rubbing his eyes, just now he saw a huge wave rolling down, it was really huge, and he couldn't see anything from the window of their house, even the tallest hospital in the city center No, but the wave just now was fierce and huge, reminiscent of the tsunami caused by the earthquake.

Immediately afterwards, a torrent of water rose fiercely, overflowing the steps, rolling up the waves, and rushing towards the glass.

Xu Xiaobai felt that the glass was about to shatter.

Zhou Qingyan turned his head to look at the glass that gave out the gacha gacha, and saw a wave violently turning over again, covering countless tall buildings.Through the glass, the smell of the sea in the rain became stronger and stronger.

Zhou Qingyan opened the window again, and he whispered: "What the hell?" After speaking, he said to Xu Xiaobai: "Go upstairs and wait for me to come back." After speaking, he jumped out of the window.

Xu Xiaobai ran to the window and saw Zhou Qingyan was already heading towards the direction of the waves.The heavy rain outside is still continuing, the water level is getting higher and higher, and the waves are still one after another.

Xu Xiaobai always felt his heart throbbing.He walked up to the little blue fish and said to the little blue fish: "Do you know where he went? I know too. Do you want to go?" The little blue fish excitedly patted its tail and spit a bubble upwards. Xiaobai said to it: "Little fish spirit knows you want to go, let's go together."