Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Just ate a tail.Xu Xiaobai didn't have the nerve to ask the male god what kind of tail he ate.I always feel that the tail eaten by the male god has a different meaning from the tail I understand, and it must not be a pure tail.

Xu Xiaobai's eyes still couldn't help letting him glance over in the corridor, the fat black girl with big eyes hadn't come out yet.He put a slice of potato on the grill and looked towards the corridor. After a while, the grill was covered with potato slices except Zhou Qingyan's meat.

The potato slices were burnt, the moisture inside had been dried, and the center was blackened with a slightly burnt smell that rushed into Zhou Qingyan's nose. Seeing that Xu Xiaobai was only focusing on baking, as if he had forgotten to eat, he silently burned the potato slices. Put the potato chips into his own plate, dip them in cumin powder and eat them quietly, and secretly put some new potato chips in for Xu Xiaobai.

Xu Xiaobai absent-mindedly burned the third plate of potato chips, and the girl in the stairwell finally came out.Xu Xiaobai's eyes lit up instantly, he felt that the girl seemed to have lost weight, when he saw the girl just now she weighed [-] to [-] jins, the black and white overalls she was wearing were stretched tight, the chest area The buttons are about to fall off at any time, and the waistline is always worried about splitting.

Now the waiter's clothes are on his body, and the cuffs are showing gaps, and now it looks like only one hundred twenty or thirty catties.There was a bumpy bruise on her forehead, Xu Xiaobai was startled, this black girl could even see a bruise on her head, it was white.I saw the girl listlessly pushing the trolley and walking quickly to the kitchen.

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help lowering his head and asked, "She has a bruise on her forehead."

A hundred plates of meat had already fallen into Zhou Qingyan's stomach. He had just eaten the tail of a gecko spirit, and eating the meat was a bit boring. He quickly explained: "I didn't beat her."

Xu Xiaobai hummed: "Maybe my eyes are dazzled, the one who came out just now is the one that went in with you, I think it's different."

Zhou Qingyan answered Xu Xiaobai affirmatively: "Yes, I think you may be tired."

Xu Xiaobai took down the receipt under the table and asked: "Do you still want to eat?" Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "No, I will take you to buy a bottle of eye drops later, put two drops, and your eyes will feel comfortable. "

Xu Xiaobai took the receipt and refunded 20 yuan, feeling that he still couldn't figure it out: "What did you ask her to do?" After leaving the barbecue restaurant, it was still dark outside, and the streets were full of people strolling, old people Pushing a stroller, a child babbling on the stroller, lovers holding hands, laughing as they walk.

They didn't want to take the bus, so they walked slowly while looking for the pharmacy.Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai: "I just asked her if she has a license."

Xu Xiaobai suddenly understood with a groan, and said with a smile: "So I asked if there is a sanitation permit. I think there is usually one. If you don't have a sanitation permit, you can't open restaurants here."

Zhou Qingyan nodded, and looked at Xu Xiaobai sincerely: "I haven't seen a sanitation permit, I just heard about it on TV." Xu Xiaobai instantly felt a sense of responsibility, and he answered Zhou Qingyan seriously: "I promise it's fine, If there is anything I haven’t seen in the future, I can accompany you to see it.”

Zhou Qingyan smiled. In fact, let’s restore the scene at that time. The gecko’s legs softened and he knelt on the ground, his forehead was blue. , I am very happy just thinking about it.

The gecko spirit girl must have been knocked awake, she gasped twice, and shouted loudly: "I have a certificate, I have a certificate, I have a qualification certificate issued by the demon supervisor, a residence permit in the human world, and a certificate of passing the human knowledge exam. Certificate, I have the birth certificate."

After finishing speaking, she raised her head and looked at Zhou Qingyan deeply.This is a legally living monster, Zhou Qingyan licked his tongue regretfully: "Then you go."

The gecko spirit breathed a sigh of relief. Just as she was about to walk out of the stairwell, she heard Zhou Qingyan call her again: "Wait." She turned her head and saw Zhou Qingyan staring at her with a piece of braised pork and said regretfully, "Can your tail Give it to me, it will grow back later.” It will take 100 years to grow it, but at this time, she can’t care about a tail, so she hastily turned into a big gecko and gave the tail to Zhou Qingyan.

The permit is a human residence permit.Those without a license are black households.

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help covering his nose, the male god smiled at me, the smile was so killing, I almost wanted to shout that the male god smiled at me, it was more attractive than Zhang Zhen's signature.

Xu Xiaobai followed Zhou Qingyan into a pharmacy, bought a bottle of eye drops for [-] yuan, came out and walked for a while, and saw a peddler buying cherries at a small stall, Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan squatted on the ground, Picking cherries one by one, the cherries are very fresh, the color is black and red, and the juice is full. I always feel that when I pinch them lightly, the sweet water will flow out.

After picking out a big bag of cherries, he got on the last bus. On the bus, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but take out a cherry and put it in his mouth. It was really sweet. He held the cherry pit in his hand until he got off the bus. When I got home, I threw it into the vegetable field.

Putting the big and small bags on the steps, Zhou Qingyan picked up the fish tank under the vine. The fried steamed buns fed in the morning had already been eaten. The little blue fish lazily raised its eyelids and closed them again. Zhou Qingyan carried the fish tank to the steps superior.

Xu Xiaobai is putting away the sun-dried eggplant strips and cucumber strips, planning to pickle them tomorrow.Zhou Qingyan grabbed a handful of cherries from the bag and threw them into the fish tank. The little blue fish opened its eyes and opened its mouth to swallow a handful of cherries.

After finishing collecting, Xu Xiaobai stepped forward to knock on the fish tank: "You are quite edible." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the little blue fish spit out cherry pits one by one, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help it Haha laughed: "This is a pea shooter fish, it shoots really well."

Little Blue Fish raised his eyelids one by one, and sprayed the remaining cherry pits towards Xu Xiaobai's face.Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand to cover Xu Xiaobai's face, grabbed the handful of cherry pits, threw them into the vegetable field under the steps, and knocked on the fish tank: "Don't make trouble."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the place where a handful of cherry pits had been sprinkled, thinking, will there be cherry trees growing in this place next year.I was thinking about it when I was sleeping, thinking about the cherry tree, thinking about Zhou Qingyan's hand in front of him, and couldn't help but think that the hand of the male god is really big. He compared it on his chest, and then I compared myself on my thigh, and then covered my face with a pillow, it was really dirty.

Zhou Qingyan went back to the room with the fish tank in his arms, the phone beeped, and he opened it, and there was a text message: Comrade Yiyi Brick, after discussion with the Demon Supervisory Office, your request has been approved, and a Redmi Note 3 has been ordered for you, and the courier has been sent. Check it tomorrow, I hope you can actively complete the task, and don't disappoint the expectations of the leaders. "

Zhou Qingyan put Nokia on the bedside, Redmi note 3 must be very expensive.