Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Mr. Zhou raised his hand and hung up the broken half of the chopping board: "I'm not dissatisfied, but my hands are a bit strong. Please criticize Mr. Xu."

Mr. Xu was not in the mood to criticize Mr. Zhou anymore, and he also heard the sound of the beast, so Mr. Xu put down the pot in his hand, held up his umbrella and went outside to have a look.

Mr. Luan was already standing outside holding Mr. Kun's small fish tank. The snow outside was even heavier. In previous years, it had snowed heavily in this city. The size of a dime.

The current snowflake, Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand, a white snowflake fell on his black glove, the current snowflake is as big as a sugar orange!

Such a large amount of snow quickly fell in a thick layer.In the snow stood a four-legged beast that was bigger than a tiger. The fur of this beast was golden yellow, somewhat resembling a tiger. It also had black stripes like tigers on its body. It had nine heads. , the nine heads are all human faces, a bit like the nine-headed strange bird that the male god said.

The nine-headed beast said, "Is Mr. Kun there? I came to him to get my eyes back."

Mr. Kun sank to the bottom of the fish tank, neither talking nor spit bubbles, pretending that he did not exist.

But Mr. Luan was so enthusiastic, he went up to the nine-headed beast with the fish tank in his arms and said, "Lu Wu, Mr. Kun is here, yes." Shake hands, Mr. Jiuqing made a lot of delicious food and waited for us to go in and eat."

Xu Xiaobai noticed that this nine-headed beast has no eyes, that is to say, his eyes are all gone!Mr. Kun sprayed Mr. Luan's face with water, and spit out a bubble: "I remember that I only took away your eyes. Logically speaking, you will not go blind."

Lu Wu was a little silent, and after a while he replied: "After I lost the bet with Mr. Kun, I lost my eyes to Mr. Kun. The original deadline was more than 600 years. Now I don't know how many more than 600 years have passed. Mr. Kun It's time to give me my eyes back."

Lu Wu's eyes were given away by Mr. last time.Mr. Kun couldn't take it out. Mr. Kun rolled his eyes at Mr. Kun, and then continued to lie in the fish tank to lift the corpse.

Zhou Qingyan obviously understood what Mr. Kun meant, and he thought in his heart that he should eat this Lu Wu before he woke up, so that he would not face the situation of being asked for his eyes but unable to get them out.

Everyone was silent, only Mr. Luan greeted Lu Wu enthusiastically, and Mr. Luan patted Lu Wu's hair: "Brother, don't you want such a big one? Come on, let's go in and have a drink. While drinking, we are talking to Mr. Kun." Ask for a bill."

Xu Xiaobai saw a flash of golden light, and Lu Wu turned into a human form.Lu Wu shook hands with Mr. Luan, and Mr. Luan enthusiastically took Lu Wu's hand and walked into the living room, as if he was the same as the owner of the house. Nonsense, at least for a short time Lu Wu will not think of my own eyes.

Xu Xiaobai put on his slippers and went into the house, brushed the pot clean, the god used the remaining half of the chopping board to chop up the skimming bird into pieces, washed it with water, put it in a hollow basin to drain the water.

Put the pot on the fire, turn on a small fire, and the pot slowly became hot. The male god picked up the meat of the skimming bird and put it on the pot without oil, because the skimming bird has enough fat, as long as it is put on the fire Slowly baked, golden fat will ooze out.

As long as you take a breath, the smell of skimmed bird fat will fill your nostrils. It smells very good, with the fragrance of olive oil and a little bit of brown sugar.Xu Xiaobai listened to the stinging and stinging sound of the meat of the skimming bird in the pan, and a layer of golden-yellow clear grease had oozed out from the bottom of the pan, the male god said to Xu Xiaobai: "Go and get a pack bottle of oil."

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly found a glass bottle with a wide mouth and a lid and handed it to the male god.

The male god scooped up the golden hot fat with a spoon and put it on the meat of the skimming bird. The golden fat rolled down layer by layer along the tender pink meat of the skimming bird and fell into the pot again, and poured it back and forth several times. The tender pink flesh that was still raw on the surface of the bird turned deep red.

Then the male god scooped the grease oozing from the skimming bird into the glass bottle spoon by spoon.After scooping up half of the bottle, there was only a thin layer of oil left in the pot, and the male god turned the meat of the bird over.

One side of the meat has been fried to burnt yellow, it looks very delicious, the smell of the meat is very mild, it smells, it makes people feel calm, this taste will make people hungry, and it will remind people of the dishes made by mother .

Natural meat with a mild taste that smells delicious.

Xu Xiaobai reached out to grab the glass bottle of oil, and the male god reminded him: "Let it cool before taking it, it will be hot."

While waiting for the oil to cool, Xu Xiaobai watched the male god fry the meat: "Is that Lu Wu also your friend?"

The male god shook his head: "Mr. Kun's friend."

Xu Xiaobai didn't understand: "It's Mr. Kun's friend, why did Mr. Kun take away his friend's eyes?"

The male god picked up a piece of meat and checked both sides of the meat. Both sides of the meat were fried and browned: "Because I lost the bet."

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help hiccupping, monsters are really rich in betting, they always bet on their eyes, arms and legs, the male god seems to have seen through Xu Xiaobai's mind: "No matter what you bet, you should keep your word, Mr. Kun likes it." Lu Wu's eyes are fried, what should I do next?"

For Lu Wu, the loss of a pair of eyes does not have a great impact, because Lu Wu still has the remaining eight pairs of eyes.Therefore, Mr. Kun probably only thought that he and Lu Wu had made a harmless joke.Luwu, the god from Kunlun Mountain, is also called Jianwu by later generations, and Jianwu got it to enter the mountain.

That is to say, at the entrance of Kunlun Mountain, there is a mythical beast that looks like a tiger. If you want to wait for Kunlun Mountain, you must pass through this beast.

Shen Luwu also has another name. It has Mr. Kun's favorite eyes. One eye can see joy and the other eye can see sorrow. Sadness and joy are combined, and both eyes can distinguish good from evil.Shen Luwu is also called the Enlightened Beast.

Mr. Kun's betting eyes had already been given to the colorful little white deer by Zhou Qingyan, and he could never get them back!The male god was frying the meat, feeling very tangled in his heart.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the fried brown meat, and quickly said: "Put the onion, onion, I haven't peeled it, and garlic, um, ginger slices, put more ginger slices, why don't you turn off the fire, the meat feels It's going to be mushy. "It can't be extinguished, the taste will change after the fire is extinguished, the male god said to Xu Xiaobai: "You go and peel the onion, I will peel the garlic."

Xu Xiaobai conveniently put the cooled glass bottle containing oil on the top of the cabinet, then took out two heads of garlic and handed them to the male god. The skin was crisped, and with a shake, the garlic cloves inside fell out. The male god picked out four or five garlics and threw them in, and immediately burst out a scent of garlic.

Xu Xiaobai hadn't finished peeling the green onion in his hand, he said to the male god: "You are so fast."

The male god flipped the shovel a few times: "Ginger." Xu Xiaobai put down the onion, and handed the ginger, soy sauce, sugar, aniseed, Chinese prickly ash, hot pepper, and salt to the male god, and he put whatever he wanted.

After Xu Xiaobai peeled the onion and cut it into sections, the male god had already put the seasoning in. Xu Xiaobai threw the onion in, opened the remaining beer at home and poured it in, and then filled the pot. Fu Niao has been stewed, this pot is really big enough.

When the lid was closed, the whole kitchen was filled with hot air with a smell of grease, it was white, and even the lights began to dim.

As if everything had become softer and warmer, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but secretly kissed Zhou Qingyan in the kitchen before pushing open the door and going out.

The three big monsters in the living room are watching TV, and they seem to be very interested in the TV series on TV.There is a Xianxia drama on TV, which tells the story of a good-for-nothing young man who constantly improves himself and finally becomes a powerful person.

Xu Xiaobai saw that Mr. Kun's expression had a kind of suddenly enlightened calmness, and Mr. Luan couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. Because Lu Wu couldn't see, he would ask Mr. Luan about the plot from time to time. Mr. Luan explained the plot to Lu Wu enthusiastically, and From time to time, he expresses his one or two opinions, and Lu Wu occasionally nods to express his agreement.

The three big monsters get along really well.

It's not at all obvious that Mr. Kun took someone's eyes because of a bet.The world of monsters is really weird and fun.

Xu Xiaobai clapped his hands: "Let's watch TV while eating, everyone is welcome to come to our house as guests, well, we must have fun tonight."

Mr. Kun's guest, the male god's guest, Xu Xiaobai thought in his heart that he still needs a guest of his own.

When Mr. Luan heard Xu Xiaobai's words, he slapped his hands happily: "Unfortunately, I didn't bring any presents. I've been down and out recently. Accepting such warm hospitality should be giving you some beauties."

Send some vixens, Mr. Kun couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, these are home-cooked dishes, you're welcome, you're welcome." Forget about being a vixen, Xu Xiaobai hurried into the kitchen to serve the dishes.Big stew, Swiss meatballs, baked potatoes with bacon in tomato sauce, asparagus and potato salad were all served, and the wine hidden by Zhang Wazi was found. Although it was not an old wine, it was a serious Erguotou.

It was snowing outside, and the snow was getting bigger and bigger, already half a step high, Xu Xiaobai looked at the snow, really worried that when he woke up tomorrow morning and opened the door, what he saw was a snow mountain.The male god also saw bigger and bigger snowflakes, which proved that Manman was coming.However, in such a cold snowy day, the air conditioner was fully turned on in the room, and the wine was warmed on the table with a small electric stove, and the aroma of the brewed grain diffused in the room.

In this weather, there are delicious food on the table, there are friends at the table, and the aroma of beer skimming birds is constantly coming from the kitchen. What is there to be dissatisfied with?Mr. Luan liked the aroma of the wine very much. He slapped his hands and praised: "It's wonderful, it smells good. We must all have a drink in a while." Although Mr. Luan's legs and feet are not convenient, he still stood up enthusiastically and picked up a small electric stove to warm the wine. He poured a glass of wine for everyone, and raised his glass first: "Come on, let's all have a drink."

Mr. Luan has such a kind of enthusiasm that can mobilize everyone, Xu Xiaobai almost involuntarily stood up, held the wine glass in front of him, and took a sip of the boiled water.

Yes, Erguotou is in front of everyone, only Xu Xiaobai has boiled water in front of him.The TV series was still going on, and Lu Wu sighed after drinking a glass of wine: "Human beings are really strange. They have so many desires, but they still want to have the same power and lifespan as monsters. However, can they really have it?"

Lu Wu probably had some insight into the plot in the TV series, and sighed: "Human beings have so much love and love."

Some monsters are incomprehensible, especially the big monsters. Many big monsters can't understand the love of human beings, except those monsters who are naturally passionate, such as the nine-tailed vixen in Qingqiu Mountain, the dragon god, Henggong Yu, and many others. I'm afraid that the big monster has no interest in love love love all his life.

Mr. Luan very much agreed with Lu Wu: "Yes, but it's okay to watch a TV series. Is this a TV series? The tricks are very good. If you have time, you must discuss with the characters in it."

After a little discussion, maybe the popular little fresh meat will be gone. I really want Mr. Luan to let go of this kind of thinking, so Xu Xiaobai said to Mr. Luan: "It's all fake, it's all staged, everything is fake. It came from the performance, plus post-production and so on, it’s not real anyway.”

Mr. Luan couldn't believe it: "Did it really come from a show?"

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly explained: "Yes, this is a TV series based on a novel. I have read the original, which is better."

Mr. Luan asked: "What is the original work?"

Xu Xiaobai took out his mobile phone, opened the website and pointed it to Mr. Luan.

Mr. Kun has already started Swiss meatballs, baked potatoes with bacon in tomato sauce, asparagus and potato salad, these foreign dishes that Xu Xiaobai specially prepared for him.

Lu Wu couldn't see that when Mr. Kun ate something bad, he put the bad food into Lu Wu's bowl.Lu Wu tasted them one by one and sighed: "This taste is very strange."

After tasting three foreign dishes in a row, Lu Wu sighed three times that the taste was very strange.

Xu Xiaobai and Mr. Luan met each other late, and they had already started to read the novel together. Mr. Luan agreed with Xu Xiaobai's opinion that the original novel was better than the TV series.The two of them have already discussed the plot.

Zhou Qingyan looked out of the window, and he heard the sound of the door opening, the big iron door was pushed open, followed by the creaking sound of stepping on the snow, accompanied by a barbaric smell.

The Man Man thrown by Mr. Kun came back again.

Immediately afterwards, everyone heard the creaking sound of stepping on the snow, and then turned their heads to look at the door together.

The door was pushed, first there was a small black wing, then the big monster Qiongqi's chubby paws, and then half of a beautiful face was revealed, I don't know how to describe it, the bright red lips seemed to be painted with the most fashionable garnet red, but Xu Xiaobai knew that it was a natural garnet red, and the curved eyebrows were supple, as if they were made of the most popular Korean half-line eyebrows, but Xu Xiaobai knew that it was also pure natural, but when they grew like this, Everything looks fake.

Because it is too beautiful, too delicate.

And the jet-black hair fell down from the middle, covering half of the face, and it looked like he was holding a pipa half-hidden, and he wanted to let people see how beautiful such a person is when he lifts up his jet-black hair.

The person came with Qiongqi in his hand and said, "Sir, long time no see, I seemed to see you in a daze, so I specially brought a gift, I don't know if this little monster talisman suits your taste, it looks pretty good."

little monster!

The noble big monster bared its fangs and claws, it was obviously a big monster!But look at the ones guarding the table in the living room, all of them are big monsters bigger than it is.

Zhou Qingyan looked at Qiongqi in Manman's hands, and Manman held such a disgraceful cat at home.Xu Xiaobai looked at Zhou Qingyan with doubts in his eyes, didn't you fish the cat out of the fish tank?