Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The sharp claws of the colorful big bird moved violently, waving its colorful wings and flew up. The big bird flew around in the air, and the Buddha in the whole yard was covered with colorful brilliance. A huge flickering multicolored lamp instantly illuminates the yard.

Zhou Qingyan looked up at the big bird flying in the sky

The big bird flew around the yard, and the colorful light fell on the whole yard.There are small snowflakes in the sky, the snowflakes are white, and now they are also reflected in colorful colors by the feathers of big birds. This is a colorful snowfall.

Xu Xiaobai, who was peeling potatoes in the kitchen, ran out after wiping his hands on the rag. He saw a multicolored light from the glass in the kitchen, and thought it was a lot of fireworks.Xu Xiaobai ran out with a round ball in his hand. He said as he walked, "Is it the fireworks? It doesn't feel like it's time for the fireworks yet. The fireworks are set off so early."

After going out, Xu Xiaobai stared at the big colorful birds constantly flying over the yard, dumbfounded, then reached out and sent the meatballs in his hand to the male god's mouth.

Zhou Qingyan chewed the meatballs and accompanied Xu Xiaobai to watch the birds.

Big colorful birds flew round and round over the yard.

This was the second time for Xu Xiaobai to see such a big bird, the first time was to see a phoenix.Although the peacock and the golden-winged roc are also very large birds, they are still a little smaller than the big bird and the phoenix in front of them.

Xu Xiaobai asked: "What kind of bird is this, it's so beautiful."

Zhou Qingyan commented on the meatball: "What kind of meatball is this, should it be put in the stew?"

Xu Xiaobai asked again: "Isn't it flying away, flying around in circles?"

Zhou Qingyan thought for a while: "It's not fried, it's also boiled meatballs, are they baked?"

Xu Xiaobai pointed to the sky and said, "It's going to fly down."

They have such a conversation that doesn't match the mouth of the horse, everyone is enjoying themselves, and you say it casually.The big bird flew down and landed on the ground, becoming a man.

He looks very gorgeous, with high nose and deep eyes, wide forehead and thick lips. He has the characteristics of people from the Western Regions. He is beautiful and exotic. He is dressed in royal green clothes, and he is as green as a pine tree in the snow.It's just that Xu Xiaobai looked down the trouser leg of this man, he was holding a crutch in his hand, and half of the trouser leg of one leg was empty.

The visitor really wanted to open his arms and embrace Zhou Qingyan enthusiastically, with a warm smile on his face: "Oh, sir, long time no see, why didn't the beautiful fox I gave you stay by your side, and what I brought to you Don’t you like your dioramas anymore, sir, we must have a drink when we meet this time, but it’s a pity that there are no pure wine, luminous glasses, and roast leg of lamb.”

The fox is beautiful, Xu Xiaobai looked at Zhou Qingyan and whispered to him: "You are better than this, how many?"

Mr. Luan's enthusiasm is so unbearable. He likes to give wine, beauties, money, houses, land, BMWs, and precious knives. His favorite is to give beauties, and he is almost friends with Mr. Luan. , everyone has received beauties from Mr. Luan, and even Mr. Kun has received beauties from Mr. Luan.

Zhou Qingyan never admitted that he and Mr. Luan were friends. Mr. Luan had always been a dish on his plate. Because he couldn't eat phoenix, he had been eyeing Mr. Luan for a long time.When he carried Mr. Kun's small fish tank and went up to Nvchuang Mountain, he was surrounded by a group of fox spirits, some were red foxes, some were white foxes, some were flowered foxes, they were of all kinds, tall and short, fat and thin Thin, the oldest is no more than 300 years old, the youngest is only over 100 years old, and they all have a strong fox smell.Zhou Qingyan sneezed several times because of the smoke, but he couldn't find Mr. Luan's location for a while!

It wasn't until being hugged enthusiastically by Mr. Luan, eating and drinking, and watching the vixen dancing, Zhou Qingyan came down the mountain with a lot of treasures that Zhou Qingyan realized that he went up the mountain to eat birds!

So Zhou Qingyan carried Mr. Kun's small fish tank to the female bed for the second time, and was still warmly embraced by Mr. Luan. He ate and drank, watched the vixen dance, and went down the mountain with a lot of fine wine.

For the third time, I continued to stay with Mr. Kun and went up the mountain, then ate and drank as usual, watched the vixen dance, and brought a few vixen down the mountain.

After eating and drinking too much like this, he was too embarrassed to eat Mr. Luan on Nvchuang Mountain, so Zhou Qingyan decided not to go to Nvchuang Mountain again.

I haven't seen him for many years. I thought I could eat Mr. Luan before he woke up this time, but the opportunity was missed again!Mr. Luan turned into a cripple, Zhou Qingyan looked at his legs and asked, "Where's your legs?"

Not only is Mr. Luan's leg broken, but his cultivation level is not as good as before. His current cultivation base can only be tied with Ms. Miao. You must know that although Mr. Luan's strength is not as strong as Phoenix, he is still stronger than the big monsters of birds. It is only next to Phoenix.

Xu Xiaobai whispered to Zhou Qingyan: "Don't change the subject, where are those vixens?"

Zhou Qingyan replied in a low voice: "The meat is too dirty, I threw it away." Along the way, Zhou Qingyan thought of many cooking methods, but they all felt that they couldn't get rid of the vixen's dirty smell, so they threw the vixen away!

Zhou Qingyan praised to comfort the object: "Meatballs are so delicious." Their topic finally returned to meatballs, Xu Xiaobai was overjoyed by the compliment: "I want to cook some foreign dishes for Mr. Kun, today is Mr. Kun What about the first day back?"

The subject hadn't cooked foreign dishes for him yet, so Zhou Qingyan said to the subject without changing his face: "Mr. Kun doesn't like to eat foreign dishes."

Xu Xiaobai was very worried: "Then I made it, does he not eat at all, and has Mr. Kun ever eaten foreign food?"

Burgers and french fries are considered foreign dishes. Zhou Qingyan said with certainty, "I have eaten them." Then he comforted Xu Xiaobai and said, "It's okay, I'm still here."

Mr. Luan was ignored, and he knocked on the table with the crutch in his hand: "Am I in time for dinner? I'm very happy to have dinner with you sir."

Zhou Qingyan said to Mr. Luan: "We have finished eating."

Mr. Luan didn't mind his stinginess at all, and he laughed loudly: "It's okay, I can cook a little by myself. Normally, I should bring a chef with me when I go out, but I've been a bit down in the past few years, and it's good to do it myself. "Speaking, Mr. Luan walked inside with a cane, and said as he walked, "Mister, don't you want to know why I am so down and out?"

Although one of Mr. Luan's legs was broken, he was very agile. He walked up the steps, stood on the steps and stretched out his hands to touch the snow that fell from the sky.Xu Xiaobai noticed that Mr. Luan's eyes were blue, very beautiful like the color of illuminated bronze.The snowflakes did not land on Mr. Luan's palm, but circled in Mr. Luan's palm, and finally flew down towards the ground in a whirl.

Mr. Luan asked, "Don't you want to know, sir?"

Since it's a friend of a male god, it's not good to stay in the cold like this, Xu Xiaobai hurriedly greeted the guests: "I don't know what to call it, come and sit inside, um, it's raining outside and it's very cold."

When walking inside, Xu Xiaobai wondered if monsters are not afraid of the cold?Now that there are guests at home, Xu Xiaobai feels that the dinner he prepared is a bit small, a pot of stew, Swiss meatballs, baked potatoes with bacon in tomato sauce, asparagus and mashed potato salad, except for the stew, which is a large portion, the rest are small. It's for Mr. Kun to try something new.Xu Xiaobai thought of the pay-off bird in the kitchen.

Zhou Qingyan is now sitting face to face with Mr. Luan. Mr. Luan's attention is on the small fish tank on the table. He leans his whole face to the fish tank to look at Mr. Kun lying in it: "Mr. Kun is still so small, So many years have passed, and you haven't grown up yet, are the blue fish spirit wives I gave you still there?"

Mr. Kun had eaten them all, and it was a terrible memory when I thought about it. More than a dozen blue fish spirits were thrown into Mr. Kun's small fish tank by Mr. Luan, and they all pouted and kissed Mr. Kun. , Mr. Kun just opened his mouth wide and ate it all in one gulp. The taste is not bad, and it would be even better if he added some fresh soy sauce.

Mr. Kun rolled his eyes, and his blue tail slapped the water on Mr. Luan's face.Mr. Luan laughed and wiped the water from his face: "Mr. Kun, are you dissatisfied? I won't give you the blue one next time. I thought you like blue. How about the yellow one?" Mr. Kun patted Mr. Luan again. face of water.

Seeing the two of them having so much fun, Zhou Qingyan stood up to look at his partner.Xu Xiaobai was standing in front of the refrigerator, staring at the things in the refrigerator.

There are a lot of unfinished sauces on the first layer. The bags are wrapped in plastic wrap and wrapped with tape, so the smell can’t seep out at all. The second layer is a bottle of pickles. It seems that these pickles have been pickled for a long time, and they are still pickled with cucumbers and eggplants brought by the male god. I don’t eat much. There is a lot of beer on the third floor. Now the season for drinking cold beer is over. This season It should be the time to drink rice wine and rice wine.

After the rice wine is boiled, a poached egg is beaten into it. The egg is stuffed with rice wine, which is very sweet and fragrant. Drinking it in this season will make you feel warm all over your body.After the rice wine warmed up, I poured a small glass, which was golden and translucent, and felt that what I was holding in my hand was not wine, but a glass of flowing amber.After drinking it, the throat is hot, and the chest is also hot.

Xu Xiaobai kept staring at the bottles of beer, and Zhou Qingyan took out the bottles of beer: "Do you want to drink?"

Xu Xiaobai shook his head: "What dish am I thinking about?"

Zhou Qingyan opened a bottle of beer, took it to the table, poured half of the bottle into Mr. Kun's fish tank, and handed the remaining half bottle to Mr. Luan.Mr. Luan and Mr. Kun can compete to draw a drinking order, and the loser drinks.

Zhou Qingyan was cleaning up the skimming bird in the kitchen. While cleaning up, he looked at the snow outside. The snow suddenly became bigger and bigger. The snow that fell just now would immediately turn into water. Now the snow has begun to cover it. The window sill, from a thin layer to a thick layer.

There was once a poem that described the snowflakes in winter as being as big as a mat in Yanshan.Many people thought it was an exaggeration, how could there be such a big snowflake, the mat is so big!This is not impossible, there are some places where, when it rains, the rain will grow uncontrollably, and finally turn into a downpour, and when it snows, the snowflakes will grow indefinitely, and finally it will be as big as a mat .

Maybe the poet met a wild man by chance.

Now, Zhou Qingyan looked at the snowflakes that were getting bigger and bigger outside, and he must have seen that Manman thrown out by Mr. Kun has returned!Mr. Kun must have thrown it not far enough. Thinking of this, the male god silently picked up the kitchen knife and slashed at the head of the bird.

One Mr. Luan is enough trouble, plus a manman, but Zhou Qingyan heard the cry of a wild animal in his yard, and with a movement of his hand, he grabbed the head of the bird in his hand, No, I have to add a four-legged beast. Is there a meeting of monsters tonight?

Mr. Zhou looked at Mr. Xu. Mr. Xu stopped cleaning the pot. Looking at the broken chopping board, Mr. Xu laughed: "Dear Mr. Zhou, are you dissatisfied with the work in the kitchen?"