Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The male god was peeling Xiangchao's skin, when Xu Xiaobai said melancholy: "I still suspect that I am a monster, really, I did something amazing yesterday." Xu Xiaobai also set a demonstration for the male god, He slapped his hand towards the ground: "I think with this slap, a lot of grass and trees grew on the ground, and I saved the Dragon God from the hands of a weird doctor!" Finally Xu Xiaobai concluded: "I think I'm a monster, really."

Regarding the fact that he is a monster, Xu Xiaobai couldn't tell what it was like in his heart. Rather than being afraid, it was better to say that he was afraid of being scared when others saw him, so Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god with burning eyes.

Zhou Qingyan wanted to touch Xu Xiaobai's hair, but his hands were covered with blood.Xu Xiaobai looked at him with burning eyes like this, reminding Zhou Qingyan of the squirrel staring at the pine nuts.So he let go of the incense stick in his hand, and kissed Mr. Xu's eyes. Although Mr. Xu's eyes were not big or round at all, they were still beautiful in Mr. Zhou's eyes.

Mr. Zhou asked Mr. Xu: "What's your name?"

Mr. Xu was a little stunned: "Xu Xiaobai."

Mr. Zhou replied with a smile: "Mr. Xu, you can only be Xu Xiaobai."

Whether it is a monster or a human being, Mr. Xu will only be Xu Xiaobai, the same Xu Xiaobai who worries about firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea with Mr. Zhou, so what is the difference?

Mr. Zhou's eyes have clearly told Mr. Xu what he meant.Mr. Chou means is it important to be a monster or a human, or is it important to be neither a monster nor a human?

It doesn't matter, Mr. Xu laughed. He suddenly remembered that he had watched the first TV series. The official in it was scared to death when he knew his wife was a big snake. Now that he thinks about it, it must be because the official didn't love him enough. lady.Mr. Xu kissed Mr. Zhou on the lips: "Yes, I am Xu Xiaobai."

Xu Xiaobai's melancholy disappeared because of Mr. Zhou's words, he stood aside and watched Zhou Qingyan peel Xiang Mao's skin.

But Xu Xiaobai still has his own ideas in his heart, he is 90.00% sure that he is a monster, otherwise why he has never felt strange or expressed surprise when he sees a lot of weird things, maybe in his subconscious It is what happens according to common sense.

Xu Xiaobai thought silently, I am a monster, the good thing is that I seem to be a plant monster, I don't know if I can change back to my original shape, how can I change back to my original shape.Xu Xiaobai glanced at the skin of Xiangchao thrown on the ground, and he was glad in his heart that it was not such an ugly monster, otherwise he would be ashamed to face others.

After living for so many years, and then discovering that he might be a monster, the melancholy in Xu Xiaobai's heart passed away peacefully, and Xu Xiaobai was already watching with great interest the male god clean up Xiang Mao's meat.

It looks delicious. Xiangchao's red meat is not bright red, but bright red with a little pink color, while the white meat is bright and transparent.There is also a layer of chicken oil yellow on the top surface, I don't know what it is.

Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand to touch the chicken oil yellow thing, it was very elastic, he asked: "What is this?"

The male god quickly cut off the layer of chicken oil yellow and put it on the plastic bag aside: "This is the fat in Xiang Mao's body." The golden oil is boiled out, and the remaining oil residue is also a rare and delicious dish. When eaten with seasoning, the oil residue in the mouth is fragrant, crisp, and crisp, with a unique fragrance of Xiangshao meat.

The male god cut off Xiangmao's meat neatly, Xu walked towards the front yard with a big iron basin, now he was going to wash the meat of Xiangchao, Xu Xiaobai could smell the meat of Xiangmao from afar, This kind of meat has no meaty smell at all. It smells like the aroma of rice porridge when it is cooked, and the smell of burning pine branches.

The male god washed Xiangmao's meat and put it in the usual meat bowl. Xu Xiaobai squeezed Xiangmao's meat and found that it was hard.

Xu Xiaobai said to the male god: "This meat is hard. I don't know how to eat it. It smells delicious. How can this meat be done?"

The male god looked at the meat in the pot, and thought about it: "Fry some water celery, then put meat on it to steam rice, bones to stew soup, put some freshwater fish into the soup, and finally stew potatoes." "The two of them searched carefully in the small world of flower pots. The male god caught river prawns and crucian carp, but Xu Xiaobai did not find water celery. The season of water celery has passed.

Xu Xiaobai looked up at the male god: "There is no water celery, should I use celery to fry?"

The male god insisted on using celery, so Zhou Qingyan called Miss Miao.Ms. Miao's pet shop is already facing the situation of closing down. There are more and more stray cats and stray dogs on the street. Since monsters are no longer hidden existences, some humans have begun to abandon their cats and dogs, probably out of fear. Cats and dogs become fine.

Ms. Miao leaned against the door, smoking a cigarette, and scattered the cat food in her hand to the wild cats outside. It was not an option to continue like this.

Before Ms. Miao finished her cigarette, she received a call from her husband who invited her over for dinner. This was a great surprise!

The husband asked her to bring a bunch of water celery, and Ms. Miao happily hung up the phone, and then remembered, where can I find a bunch of water celery this season!

However, my husband was still waiting for her to eat, so Ms. Miao locked the door of the pet shop with a snap, and then meowed at the wild cats.

Cut the Xiangchao meat into slices that are not too thin and put them on the fragrant rice. Before closing the lid of the pressure cooker, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help smelling it again. It smells really good, with a scent of rice , and the smell of burning pine branches, a bit like bacon, but lighter than bacon, the smell of rosin is too strong, it smells, and I really want to take a bite.

The male god is helping in the kitchen today. Xu Xiaobai steamed the rice. The male god has already cut the meat into mahjong-sized pieces. The red meat is beautiful and has distinct texture, and the white meat is crystal clear and elastic. It's meat, but it looks like pieces of exquisite art.

The male god is washing the potatoes in the sink, and while washing them, the skins of the potatoes are wiped off.After washing the potatoes and cutting them into pieces, I saw Xu Xiaobai staring at the meat eagerly.

The male god put down the potato in his hand, picked up a piece of meat and asked Xu Xiaobai, "Do you want to try it?"

Xu Xiaobai hummed and asked: "It's still raw, can I eat it?"

The male god took a few slices of meat and put them on the plate. Thinking about it, he dug out a bottle of barbecue sauce from the cabinet above, which was left over from making teppanyaki in summer. A funky piece of meat is half-sauced and half-unsauced, then popped in the microwave and twirled.

The fragrance was overflowing, Xu Xiaobai closed his eyes and took a deep breath, this kind of fragrance made Xu Xiaobai feel like he was in the pine forest in the deep mountains, when the sun was the hottest, the old pine tree was exposed to the pine resin, the aroma of the pine resin was roasted and scorched by the sun The smell is really charming, but it seems that not far from this pine forest is a paddy field, and the fragrance of ripe rice has also spread in. It seems that there should be a lotus pond next to the paddy field, because Xu Xiaobai can faintly smell the fragrance of lotus.

However, surrounded by these aromas is the aroma of meat, pure meat aroma, without any impurities.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the microwave oven anxiously, just wanting to open it now and eat a piece.

When he heard the ding sound of the microwave oven, Xu Xiaobai excitedly went to see the male god.Zhou Qingyan turned on the microwave oven and took out the plate. The moment the plate was brought out, it seemed to taste even better.

The male god picked up a piece of meat without seasoning and brought it to Xu Xiaobai's mouth: "Come and taste it."

Xu Xiaobai swallowed it in one gulp, chewed it twice, and widened his eyes. This was probably the most delicious meat he had ever eaten. While chewing, he pointed to his mouth, expressing that it was so delicious that it was too delicious. Willing to open your mouth to speak.

Xu Xiaobai picked out a piece from the plate and brought it to the mouth of the male god, signaling to the male god to eat quickly, of course good things should be shared with the male god.The male god swallowed it in one gulp, Xu Xiaobai finished eating the one without seasoning, and quickly picked up another piece to spread barbecue sauce on it.

The perfect combination of sauce and meat is so delicious that it tears.After Xu Xiaobai finished eating, his heart was full of happiness. He commented: "I think it tastes as good without sauce as it does with sauce. It would be even better if we added some chili sauce, a little more spicy. , it couldn't be better!"

Both Xu Xiaobai and the male god forgot to cook, and hid in the kitchen to eat the fragrant meat roasted from the microwave.

Mr. Zhou held Mr. Xu's hand, lifted Mr. Xu's hand, licked the sauce on it, and put Mr. Xu's fingertips, the back of his hand, and between his fingers.Mr. Xu felt that his hand seemed to have turned into a large piece of Xiangshao meat, which is a rare delicacy.

Mr. Xu laughed: "Mr. Zhou makes me feel delicious."

Mr. Zhou wiped Mr. Xu's fingers calmly: "Mr. Xu is delicious."

Zhang Wazi smelled the fragrance coming from the kitchen, such a fragrance made Zhang Wazi immediately forget his own face, ran from the room to the kitchen, and saw Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai holding hands.Xu Xiaobai originally wanted to kiss the male god, but it's fine when the master comes.

Zhang Wazi rushed in and said to Xu Xiaobai: "My dear disciple, what kind of meat are you eating? It smells really good. Give Master a slice, and let Master satisfy his greed." He had already reached out to get the plate in Zhou Qingyan's hand, Zhou Qingyan raised his hand slightly, but Zhang Wazi couldn't reach it when he raised his hand!

He yelled, "Zhou Qingyan, give me the meat."

Xu Xiaobai discovered the New World, and he said to Zhang Wazi: "Master, are you a little short again? I remember that you used to be 1.5 meters, but now it looks like 1.2 meters."

Zhang Wazi's old face turned green, and he even made people eat meat happily!How could this apprentice be so ignorant!