Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Zhou Qingyan turned her head to look at Xiang Mao who was walking over.In the south there is Mount Danyuan. Mount Danyuan is a place with very poor resources. There are many streams on the mountain, but no vegetation grows on it, and it is impossible to climb it.There is a strange monster on the mountain, which looks like a wild cat with hair growing on its head, and its name is Lei.This beast also has a special function that is envied by most infertility patients. It is a hermaphrodite, can give birth to children by itself, and can digest the problem of finding a partner by itself. It is really a monster that serves multiple purposes.

When this kind of monster appeared in Yunnan, the local people called it Xiangmao.Zhou Qingyan took Mr. Kun to stay in Yunnan for a long time, and often ate all kinds of dishes made with Xiang Mao.For example, Xiangmao water celery, stewed Xiangmao meat, barbecue Xiangmao skewers, in short, all kinds of tastes are good.

This kind of monster has a human face and is extremely ugly. It looks like a ghost during the day and a yaksha at night.Therefore, this kind of monster is very easy to be jealous of the beauty of others. It is jealous of beautiful men and beautiful women, and probably also jealous of beautiful ladyboys.

However, the most peculiar thing is that this kind of monster will spit out terrible venom because of jealousy, but eating its meat will make people not jealous, which is completely opposite to its behavior style.

The woman Zhou Qingyan walked over from the street didn't feel that the beast in front of him was very beautiful like Xu Xiaobai did. In his eyes, it was really a fat beast!

Xiang Mao walked past Zhou Qing on high heels, and glanced at Zhou Qingyan.The appearance of the male god has always had the villain's evil smile, 360 degrees without the effect of slots.The soul buried under the envy of the class revived, it stood in front of Zhou Qingyan, its long hair stood up straight like lightning and then bent, jetting out jealousy from each strand of hair towards Zhou Qingyan!

Zhou Qingyan jumped up to avoid Lei's attack, then stretched out his long legs and kicked him backwards.The cosmetic box in Lei's hand fell to the ground and was kicked to the ground by the male god.

Xiang Mao who was kicked to the ground began to change, Zhou Qingyan looked at Xiang Mao who fell on the ground quietly.A slit opened on the fashionable skirt, and then a wild cat-like monster jumped out from the beauty's human skin, and the beauty's human skin quickly shrank into its abdomen.Like its skin, the creature landed on all fours, ready to run.

But I found that I couldn't run anymore!

This is Xing's secret weapon. Although Xing is a medium-sized monster that cannot be transformed into a human form, they have unique transformation skills and disguise techniques.There are two human skins hidden in their abdomens, one male and one female. You can change the male and female and make up as you like. Maybe one second will be a man and the next second will be a woman, silently in the crowd clever transformation.

Zhou Qingyan picked up the beast, its eyes widened and it smelled the smell of a strong man, so it shrank back, and blamed it for committing crimes so smoothly these days, so it rushed towards Zhou Qingyan without thinking.Lei stretched out his calf to rub Zhou Qingyan's arm vigorously, and flatteringly introduced himself: "Handsome guy, do you need a girlfriend?"

Zhou Qingyan glanced at Lei expressionlessly.

Class immediately changed his plan: "Handsome guy, do you need a boyfriend?"

Zhou Qingyan glanced at the Xiang Mao, which was the size of a dog, in his hand: "You?"

Xiang Mao immediately replied: "I can change one for you, but you can be male or female, you can be male or female at any time, and you can have children by combining a man and a man. What do you think?"

Not too bad, the male god reached out and pulled a handful of long hair from Lei's head and stuffed it into Lei's mouth.The idea is not good, and this monster is too noisy, a mouthful of long hair was stuffed in the human's mouth, it immediately shut up, it instinctively wanted to attack Zhou Qingyan with the venom from its hair, but it restrained itself, fearing that it would die However, he couldn't die so miserable, the human lowered his head listlessly, and his long tail swayed with the movement of the male god's hand.

Back home, Taotie was lying on the ground unable to move, Zhou Qingyan kicked Taotie with his toes, and Taotie stared at him.This kind of life is vulnerable, Zhou Qingyan looked at Taotie lying on the ground, who only ate things but didn't pull them. I don't know how many dirty things gathered in his body. Zhou Qingyan looked up at Taotie condescendingly. Seeing contempt and disdain, yes, disdain, as if its life and death are not worth wasting a little bit of Mr. Jiuqing's strength.

Taotie opened his mouth wide and couldn't move his body, so he kept it open. This was a silent resistance. The male god tied the four limbs of the caught Xiang Mao and tied it to the pillar under the grape trellis. The pillar was secretly hidden by Mr. Kun. The little red worms that got up were sticky and very strong, and I didn't worry that Xiang Mao would break the pillar at all.

Then the male god has to go to see the object first.

Xiang Mao's limbs were trapped, and he didn't know what kind of rope he used. The more he struggled, the more securely he was bound. Xiang Mao greeted Tao Tie: "Hi, you were also arrested here, you look familiar, you and Tao Tie I'm just as ugly, so I feel more at ease."

At this time, Xiang Mao felt no jealousy in his heart, because the Taotie in front of him was as ugly as it was, and even Xiang Mao thought that Taotie was even uglier than him. How rare, Xiang Mao sincerely apologized to Taotie: "Thank you for giving me the occasional peace of mind."

Taotie still opened its big mouth, what happened just now, why did it get the word thank you, what could be uglier than it, the human form of the roe owl is beautiful.

Taotie's big mouth immediately changed direction, facing Xiang Mao, Xiang Mao looked at the bloody mouth in front of him, immediately chose to be silent, and closed his mouth.

Xu Xiaobai was probably exhausted. When Zhou Qingyan entered, Xu Xiaobai snored softly while hugging the quilt. He needed to have a good sleep. Picking up Xu Xiaobai's head, carefully put the pillow under Xu Xiaobai's head, and then touched Xu Xiaobai's flushed face from sleeping.

He stood beside Xu Xiaobai's bed, turned the minute hand around, and then turned to leave.

Xu Xiaobai had a good night's sleep, but he seemed to have experienced a dream in his sleep, and it kept playing repeatedly, which was not peaceful, but he didn't feel tired after waking up, anyway, he was very good.

Xu Xiaobai opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was the ceiling, after tens of seconds of reaction, Xu Xiaobai realized that he was not in the hospital, but in his own room.Xu Xiaobai hurriedly jumped off the bed, he didn't even have time to put on his slippers, he pushed the door all over the room looking for Zhou Qingyan.

He pushed open the doors one by one, waking up Zhang Wazi. Zhang Wazi rubbed his sleepy eyes, leaned against the door and asked, "My dear boy, what's the matter? I woke up early in the morning." The door is open and closed."

Xu Xiaobai replied: "I'm looking for a banquet." Then he felt that something was wrong: "Master, why are you back? Didn't the doctor tell you to stay in the hospital for observation? You must have sneaked back."

Hearing Xu Xiaobai's words, Zhang Wazi immediately replied: "Master is still a little sleepy, let's talk about what's going on after Master wakes up." After speaking, before Xu Xiaobai could speak, he closed his door firmly.Xu Xiaobai slammed on the door twice outside: "Master, you have to go to the hospital, or your face will be disfigured, and the wound may be infected."

Zhang Wazi didn't want to go to the hospital at all. He felt that people of his age would always have a sense of desolation when going to the hospital.Zhang Wazi agreed casually: "Okay, okay, I'll go back by myself in a while." At the same time, he thought indifferently, just change a piece of gauze, apply some medicine, he can do this himself, why go to the hospital? .Zhang Wazi took out a small mirror from the drawer and put it on the table, then took out new gauze and ointment, he wanted to change it himself!

Zhang Wazi untied the gauze layer by layer, then looked at the face in the mirror, let out a cry, and then kept scolding his mother, why did he look like a [-]-year-old before, but now it looks like only Twelve and thirteen, what the hell happened!Does being sprayed with venom still have the effect of rejuvenation!

Xu Xiaobai heard Zhang Wazi's cry from outside the door, and hurriedly knocked on the door: "Master, Master, are you okay, why don't we go to the hospital and have a look."

Zhang Wazi looked at the face in the mirror, and answered him in a calm manner: "Go and play, master is fine, just need to be quiet."

Listening to Zhang Wazi's angry voice, Xu Xiaobai felt that his master might not be in physical pain, but mentally hurt.

Xu Xiaobai withdrew his hand, and heard the male god calling him: "Wake up, Mr. Xu, did you sleep well last night?" Mr. Xu heard Mr. Zhou's voice and ran away from Zhang Wazi's door, towards Zhang Wazi. The yard ran over, and the male god greeted him in the yard.

Mr. Xu has a lot to say to Mr. Zhou.

Xu Xiaobai ran to the yard, stood on the steps, and hurriedly said to the male god: "Yesterday, I had a dream, a very real dream, maybe it wasn't a dream, wait a minute, what are you holding in your hand, And what is that lying on the ground?"

Xu Xiaobai raised his finger to point at the cat in the male god's hand, and looked at Taotie who was lying on the ground and could not move.And noticed the Dragon God on his wrist, he found that a large piece of Dragon God's tail was missing, as if it had been bitten off by something.The male god replied to Xu Xiaobai, "What I have in my hand is a leek, also called Xiangmao. It's delicious. I'll kill it. Let's eat meat."

The one lying on the ground is just called Taotie, it seems that everything he experienced is true.Xu Xiaobai looked at his hand, he squatted down, and took a pat on the steps, remembering that with this pat, many green plants could be photographed, I don't know if he can succeed this time.

The male god looked at Xu Xiaobai's hand slapping the steps, and when he slapped the steps, there was a crisp sound, and the male god asked him: "Does it hurt?"

Xu Xiaobai shook his head, he was looking forward to the result, and it was time to do a good job of afforestation, he made such a great contribution to the hospital's afforestation cause, he did not ask the hospital to pay any fees, it was simply too cheap.

The male god watched Xu Xiaobai repeatedly patted on the steps, so he took that animal to the backyard, intending to kill this animal in the backyard.

Xu Xiaobai repeatedly patted it several times, and really felt the pain of his palm, but there was still no response. The greening of the yard was not done well, and he did not have any special skills.Xu Xiaobai thought in his heart that if he really possessed the skill of being able to produce a piece of green plants with one tap, he would go to the gardening industry to do greening!

Xu Xiaobai came down from the steps and touched the yellowed and dry vines in autumn. He thought that such vines are not beautiful at all, but they are green and beautiful in summer, and when the wind blows, they are like green sea waves , rolling back and forth, it looks great.Xu Xiaobai touched the dark brown branches of the grape vine with his fingertips: "It's not pretty at all, you said that if I really have some superpowers, or if I'm really some kind of powerful monster, I can turn you back into the beautiful summer leaves look like?"

Of course the vine would not answer him, but the cool autumn wind would roll down a drop of water that accumulated on the leaves at night.Xu Xiaobai ran to find the male god, he still had something to say in his heart, so Xu Xiaobai ran towards the backyard.

The grape leaves on the vine behind him were constantly churning with the autumn wind, and the yellow leaves secretly began to seep out a little bit of green. First, the light green and yellow mixed together, turning into yellow-green, and then The light green deepened continuously and turned into dark green. The last grape tree was about to wither and turn yellow in autumn, and even the fallen grape leaves turned emerald green. The change of seasons had no effect on this grape tree.

Zhou Qingyan had already shaved off Lei's long hair, and Lei's hair was poisonous, so the male god lit a flame with his fingertips and burned Lei's hair clean.

Then the movement of Zhou Qingyan's hands stopped, and he felt the scene of renewed vitality, the old life that was about to end was revived with vitality.

Then I heard Xu Xiaobai's voice coming towards this side.The male god put the hair stuffed into Lei's mouth and then came out, Lei let out a long sigh, and asked tremblingly: "Handsome guy, how do you think about my proposal? , keep you enjoying a different comfort.”

The male god went in with a sharp knife, and ended Lei's whimsical thoughts: "I have a partner." When Xu Xiaobai ran towards the backyard, he heard a mournful sigh, followed by a mournful cry. .Xu Xiaobai quickly ran over two steps, and the housekeeper god was taking out two leather-like things from the belly of the monster named Lei.Xu Xiaobai took a closer look, it seemed to be two pieces of human skin!

That face and human skin looked familiar, Xu Xiaobai nervously pointed at the human skin and said, "I seem to have seen these two before, were they eaten by this monster?"

Of course it wasn't eaten, the male god pulled the two human skins in his hand, and Xu Xiaobai found that these two human skins were grown on the abdomen of the human, which was a camouflage tool for the human.

And Xu Xiaobai discovered that these two pieces of human skin have no eyebrows and no mouth, no matter what color lipstick or eyebrows are painted on, it is all right.

Xu Xiaobai had some epiphanies: "Oh, I see, I got into it, it reminded me of painted skin, but the quality of this seems to be better than painted skin, and I can put on makeup or something. Every time I paint Different makeup, no wonder I thought it was a different person when I saw it several times."

The male god praised him: "Mr. Xu is really brave and smart."

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but patted himself on the face, he was a little embarrassed to be praised like this by the male god.But why does the topic continue here? He came here to find the male god to explain his depression!