Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The male god hadn't called him yet, so Xu Xiaobai took out his phone to check, there were no missed calls on the phone, so he didn't know what he was doing.Xu Xiaobai looked at the phone again, then rolled up his trousers, put on the wet slippers and went to open the door. What he didn't realize was that the male god had returned, and the male god said that he would not come back for lunch, so he definitely wouldn't come back now.

Xu Xiaobai stood at the big iron gate and looked outside, the one standing outside was indeed not a male god, but Zhang Wazi.Zhang Wazi stood outside the gate carrying a plastic bag, showing a mental fatigue.Xu Xiaobai followed Zhang Wazi face to face, Zhang Wazi finally came to his senses after ten seconds, and shouted loudly: "Open the door for me quickly, and call Xiao Zhou out, what kind of psychopath is he introducing to me? I’m tortured and crazy.” I’m really going crazy. I ate the luxurious seafood dinner yesterday and didn’t sleep all night. Now Zhang Wazi still sees prawns, scallops, and crabs. The most important thing is It was Mr. Lin who didn't sleep, and Zhang Wazi was not allowed to sleep. As long as Zhang Wazi closed his eyes, Mr. Lin would calmly and slowly ring the bell, asking Team Leader Zhao's brother to bring him a glass of water.

Such a pale and beautiful boy in the rain is full of angry small universes, and the anger in his eyes is burning brightly, which will ignite the rain.Even now, the long silver hair is clinging to his cheeks, and the white exercise clothes are still sticking to his body wetly, but the anger in the eyes of the beautiful boy is soaring to the sky!

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly opened the door: "Master, you are back, I was thinking these days, I have been away for several days, why haven't you come back yet?"

Zhang Wazi raised his eyes and touched his beard habitually. His beard was no longer there, which made him even more annoyed. Standing in the yard, Zhang Wazi saw a figure in the living room, took off one of his shoes, and suddenly Throwing towards the figure in the living room, and shouting: "Zhou Qingyan, come out, I want you to fight."

Xu Xiaobai watched as the old man's shoe flew out and smashed in through the door: "Master, he is not at home for the Qingyan."

Zhang Wazi saw that his shoe was caught by a figure in the living room, held it in his hand, then took off the other one, and walked forward, saying, "Nonsense, if you are not at home, who is in the living room?" I really married a daughter-in-law and forgot my master." After speaking, the shoe in his hand was thrown towards the figure in the living room.Zhang Wazi walked closer and closer to the living room, and the moment the old man's shoes flew out, he also felt something was wrong. The people in the living room looked shorter than Zhou Qingyan.

Because it was close, the smashing was particularly accurate this time, and the old man's shoes hit the figure's head.Zhang Wazi shouted again: "Zhou Qingyan, come out for me."

Handsome Mr. Zhao came out of the living room holding two old shoes. He saw the barefooted children outside, and thought that the children nowadays are really powerful, so they will hit people?Handsome Mr. Zhao squeezed two shoes, squatted down, and said to Zhang Wazi: "You are also looking for Xiao Zhou, seeing that you are quite good at such an older child, what grade is it, Xiao Zhou owes your father money Well, it’s pretty powerful to hit people while wearing your father’s shoes.”

Looking at Zhao Qiankun in front of him, Zhang Wazi blurted out reflexively: "Leader?"

Zhao Qiankun looked at the child in front of him, and blurted out that he called the leader. Could this be the child of a comrade-in-arms family? He asked, "What's your father's name?"

Zhang Wazi just realized what he called Zhao Qiankun, when he heard Zhao Qiankun's next question, he answered intuitively: "Zhang Wazi."

Zhao Qiankun's eyes widened in an instant. The old man Zhang Wazi actually had such a big son, but he didn't look like him at all. According to Zhang Wazi's bloodline, he must be mixed with the blood of the Eight Kingdoms. .

Xu Xiaobai stopped by the side for a long time, and said in a low voice: "I said it's not a Qingyan feast." The male god hasn't called him yet, Xu Xiaobai expressed his annoyance, although you are all looking for Xiao Zhou, but Xiao Zhou He is not at home now.

Xiao Zhou was also very troubled. He looked at the old man in front of him, who was lying on the ground and screaming.Lying on the ground is a mosquito spirit, which has been a little over 300 years old, not more than 300 years and ten months.Insect creatures such as mayflies are generally difficult to become monsters. Firstly, the place where they wander is always narrow. In a limited area, knowledge and opportunities are always not enough. Secondly, they The life of a human being is always short, the mayflies live for a year, and the crickets don't know their age. Their short lives mean that they don't have enough time to practice, let alone encounter all kinds of adventures.

In fact, in terms of rarity, this mosquito essence also belongs to the giant panda among monsters, but it is not treated as well as others.Otherwise, how could you come out to touch porcelain?

Even monsters are coming out to touch porcelain these days!

Xiao Zhou said to the mosquito spirit: "Get up first, I still have things to do, otherwise I will run over in a while." Even if you run over, you won't die, at most you will bleed a little.

Mosquito spirit moaned and didn't move, stretched out his finger and said, "You hit me, you have to make it up to me, you said it was private or official." The male god calmly glanced at the mosquito, and now even the mosquito spirit has learned how to do it. Relying on the old to sell the old, touching porcelain to make money, this world is really in a bad mood, the male god smiled and showed his neat teeth.

Shamat's leader's smile is very beautiful, with the light flashing effect of the villain's evil smile, the mosquito spirit trembled when he saw it, and immediately comforted himself, it must be because the rain is too cold, lying in such cold rain I couldn't help trembling.

The male god turned the handlebar of the electric car to run over the mosquito spirit, and without looking back, he walked towards Wang Xiaoheng's store selling the test demon potion.Mosquito clearly heard the sound of his leg bones breaking, and there was a squeak, and the cold sweat on his head fell and mixed with the cold rain.Just a little bit, just a little bit away from turning him into a mosquito again.

Mosquito spirit’s chance back then was completely accidental. More than 300 years ago, a wounded big monster dropped a drop of blood in the atmosphere where he was moving. Rabbit spirit was the first to discover the drop of blood, but rabbit spirit became a The food of the giant eagle, the giant eagle ate the rabbit essence, and wanted to swallow the drop of blood, but the sharp mouth could not eat the drop of blood, the wild wolf drove away the giant eagle, and the tiger ate the wild wolf, The hunter killed the tiger, and in the end there was only one mosquito left in this place. The mosquito ate the blood, and from then on, he knew the Spring and Autumn Period, the stars, the sun, the moon, and the wider world outside.

But that drop of blood can't last long, monsters will also age and die, and when their life disappears, they also need a lot of elixir to maintain their lives. money to sustain themselves.

The journey was not very comfortable. Zhou Qingyan arrived in front of Wang Xiaoheng's store, took off his raincoat, and walked in.Wang Xiaoheng had one leg up on the low table and was ordering takeaway with his mobile phone.After ordering the takeaway, I saw Zhou Qingyan walking in, and hurriedly greeted: "Hello, have you tried the magic potion? There are other things, town house, praying, and many children. I have all of them here, and the price is fair. They have all been opened, and if they don’t work, they don’t need money.”

Zhou Qingyan took a look around Wang Xiaoheng's store, looking at all kinds of fake products: "Who opened the store?"

Wang Xiaoheng said: "Of course it was lit in the temple on Mount Wutai, and this is all done by asking the master to chant scriptures."

Zhou Qingyan picked up a copper coin, shook it in his hand, and then threw it into the air: "Aren't you Taoist priests of the Laoshan sect, shouldn't you believe in Lao Tzu?"

Bah, Wang Xiaoheng saw that this person was here to make trouble. He vaguely felt that Zhou Qingyan looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before. After such a dialogue, it was obvious that he was here to make trouble.

Wang Xiaoheng wanted to stand up very much, but his leg was hurt: "The ghosts believe in you, believe in you, you don't even look at your face, what are you capable of, we still believe in you, go home and look in the mirror, we don't believe in you .”

Zhou Qingyan explained patiently: "I mean, what I believe in is Lao Tzu, not mine."

Wang Xiaoheng sneered: "You are me, I am you."

Zhou Qingyan explained again: "I am not me, I am not Lao Tzu."

Wang Xiaoheng asked him back: "Then who is I?"

Zhou Qingyan replied solemnly: "I am the ancestor of your group!"

Angry to death, Wang Xiaoheng took a deep breath, the teacher is not to be humiliated.

Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand and took the falling copper coins into the center of his hand. Seeing that Wang Xiaoheng was about to pick up the fake big jade Pixiu that was said to be consecrated on the table and hit him, he even took out a paper talisman from his bosom.

I don't understand what happened at all. However, the male god felt that the smell of Xie Shu was approaching. He probably only needed to change to a bus. The bus walked to a dozen stops, or if he was driving by himself, It only takes four or five more traffic lights to reach Wang Xiaoheng's store selling test demon potions.

The copper coin in the male god's hand hit Wang Xiaoheng's forehead, leaving a Kaiyuan Tongbao regular script on Wang Xiaoheng's forehead. The paper talisman and Pixiu in Wang Xiaoheng's hand fell to the ground, and then fell down.

The male god calmly carried Wang Xiaoheng into the back room, and put him on a small wire bed in the back room.The male god sat on the boss's seat and teased the fish in the fish tank with his hands. The fish was not big but looked very cute.

There was a knock on the door outside. It was the smell of braised chicken and rice. The heat and smell of the braised chicken in this restaurant had already passed through the door. The taste of the braised chicken was neither good nor bad. It should be super spicy, but this The spicy taste seems not enough. If you add some dried chili and millet chili, it will have a full spicy taste. The chicken is frozen chicken, so it is not fresh enough. For the chicken, there are also potatoes, enoki mushrooms, kelp, tofu, and yuba. , green beans, and Chinese cabbage.

The soup is not thick enough, otherwise the thick soup has a full spicy taste and the mellow feeling of chicken soup. It is also very good to soak the crystal white rice.

Zhou Qingyan heard a shout from outside: "Mr. Huang's takeaway, the braised chicken you ordered has arrived, please give us a good review, thank you, and give us an apple as a gift, can you please open the door?"

In addition to the taste of braised chicken, there is also a strong smell of weasels.

Zhou Qingyan opened the door, and sure enough, he saw the courier of China Wolf Tong, who became a master after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, was standing outside the door with a braised yellow chicken.

Seeing Zhou Qingyan, the little weasel immediately trembled all over, and even applied to the boss to be transferred to deliver food, why still can't avoid this one!