Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai looked up at the male god, his narrow eyes were full of hope, is the male god going to give him a good morning kiss?The male god looked at his pitiful appearance, and he didn't want to give a good morning kiss anymore, so he said to Xu Xiaobai: "Go to the room, um, you can take a hot bath first, and cook the porridge, go." After speaking, the male god resolutely stepped on the electric car, and ran out of the big iron gate with a splash all the way.

There was no one on the street, because it was not far from Wang Xiaoheng's shop, so the male god rode carefully and steadily. It rained for half the night, and a layer of water formed on the ground. When the male god rode his bike, the water was very stable. , there was no splash of water at all.When riding to the intersection, a black car turned around and drove forward at an extremely fast speed. The water splash was more than two meters high, and it splashed directly towards Zhou Qingyan on the side. The rhythm of the face.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the splash of water without changing his expression, the splash of water rushed towards Zhou Qingyan, and when he was only one centimeter away from Zhou Qingyan, they all fell to the ground.Zhou Qingyan turned to look at the speeding black car, water splashed all the way, Zhou Qingyan rode the electric car and continued to move forward.The accumulated water on the ground suddenly moved faster than the black car. After a while, the accumulated water surrounded the black car.

Huge water splashes suddenly rose around the car, splashing in all directions of the car, even water seeped into the glass cracks and the doors, and what was even more frightening was that the water splashes lifted the car up, getting higher and higher ,Higher and higher!The owner of the car was so frightened that he opened the car door and screamed: "Help, help, I will be eaten by monsters, there are monsters under the water, help."

The monster under the water did not appear, and the splash of water not only got into his car through the gap of the glass, but also hit the owner in the face. The feeling of being hit in the face must be wonderful. The car fell to the ground with a bang, and the owner of the car was so frightened that he almost lost his courage and drove away in a hurry.

When Xu Xiaobai was sitting in the living room wiping his hair, he heard a scream coming from outside. Xu Xiaobai stopped wiping his hair with the towel and wanted to go out to have a look, but it was raining heavily outside. There was a sound, as if something heavy fell to the ground.Xu Xiaobai put down the towel in his hand, picked up the umbrella, rolled up his trouser legs, and planned to go to the street to have a look. He felt that the road in front of his house was still very wide, and it would be much worse if he hit a street light pole Blind.

Holding the umbrella, Xu Xiaobai went to the gate and saw the tail of a black car disappearing around the corner.Xu Xiaobai stood in the rain and watched for a while, but he didn't see the crooked utility pole. He didn't know what the car owner was shouting just now.

Standing on the side of the road, Xu Xiaobai saw a red car coming. Xu Xiaobai knew this car. It was Mr. Shuai Zhao’s car. Xu Xiaobai knew him. Mr. Shuai Zhao’s car was driving too fast. , when this car drove over, it would definitely splash water all over his face, Xu Xiaobai hurriedly ran into the yard and closed the big iron gate, and hid far away, his approach was correct, he saw that the water outside was paved with enough water Two or three meters high, the black iron gate has been rewashed.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the water coming in from the railing, and thought silently in his heart, Mr. Handsome Mr. Zhao's driving skills are really too vigorous.

The handsome Mr. Zhao got out of the car, and his shiny leather shoes slammed into the water. He asked Xu Xiaobai who was in the railing: "Did someone call for help just now? Was there a monster or something with such a sharp voice?" , My ear can hear it from a long distance away, man."

Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand and waved at Mr. Shuai Zhao: "Hey, Mr. Shuai Zhao, long time no see, I didn't see anyone, maybe he's gone away." His face hurts, and he wiped the rainwater off his face: "Xiao Xu, open the door quickly, the rain is so heavy, I'm almost drenched to death, mother Xipi, I forgot to bring an umbrella when I went out today." Also, Where did Mr. Lin go? I felt in a trance that my own son was lost. I was very worried about Mr. Lin these days. Such a big son, no, he is such a big man, he is still a baby, and he can’t take care of himself well. what to do?

Now that he can't find his son when he comes back, Team Leader Zhao is really worried.

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly opened the door, Team Leader Zhao hurried to the steps and hid on the steps to shelter from the rain. Xu Xiaobai walked over with an umbrella, went up the steps and put down his trouser legs, and heard Mr. Shuai Zhao ask him: "Little Zhou, why didn't anyone come out?"

Xu Xiaobai looked back at Mr. Shuai Zhao, and immediately thought that Mr. Shuai Zhao was the male god's immediate boss, so he said tactfully: "He has something to do, he will be back in a while, or you can wait a little longer."

When you can't come back at noon, just go by yourself.Xu Xiaobai's idea was just like this, he took off the wet slippers and put them aside, handsome Mr. Zhao also took off the wet slippers: "Xiao Xu, your house is still summer sandals, you shouldn't be wearing them now. Are you wearing cotton slippers?"

After a while, the heating came on, and Xu Xiaobai thought that the sandals would be fine for a while, so he said to Zhao Qiankun, "The room is warm, so it's fine to wear it in."

After entering the room, Xu Xiaobai remembered that there was still a gift for Mr. Shuai Zhao, so he hurriedly said to Shuai Zhao: "Mr. Shuai Zhao, I have a gift for you, just wait." Where are the folded presents and clothes? I have to look for them.

Handsome Mr. Zhao sat at the table and saw a towel on the sofa, picked it up to wipe his hair, and drank a bowl of brown sugar and ginger water on the table.The little Naimiao also has a bowl of brown sugar water, but there is no ginger, that is when it sees Xu Xiaobai and brown sugar ginger water, it smells so sweet and comfortable, so it pesters Xu Xiaobai to make himself a bowl of brown sugar water, too thick Yes, almost half a bag of brown sugar was poured in, the color is not red, but black.

Mr. Handsome Mr. Zhao had a low tongue for a while, and couldn't help but said: "Remember you are a male cat, can male cats also come to the big aunt, such a thick brown sugar water, there is a liter of big aunt here!"

The noble big monster Qiongqi slightly closed his eyes, and slowly drank the brown sugar water on the table, no matter how angry the heart was burning, the sugar water should not be wasted.

It is the noble big monster Qiongqi, who is said to be a female cat!It has such a high pedigree, it has such a high status, it is a noble big monster, Qiongqi, and now it is compared with a female cat in the mouth of this fool, it is simply intolerable!The noble monster Qiongqi will punish this brainless human being.

The noble big monster Qiongqi stood up after drinking the brown sugar water, shook his little black wings, and rushed towards the handsome Mr. Zhao like a cannonball. Today, he must clean up this cheap human being for Tian Xingdao!

Mr. Shuai Zhao saw Qiongqi flying over, and his memory came back. This little milk cat is not easy to provoke. He still remembered the serious consequences last time, so Mr. Shuai raised his hand and took the ginger syrup that he had just drank. The bowl was thrown out and hit the little Naimiao on the face. The little Naimiao put a big bowl on its face and was smashed to the ground with a bang.

The anger of the noble big monster Qiongqi has reached its peak, and killing Team Leader Zhao will not be enough to calm the anger in Qiongqi's heart!Qiongqi's hair all exploded, he lifted the bowl and looked at Zhao Qiankun viciously.

It's a pity that its eyes are big, black and round, and they have no deterrent power at all, so it can only rely on actions!The noble big monster blew the horn of attack in his heart, this time he is about to launch a general attack!

Xu Xiaobai finally found the clothes and gifts packed by the male god. He found out the tie for Mr. Zhao, when he heard a tinkling sound coming from the living room.Xu Xiaobai hurriedly took the leader and ran out.

My God, is this going to rebel? Xu Xiaobai saw that Qiongqi was chasing and beating Zhao Qiankun fiercely. Qiongqi was so vicious this time, focusing on the piece of flesh between Zhao Qiankun's legs.Xu Xiaobai could even see the shining nail hook on Qiongqi's finger, if he scratched it, the iron pan would make a hole.

If Team Leader Zhao is caught, Team Leader Zhao will not only be ordered by the monk but also ordered by the eunuch.

Group leader Zhao covered his crotch with one hand, grabbed everything he could use with the other and threw it at the noble big monster Qiongqi. He saw Xu Xiaobai hurriedly shouted: "Little Xu, come on, let's take care of your cat. This cat is going crazy." While running away, he yelled, "Buddha's light shines." But Buddha's light did not bless him today.

Zhao Qiankun wanted to move the golden crown on his head, but it was worth it to deal with a cat. This is a terrible cat. With one paw, he might even change his gender. up.

Xu Xiaobai shouted: "Stop."

But neither the cat nor the man stopped.

Xu Xiaobai said: "Stop and buy you candy."

The noble big monster Qiongqi actually stopped for five seconds, giving Zhao Qiankun a chance to breathe, but Qiongqi soon realized that sugar could not buy back his injured dignity, unless, very, very, very , very, very, very, six very many in a row!

Then, Qiongqi continued to chase Zhao Qiankun.The noble big monster was flying, Zhao Qiankun was running, one was about to break his wings from exhaustion, and the other was about to break his legs.At this time, the big iron gate rang, Xu Xiaobai hurriedly said: "Mr. Zhou must be back, do you still want to chase after him?"

The noble big monster Qiongqi looked at the stall on the ground, remembering how powerful Mr. Qiongqi was, he decided to temporarily truce, but he would never let this low-mouthed human being, who made him insult the noble monster's character !Can't tolerate it!

The noble monster Qiongqi shook his wings and flew to the upstairs room. Xu Xiaobai heaved a sigh of relief and went to the steps to see if the male god had returned. Speaking of which, the male god hadn't called him yet. !