Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The male god flicked his finger towards the TV, and the program that was broadcast live just now began to rewind, as if rewinding, all the way back to the very beginning of the program.

Xu Xiaobai stared at every detail carefully, he didn't see anything, but he still felt strange in his heart, the male god made the program on the TV rewind, as if the male god controlled the TV.

What Zhou Qingyan controls is not the TV, but the time.Time began to flow backwards under the flick of his fingertips, back to the very beginning of the show.When the show started, Xu Xiaobai stared at the TV again, and the reporter continued to tell the situation of the fire scene in Shanxi-style Mandarin. His back was the overturned passenger car and truck, and the rescue situation at the scene.

The camera zoomed to the overturned bus, the male god pointed his finger towards the TV, and the picture on the TV screen stopped moving, Xu Xiaobai stared carefully at the stopped screen, but he didn't see anything, he saw that there was still The unextinguished flames, the injured people, the medical staff who are helping, don't understand what the male god wants him to see.

Even if there were a few ladies inside, they looked pretty good, but after the car accident, their faces were dirty, and their appearance and posture were not considered beautiful. Xu Xiaobai did not care about his life when his life was in jeopardy. Have the heart to look a few more times.Xu Xiaobai's eyes hurt from looking at it, he turned his head to look at the male god: "I can't see anything you want me to see."

The male god's hand pulled towards the stopped picture, Xu Xiaobai's eyes widened, the male god took out the picture on the TV out of thin air, it became as big as the whole room, it was still three-dimensional, there was a feeling of being immersed in the latest The feeling of science and technology, or watching 4D movies in a movie theater now.Xu Xiaobai stood up, he looked down at the male god, the male god held his hand, they seemed to be at the scene of a fire, but they didn't.

How miraculous it is for the male god to extract a section of time and a piece of space.

The male god pointed to the bus that fell on the ground: "Let's look there."

Xu Xiaobai followed the finger of the male god to look at the bus.Because the bus fell on the ground, it seemed that all the passengers had been rescued, so everyone had no time to take care of the bus that fell on the ground.

Zhou Qingyan snapped his fingers, and Xu Xiaobai's eyes were like a drop of cow's tears. He actually saw a person sitting in the empty car on the ground. In the late autumn season, this person was wearing a black cloak , blocking his face, unable to tell the difference between men and women, he sat upside down in the bus, safe and sound.

Then he walked slowly in the upside-down bus, and when he got out of the bus, Xu Xiaobai noticed that the man raised his wrist, which was thin and white, with a string of cyan beads on it, and strange patterns were carved on the beads.This is a woman. With the appearance of this woman with blue beads, the number of people who died at the scene of the car accident increased. It turned out that even though the casualties were serious, there were still some survivors. Now, the breath of the survivors disappeared very quickly.

The woman in a black cloak was walking in the chaotic scene, no one noticed her, the male god and Xu Xiaobai looked at her back, suddenly a strong wind blew over, the wind was so strong that it was so big that the things in the hands of the medical staff Blown away by the strong wind and rolled far away, Xu Xiaobai felt that the scene of the car accident, from the appearance of this woman to the appearance of a living person, was gone.

The strong wind blew the woman's cloak off, revealing a head of black hair, very soft and smooth, the long hair disappeared inside the cloak, I don't know how long it was.The woman's footsteps stopped, she stood there quietly, and then slowly turned around.

Xu Xiaobai first saw the very long eyelashes, the eyelashes are like crow feathers, and then the bridge of the nose, the peerless beauty who slowly turned her head, every part is beautiful, every inch is exquisite.

She turned her head, she seemed to have seen Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan, but she didn't seem to, but smiled slowly towards nothingness, then turned back, put on the cloak and left slowly.

At first I thought that Ms. Miao was a beauty, and I thought that Sharkman Joe was beautiful, but it turned out to be all wrong. The male god waved his hand, and the screen disappeared. The news on the TV was over, and the next program had already started. Xu Xiaobai slowly came back to his senses, he sighed in his heart, oh my god, Xu Xiaobai said to the male god: "She looks really good-looking, um, I can't describe it in words, anyway, it's an indescribable kind of beauty." It looks good, if I have to describe it in one quantity, it is better than all the female stars who have plastic surgery in the film and television industry combined."

Although Xu Xiaobai only likes male gods, but he has to admit that the woman on TV just now has a kind of beauty that makes people want to dig out their hearts, liver, spleen and lungs for her.

Xu Xiaobai is even more sure that this is a monster, only a monster can hide at the scene of a car accident and leave without a sound.Xu Xiaobai asked the male god: "What kind of monster is this?"

The male god laughed: "You probably know her name, Mrs. Li, the beauty of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty." Xu Xiaobai knew Mrs. Li. Although this Mrs. Li was not as famous as Wei Zifu, she had an older brother who could compose music, because Li Yannian's In a Yuefu song, Mrs. Li's name is always tied to the country and the city.

This is presumably also a method of bundling sales.Xu Xiaobai calculated the time from the long Han Dynasty to the present, and whispered: "She must have used some amazing cosmetics, which are more effective than hyaluronic acid." But I don't know if it will cause facial paralysis.

There was a fishbone hanging from Xu Xiaobai's mouth, the male god used his little finger to gently pick the fishbone off, and pushed it aside: "Is it pretty?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "It's pretty."

The male god lightly lifted his clothes, revealing a piece of small abdominal muscles, neatly arranged, the skin was shiny, and his fingers touched the muscles lightly.

Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand involuntarily, wanting to touch it, he could imagine the feeling of touching it, it must be smooth and tight, very comfortable and elastic.

The male god clamped Xu Xiaobai's outstretched hand with chopsticks: "Is it pretty?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded hastily: "It's very pretty." Let me touch it quickly, I feel like I'd eat it if I touch it, because the beauty is delicious.

The male god's chopsticks loosened a little, and he was about to touch them, Xu Xiaobai heard the male god ask: "Ms. Li is pretty, or am I?"

Xu Xiaobai stared at the male god's muscles tightly: "You, you, you, you look good."

Very good, the male god put down his clothes, and stood up neatly: "Then you can go clean the kitchen now." Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hands and watched the male god stand up eagerly, the male god turned around, and his gaze followed the male god Turning around, the male god walked towards the room, Xu Xiaobai's gaze followed the male god towards the room.

The male god suddenly turned his head and waved towards Xu Xiaobai.Xu Xiaobai stood up from the table and walked to the side of the male god, the male god lowered his head, Xu Xiaobai was very happy, even if he couldn't touch his abdominal muscles, a vigorous kiss would still be fine.The male god lowered his head and whispered in Xu Xiaobai's ear, "Am I pretty?"

Xu Xiaobai only nodded his head: "It's pretty, it's pretty, it's the best." The male god smiled in Xu Xiaobai's ear, and the laughter spread into Xu Xiaobai's heart, tickling.

Then the god slammed the door shut.

Xu Xiaobai stared dumbfounded at the closed door, and then looked at the leftovers on the table, thinking he should clean up the table silently.When clearing the table, Xu Xiaobai thought of Comrade Zhang Wazi, wondering what happened to Master?

Zhang Wazi was about to be driven crazy by this person in front of him. Mr. Lin was sitting in a wheelchair, holding a mobile phone in his hand, and was browsing the forum of the Demon Supervisor Office. There was another new message on the Demon Supervisor Office forum. I saw the latest post It said: Am I a demon today? When I watched TV, I found a strange thing. The company I work for is all human beings. There is nowhere to share and discuss. Come and tell me that I am not a demon. .

Teacher Lin opened it and saw the post said: When I was watching the news in the company today, I felt that I watched two different news. Do you have this feeling? The first time was quite normal, but the second time seemed There is an extra woman in a black cloak, beautiful, I'm about to climb up to lick the screen, have you seen it, tell me it's not a demon, it's not a demon!

Posted by: A Lonely Wolf in Snow Mountain

Teacher Lin quickly picked up the reply, and heard Zhang Wazi say to him: "I mean, can I write my age a little older, how about eighteen?" Before Teacher Lin raised his head from the phone, he saw Many monsters in the following replies said that they did not see two news items, but only saw one. They wondered whether their knowledge was not deep enough, or euphemistically asked whether the host had changed into auditory hallucinations or something. I hope the host can Face up to your own disease, and don't shy away from it.

But occasionally one or two said that they saw two pieces of news like the host.Slowly, the comments in the back became extreme, and a person who posted the song called Daolang in the two yuan store said that such a car accident must have been done by Minister Yin, and it must have been done by our monster organization. Show the power of our monsters to Two Feet Sheep!

The following remarks began to fork, with some agreeing and some opposing. The matter has developed to this point and it is boring. The current situation feels that everything can be done politically.Teacher Lin threw the phone away, unable to watch it anymore.

Zhang Wazi said it again: "I mean, can you write your age and be older!"

Teacher Lin calmly picked out his ears, he slowly opened his mouth, and Zhang Wazi stared at Teacher Lin's mouth tightly, only to see Teacher Lin utter a word slowly: "You." The words were slow and mellow for ten seconds, and then finally changed to: "Yes." The word yes was the same, slow and mellow for ten seconds.

Zhang Wazi patted his chest, feeling that he had something to do, Zhou Qingyan never told him that his friend is a hearing impaired!One morning passed, and they probably also agreed on a name.

Zhang Wazi looked at the name written on it. There were three words written in black marks on it, Zhou Wazi, and even the surname was wrong.

Zhang Wazi hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, I mean."

Teacher Lin nodded slowly. He enjoyed the state of pretending that his ears were not working very well, so he smiled slightly at Zhang Wazi: "Say." Slowly and mellowly for ten seconds.

Zhang Wazi nodded again.

Teacher Lin finally finished speaking: "Are you hungry?"