Shanhaijing monster edible guide

When the sweet-scented osmanthus blossoms are the sweetest, the sweet-scented osmanthus sauce made from the plucked sweet-scented osmanthus, a little bit of small broken flowers, has a charming aroma, like opening a butterscotch, which makes people suspect that it will melt in the mouth.

Xu Xiaobai broke open the sweet-scented osmanthus taro cake, revealing the golden filling inside, and then handed it over to the male god.Zhou Qingyan held Xu Xiaobai's hand, and the smell of sweet-scented osmanthus rushed into his nose. It was the smell of early August osmanthus, which was picked with the rain and the wind. The wind that arrives is clear and gentle, just like the years in the past. When the rain falls, it carries the taste of the sky, and when the wind blows, it carries the message of the earth.

The best rain, the best wind, the best season, the best sweet-scented osmanthus, this is the best taro cake filling, with the best taste.So Mr. Zhou wanted to leave the best taste to Mr. Xu.

Xu Xiaobai said to Zhou Qingyan: "Mr. Zhou also come to taste." Mr. Zhou held Mr. Xu's hand, took a bite, and it smelled the same, the best blooming sweet-scented osmanthus really had the best taste.Zhou Qingyan held Xu Xiaobai's hand, ate sweet-scented osmanthus taro cakes, and then kissed Xu Xiaobai's fingers: "It's very sweet and very fragrant. The fragrance of osmanthus is just like your fingers."

The male god is sometimes an expert in love stories, and what he says is always so exciting.Xu Xiaobai's heart was about to turn into sweet-scented osmanthus sauce. The sweet and greasy was the cream-flavored candy that Chu Chu opened, and the aroma spread into the air. He laughed, took a bite of sweet-scented osmanthus taro cake, and kissed the corner of the male god's mouth : "Mr. Zhou's mouth is the sweetest."

The noble monster Qiongqi didn't need to eat the sweet-scented osmanthus and taro cakes on the table, but his teeth were already hurt by the sweet atmosphere on the table.The sugar content is too high, and the throat and eyes start to dry out.

So the noble monster Qiongqi ran to Xie Shu's cup, poured a full glass of rose water, and gulped down half a cup of honey rose water.Fortunately, Xie Shu booked a small box, otherwise, if it was outside, how many people would have been scolded.When Xie Shu came back, he always felt that the water in his glass had actually been drunk, maybe he felt that Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan refilled his glass, so Xie Shu picked up the rose water and drank it down.

He kissed Qiongqi indirectly, and Xie Shu continued: "You are from the Taoist Wang Xiaoheng company, right? I want to start a business, and I want to get rid of this dream. I'm going to get married next year, and I always feel sorry for myself." Girlfriend, or is this not a dream?"

This is not a dream. Zhou Qingyan affirmed Xie Shu's words. Now that the monsters have been made public, the relationship between the monsters is so tense, but there is still something to be said. Zhou Qingyan said: "This is not a dream, this is a monster, don't worry , our Wang Xiaoheng Taoist company is responsible for killing demons and eliminating demons, no matter what kind of monsters they are, they will disappear." Disappear into our pot!

Xie Shu nodded: "Okay, I entrust this matter to you, as long as you can get me out of this situation, the price is up to you." Xie Shu was deeply troubled, not knowing that those ancient male monsters How did the entangled scholar or general live? Will they also have the same troubles as thanking the letter?Worrying about what to do if family members know, what to do if girlfriend knows, what to do if friends know, Xie Shu used to work in a state-owned enterprise, the salary is not high or low, he is better at being at ease, now he quits his job for the male monster Yes, I go out every day to lie to my family that I am going to work.Sometimes he can't help but walk into the new house he bought. His dream started here, and maybe it will continue here.

Xie Shu thinks so.

Those ancient scholars who were haunted by female monsters were easy to talk about. I don’t know if those who were haunted by male monsters had the same unspeakable and troubles as him.

However, in addition to troubles, there is also supreme joy, as well as endless intercourse between soul and body. It is a life that Xie Shu has never felt before. More, it's different from secretly eating forbidden fruit with your girlfriend, that kind of agitation can penetrate the soul, and instantly forget everything in this world.

However, remembering after forgetting is the deepest sense of guilt.After Xie Shu had a dry cough, he was covered in cold sweat, and now he couldn't help his monster.He thought about it, and suddenly changed his mind: "Can I meet him? I haven't seen his face. I mean, I can talk to him."

Zhou Qingyan stared at Xie Shu. The person in front of him was fascinated by monsters. When he met Heng Gongyu, let's talk about love or breakup?The male god simply refused: "No, we only kill demons, we don't care about living."

Xu Xiaobai ate half of the sweet-scented osmanthus taro cake. He saw that Xie Shu's expression was constantly changing, sometimes melancholy and sometimes relieved. Finally, Xie Shu stretched out his hand and said to Zhou Qingyan: "Then I won't do this business, thank you, but what happened just now Can you keep it a secret for me?"

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the counter of the cafe: "You pay the bill." Xie Shu nodded: "I will pay the bill." Zhou Qingyan stood up, Xu Xiaobai also stood up, Zhou Qingyan sincerely said to Xie Shu: "I will keep it secret, we will not tell anyone Man, only me and my partner know about this matter." Hearing these words, Xie Shu raised his head and looked at Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan.

Zhou Qingyan held Xu Xiaobai's hand and waved to the waiter: "This plate of sweet-scented osmanthus and taro cake is packed." It can be seen that the target still likes to eat this plate of sweet-scented osmanthus and taro cake, there are still a lot left, so why not pack it all back.

The noble big monster Qiongqi stretched out his little paw and held a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus taro cake on his paw at the moment of packing, and finally stole it. They all grinned.

Xie Shu looked at the backs of Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai, this male couple was so different, it made people feel that love is love, love is sweet, aboveboard, joyful, pure, and happy.

It's really enviable, but Xie Shu feels that his love is always mixed with many things, such as what others think is appropriate, such as reaching the age, such as being in the right family.What an enviable couple, regardless of gender, only about love.

The enviable couple stepped out of the café and were immediately at odds.Xu Xiaobai said to the male god: "I don't want to deal with this person anymore. I feel like he is guarding a white rose while hiding a red rose in his heart. Well, I don't like it."

Although the partner said he didn't like it, being full was considered a thing, and the male god took a step back: "Fish still needs to be eaten."

Xu Xiaobai sighed: "Let's eat fish then, don't meet people, seeing such a person always reminds me of a singer I don't like the most, especially good at this kind of red rose and white rose songs .”

Zhou Qingyan had also heard about that singer's song, and it was often played in places like two yuan stores and barbecue restaurants. He thought about it and said to Xu Xiaobai: "The one who sang is actually a pig spirit."

Xu Xiaobai's eyes widened behind the electric car, what is it actually a pig spirit? Thinking of this, Xu Xiaobai remembered the singer's appearance, the more he thought about it, the more he realized that it was actually possible, and he couldn't control it in his mind Comparing the singer's facial features with the second senior brother, Xu Xiaobai laughed, "I thought he was a wolf spirit."

The aesthetics of wolves is quite normal, only pig essence has such tacky aesthetics and tone.The male god replied solemnly: "The style of the wolf is still very high."

When I got home, Zhang Wazi hadn’t come back yet. The house was very quiet, but this kind of quietness was very enjoyable. The male god pushed the electric car to the house, and then kissed Xu Xiaobai, in the coffee shop When I was there, I wanted to have a vigorous kiss.

The noble big monster Qiongqi has crawled out of Xu Xiaobai's backpack, holding sweet-scented osmanthus and taro cakes, waving his two little black wings, and flying towards his warm little drawer.

Now during the daytime, it is warm at noon and cold in the morning and evening. At this moment, it is the warmest time. The persimmon trees planted in the next door grow very tall, and they are covered with heavy persimmons. The green and red persimmons have a thin layer of skin. It seems that as long as you touch them, a sweet and viscous liquid will flow out of them. You must know that the noble monster Qiongqi has been coveting these persimmons for a long time. When they are ripe, they are secretly picked and eaten, but they always suffer from no chance.

Seeing that the male god likes fish so much, Xu Xiaobai fished out a fish from the small world of the flower pot, steamed it and ate it.The steamed fish was a bit bland, but it tasted delicious, so we didn't even cook the rice, and the two of us watched the TV and ate the steamed fish.

The TV broadcasted news about current affairs. A car accident was being broadcast. A bus collided with a truck. None of the passengers on board survived. The non-standard has a Shanxi flavor, and it began to sublimate class conflicts continuously, and the car accident has been sublimated into a transgressive conflict. As he spoke, the reporter's Shanxi-flavored Mandarin was choked.

Xu Xiaobai laughed so hard that his throat was almost caught by the fishbone, he laughed and heard the male god say: "Rewind the TV show."

Xu Xiaobai held his chopsticks and turned to look at the male god: "You can't fall, this is broadcast live, if you rewind, you can only watch the replay."

The male god put down the chopsticks in his hand, he stretched out a finger, and flicked towards the TV, as if he had moved something, Xu Xiaobai heard the male god say: "I'll take you to see what is called a beautiful woman."

There are beauties in the north, who are peerless and independent. When you look at the city of Qingren, and then you look at the country of Qingren, you would rather not know about the city and the country. Beautiful women are hard to come by.