Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Zhang Wazi took a sip, and he reached out to Zhou Qingyan for the phone: "Give me the phone, make a call." Zhou Qingyan handed the phone to Zhang Wazi, Zhang Wazi took the phone and dialed it according to the phone number on the paper, Called and got through, but no one answered.

Xu Xiaobai looked at Zhang Wazi dialing the number over and over again, with seriousness on his face, dialing one number after another, for fear of making a wrong call.Xu Xiaobai really doubted whether Wang Xiaoheng was Zhang Wazi's son, but the surname seemed to be different.He whispered to the male god, "Is it really Master's son?"

Zhou Qingyan asked him: "I just said it casually, I haven't seen it before, have you ever seen someone who looks alike?"

I only met Xu Xiaobai once, but I can't remember what Wang Xiaoheng looks like. Trying to recall, I still can't remember, but I remember that he is very thin and not short, at least taller than his master who is less than 1.6 meters tall.Xu Xiaobai said uncertainly: "It's not like, besides, his surname is Wang, not Zhang."

Zhou Qingyan nodded: "Maybe it's my mother's surname."

Xu Xiaobai had never seen a possible female friend beside Zhang Wazi.The two were still gossiping about Zhang Wazi's son. Zhang Wazi had made more than a dozen calls in a row, but no one answered.

Zhang Wazi returned the phone to Zhou Qingyan, and asked casually: "You said that the work of catching monsters is also quite dangerous. If you encounter a big monster, you must not die. You should report it to the Monster Supervisor." The supervisory office has been too busy recently, and besides, the situation is different now, the relationship between the monsters is tense, and they really want to find a Taoist priest to kill them.Zhou Qingyan took her mobile phone and looked through the call records: "I made ten calls just now, each cost ten yuan, and now the total is 100 yuan."

Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand towards Zhang Wazi.Zhang Wazi poohed: "Qingyan, you are still so stingy, ten yuan, why don't you ask uncle for a hundred." Zhang Wazi took off his shoes and threw it at Zhou Qingyan: "The poor Taoist smashed you to death. "

Xu Xiaobai didn't bother to fight, and saw the male god avoid the shoe thrown by Zhang Wazi without changing his face, and then kicked the shoe far away.Zhang Wazi simply took off the other shoe, and took the shoe to look for one to wear.Along the way, Comrade Zhang Wazi never stopped, and when it came time to buy clothes, there was another conflict. Xu Xiaobai wanted to buy some youthful and beautiful clothes for the fifteen or sixteen-year-old master, but the master always looked like a middle-aged and old man. , Accompanied Master to try a few sets of middle-aged and elderly exercise clothes. The salesperson's mouth was sweet, and he said that Zhang Wazi would look good in any one.

Zhang Wazi is also very satisfied. Although he is not as handsome as before, he still looks good in any one of them, so he plans to pack up all the exercise clothes he has tried. The salesperson finally said: "Your grandpa must like them all. I will praise you for being such an obedient grandson." In an instant, Zhang Wazi had no desire to buy.

In the end, he picked out a few Chinese tunic suits with a stand collar and suit pants. After putting them on, Xu Xiaobai felt that with his master's face, he was like a high school student in the Republic of China.Putting on this outfit, everyone was staring at Zhang Wazi when walking on the street, thinking that she was a mixed-race beauty from some country.

She was ashamed to see Zhang Wazi's old face.

In the evening, Zhang Wazi confiscated Xu Xiaobai's cell phone and made several calls to Wang Xiaoheng, but still no one answered.Xu Xiaobai really doubted whether Wang Xiaoheng was Zhang Wazi's son. You must know that Xu Xiaobai had been with Zhang Wazi for so many years, and he had always been freed.

Before going to bed, Xu Xiaobai took back his mobile phone. He thought about buying a mobile phone for Comrade Zhang Wazi, so as to save himself from fighting with the male god and himself. He forgot about it today.Zhang Wazi was standing in the room at the moment, and there was an incense burner on the table in the center.

Zhang Wazi opened the drawer and found two pieces of yellow talisman paper, and took out a handful of incense and a lighter from the last drawer. The incense was a bit damp, but it didn't light up the first time, and it only ignited after lighting it again. , the lit incense did not shine well, Zhang Wazi bowed to the incense burner a few times, and then lit the two paper talismans in his hand, the paper talismans quickly burned to ashes, Zhang Wazi burned the ashes of the paper talismans Throw it into a teacup, stir it, put it all in your mouth, go to the window, and sprinkle it outside in one bite.This is the paper talisman for the Laoshan sect to seek help when the Laoshan faction was in distress.

Zhang Wazi is not an authentic Taoist priest of the Laoshan School. His master lived alone and only accepted him as an apprentice. In the end, he was expelled from the clan and driven down the mountain because he didn't like how he grew up.His master was a weird person. Zhang Wazi had the same face when he saw him. Five or ten years later, he still had the same young face.

His fellow disciple used to be only the master, but now there seems to be one more.

The black water bounced from the ground into the air, and then quickly moved forward. Zhang Wazi jumped out of the window and followed the water drops.Zhang Wazi found that after becoming younger, his body was more flexible, so he jumped through the window in an instant, and then climbed over the big iron gate and walked forward.

Zhou Qingyan opened his eyes, he could smell the smell of incense and burning paper talismans, he stepped on the floor with his bare feet silently, hiding in the darkness, saw Zhang Wazi follow the black water drops over the big iron gate and face forward run.

Zhang Wazi was very fast, Zhou Qingyan followed Zhang Wazi unhurriedly, they walked a long way, and finally stopped in front of a bungalow in the suburbs.Zhang Wazi called carefully: "Wang Xiaoheng, Wang Xiaoheng."

After a while the lights came on, and someone inside said, "What is the name Wang Xiaoheng? We don't have anyone named Wang Xiaoheng here, so we went to the wrong place."

Zhang Wazi looked at the black water droplets falling to the ground, and then looked at the person who came out of the room, he really didn't look like the Wang Xiaoheng described by Xu Xiaobai, so he hurriedly apologized to him, saying that he had found the wrong person.

I was disturbed in the middle of the night, I wanted to lose my temper, but I saw a fifteen or sixteen year old boy, dressed in clean clothes, handsome like a dummy, maybe a foreign friend from the color of his hair, good tempered Zhang Wazi said: "There are no classmates of yours here. Did you find the wrong place? Hurry up and go home to sleep. How dangerous it is for a child to come out and run around in the middle of the night."

You are a child, I can be your grandfather at my age, Zhang Wazi thought to himself, took one last look at the black water drops that fell on the ground, turned and left.After Zhang Wazi left, Zhou Qingyan came out. There was no smell similar to the shop selling demon potions around here. Wang Xiaoheng was not here. Zhou Qingyan squatted on the ground, touched a little black water droplet with his finger and smelled it. This paper talisman should be It has been more than 30 years, and the paper talisman that has not been used for more than 30 years should have expired long ago!The shelf life has passed long ago, no wonder I led Zhang Wazi around.

Zhou Qingyan stood up and walked around with Zhang Wazibai. It's better to go back to sleep, or what if the partner wakes up and can't find anyone.

Xu Xiaobai woke up the earliest today, he was woken up by the sound of the phone, his phone rang several times, Xu Xiaobai picked up the phone and saw that it was an unknown number, he pressed it off and went back to sleep.

The phone calls continued persistently, and Xu Xiaobai answered: "Hello." The other side immediately said: "I am Wang Xiaoheng who sells test demon potions." Xu Xiaobai has not woken up yet, and did not realize who Wang Xiaoheng is, he said: " Wrong number, I don't know you." After speaking, Xu Xiaobai hung up the phone.Xu Xiaobai hugged the pillow and rolled on the bed with his eyes closed. The quilt was warm and comfortable. It would be great if there was a male god's broad chest next to him. It would be better if he didn't wear anything, so he could lean on the male god's big chest muscles This and that.

Thinking of Xu Xiaobai's heart became excited, he lifted the quilt, hugged the pillow and ran barefoot to the male god's room, ran to the door of the male god's room, knocked on the door, his heart was pounding.

Zhou Qingyan opened the door, he was not wearing pajamas, he only wore a pair of pajama pants underneath, Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god's big chest muscles, threw the pillow in his hand and rushed towards it, and touched it involuntarily.

The male god opened his chest for Xu Xiaobai to touch casually. He touched the bed after touching it. The male god was still sleeping on his single bed. Xu Xiaobai found that the single bed also has a taste, two people can occupy one The position, now two people occupy the position of one person.

The male god was lying on the bed, Xu Xiaobai was lying on his body, his hands were still on the male god's big chest muscles, his eyes were closed, and he looked like he was not awake.He touched Xu Xiaobai's earlobe: "Why did you wake up so early?"

Xu Xiaobai closed his eyes and replied: "I just answered a call, saying that I am Wang Xiaoheng, who is Wang Xiaoheng, and I hung up because I didn't know him." Wang Xiaoheng, Zhou Qingyan knew who Wang Xiaoheng was, it was the one Zhang Wazi was looking for. He hummed: "Then hang up and go to sleep."

The male god patted Xu Xiaobai's shoulder, rhythmically.

Xu Xiaobai was even more sleepy, but when he mentioned Wang Xiaoheng, he felt more and more familiar, and finally Xu Xiaobai suddenly opened his eyes: "Oh my God, I remembered, Wang Xiaoheng who bought the test demon potion, my master has been looking for it for a day. Man, if my master finds out that I hung up the phone, he can't beat me to death."

Xu Xiaobai quickly jumped off the male god's bed, ran to his room to get his mobile phone, hurriedly dug out Wang Xiaoheng's number, and dialed him. When he dialed again, there was a reminder that the number you dialed was turned off. Listening to the mechanical female voice on the phone, Xu Xiaobai's heart went cold. He took a deep breath, meditated on the male god bless me, and then secretly saved Wang Xiaoheng's phone number with an asterisk, and then saved all the phone numbers. All the call records of Wang Xiaoheng were deleted, especially Wang Xiaoheng's call records could not be kept.

After doing this, Xu Xiaobai still felt unsafe looking at his mobile phone, he stuffed his mobile phone under the pillow, and now he couldn't fall asleep again.