Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai took the bowl Zhang Wazi handed over: "Then I'll get you a bowl." Xu Xiaobai went to the kitchen to fill a bowl of soup, sprinkled a lot of coriander, ordered some sesame oil and vinegar, Then give it to Zhang Wazi.

Zhang Wazi gulped down a bowl of noodle soup, burped, and was finally full.Zhang Wazi picked his teeth cross-legged with a toothpick. There was a green coriander leaf attached to his white teeth. Now that he was full, he was finally in the mood to look at his surroundings: "This is a redecoration. It looks like the environment is pretty good, how much is it, Xiaobai, you don’t even know the password of Master’s bank card.”

Xu Xiaobai remembered his relationship with the male god, and told his master that he lowered his head in embarrassment: "It's all decorated for the Qing banquet." After Zhang Wazi picked his teeth, he drank tea and rinsed his mouth. It's delicious, Zhang Wazi chewed all the tea foam, chewed it and ate it: "This tea is also good, does the landlady agree, let's start such a big project here."

The house is all his own, and there is no disagreement.Xu Xiaobai was still thinking about how to tell Zhang Wazi that Zhou Qingyan had already held Comrade Zhang Wazi's hands sincerely: "Comrade Zhang Wazi, I married your apprentice Xu Xiaobai, and this house is my dowry." ,what do you think?"

Xu Xiaobai felt embarrassed, the male god was so straightforward, he couldn't lower his price, so Xu Xiaobai nodded beside him: "Yes, now the house is his dowry, we are fine together."

The tea leaves in Zhang Wazi's mouth were sprayed out, and the male god quickly picked up the big bowl on the table and put it in front of himself and Xu Xiaobai, and the tea leaves all stuck to the edge of the bowl.Zhang Wazi slapped the table and stood up: "When did it happen, Xiao Bai, return the dowry to him and let him go."

It felt like the son I had raised, only to be abducted by another person in a blink of an eye.Zhang Wazi needs to reflect now. Standing in front of the table with his hips crossed, he feels that he is very imposing, like a patriarch. If Xu Xiaobai saw him before, he still had a little bit of solemnity, but now Xu Xiaobai Xiaobai laughed out loud when he saw it.

Zhang Wazi slapped the table: "What are you laughing at, Master is telling you something serious."

Xu Xiaobai quickly waved his hands: "It's okay, it's okay, I just think you are cute, Master."

Zhang Wazi patted the table again: "It's cute, is that a word to describe Master, you should say Master is handsome and energetic." When he lowered his head, he was looking at his hands, which were slender, white and tender, It looked very delicate. Comrade Zhang Wazi looked at his hand: "Is this my hand?" When he spoke, he finally realized his own voice. Comrade Zhang Wazi moved his fingers and fingertips, Make a fist, this is his hand.Zhang Wazi called: "Xu Xiaobai, Zhou Qingyan." Then he called his own name: "Zhang Wazi."

It was his own voice.

Zhang Wazi has no time to care about the relationship between Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai now, he stepped on the table and hurriedly said: "Mirror, mirror, go get me the mirror, I want to see what happened here , a mirror."

Xu Xiaobai wanted to run to get the mirror, Zhou Qingyan took Xu Xiaobai's hand and pointed to the bathroom: "Go over there, there is a big mirror inside, full body." Comrade Zhang Wazi ran into the bathroom with bare feet .

There is a full-length mirror in the bathroom. Comrade Zhang Wazi stood in front of the full-length mirror in front of the bathroom and wiped his face. He felt that the light tubes in the bathroom were too dim, so he turned on all the lights in the bathroom.

Brightly lit, the young man in the mirror looked even more red-skinned and white-toothed, slender and beautiful, just like a living sd doll, completely inheriting the characteristics of the girl with white skin, white waist, fine waist, beautiful appearance and silver-white hair.

Comrade Zhang Wazi stretched out his hand, and the young man in the mirror also stretched out his hand. Zhang Wazi slapped his own face, only to hear a slap, and the young man inside also slapped his face, and immediately became pale. Five red finger prints appeared on his face.

Zhang Wazi felt his face hurt, he touched the fingerprints on his face, and the boy in the mirror also touched the fingerprints on his face.The boy Zhang Wazi was staring at in the mirror was not the old Taoist priest with gray hair tied up in a bun and a goatee.

After staring at him for 2 minutes, Comrade Zhang Wazi yelled loudly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He's a handsome, handsome old man."

Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai both heard Zhang Wazi's earth-shattering cry, and turned their heads to look at the bathroom together.Then they looked at each other and sat quietly without moving. Xu Xiaobai was hungry and hadn’t eaten lunch yet. Xiaobai's head: "Wait for me."

Xu Xiaobai nodded, feeling a little worried about Master, but when he heard Master's angry shout, he let go of his heart again.The male god walked into the kitchen and dug out a bottle of glutinous rice wine from the kitchen.

Boiled brown sugar water, put it in glutinous rice sake, put two candied eggs in it, when it was cooked, put it into a bowl, served it to Xu Xiaobai, and put it on the table.Smelling the sweet smell, Xu Xiaobai's mood also became sweeter, the heat of the fermented eggs puffed on his face, very comfortable, tasted the fermented eggs made by the male god, they were very tender, one bite, revealing the golden yellow inside , viscous liquid flowed out.

Brown sugar is very sweet.

After Xu Xiaobai finished eating a fermented egg, Zhang Wazi came out covering his face, sat on the table listlessly, then picked up a cup of cold tea on the table, and drank it up!Zhang Wazi sat listlessly on the table with his legs crossed, his mind wandering and his eyes glazed over.Xu Xiaobai was too embarrassed to eat it, so he stopped chopsticks and put them on the bowl.

The male god pointed to the bowl: "Eat." Xu Xiaobai shook his head, indicating that he couldn't eat anymore.Zhang Wazi sat on the table and wandered, not knowing where he went or how long he had been. When he realized it, he found that Zhou Qingyan was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and Xu Xiaobai was holding a pot. I picked some fruits and vegetables from Xiaoshijie, and even carefully found a few wild bird eggs from a pile of grass. The wild bird eggs looked small. When it falls out, one is as big as the palm of your hand!

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly took them out of the grass one by one, and counted four or five after picking them up.

Zhang Wazi looked at these two people and felt quite depressed: "Hey, you also care about me, I have changed like this, look at me." Xu Xiaobai washed an apple and handed it to Zhang Wazi: "Look at it all. It’s been a long time, it’s very beautiful, you are back to 15 years old, Master.”

In Zhang Wazi's mind, this small appearance is not good-looking, but his own at a relatively young age is called good-looking, with dark skin, small eyes and thick eyebrows, thick lips, and a strong manly look.

Zhang Wazi said sadly: "What a fart, look at what I have become now, have you seen it?"

Zhou Qingyan turned from the TV to look at Zhang Wazi: "There is one thing that hasn't changed, and that is your height of 1.5 meters."

Zhang Wazi's heart became even more sour. He looked at Zhou Qingyan and looked for his hand. Zhou Qingyan hummed.Zhang Wazi said: "Come here and let's talk about work. Why do I feel that it has been a long time, and when I wake up, everything has changed. Qingyan, what happened?"

Zhang Wazi's memory stays in his investigation of the disappearance case, followed a monster with a foul smell, and he didn't know anything about it in the end.Zhou Qingyan stretched out her finger: "You disappeared for a few months, but after you came back, it changed."

Xu Xiaobai came over, and he was very concerned about a question: "Do I need to re-apply for the ID card?" Xu Xiaobai remembered the photo on Zhang Wazi's ID card, and thought about Zhang Wazi's current image: "How about re-applying for a new one?" Bar?"

Zhou Qingyan thinks this is a good idea: "It's almost the age of retirement, why don't you get a new one, I know a fake certificate, it's exactly the same as the real one, and you can go out for a stroll."

Zhang Wazi pondered for a while. He is 54 years old this year, and he will retire next year. After thinking about it for a while, he finally thought of the most serious question: "What will happen to my pension if I have half a false certificate?" Then, I also understand that the Demon Supervision Office is an independent and special department, and the staff's pension is not only calculated from retirement, but some pensions are calculated from the time when the staff disappears or dies.

Within two years of disappearance, if there is no more reliable news, it will be treated as missing, and so-called pensions or pensions will be distributed to relatives.Zhang Wazi felt that his pension would be paid around this time next year.It doesn't matter about pensions, anyway, pensions are more than ten yuan more than pensions.

Zhang Wazi was silent for a while: "Okay, let's do it."

Xu Xiaobai thought it would be a good idea to do it, but it was not comfortable to see Master with such a young face and an ID card of 60 or [-] years old.The few people discussed in such an open manner that they are going to get a fake identity again.

Zhang Wazi felt a little better, Xu Xiaobai took out the house key from his pocket, since the last time the monster came to make trouble, the doors and furniture of the house were replaced with new ones, Zhang Wazi didn’t have any The key to the house, Xu Xiaobai gave him his own key: "Master, this is the key to the house, you take it, I will find a new one later, the short one is the door key, and the electric car key is also on it. The key to the door has not been changed, you know, wait for us to have a meal, and then take you to buy some clothes, now your clothes are not suitable."

Zhou Qingyan took Xu Xiaobai's remaining half bowl of fermented eggs, ate the cold fermented eggs and asked Xu Xiaobai, "What do you want to eat?"

I still want to eat fried noodles, but there are no noodles at home, Xu Xiaobai said: "Eat whatever you want." Zhou Qingyan stood up, bent down, and kissed Xu Xiaobai's forehead: "Then eat fried noodles."

Xu Xiaobai stood up happily: "Then I'll go meet." Xu Xiaobai held Zhou Qingyan's hands, Zhou Qingyan looked at him with a smile, then held Xu Xiaobai's hands, Xu Xiaobai jumped onto the table, and the male god held his hands , Xu Xiaobai jumped off the table and followed the male god to the kitchen to make noodles with fried sauce.

Hot eyes, Zhang Wazi was still sitting cross-legged on the table, Xu Xiaobai jumped over the table, as if his master didn't exist, really married a daughter-in-law and forgot the master.Zhang Wazi covered his eyes, his eyes were too hot, he felt that he was superfluous here, so showing affection, he really did not leave his master a way out.

Zhang Wazi got down from the table, patted his pants, some noodles fell on the pants, Zhang Wazi picked up the noodles and put them in his mouth to eat, thinking that this apprentice ran away with others, Qingyan knew this child not long ago Long is not short, Zhang Wazi thinks he is still an honest boy, but he is a little poor.

Zhang Wazi was sitting on the sofa, pressing the remote control with one hand, and playing with the house key that Xu Xiaobai gave him with the other.I found a health care program for the elderly and began to watch. The key chain in my hand went up and down, and one accidentally fell to the ground. A small bottle containing a purple potion fell to the ground. The bottle cap came loose, and some purple potion flowed out to the ground.

Zhang Wazi squatted down, stretched out his finger and smeared a little purple demon test agent, put it under his nose and smelled it, the taste of the test drug, Zhang Wazi's eyes glowed green, and the test drug was wiped Zhang Wazi's hands are neither purple nor fluorescent green, but a faint blue.Zhang Wazi laughed excitedly, picked up the purple demon test agent to look at, the taste was very familiar, Zhang Wazi also knew the formula, it was something from his teacher.

Zhang Wazi ran to the kitchen with the test agent, "Xiaobai, where did you get this thing?"

Xu Xiaobai was making noodles in the kitchen, he got some wet noodles, and the male god reached into the washbasin, crossed his hands, and got all the noodles off Xu Xiaobai's hands, and then the two of them worked together carefully Kneading the dough, finger to finger, Xu Xiaobai smiled at the male god.

The male god lowered his head and face seriously, with a straight nose bridge on the side, and good-looking lips. Everyone who watched it felt itchy in their hearts, and couldn't help but rush over to kiss him.So Xu Xiaobai took advantage of the seriousness of the male god and rushed forward to kiss the male god's ear, fascinated him to death.

The male god made the noodles seriously: "Don't make trouble, we can kiss seriously in a while, now let's make fried noodles."

When Zhang Wazi walked to the door, he saw the hot-eyed scene, so he quietly withdrew and went back to the sofa to continue watching his health care program for the elderly.

After the male god finished making noodles, he turned his head away, probably before the end of the fried noodles, so Xu Xiaobai and the male god continued to kiss each other seriously in the kitchen.The fried sauce was steaming in the pot, and the smell of meat and sauce spread continuously in the kitchen. It smelled very good. In this smell, even a kiss is fragrant and appetizing.It's addictive.

The noodles with fried sauce came out, and I also cut the cucumber that Xu Xiaobai had pickled last time. The cucumber had been pickled for a long time. The male god washed it with water, soaked it for a while, cut it into strips, and mixed it with balsamic vinegar and sesame oil.The fried noodles are eaten with sour and crispy cucumbers, which is delicious just thinking about it.

Xu Xiaobai came out showing off and asked Zhang Wazi: "Master, do you want to eat more?"

Zhang Wazi looked at the cucumber shreds, carrot shreds, mung bean sprouts and hand-rolled noodles that were neither thick nor thin: "Let's have another bowl." Xu Xiaobai hurriedly said: "Then I'll get you a bowl." Zhang Wazi looked Xu Xiaobai went to Shengmian's back and remembered that he hadn't asked about the test of the demon potion yet.

Three big bowls of noodles were placed on the table, stirred evenly, one mouthful of noodles, one mouthful of sour and crunchy cucumber, Zhou Qingyan ate the second half of the bowl.Zhang Wazi also ate with big mouthfuls, and Xu Xiaobai also felt that the fried sauce made by the male god was delicious.

Zhang Wazi ate half of the noodles, and asked Xu Xiaobai with the potion in his hand, "Where did this potion come from?"

Xu Xiaobai sucked in a piece of noodles: "I bought it from a store not far from home. The medicine seller said he was from Laoshan school. I always thought it was a fake medicine. After I tried it, it seemed to be true."

Zhang Wazi slapped the table: "How can the Laoshan faction sell fake medicines!" Zhang Wazi stood up and didn't even eat noodles: "Take me to see that medicine seller."

After Zhou Qingyan finished eating a bowl of noodles, he handed the bowl to Xu Xiaobai: "One more bowl, let's eat noodles. Comrade Zhang Wazi, you go first, don't wait for us." Xu Xiaobai took the bowl, looked at Zhou Qingyan, and then looked at it. Zhang Wazi, Zhou Qingyan said to him: "Go and serve noodles."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the half bowl of noodles in his master's bowl: "Master, eat the noodles first, let's go after the bowl of noodles." Then he went to serve the male god with noodles.

After Xu Xiaobai left, only Zhang Wazi was left to face Zhou Qingyan. Zhang Wazi smacked his lips: "Qingyan, it stands to reason that Master is the same as daddy, so you have to call me daddy." Zhou Qingyan didn't change his face. It looks like Zhang Wazi.

Zhang Wazi smiled triumphantly.

The three of them ate bowls of noodles, Xu Xiaobai was full, when the big iron gate was locked, the noble monster Qiongqi ran down from the roof and climbed onto Xu Xiaobai's shoulder, Zhou Qingyan lifted Qiongqi down, Throwing it in through the big iron gate, if it was really an ordinary cat, it would definitely fall to its death. Qiongqi was thrown in the gate, rolled on the ground, then stood up, and swished his paw towards the big iron gate , Swish out a few transparent paw prints on the big iron gate.

When we arrived at the shop selling demon potions, the shop was closed today. Zhang Wazi lay on the door and wanted to see what was inside through the crack of the door, but the door was tightly closed, and Zhang Wazi could see everything. Not sure.

Although he couldn't see anything, Zhang Wazi could still smell the Laoshan Taoist from inside.He grew up in Laoshan, and he was familiar with the taste of this kind of cinnabar dog blood and elixir when he went down the mountain.Although there are many schools of Taoism, the formula and taste of the elixirs are always different.

Xu Xiaobai saw a piece of paper pasted on the door, which said: I have business, go out for a while, the Taoist priest will catch the demon first, if there is anything, call, if you need to test the demon water, please make an appointment in advance.

Zhou Qingyan reached out and tore off the piece of paper, and threw it to Zhang Wazi: "Call your son."

Zhang Wazi took the paper, pointed to Zhou Qingyan and said, "Call your son, where is my son from, I'm sorry."

Zhou Qingyan's expression remained unchanged: "I thought you really wanted to be a father."