Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Ms. Miao drove Xu Xiaobai and Qiongqi home in a luxury car.After getting out of the car, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help touching the car. This car is full of memories of the domineering village chief. These memories are really expensive!

The washed clothes in the yard are fluttering in the wind, because I didn’t expect Ms. Miao to come back, so I washed a lot of underwear. The male god is quite artistic, and he made the clothes into a pair of symmetrical wings. Hanging in the middle are a few pairs of underwear of different colors, Xu Xiaobai's from the male god, all put together.

Xu Xiaobai felt very embarrassed, Ms. Miao, the heroine of the female school, glanced at Xu Xiaobai quietly and said: "Those small ones are yours, I didn't expect you to wear Salted Egg Superman, Crayon Shin-chan, Mr. Xiao, It’s quite tasteful, but those of Mr.’s are quite big.”

Xu Xiaobai put the one in his hand on the ground, God knows how much he wanted to cover his face with his hands, but Xu Xiaobai restrained himself, and said to Miss Miao: "It's okay, I think I'm quite big."

Ms. Miao glanced at the underpants hanging on the top, then looked down at Xu Xiaobai's bottom, and then showed a smile that was not a smile.

Oh my god, why am I discussing big and small issues here with an unreserved old sister Yu! I must be out of my mind, Xu Xiaobai quickly shifted his target and shouted: "Zhou Qingyan, Miss Miao is here."

Zhou Qingyan was sitting cross-legged on the cushion, lying on the storage box to play with his mobile phone, and now he felt uncomfortable. When there was a sofa before, the most comfortable thing was to lie on the sofa and play whatever he wanted.Zhou Qingyan's obsession with Doudizhu has also passed. Now his favorite game is Three Kingdoms Killing. Now is the critical period. He only has one drop of blood at the moment, and the other party only has one drop of blood, so he pretended that he didn't hear what the other party said, and continued to play with full concentration Three Kingdoms kill.

Zhou Qingyan sighed silently in his heart, knowing that he would definitely be criticized by his partner, but everything will be discussed after he finishes playing the game.

Xu Xiaobai called twice but no one answered, he smiled at Ms. Miao, then opened the door and went in.As soon as Ms. Miao entered, she didn't notice the husband who was playing games. The first thing she noticed was the empty living room. There was really nothing but a cabinet. Did the husband's house encounter a thief? Which thief would have the guts to rush to the husband's house to steal? something.

Ms. Miao looked around and said respectfully to Zhou Qingyan: "Sir." Zhou Qingyan nodded: "Hei Miao Miao."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the living room, there was not even a chair, so he said to Miss Miao embarrassedly: "Well, can you sit on the cushion, please, I'll pour you a cup of tea."

Ms. Miao looked at her short skirt and said decisively, "I'm still standing."

Xu Xiaobai went to make tea, the last time there was such a chaotic fight, the Qinyu tea at home didn’t know where, there wasn’t even any better tea at home, Xu Xiaobai rummaged through the kitchen and finally found two packs I brewed two cups of Lipton black tea in a white porcelain cup bought at a special price from the supermarket. The deep red tea was set against the white teacup. Xu Xiaobai himself felt that it was quite romantic.Calculating the time, it happens to be afternoon tea time in the UK, so I should add some refreshments.

Xu Xiaobai found a few packs of dried tofu to go with Lipton black tea.When serving out the black tea, I saw that Ms. Miao was still standing, so I brought out another chair from the kitchen.

The male god ate dried tofu while drinking black tea. The dried tofu was packaged in small bags bought from the supermarket.But it's better to eat with tea than nothing in such an afternoon.The male god said to Ms. Miao: "Hei Miao Miao came just in time, and I haven't seen you for a while." Ms. Miao slandered, I am afraid that the husband has already forgotten me.Zhou Qingyan couldn't remember his employee for a long time. Recently, the Jiuqing Hall was closed, so she also forgot about Ms. Miao. It must have been a long time since she paid her salary.

The male god said sincerely without changing his expression: "Hei Miaomiao came just in time, let's go catch fish together at night." Ms. Miao immediately smiled and became a flower, and there was a business again, and business meant salary, How can the salary of Jiuqing Pavilion be obtained by ordinary people or demons?

Ms. Miao nodded hurriedly: "Please sir, please inform me when the time comes."

Zhou Qingyan raised his hand: "Don't be nervous, but it should be fun to catch fish at night."

Ms. Miao drank Lipton black tea in ecstasy, and asked Xu Xiaobai to refill her cup. By the way, she ate a pack of dried tofu. After expressing her admiration to her husband, she went home contentedly. Waiting to catch fish with my husband at night.

Xu Xiaobai was greedy watching the male god eating dried beans, but there were only three or four bags of dried beans left at home, Xu Xiaobai was too embarrassed to eat them when Ms. Miao was around.When the male god ate dried tofu, he gnawed it bit by bit, and then chewed slowly, as if what he was tasting was not dried tofu, but some rare and delicious delicacy.Xu Xiaobai said to the male god: "Give me a taste of dried tofu, it looks delicious." Zhou Qingyan brought the bitten dried tofu to Xu Xiaobai's lips, Xu Xiaobai took a small bite, and the male god Following behind Xu Xiaobai also took a small bite.

Xu Xiaobai chewed slowly, feeling that the taste of dried tofu still tasted like dried tofu, and it didn't taste any better, but why did he feel so delicious when he watched the male god eat it.

The male god took a small bite and chewed slowly, seeing Xu Xiaobai also chewing slowly, asked him: "Is it delicious?"

Xu Xiaobai shook his head, and decided to tell the truth: "It's not delicious, but it's delicious to watch you eat."

The male god laughed: "Is it delicious for me, or for dried tofu?"

Xu Xiaobai expressed his liking for such unscrupulous flirting, his heart was pounding, he held the male god's hand on the storage box, and asked the male god: "Dear Mr. Zhou, what do you think?"

Mr. Zhou bit off a small mouthful of dried tofu, held Xu Xiaobai's chin and kissed it, the dried tofu went back and forth in the mouths of the two of them, and it was unknown who would end up in their stomachs.

This kind of dried tofu is the most delicious.Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai put their foreheads together and laughed, Xu Xiaobai replied softly: "Dear Mr. Zhou, you are much more delicious than dried tofu."

Zhou Qingyan told him with a smile: "Dear Mr. Xu, you are as delicious as the dried tofu in your mouth."

After eating the remaining half bag of dried tofu, Xu Xiaobai felt that the taste of dried tofu was endless aftertaste, and it always reminded him of Mr. Zhou's kiss that was more delicious than dried tofu.

In the evening, Xu Xiaobai packed up his things, it was only after [-] o'clock in the evening, and he felt that the things prepared by the male god seemed to be for fishing at night, all the hooks and lines were quite complete, but there was no fish food.

Xu Xiaobai put hooks, lines and rods into a tennis bag, pretending that he was going to play tennis.The male god pushed the electric car out, and Xu Xiaobai sat in the back with a tennis bag on his back, hugging the male god's waist tightly: "Where are we going?"

The male god slowly drove the electric car: "Of course I will go to the river to catch fish."

Xu Xiaobai was still waiting for the male god to run fast, but the electric car started to run at a speed not much faster than a bicycle.The cool wind felt very comfortable on his face, Xu Xiaobai raised his head, closed his eyes, and heard the cars whizzing by beside him, the temperature was even cooler when they passed the bridge by tram.

But the temperature on the male god's body is very high, and the chest against the male god's back is not cold at all, and it is very comfortable.Xu Xiaobai closed his eyes, hugged the male god's waist tightly, imagining that there were only himself and the male god on this road, they would drive slowly all the way, this is an endless road for two people, this How sweet it is, Xu Xiaobai can laugh out loud just thinking about it.

However, the end soon came to an end.Xu Xiaobai heard the brakes of the electric car, opened his eyes and saw that he had already arrived at the bridge, and Ms. Miao was already waiting at the bridge. She changed into a black sportswear today, with her big waves tied into a ponytail. It looked like a night run over here.

Zhou Qingyan parked the car at the end of the bridge, and then went down a small road at the end of the bridge to the Jumu River.There was tall grass growing on both sides of the path. Ms. Miao held up a strong flashlight to light it up. It was okay without lighting it up. It was so dark that she couldn't see anything clearly, so she didn't feel anything.

When Ms. Miao's flashlight shined, every blade of grass could be seen clearly, and when there was a slight disturbance in the grass, she felt faint.Xu Xiaobai remembers it clearly, there is a cemetery in front of the path, he is carrying a tennis bag and following the male god, behind is Ms Miao, her mind has been occupied by a mess of stories, what about old corpses from deep mountains, borrowing corpses to return to life, following them one by one Movies kept popping up in his mind.

When the male god came over, Xu Xiaobai handed his hand to the male god.His hand was firmly held by the male god, and he was rescued from his wild thoughts in an instant.

When walking past the cemetery over there, Xu Xiaobai didn't have much feeling in his heart. When he got to the Jumu River, it became lively. There were many wild fishing people by the Jumu River. Everyone was carrying a small horse tie and a blue flashlight. There are also some tools that Xu Xiaobai doesn't even know.

The male god stood by the Jumu River and said to Ms. Miao, "Can you handle a fishing rod?"

Miss Miao nodded: "Yes."

The male god handed the tennis bag to Ms. Miao: "Pack the fishing rod."

Ms. Miao took the tennis bag, opened it, and took out the contents.Xu Xiaobai squatted on the ground, holding a flashlight to illuminate Ms. Miao.In fact, there is no need for Mr. Xiao to illuminate it at all. Ms. Miao's eyes are very good at night, but she was afraid of dampening Mr. Xiao's enthusiasm, so Ms. Miao held back and did not remind him.

Ms. Miao took out the things, looked at them one by one, was stunned, and looked at Zhou Qingyan, sir, is he serious!