Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The noble big monster Qiongqi uttered a sincere cry from his heart, but Mr. Jiuqing still turned and left mercilessly.Qiongqi is currently petite, so his strength is weak. Thinking of the process of opening the refrigerator, Qiongqi would be made to cry by himself.

When it stood outside the refrigerator, it felt that it had already smelled the smell of Hollyland cake. It must be very sweet, and the sweetness of the cream made me feel refreshed.So Qiongqi flew up, waving his little black wings, and pulled the refrigerator door open with all his four short legs.The door of the refrigerator was so tight, after Qiongqi opened the door, he was out of breath and exhausted.It needs a break.

So the noble big monster Qiongqi flew into the refrigerator, lying on the refrigerator compartment and not moving.However, Qiongqi was still very worried, what if he was caught stealing food, so Qiongqi lay down in the refrigerator compartment and quietly closed the door of the refrigerator with his tail.While covering the door of the refrigerator, I suddenly heard Mr. Jiuqing's voice, and unexpectedly closed the door of the refrigerator with force!

Closed!

You must know that the noble big monster Qiongqi is already lying weakly in the refrigerator compartment, weak and weak.After taking a breath, Qiongqi got up and mustered up the courage to stand in front of that piece of Holiland cake, and ate it bit by bit.

The cold cake and the cold cream do not affect the deliciousness of the cake. The cream is still so smooth and delicious after being frozen.After the noble Mr. Qiongqi was full, he lay comfortably on the shelf of the refrigerator, revealing his swollen belly, stroking his belly with his short paws, satisfied.

The cream was cold, and it reacted in Qiongqi's stomach in a short while.Qiongqi's eyes are wide open, dark and round. Ever since he became small, it seems that even his digestive system has become weaker.The noble monster Qiongqi groaned in his stomach, then got up and slammed on the refrigerator door frantically.

But Qiongqi's physical strength has not yet recovered, and he still can't open the door anyway. Qiongqi's stomach is rumbling, which is really uncomfortable.Wanting to go to the bathroom, the noble big monster Qiongqi tightened his short legs and slammed on the door desperately. Hearing the sound of Zhou Qingyan leaving, he kept shouting in his heart: Mr. Jiuqing, come back quickly, I can't help it It's so cold, my hair is covered with frost, my stomach is twitching, I can't control it.

But Mr. Jiuqing didn't hear its cry!The big monster Qiongqi tightly clamped his short legs, and Mr. Jiuqing left, so we can only hope for Mr. Jiuqing's partner!Qiongqi continued to slap on the refrigerator door hard.

Mr. Jiuqing's partner has already put the coins in stacks of ten and stacks of ten.There were banknotes too, they were all ten cents, so Xu Xiaobai built them up one by one, planning to take the coins and banknotes to the supermarket to change them later.

Putting the coins and banknotes into the backpack, Xu Xiaobai saw the male god riding a scooter back with two portions of Liangpi and two Roujiamos.

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly ran out, went to the electric car and took the Liangpi and Roujiamo from the male god's hand: "Do you want to eat Liangpi?"

The male god got off the tram and pushed the car to the backyard: "Well, it smells good, not bad. It should be delicious." Xu Xiaobai looked at the Liangpi in his hand, and actually wanted to ask how much it was. One piece of money, you must know that the family is already very poor, but the male god thinks it is very fragrant, so let's eat it.Xu Xiaobai's worry has never stopped for a moment, if he changes coins in the supermarket in a while!

The male god washed his hands at the tap and went into the living room.The living room was still empty, Xu Xiaobai took out the large storage box containing the quilt, covered it with a layer of tablecloth, put the laptop on it, and put a movie on it. Recently, Xu Xiaobai likes to watch old Hong Kong movies, especially Fa Ge's God of Gamblers series, I am seriously watching each one.

When Xu Xiaobai's hand touched the disposable lunch box containing Liangpi, he realized that Liangpi was hot!Pour the cold skin on the plate, and found that it was fried cold skin.Looking at the packaging, you can tell that it is in the shop next to the central street that always claims to be authentic Hanzhong Liangpi.In fact, their Liangpi is not very tasty, the vinegar taste is too strong, and the chili is not fragrant, but the fried Liangpi is very good, and they are willing to put sesame sauce.

Cucumber shreds, carrot shreds, cabbage shreds, and coriander powder are mixed in the sauce-colored cold skin, which looks bright and comfortable.Sesame sauce, light soy sauce, vinegar, and garlic juice, the oil and spicy peppers are enough, enough to taste, poured out of the lunch box, the aroma is mixed in the steaming heat, spread on the surface, mobilize the appetite.

Xu Xiaobai took a deep breath, went to the kitchen to heat up two cups of milk, and put them on top.When he came out of the kitchen, he saw that the male god was already sitting on the floor.

Seeing Xu Xiaobai come out, Zhou Qingyan handed him the chopsticks in his hand.Xu Xiaobai handed Zhou Qingyan a glass of milk in his hand.

The two of them sat together and looked at Fa Ge's handsome face eating Liangpi. Xu Xiaobai felt that it was a special meal, and Zhou Qingyan felt that the technique of shuffling cards was very magical. He was so obsessed with seeing people, so he had to learn it.

The oily pepper in the fried cold skin is very spicy, the spicy Xu Xiaobai kept inhaling, and when he couldn't stand it, he would drink milk.

Although spicy, but really enjoyable!

The male god eats the cold noodle without changing his face, compared to Xu Xiaobai who thinks it is spicy, the male god thinks the spicy taste is just right.He turned his head to look at the spicy Xu Xiaobai who kept drinking milk: "Would you like something else to eat?"

Xu Xiaobai shook his head while drinking milk, but it was really unnecessary, because it was really delicious, and besides, one serving was not cheap. Their stir-fried cold skin cost 15 yuan per serving, and two servings cost thirty, plus Two roujiamo, this meal at noon today will cost 50 yuan.

Xu Xiaobai, who was eating, began to worry again, he really couldn't settle accounts when eating!

Xu Xiaobai put it in the cup, white milk froth circled around his mouth, the male god stretched out his hand, guessing the milk froth on Xu Xiaobai's face: "Mr. Xu, are you going to become a cat spirit?"

Xu Xiaobai grabbed the male god's finger on his own face, and smiled provocatively at himself: "Mr. Zhou, are you satisfied with the little fairy you saw?"

He thought he was a seductive little fairy, but in Zhou Qingyan's eyes, Mr. Xu was more like a clumsy little fox who stole milk and refused to admit his mistakes, with thin eyes but no cunning at all.He thought he was smiling provocatively, but in Zhou Qingyan's eyes, Mr. Xu's smile was just a little mischievous, as if he was acting like a spoiled child.

So Mr. Zhou followed Mr. Xu's wishes and said, "Yes, Mr. Xu, I'm about to die of fascination, you tortured little fairy."

The play couldn't go on anymore, Xu Xiaobai laughed first, and pointed at the Liangpi with his chopsticks: "Eat, eat, or I won't be able to eat anymore after laughing." So the two of them lay down on the storage box and continued to eat.After the meal, the male god was in charge of cleaning the dishes and washing the clothes in a while. When he was free, Xu Xiaobai started to settle the accounts again. The meal just now cost 50 yuan!The male god probably has no money in his hand, because Kari doesn't have much money.

Xu Xiaobai went back to his room, took out the seventy-eight yuan bills in the book, took out two bills and one bill for the fare, and walked into the kitchen with the money.The male god was cleaning the dishes seriously, and the washing spirit filled the pool with white foam.Xu Xiaobai hugged the male god's waist from behind, and stuffed the money into the male god's pocket: "The labor fee is collected." The male god knows what it is without looking at it. His psychology is like this. The taste of pocket money is not bad!

The male god rinsed the plate, wiped it with a clean rag, and put it in the closet.Xu Xiaobai said to the male god, "I'm going out this afternoon."

The male god washed the bowl with clear water: "Where are you going, Mr. Xu?"

Xu Xiaobai answered him: "Go to the supermarket."

Zhou Qingyan nodded, and said casually, "Take the cat." Then he suddenly remembered something, can the cat still go out?The male god said to Xu Xiaobai without changing his expression: "Go to the refrigerator and take out the dish that was filled with vegetables yesterday, I will clean it up."

The plate from yesterday?Xu Xiaobai couldn't remember if it was put in the refrigerator yesterday, but he always felt that yesterday's dishes seemed to be cleaned.

Xu Xiaobai walked to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator door, and was shocked!The noble big monster Qiongqi was about to turn into an ice sculpture. The ice sculpture jumped down from the top with four short legs in pain, and ran outside like flying!

Xu Xiaobai stared blankly at the Hollyland cake in the refrigerator, feeling like he was dreaming just now, he saw that little milk cat turned into an ice sculpture!The black and white fluff was covered with frost, and it was lying on the refrigerator grid with tears in pain, and then suddenly jumped down, only to hear the crackling sound of crushing ice, and then disappeared.

It wasn't a dream just now, Xu Xiaobai pulled out a white cat hair from the gap in the refrigerator, this little milk cat must have been struggling here for a long time.

The noble big monster Qiongqi had diarrhea, he ran to the grass on the street to solve his personal problems, and then he felt cold, almost freezing to death in the refrigerator!Mr. Jiuqing must have known it was in the refrigerator, so he left without mercy.Qiongqi's back was even colder, he must have done something wrong and was discovered!Which one was known by Mr.

Qiongqi heard Xu Xiaobai's footsteps in his heart, and then he limply lay on the flower bed, unwilling to move. At this time, he had to show a delicate and pitiful posture for the weak, so as not to be scolded.The noble big monster Qiongqicai is not afraid of Xu Xiaobai, a human being, but Mr. Jiu Qing who is behind Xu Xiaobai!It must be so!

Xu Xiaobai really came to educate this little cat that was running around and stealing food, but when he found it, he saw this little cat lying pitifully on the steps of the grass in the street, and his heart softened all of a sudden.

He still remembered that when he opened the refrigerator, it was frozen like an ice sculpture. Although it was said to be a monster, it was still a little monster, so Xu Xiaobai decided not to criticize and educate it for the time being. My body temperature felt quite low, and I was a little worried if the cat was sick.

So Xu Xiaobai hugged the cat in his arms, and when he arrived in the yard, the male god was carrying a big basin to wash clothes.Xu Xiaobai likes to use the washing machine very much. He throws all kinds of clothes into the washing machine, even socks and panties mixed together.And the male god likes to wash by hand, using soap to scrub carefully one by one, every time he sees the male god washing clothes by hand, carefully scrubbing his underwear, Xu Xiaobai can't help but blush, that is really an indescribable feeling shame.

The male god raised his head to look at Qiongqi in Xu Xiaobai's arms.Qiongqi felt the not sharp but terrifying eyes of his husband, and hastily lowered his head even lower, wishing he could plunge into Xu Xiaobai's arms and grow together with Xu Xiaobai's chest.

The male god asked Xu Xiaobai: "Are you sick?"

Qiongqi shouted in his heart, no, we are doing well!

Xu Xiaobai replied: "It seems to be sick, and I found it in the refrigerator."

The male god said to Xu Xiaobai: "Then go to Ms. Miao and get some more injections."

Qiongqi shouted in his heart, there is no need, I don't want to show my butt!

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "Okay, I'll let Ms. Miao take a look."

The male god said: "After the injection, Miss Miao can prescribe some medicine."

Qiongqi shouted in his heart, there is no need, I don't want to take bitter medicine at all!

Xu Xiaobai agreed: "I know, I'm leaving."

Qiongqi shouted in his heart, sir, I was wrong, never dare again!

Zhou Qingyan shook off a pair of black underwear, on which there was a small picture of Superman printed on the edge of the underwear: "Well, let's go."

Xu Xiaobai's face was hot, he stuffed Qiongqi into his bag and carried the heavy coins on his chest, and went outside to wait for the bus.Qiongqi looked listless, lying in Xu Xiaobai's schoolbag with his head drooping, God knows how much the noble big monster Qiongqi wanted to escape.

Xu Xiaobai took two buses, and finally arrived at the big supermarket. At the cash register, he exchanged all the coins in his pockets into banknotes. Two hundred and one yuan.After coming out of the supermarket, Xu Xiaobai felt a little relieved, at least he didn't have to worry about having nothing to eat for these two days.

Two hundred and one yuan, just one yuan to take the bus to Ms. Miao's pet hospital.Ms. Miao's pet hospital has always had such a booming business, so Xu Xiaobai held Qiongqi in his arms to get the number plate, honestly lined up, and waited for more than an hour before they were called, and then a grand scene appeared, with his head drooping Nao's little milk meow got angry, it jumped down from Xu Xiaobai's lap, hugged the table leg tightly and didn't let go, no matter how Xu Xiaobai coaxed him, he wouldn't let go!

Qiongqi's heart is in pain, I don't want injections, I don't want to take medicine, I don't want to guard these cats and dogs here, how can they stay with the noble big monster Qiongqi!

He called Xu Xiaobai's number plate again.Xu Xiaobai really had no choice but to find Miss Miao and walk through the back door.Seeing Xu Xiaobai, Ms. Miao quickly stood up: "Mr. Xiao is here. I haven't seen you these days. Mr. Xiao is getting more and more handsome."

Embarrassed by the praise, Xu Xiaobai quickly said: "Where, I haven't seen you these days, Miss Miao, you are getting more and more beautiful."

Ms. Miao's high-heeled shoes were stomping loudly: "Mr. isn't here?"

Xu Xiaobai shook his head: "I'm here to take the cat to see a doctor!"

Ms. Miao was very disappointed, her husband didn't come, she thought Mr. Xiao was here when she saw Mr. Xiao this time, but Mr. Xiao was the only one who didn't expect to come.Ms. Miao sighed faintly: "I have been unemployed for a long time, sir, have you forgotten me as an employee!"

Xu Xiaobai thought of the situation that his family couldn't afford 500 yuan, and he also sighed: "I seem to be unemployed all the time."

The two unemployed people and the demon each have their own sadness. When Ms. Miao went out with Xu Xiaobai, Qiongqi was still clinging tightly to the leg of the chair, unwilling to let go.Ms. Miao squatted down, picked up a piece of cat teasing grass, and waved it in front of Qiongqi.Qiongqi's eyes widened and he rushed towards Teaser Cat Grass, and was held by Ms. Miao.

The noble big monster Qiongqi was a little confused, what happened just now, what happened to make him unable to control himself, it must be that the female cat in front of him cast a demon spell!

Ms. Miao held down Qiongqi who was struggling, and turned over and over to look at the whole body of the big monster. Qiongqi lay half dead on a pet bed, tears of regret in his heart.After checking, Ms. Miao found that this was not an ordinary little cat. This little cat was a bit scary. Ms. Miao couldn't help asking, "What kind of cat is this, Mr. Xiao?"

Xu Xiaobai replied to Ms. Miao: "I don't know, it should be the child of a crow and a white cat." Ms. Miao said silently in her heart, a crow and a white cat can't give birth to such powerful milk. meow.

Ms. Miao put down the medical equipment and asked, "What did you say, sir?"

Xu Xiaobai said: "He told you to take a good look, it's best to get two injections and take some medicine." Xu Xiaobai emphasized uneasy: "It's been frozen in the refrigerator for a long time, and when you see it, it turns into a Ice sculptures."

That's no problem either.Ms. Miao is sure that the little cat in front of her must have done something to be sorry for Mr., so Mr. must treat it properly!

Ms. Miao gave Qiongqi a glucose injection, and wrapped a few jelly beans for Qiongqi. When Qiongqi smelled the sugar, he felt a little better, and the trouble of being stabbed in the butt was less.

Xu Xiaobai gave Qiongqi the injection and happily fed a jelly bean.Xu Xiaobai held the 200 yuan in his pocket, not sure if it was enough to pay.

Ms. Miao poked her head out and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Mr. Xiao, wait for me for a few minutes, and I'll take you back." Xu Xiaobai waved his hands quickly: "No, no, I'll just take the bus back, no need to send you back. "Miss Miao has already started seeing off customers, saying that the pet hospital is temporarily closed due to something.Hearing Xu Xiaobai's words, Ms. Miao hurriedly said, "No, I have to beg you, let my husband show my face, I've been unemployed for a long time."

Isn't such a large pet hospital considered a career?Xu Xiaobai saw Ms. Miao fold and put away the tablecloth: "A job is what you do with your husband, and it's just for fun." Ms. Miao finished tidying up neatly, took out a small mirror from her pocket, and painted it with aunt's purple. Lipstick, even more charming and charming: "Mr. Xiao, your car has not been driven for a long time. Today we will try your luxury car worth tens of millions. We haven't driven it a few times since we bought it."

Xu Xiaobai remembered, their family still has a luxury car!Then I couldn't laugh or cry immediately, the two people who couldn't even take out 500 yuan in their pockets actually had a luxury car! !